The Chen Qing Collection of Two Worlds [Rebirth]

Gusu Lan's family motto is "Yazheng".And within the Xianmen, among the hundreds of families, if it is said that "elegant and upright" self-discipline can be called a model in the world, there is no one better than Hanguang Lord.

Although Han Guangjun Lan Zhan has already passed the age, has a beautiful appearance, and has always been a man of integrity, but he is notoriously pure-hearted and ascetic.A cold face is as cold as thousands of years of frost, like a funeral test, with a radius of five meters around its body, and strangers are not allowed to enter, and not a blade of grass can grow.It can be said that "kill" people invisible, and "reject" people thousands of miles away.

A young man who was drinking tea was almost choked by the tea soup, his cheeks were flushed with embarrassment, he coughed and pointed at Wei Wuxian, and retorted: "You, you, you are talking nonsense! Mr. Hanguang is not married yet, so what's the matter?" Wife?!"

Wei Wuxian took a deep breath on purpose, and said loudly: "You Hanguang-jun are also dignified elders with healthy limbs. The four elements are not empty, the six roots are not clean, three catastrophes and five disasters, seven emotions and six desires, eight sufferings and nine difficulties. Everything! Why don’t you have a wife?”

The young men in white looked at each other, they had probably never seen such a shameless and outspoken person.The young man in the lead blushed, and stammered, "Young master, young master, this kind of thing...how can you talk nonsense?"

Wei WuXian straightened his neck and said confidently: "Hey! I'm telling the truth, why are you talking nonsense?"

The children who grew up in the Lan family in Gusu have read the truth since they were young, and they have been fascinated by the spring and white snow. Poppi couldn't do anything about it.

This is because the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked! (Remarks: Xianxian ridiculed Lan's old-fashioned)

Seeing more and more onlookers gathered around, they even started whispering, discussing Hanguang-jun's romantic anecdotes one by one.The tea-drinking boy said anxiously: "There is no evidence for what you say! What about the evidence? Show me the evidence. Why are you slandering Lord Hanguang with empty talk and white teeth?"

When it comes to playing tricks, Wei Wuxian is definitely the patriarch among the "rogues" and the leader among the "rascals".Today, today, and today, things can never be good. You have to mess around and stalk the Gusu Lan family to death, otherwise how can you lure Lan Zhan out in advance!

So he sat cross-legged on the floor, stretched his arms wide and leaned back, how comfortable he was, and then the old god said: "I said, children, can you use your brains. You Hanguang-jun's wives are all You have been dead for 13 years, where can I find witnesses for you? Do you want me to dig graves and steal other people's graves..."

Before he finished speaking, Wei Wuxian suddenly rolled his eyes and lay down on the ground, his limbs fluttered like ghosts and ghosts, pretending to yell loudly: "Oh, it's amazing! What a crime! I can't think of such a scholarly family as the Gusu Lan family!" , actually instigates people to do things like cockroaches and dog robbers, be gentle and sweep the floor! Be gentle and sweep the floor!"

The young men in ethereal clothes and icy appearances are supposed to be Pianpianjiazi who don't eat the world's fireworks or eat the world's grains.But I don't know why I didn't read the almanac when I went out, so I ran into a clever "lunatic" in Mojiazhuang——

It's like a scholar meets a soldier, and the reason is hard to explain.

So many pairs of eyes watching, unable to be beaten or chased away, finally a young man in white couldn't bear it anymore, he stepped forward and grabbed Wei Wuxian's arm and said, "Get up! Slandering the famous scholars of the immortal sect, you are lawless!" .Let's go to Hanguang-jun for comment!"

Okay, great, what I'm waiting for is your words.

Wei WuXian quickly turned over and rolled up from the ground, with disheveled hair, danced and said, "It's hard to chase after a word! Anyone who doesn't go to Hanguang-jun is the grandson."

......

The young man was also trying to scare him, but he didn't expect him to go, so he immediately remedied: "Mr. Hanguang, you can see him whenever you want."

But Wei WuXian didn’t follow this, and continued to be crazy, jumping and “cursing”: “Whoever doesn’t go is a grandson, hahahahaha, son of a bitch, you are a son of a bitch, hahahahahahaha…”

When the disciple heard this, he was so angry that he forgot about his upbringing and elegance, his face turned red, white and blue, which was really wonderful.He grabbed Wei Wuxian's arm in two or three steps, and said, "You, you shut up! If you don't shut up, I'll beat you!"

The young man in the lead hurried forward to stop him, and reprimanded him, "Jingyi!"

