My Two Dads

Jixun wants to make a movie.

The leading role is the little girl who had an affair with Han Shiyu last time.Her name is Yan Yuan, and she has a cheerful and easy-going personality.The filming started at the end of July, and in the middle of July, she came to the shooting location and visited Han Shiyu by the way.

Yang Han's house is very close to the main filming location, and Han Shiyu only needs to drive there for an hour, so it is very convenient for him to be a cameo.

Yan Yuan's temperament and Yang Han got along very well, and the two of them became acquainted in the morning. She said that she would take Yang Han to visit the filming site in time, and Yang Han nodded excitedly.

Anyway, this summer vacation is very long, Yang Han has a lot of time to be happy.

The programming interest class that Lu Yueming signed up for has a summer vacation training, and he will not be able to return to his home in Qingdao until late July.In this way, Yang Han can often call several people in the dog compound to his home for gatherings.

Because Liu Zuoye had to do farm work for the family, she went back to her hometown first during the holidays, but every time Yang Han organized a party, she would upload a video and give her a "live broadcast", otherwise the "harem" would not be complete without her.

Even Shangxue saw the clue, when they got together to play board games, they joked with a smile: "Yang Han, you and Sister Liu have a really good relationship."

Yang Han scratched his cheek with his index finger: "Ah..."

Xu Jia had already given up trying to win the position of the harem lord, and turned into Nanny Xu, sighing as an old mother beside her.

Han Shiyu didn't stop working at all, he would go out occasionally, but most of the time he was still at home.

On this day, Yang Han invited Lu Yueming, who was rarely free, to come to play at home, and the two were discussing the real questions of the college entrance examination in the living room.

Han Shiyu came back, changed his slippers at the door, and shouted: "Yang Yang, your Uncle Liu is here, go get something to drink..."

Liu Mu followed him in, and as soon as his front foot landed, the big consecration characters in the living room flashed into his eyes. He raised his eyebrows and sighed: "Drink."

Liu Mu can be regarded as a self-media star, that is, an Internet celebrity in people's mouth, and there is no brokerage company behind him.He is also a member of the cast, and he came here early to prepare for the filming, and planned to live in an old friend's house by the way.

Han Shiyu looked back at him: "What would you like to drink?"

Liu Mudao: "Carbonated drinks are fine."

Han Shiyu shouted: "Yang Yang, take two bottles of Coke."

Yang Han responded with "Oh" as he walked towards the refrigerator with his slippers on.

Lu Yueming greeted Han Shiyu respectfully, and when his eyes looked behind him, the nib of the pen froze on the paper, staring blankly at the somewhat familiar Liu Mu.

There was hesitation in his eyes, and when Liu Mu walked over and waved to him, he still politely shouted: "Hello, Uncle."

Liu Mu: "..."

I haven't seen him for a few months, and he has grown a little bit of stubble.His hair was shoulder-length, with some natural curls at the end, and was randomly tied into a pull at the back of his head. The hair on the sideburns went behind the ears, and a few strands of rebellious hair often fell out.

The upper body is a blue-gray Hong Kong-style shirt, the lower body is black straight-leg pants, and the ankle has the same tattoo on the back of the hand.

Just like an avant-garde fashion uncle.

"How did you change from a sister to an uncle?" Liu Mu pretended to be sad, "I'm one generation behind."

Hearing this familiar voice, Lu Yueming recognized it immediately, and after a moment of surprise, he quickly changed his words: "I'm sorry... Hello, Senior Mu."

Liu Mu waved his hand and said with a smile: "Well, anyway, you don't want to call brother."

Lu Yueming, who said something wrong, said: "..."

When Yang Han came back, he saw Liu Mu handing him the Coke, and greeted him warmly: "Hi, Mr. Liu, you are here!"

Liu Mu bent his index finger, tapped the poplar head lightly, and replied: "Yes, unlucky girl, I'm here." He then asked: "Do you have a fire in your house..."

"Go to the bathroom to smoke," Han Shiyu returned after washing his hands, took the iced Coke from Yang Han's hand, and said, "Don't you want to quit?"

"Okay." Liu Mu exhaled and stood up, took out a cigarette from his pocket, held it in his mouth, and went into the bathroom.

Seeing that Lu Yueming was stiff, Han Shiyu said, "Hey, how many times have you been here, little deer, don't be restrained, just do whatever you want."

"Ah... oh," Lu Yueming regained his composure, and found that the pen had blurred "xy" with a black dot.

He cautiously asked Yang Han: "Are you and Uncle very familiar with Senior Mu?"

"I've known Uncle Liu for a long time." Yang Han spread his hands and said, "I just didn't know that he was actually wearing a 'wood tassel' vest."

Lu Yueming: "Oh..."

Yang Han asked: "Little Lu, you know him."

