The Chen Qing Collection of Two Worlds [Rebirth]

Lan Caihe, ashamed for half a day (1)

"Wei Ying."

Lan Wangji closed the door with both hands, locked the snow outside the window, he hesitated to say: "Today..."

It is said that people always like to do two superfluous things in their life: dragging good women into the water, and persuading fireworks women to be good.The more the Second Young Master Lan is so "rigid" and serious, the more Wei Wuxian can't hold back the thoughts in his heart, scratching his head and thinking about how to take off this layer of disguise, and see if there is anything inside. How ashamed.

He said, "What's today?"

Lan Wangji said: "...you come down first."

Wei WuXian reluctantly slid off HanGuang-Jun's body, and said, "Is there anything you can't hug?"

Lan Wangji glanced at him, put the brocade box in his hand on the table, and said softly, "Demeanor."

Wei Wuxian said: "Oh, Lan Zhan, how many years have you been reading about your demeanor every day, why don't you push me away every time I stick it on you."

Lan Wangji glanced at him again, and Wei Wuxian continued, "Hanguang-jun, when will you get rid of your duplicity. Your elder brother can tell you, since you were young, you said 'no' because you wanted it." , 'Don't like' means like it. So, you said 'manner' to me, does it mean that I will stick to you all the time and pester you all the time, and I can't drive you away... mean?"

The sound of the words fell like a hook, making people's hearts flutter, and just as Lan Wangji was about to speak, Wei Wuxian said again: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything, just shut up. It must be 'shameless, shameless' again. , Don't be shy', I can repeat these few sentences over and over again, and my ears are getting callused. Brother Lan, can't you change some new words."

Lan Wangji shook his head, and said helplessly, "Talk too much."

Wei WuXian was taken aback by this "talking too much", he smiled playfully and rubbed against Lan WangJi, pointed to the black brocade box and said, "What did you bring back?"

Lan Wangji didn't answer, but looked at him again and said, "Today is my birthday."

Wei WuXian blinked, "suddenly realized" and said: "So that's the case, so this is a congratulatory gift from someone else."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and opened the lid of the box, and saw two porcelain rabbits lying inside the black brocade box, one white and one black, lifelike and exquisitely made.Wei Wuxian smiled and said, "It just happens to be you and me, which suits the occasion. Lan Zhan, who gave you this?"

Lan Wangji said, "Brother."

Wei Wuxian said, "Oh."

Seeing that Wei Wuxian hadn't expressed anything yet, Lan Wangji couldn't help but said, "Wei Ying."

Wei Wuxian: "Huh?"

Lan Wangji: "Today is my birthday."

Wei Wuxian: "...Oh."

Lan Wangji: "..."

Several times of explicit hints were ineffective, Lan Wangji turned around in disappointment, and turned his face away.Wei WuXian was overjoyed at his awkwardness, and deliberately said, "Second Brother Lan, you're angry."

Lan Wangji denied, "No."

Wei Wuxian put his arms around his waist from behind, teasingly said, "Lan Wangji."

no answer.

Wei Wuxian: "Brother Wangji."

no answer.

Wei Wuxian: "Second Brother Lan."

Still no answer.

Wei Wuxian: "Hanguang-jun?"

Lan Wangji said: "...you go."

Wei Wuxian exclaimed, "I can't believe it, there is no reason! Hanguang-jun, you actually want to drive me away?"

Lan Wangji kept silent.

Seeing this, Wei Wuxian took a step towards the door, and said tentatively, "Then I'm really going."

......

No response.

Wei Wuxian made a gesture to open a crack in the door, and tried persistently: "Lan Zhan, I didn't fool you. I'm leaving this time, and I'll never go back to Yunshen... ah!"

There was only a bang, and the door was slammed shut with a familiar force. Lan Wangji turned over and pressed on top of him, and said in a muffled voice, "Don't you dare."

Wei Wuxian said stiffly, "Do you think I dare?"

Lan Wangji said, "Wei Ying!"

Wei Wuxian laughed and said, "I dare you, Hanguang-jun will know if you try it."

However, just as Lan Wangji was about to get angry, Wei Wuxian took out two books, which were "Lan Caihe" and "Half Day Shame" which were all the rage recently.

Wei WuXian said, "You don't always want to learn new stories in it, so I'll give you this chance today, how about it, HanGuang-Jun? Do you still like this birthday gift?"

Lan Caihe, ashamed for half a day (2)

Lan Wangji glanced at the title of this chapter, "Half a Day of Shame" No. 30 - Wei Wuxian gets drunk and soaks in the cold spring, Qiao Zhanlang shamelessly kisses Jun Xianjun:

"Lan Zhan...I'm so dizzy..." Wei Wuxian fell limply into the cold spring, and suddenly the world spun, and he said in a daze, "You gave me so much wine to drink What?"

"It's nothing."

Lan Wangji dumped the tampered emperor on the ground with a smile, letting the wine and soil melt into an indistinguishable mass, and said flatly, "You're drunk."

Wei WuXian shook his head and said, "How is it possible...I, I am...not drunk after a thousand cups..."

Lan Wangji still said, "You're drunk."

Wei Wuxian said, "...I didn't."

Lan Wangji coaxed, "Be good, be obedient."

Wei Wuxian instinctively wanted to stay away from him, away from this dangerous man, struggling desperately: "Go, go away, stay away from me, don't mind my affairs."

However, no matter how hard he struggled, he was still firmly locked in Lan Wangji's arms, and he passed out under the effect of the medicine not long after.Lan Wangji carried him back to the quiet room.

"In this life, you will never try to escape!"

Lan Wangji: ...

Wei Wuxian read it aloud without changing his face, and commented: "The writing is a bit exaggerated, but the emotional speculation is not too distorted."

After a while, Lan Wangji said with difficulty, "I won't hurt you."

Wei Wuxian put his arms around his neck and said with a smile, "Of course I know that, who made Brother Lan always love me the most. But Lan Zhan, tell me the truth, you asked me earlier if I would like to go back to Yun with you. I don't know where you are, and you hide it, so you really don't have any half-discriminatory thoughts?"

Lan Wangji coughed lightly, and then moved his gaze elsewhere.Wei Wuxian laughed wildly in his heart, and said, "I think this "Half-Day Shame" is too standard, not fun, but "Lancaihe" is more exciting, you read this paragraph."