"SiZhui, I didn't really hit him!"

Lan Jingyi said: "Look at him! If you slander Hanguang-Jun like this in front of others, and even scold him, let's forget it?"

Although everyone in the Mo family knew that the Mo family had an insane young master, but Mo Xuanyu had been huddled in his dark and dilapidated hut for several years, never going out, not seeing any guests, and rarely showing his face in public.Every day, he just puts on heavy makeup and paints himself in white to look like a hanged ghost to frighten people.This is the first time I have seen it without makeup and with a plain face.

Mrs. Mo hadn't seen her nephew for a long time, especially when this lunatic didn't use powder or makeup and was sober.She slowed down for quite a while before she recognized the man lying on the ground rolling wildly.However, due to the presence of the cyclamen, it is difficult to get angry and drive people away because of the master's airs, so he lowered his voice and said to his neck-stretching, submissive husband: "Where is A Yuan? Why did you let him out, drag him back!"

Of course Mo Ziyuan was tied up with the servants, but this scandal has not been publicized yet, neither the Mo family nor his wife knew about it.Her husband was a wimp who stuck in the door backwards, and when he heard the "Hedong Lion's Roar" say yes again and again, he repeatedly apologized, then turned his head with a look of displeasure and directed the servants to come forward to arrest him.Wei Wuxian thought inwardly that it was too bad, if this was dragged away, wouldn't it be necessary to delay for a whole night, waiting for Chi Fengzun's arm to act as a demon before Lan Zhan could come!

Anyway, Mojiazhuang is going to be troubled by evil spirits anyway, so they just don't do anything, and make it more lively when there are many people!

During the tug-of-war, Wei Wuxian took advantage of the time when the crowd was at a loss, howling ghosts and wolves, and rolled his tongue as a whistle, unknowingly summoning a ghost!

"Ghost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was a sound of chaotic footsteps, and everyone screamed in fear and fled in all directions.

Wei WuXian instigated two green-faced and fang-toothed little ghosts to drag the servants one after the other, and then took the opportunity to get out of the mess and hide behind Lan Sizhui with a "swish", while continuing to secretly recruit evil, while blatantly prodding: "Oh my God, I'm going to hell in broad daylight. Find Mr. Hanguang, call Hanguang-jun!"

Suddenly, a white thigh fell from the beam, and then another thigh followed, and then hair, teeth, head, eyes, arms and body fell down one after another.Struggling alive and kicking on the ground for a while, he crookedly put together a naked woman with her neck hanging upside down.

Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi and the others looked as pale as white paper. They never expected to see such an outrageous, unsightly and horrifying scene...

Simply insane!

Lan Sizhui was burning with anxiety, he turned to Lan Jingyi and asked, "Has the signal been sent?"

Lan Jingyi nodded hurriedly, and said a little confused: "The signal has been sent, but if there are no elders around who can come to support, what should we do now!"

stupid!

Hearing the words, Wei Wuxian hated that iron could not be made into steel, and almost lost his temper, "I told you to find Hanguang-jun! Why are you looking for someone else?!"

Lan Jingyi said: "Hanguang-jun, Hanguang-jun, Hanguang-jun! I'm not a roundworm in Hanguang-jun's belly, how do I know if he's around?"

Wei Wuxian looked up to the sky and sighed, "Why don't you say you're stupid."

Lan Jingyi said, "You—"

"All right!"

Lan Sizhui separated the two of them one by one, and gritted his teeth: "Human life is at stake, now is not the time to play around. Let's stick to it and wait for someone to come!"

Now that a distress signal has been issued, it is logical that there will be monks from the Lan family coming to help, but it may not be Lan Zhan.

After thinking for a while, Wei Wuxian raised his hand and picked a leaf from the flower pot, and said, "Forget it, let's do it yourself. I'll find Mr. Hanguang for you."

The two people on the opposite side were very surprised when they heard the words, and they said in unison: "You?"

Wei WuXian put the leaf in his mouth, and said vaguely, "Look."

Immediately afterwards, he whistled while holding a leaf in his mouth, exhaling like blue air, and a familiar tune floated in his heart.The lips move into a song, and the mouth becomes a sound, like clouds floating in Taiqing, with cadence and subtly turning, which is not imitated by silk and bamboo. In the rhyme, there are all words of love.

Amidst the dumbfoundedness of the teenagers, Wei Wuxian blew more and more vigorously, and couldn't help taking a few steps backwards.

Suddenly, he bumped into a person.

A familiar cold fragrance came over his face, he turned his head and said with a smile:

"Lan Zhan!"