Lu Yueming said awkwardly: "It is."

It took Liu Mu a while to come out of the bathroom. When he reappeared, his beard had been shaved clean, and his hair was pushed up by a white peaked cap worn backwards, sweeping away his melancholy uncle's demeanor.

As soon as he came out, he stretched out his arms and said to Lu Yueming, "How is it?"

Lu Yueming lowered his head and whispered, "Brother..."

Liu Mu scratched his chin in satisfaction, and said, "That's right."

He seems to like this little action very much, but Lu Yueming is not. If any part of his face is scratched, he will subconsciously hide, and then his ears will heat up to stress.

"You've already touched my brother," Liu Mu said with a smug smile, very happy with his appearance.He lay down on the sofa and chased after him, "Still shy."

Lu Yueming: "."

Yang Han: "!"

Han Shiyu: "?"

Yang Handao: "Little...Little Lu...what are you doing?"

Liu Mu said calmly: "He touched my chest."

The potato chips chewed by Yang Han suddenly tasteless, and he stared at Lu Yueming with wide eyes in astonishment.

Lu Yueming, who grew up so big, has always been upright and upright, like a piece of white paper, and has never seen such a "distorted black and white" character.He stuttered suddenly: "No...I'm not...I don't!"

Han Shiyu stopped Liu Mu, frowned and said, "Tsk, you are not allowed to speak pornographically to minors."

Liu Mu: "Is he still underage?"

"...There is still one month left, and it's my birthday." Lu Yueming couldn't help but interrupted while writing a big math problem.

"I'm getting old," Liu Mu suddenly lamented the years, "When you were in your mother's womb, your uncle finished the college entrance examination."

He was silent for a while, and then corrected himself: "It's brother."

……

After the meal, the four of them were so bored that they got together and played games.

The name of the game is "Don't Do the Challenge" (*Note).

There are many cards on the table, and the events that may happen in the game are written on the back. Each person has four cards, and each card must be pasted on the forehead.

If you do what is written on the card in the process, you will lose one.

After all four cards are used up, you will be punished.

Their punishment is set-send "I'm pregnant" to the nearest contact, and continue until the other party sees it.

With a card on his wooden peaked cap, Liu commented on the punishment method: "It's hard enough."

Yang Han had already pasted his own card on his forehead, and said with a smile, "Really?"

Han Shiyu suddenly said, "Xiao Yang, can you sing a song?"

The meaning of his guidance was too obvious, so Yang Han didn't fall for it, and replied casually: "I don't."

Han Shiyu: "Take it off."

Yang Han: "?"

She heard Lu Yueming chuckle, so she took off the card above her head, and twitched the corner of her mouth when she saw the content on it.

It read: "Reject Others."

Xiao Yang, who gave a card for nothing at the beginning, frowned in anger, and Han Shiyu, who had succeeded in tactics, leaned back and said with a smile: "It's still too young."

Yang Han said indifferently: "Take it off."

Han Shiyu: "?"

He heard Liu Mu laugh arrogantly, and took off the card on top of his head, which said "Back to the sofa".

Han Shiyu refused to accept, "It's too easy!"

The game didn't even go on for a minute, and there were only two cards of the father, the loving daughter, and the filial piety, one big and one small.

Liu Mu's is "saying numbers".

Lu Yueming's card said "kiss on the cheek".

The three frowned and looked at Lu Yueming.

"What... what's wrong," Lu Yueming was sitting on pins and needles as they watched.

Yang Handao: "Little Lu is a bit embarrassing."

The three said in unison: "Take it off."

Yang Han: "??"

Lu Yueming couldn't help laughing again.

Liu Mu shook his head and said, "This unlucky girl."

Yeon-han takes it off, and her second card says "Say animals."

Originally, this topic was considered to be of medium difficulty, but there happened to be a "deer" Yueming here.

Yang Han lost two cards, and angrily pasted the third card on his forehead, saying: "There are still two cards left, I won't talk about this round."

Lu Yueming lowered the corners of his upturned mouth and said, "I have the most chances right now."

Han Shiyu understood his meaning in an instant, and responded, "Oh, you still have four cards, and one is not lost."

Liu Mudao: "I didn't drop any of them either."

Lu Yueming laughed and said, "It's gone now."

Liu Mu raised his eyebrows, slowly took off the card, and said with a smile, "Yo, trick me."

In the current situation, Han Shiyu and Liu Mu each have three cards, and Yang Han, who only has two cards left, intends to hold his breath for the whole time.Lu Yueming was invincible.

Liu Mu's piece is "Singing", second only to Lu Yueming in difficulty.Uncle Liu and the unlucky girl exchanged glances, Yang Han pretended to lie on his stomach without speaking, and called the dog under his feet over.

