The Chen Qing Collection of Two Worlds [Rebirth]

When Lan Wangji came back, Wei Wuxian had already "dismembered" a whole peeled sweet potato into 20 yuan pieces of uneven size.

"Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty..."

He raised his arm up and down, raised the knife in his hand, and the fierce light in his eyes was full. He chopped the chopping board with a bang, and the sweet potato pieces flew between the blades. in the dish.

Lan Wangji suddenly felt that the kitchen knife might not have chopped sweet potatoes, but an indescribable part.

Then he heard Wei Wuxian muttering to himself: "Malan Huahua 21, [-], [-], Lan Zhan is an irritant!"

Lan Wangji: "..."

Amidst the clinking of pots, pans and chopping boards, the cut sweet potato pieces finally rolled into the frying pan with a sound of “Zi la——”.Lan Wangji just looked at Wei Wuxian helplessly, and inserted the knife into the cutting board under the kitchen with a "hush", then held up an iron fence, and aggressively fished it in the oil pan, almost like a flower out of it. Come on.

Chopped and fried, the treatment in the underworld is nothing more than that, it must be "hate" to the bone.

Looking around from the corner of the eye, Wei WuXian happened to catch sight of HanGuang-Jun who was hesitating at the door, hesitant to enter, and greeted him, "Lan Zhan, where do I want the powdered sugar you're looking for?"

The Second Young Master Lan had obviously been tormented and intimidated by Wei Wuxian, twisting a few light-white fingers and struggling to untie it for a long time before he untied the string that bound the paper wrap, and carefully poured the powdered sugar into a clean porcelain plate Inside.

And Wei Wuxian also turned off the fire on the stove, drained the oil, and took the golden fried sweet potatoes out of the pot.

After the sweet potato cubes cooled down a bit, Lan Wangji walked up to him and asked curiously, "What is this?"

"Fried sweet potatoes."

Wei WuXian picked up a piece of fried sweet potato, wrapped it in powdered sugar, and handed it to Lan WangJi's lips, and said with a smile, "Do you want to eat your supper?"

eat.

Lan Wangji stared at the piece of fried sweet potato for a long time, and finally reluctantly opened his mouth, but Wei Wuxian withdrew his hand as soon as he opened his mouth.

Seeing the sweet potato in his mouth fly away and into the mouth of the man opposite him, Second Young Master Lan felt very wronged.Wei Wuxian pretended not to see his "full of thoughts" expression, and picked up another piece of sweet potato, but this time Lan Wangji decided not to sit still, and rushed forward to fight him hard.

Mine, all mine.Whether it's people, or this sweet potato...

Got it, it's mine.

The lips of the two were entangled fiercely, the exchange of Jin Jin, and the sweetness of the jade fluid, there was a tendency to develop in a direction that is not suitable for children.However, at this moment, Wei Wuxian suddenly caught a glimpse of a blue-yellow grasshopper that seemed to have landed on the ground.

Quite familiar.

He shouted, "Lan Zhan, wait a minute!"

So Lan Wangji waited.

Wei WuXian excitedly picked up the straw grasshopper, and said, "So you still have this grasshopper, I thought you lost it long ago."

Lan Wangji hasn't answered yet, he has already started to "amuse himself", jokingly joked: "I said you had a crush on me, but you stubbornly refused to admit it, which made me think you didn't have that kind of meaning, so I risked my life to chase you Hahaha, Mr. Hanguang, if you didn’t like me back then, why did you hide the grasshopper I made up for you? This hiding is still six or seven years old. If it wasn’t revealed today and the truth is revealed to the world, wouldn’t I be blinded In the drum for a lifetime."

Lan Wangji listened, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said calmly, "I have a crush on you? Isn't it you who have a crush on me?"

Unexpectedly, with an arrow straight to the center, Wei Wuxian laughed so hard that he fell down, clutching his stomach and said, "You...hahahahaha... Lan Zhan, you, you! I really don't care about you! Method!"

Speaking of the incident seven years ago, it happened on a rainy night after Wei Wuxian went to Yunshen to study in unknown place.