The little golden retriever wagged its tail by her leg.

Liu Mudao: "When did you raise a dog?"

Han Shiyu said: "I just received it a few days ago."

Liu Mu clicked his tongue a few times and said, "Give me a hug."

Yang Han picked up Gou Er and handed it over, but the two were too far away, so Yang Han had no choice but to say: "Old Han, take it."

Han Shiyu asked vigilantly: "Are you two cheating me?" He put his hands behind his back and said, "I'm not fooled."

Yang Han: "Huh?"

Liu Mu also frowned: "What are you afraid of?"

"..." Han Shiyu looked at the expressions of the two of them in doubt, his dog son stared at him with pitiful black eyes and wagged his tail slightly.While hesitatingly reaching out to pick up Gou Er, he replied, "Are you sure you're not cheating?"

The moment Gou Er received it, Liu Mu took the card off Han Shiyu's head and showed it to him.

Han Shiyu: "..."

It read: "Accept what others hand you."

Han Shiyu looked at the card in his hand unwillingly, and said, "It's too bad... Are you cheating? Why are mine so simple?"

Lu Yueming and Yang Han looked at each other, Lu Yueming said softly: "Did uncle get hit again?"

Yang Han hadn't reacted yet: "Huh?"

Han Shiyu: "?"

Lu Yueming repeated Han Shiyu's words again: "It's too bad...why is it so simple."

Yang Han suddenly realized, and took off Han Shiyu's sign, which read: "Say 'too simple'."

Han Shiyu: "Is this also counted?"

Liu Mu leaned lazily on the sofa, applauded with admiration, and praised: "The game is not cheating at all, you are the one who keeps blowing yourself up."

Yang Han relieved and said, "Who will the heavens spare?"

Now Han Shiyu has only one chance left, and the game has entered a state of anxiety.

Liu Mutou "singed" while Yang Han "eat".

Lu Yueming still didn't lose one, he was a little curious, pointed to his forehead and said, "What exactly is mine?"

"Tsk," Liu Mu glanced at the cards on the table and said, "Everyone lost their chance, right?"

He looked at the card on Lu Yueming's head and rolled his eyes.

Lu Yueming was sitting relaxed, when he saw Liu Mu standing up suddenly, he stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around the back of his neck and pulled him forward, then turned his head and kissed him lightly on his right cheek.

"." The smell of mint wafted through the tip of his nose. It turned out that he had a hard candy in his mouth, which made a crisp sound when it touched his teeth.Lu Yueming's brain suddenly shut down, and then gradually heated up in astonishment.

Liu Mu touched his hair with his hands, and pinched the card on his head with two fingers. The end of his voice was lazy and dragged, and said: "Reciprocity is a courtesy."

Han Shiyu, who was deeply persecuted by the rules, raised a question: "Does this count?"

"Kiss on the cheek," Yang Han realized once again, "The subject and object are not clear, so it's okay!"

Liu Mu gave Yang Han a compliment with a smile.

Lu Yueming, who was hit by the trick, sat there, blushing like a bubble teapot, and now he is no longer the "undefeated golden body".

It took him a while to pick up the second card and put it on.

The three looked at his card frowningly.

Lu Yueming: "?"

Liu Mu: "Tsk."

Yang Han: "Tsk."

Han Shiyu looked at Lu Yueming's "touching someone else's face", rubbed his chin to think of a solution, and said, "We are two polar opposites, Xiaolu's is too difficult."

At this moment, Yang Han applauded.

"You know it too," Liu Mu turned his head, took off his last card, and said, "Congratulations on your pregnancy."

His last one, which read: "Say 'too hard'."

Han Shiyu: "..."

The dog hair that was brushed in his hand suddenly lost its luster.

This game ended quite quickly because of Han Shiyu's existence.

……

Yang Mo went to the bathroom, and Alan was eating pasta on the spot while guarding his phone and computer.

Suddenly, the screen of the dormant mobile phone lit up for a moment, and Alan's eyes were attracted to him. Then he frowned, and looked carefully at the message on the lock screen.

The stray dog ​​of the Management Institute: "At the end, I'm pregnant."

Allen: "?"

When Yang Mo came back, he pulled the stool and found that Alan's cheeks had not moved, and the worldview in his eyes seemed to have been shattered for a few seconds.

He almost didn't know the three Chinese characters for stray dog.

"What's wrong?" Yang Mo asked.

Allen held his food in his mouth, didn't speak, and pointed to his mobile phone.

Yang Mo pressed it open, and this piece of good news came into view.

After a second of confusion, I saw the name of the contact person, and for a moment I understood what the guy on the other side was doing.

He input by voice, said: "Kill it, don't."

Then put the phone aside and continue eating as if nothing had happened.

Allen's fork dropped onto the plate: "."