Just after evening class that day, Lan Qiren suddenly realized that Wei Ying had played truant again.

"Forget the machine, come here."

Lan Wangji put down the scroll in his hand, walked up to his uncle, bowed his head and asked, "Uncle, what's the matter?"

Lan Qiren said: "Go and ask the disciples of the Yunmengjiang Sect to find out where this Wei Ying has gone crazy, and if he finds out, he will be arrested. He has only been studying for more than a month, and he has broken the ban more than ten times. Follow the rules, it's against him!"

Lan Wangji happily took the order and left. In fact, it is not unusual for Wei Wuxian to play truant.This kid from Yunmeng is a habitual offender, and the three thousand family rules are useless in his eyes, like farting.

Lan Qiren naturally avoids such "tumors" among noblemen of aristocratic families and "sewage" among rookies of cultivating immortals like snakes and scorpions, and he even doesn't allow his proud disciples to talk to Wei Wuxian too much.

But it's one thing to be disgusted with it, and another thing to guard against it. Lan Qiren's ten thousand warnings are no match for this "cancerous" monster with all kinds of tricks, and when he sees Lan Wangji, he "posts" it upside down with a smile.

After interrogating several classmates who were close to Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji finally pried Wei Wuxian's whereabouts from Jiang Cheng's mouth.

It turned out that the little monkey heard that there was a rabbit in the back mountain who had cultivated into a spirit and was very beautiful, so he couldn't bear the loneliness in his heart and wanted to see the beauty.But the rabbit spirit is afraid of people, so it can only come out for activities on rainy nights when there are few people, so it took the risk, took advantage of the night rain to skip Lan Qiren's evening class, and went into the back mountain to look for the rabbit spirit.

By the time Lan Wangji found him, the rain had already stopped.

Hearing footsteps approaching, Wei Wuxian hurriedly crawled out of the small cave where he was hiding, and shouted happily, "Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan!"

Lan Wangji looked him up and down coldly, and seeing that he was intact, he turned and left.

"Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! Wait for me!"

Wei WuXian trotted after him, shouting while chasing, "Lan Zhan, don't go so fast, I won't be able to catch up with you!"

But the more he shouted, the faster Lan Wangji walked, and finally Wei Wuxian's foot slipped and fell face down into the mud pit with an "oops".

In an instant, mud and flowers splashed everywhere, and the sound of frogs was startled.

Lan Wangji finally stopped in his tracks.

Seeing a white and clean smiling face transforming into a little tabby cat, Wei WuXian immediately turned over and sat up, coughed out the muddy soup that choked his throat, and said dejectedly, "Ouch! Ouch! It hurts so much, Lan Zhan! My leg hurts! It looks like I fell down!"

Just when he was howling more and more desolately, a snow-white sleeve stretched out and slowly wiped the mud and sand off his face.

Wei Wuxian took the opportunity to hold those hands as warm as jade, and said with a chuckle, "Lan Zhan, Second Brother Lan..."

Second Master Lan was already used to this pair of salty pig's trotters taking advantage of him, so he paused for a moment before saying, "Wei Ying, there is no rabbit spirit in the back mountain."

"I know."

"..."

"Because I made up that rumor, and I also spread it."

Lan Wangji looked at him in surprise, "Why?"

Wei Wuxian wiped his face, looked at him and said, "Who told you to ignore me these two days, I have no choice but to play truant for you. Anyway, I'm missing, your uncle will definitely send you out Find me so I can spend more time with you"

Lan Wangji became angry, "You..."

Wei Wuxian said, "Okay, okay, Second Brother Lan, don't scold me, and don't be angry with me."

As he spoke, he spread out his palms and stretched them out in front of Lan Wangji, "Look quickly, what is this?"

Lan Wangji followed his instructions and saw a green grasshopper lying quietly between those muddy claws.

"This is......"

Wei WuXian's smiling eyes curved, and he said shamelessly, "Grasshopper, I made it out of straw just now, does it look like it?"

Lan Wangji shook his head and said, "Boring."

Wei Wuxian asked, "Can you make up?"

Lan Wangji said, "No."

Wei WuXian said, "Then this is for you! Congratulations on taking the first place in the quiz yesterday."

"..."

boring.

But now, this grasshopper fell out of Second Young Master Lan.

Wei Wuxian teased, "Lan Wangji, hurry up and tell the truth, do you have a crush on me?"

Lan Wangji stared at the grasshopper, held his hand again, "Yes."

Looking at each other and loving each other, without saying a thousand words, everything is in silence.

"I said, two masters."

Xue Yang leaned against the door frame, yawned and said, "Can you change the place?"

When it comes to being thick-skinned, it's really a match, Wei Wuxian refused without changing his face: "I can't."

Xue Yang said: "Then you have worked so hard and moved to another place?"

Wei Wuxian continued shaking his head.

Xue Yang jumped up and said, "How can I cook if you don't make room?"

Wei Wuxian asked strangely, "You didn't eat tonight?"

Xue Yang said: "Fucking nonsense, Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao teamed up to slander me, and even persuaded that stinky Taoist priest to arrest me and confront him at Jinlin Terrace, to prove your father's innocence! I'm so unlucky, I didn't even eat until midnight, and I have to go to that shitty Jinlin Terrace tomorrow morning!"

Wei Wuxian sneered at this: "I see that you have all five limbs, and you don't lack any arms or legs. You are very lively. Uncle Xiao and Jin Guangyao are going to force you to go to the Jinlin Terrace. Can't you run by yourself with long legs? "

After poking here, Xue Yang suddenly shut up.

Wei Wuxian squinted his eyes, and he knew that this bad guy couldn't make any good plans, and he dared to hang on to it knowing that the bad luck was coming, there must be something tricky.So he said, "Xue Yang, I warn you, don't play tricks. If I catch you once, I will beat you once. I have enough patience to beat you until you are convinced. If you don't believe me, let's wait and see."

Damn, who wants to wait and see with you.

Ever since Wei Wuxian almost shot Tian Linggai to death yesterday, Xue Yang has been keeping a respectful distance from Xiao Xingchen's nephew, and he doesn't know what's wrong with his brain. Turning his face and refusing to recognize anyone, making vicious and vicious moves that are fatal, wishing to skin the opponent alive.

Xue Yang rolled his eyes at the sky, and snorted, "Crazy."

He went back to the other courtyard hungry, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Xiao Xingchen sitting at the table staring at a plate of pears in a daze.

......

Xue Yang: "Master Daoist, what are you doing?"

Xiao Xingchen struggled and said, "I want to pick a pear for dessert."

There are two white pears, one large and one small, which don't look very sweet.

Xue Yang handed him one casually, and coaxed him, "Eat this, this is sweet."

Xiao Xingchen didn't doubt that there was him, so he opened his mouth to gnaw, but when it came to his mouth, Xue Yang regretted it again.

"Don't eat it, these two pears are crooked, twisted like your nephew, they are not sweet."

He conveniently took the pear from Xiao Xingchen's hand, dragged his chin, and said with a smile: "It's better to use white pears to stew in sugar water, that would be delicious."

Xiao Xingchen said helplessly: "If you eat pears, you just say you eat pears. What does that have to do with my nephew?"

The corners of Xue Yang's lips curled up slightly, as if he didn't listen, he only cursed Wei Wuxian in his heart for being shameless, but his voice was full of grievances after being bullied, "Your nephew took over Qinghe Nie's kitchen, making me unable to eat dinner Daoist, as an uncle, you should take care of him!"

Xiao Xingchen chuckled lightly, "You are too difficult for me, I can't control this nephew."

Xue Yang said, "Could it be that the Taoist priest is afraid of him?"

Xiao Xingchen said calmly, "I'm not afraid."

Xue Yang said, "Really?"

Xiao Xingchen sighed: "Of course I'm not afraid of real swords and guns, but 'a person has a face, a tree has a layer of skin', I'm afraid of being written by Gu Lancai lotus seeds in "Lancaihe" and "Half-Day Shame". The villain is a typical example, becoming an evil master who disturbs the peace of the family and beats the mandarin ducks."

Xue Yang: ...