My Two Dads

"Me? I have nothing to say." Han Shiyu held an original English book in his study and looked at Yang Han in front of him.

Although Yang Han didn't want to ask him very much, but he couldn't get out of Yang Mo's mouth about some things he really wanted to know, so he had no choice but to come to Han Shiyu.

She hugged the bear, pointed to the box of Jiayun fruit candies on Han Shiyu's table, and asked, "Can I have a piece?"

Han Shiyu grabbed it and said, "No, your dad bought it for me. If you want to eat, ask him to buy it for you."

Yang Han heard the show-off in his words: "..."

She rolled her eyes and said, "There are plenty in the supermarket nearby."

Han Shiyu: "You asked your dad to buy some for you?"

Yang Han wanted to refute, but shook his head, shaking himself awake.

Why is she arguing with Han Shiyu here like kindergarten children arguing for favor.

After taking a deep breath and getting to the point, Yang Han said, "I actually want you to tell me... about you and Dad in college."

Han Shiyu blatantly opened the tin box and stuffed a piece of candy into his mouth, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you asking this?"

Yang Han: "Because I think that my dad's promise to be with you is simply doing charity."

Han Shiyu made a shy face: "The first time he saw me, he was about to fall in love with me to death."

Yang Han raised his eyebrows, then coughed, imitating Yang Mo's tone and said, "Come up to fight if you have the ability? What kind of man are you shouting down there? Cowardly?!"

She returned to her original state, and said, "Is this how you love?"

Han Shiyu: "..."

He said, "How do you know that?"

Yang Han: "My dad told me."

Han Shiyu: "He told you all about it and you still came to ask me."

Yang Han: "I want to know what you wrote in the [-] characters that praised each other."

……

Half an hour passed.

Yang Mo took a deep breath and picked up the pen. He felt that the ink in his hand weighed a thousand catties. After it fell, it couldn't be dragged.

Counselor: "Yang Mo, you have already poked two holes."

Yang Mo: "I don't know how to write it."

The counselor finished his words and wanted to teach him a lesson, but Han Shiyu on the other side had already written the little eight hundred in a profuse manner. He picked it up, flicked his fingers, and said like a storyteller, "Teacher, I'm fine." .”

Yang Mo: "..."

The director who watched him finish writing the masterpiece the whole time has begun to cover his mouth with a serious face.

Counselor: "Read."

Han Shiyu's words are straight and round——

"In the past, fate was a stick that could not be hit in eight lifetimes. I was in the east and you were in the west.

"Later, Fate was five accounts that were killed by you, I was in the open and you were in the dark.

"Now, Fate is two big, white and square A4 papers, I am on one side and you are on the other.

The teacher who covered his mouth tactically didn't hold back the first round and failed.

counselor:"……"

After Han Shiyu finished reading the summary of the previous story, he could start the main text, coughed, and continued: "The first time I saw you, I was deeply attracted by your beautiful appearance and skillful shouting skills. A white lotus that emerges from the mud and is not stained, has the poise of being in front of the instructor, your expression looks detached, as if you use non-stick pans for cooking at home, and you can sell the black pots to other people’s homes .”

Yang Mo: "..."

Han Shiyu said affectionately: "I have thought about it deeply, and I feel that there are many white lotuses in the world, and those like you are hard to see. After thinking about it, I feel that I am ignorant and lack of ink in my stomach, as if I can't spit out any dog ​​teeth to praise your straightforwardness. , no vines or branches, the fragrance is far and clear. I think this is probably the fairy in the legend. As we all know, it is against the law of heaven for a fairy to marry a mortal. Woohoo, only a fairy is worthy of you, and the mortal is not worthy... "

Yang Mo slammed his pen: "Are you scolding again??"

Han Shiyu: "Teacher, he threatened me."

The counselor glanced around the office, the counselor who had already broken all the rounds before the round was over.Taking a deep breath, I only felt a stagnant air in my chest that couldn't be dispelled.

Counselor: "The whole article is full of yin and yang, Han Shiyu, get out and rewrite it!"

Han Shiyu said aggrievedly: "Teacher, Bai Lian is really praising him—ah!"

Before he could finish speaking, Yang Mo had already rushed over to start.

The instructors who fainted from laughter instantly woke up and stepped forward to stop him.

The counselor said angrily: "Yang Mo!"

……

After supper, the teachers who came back passed the office on the first floor and found two tall boys squatting at the door together.

They went back and saw that the two were holding hands, their faces were blue with embarrassment, and they were laying out papers and writing self-criticism on their knees.

A physical education teacher was also invited to watch them.

This kind of suffering in the world has rarely been seen in universities, and because of the great achievements made by the two, it has reappeared in the world.

Passing teacher: "..."

They walked away in silence.

The physical education teacher had just returned from playing in the basketball court and passed by the office on the first floor to get some water. He just sat and rested for a while, and felt novel, so he was happy to help the counselor watch.

Seeing the small movements of the two, the physical education teacher pretended to be fierce: "Tsk, what are you moving, don't let go."

Han Shiyu: "..."

Yang Mo: "..."

Han Shiyu frowned and said to Yang Mo, "Can I change my position? I've been writing with my left hand for 15 minutes!"

Yang Mo got angry when he saw his face, stared back at him, and said impatiently: "Are you fucking itchy?"

Han Shiyu turned his head: "Teacher, he threatened me!"

……

Yang Han hugged the white bear and said, "You really owe me so much."

Han Shiyu: "This is called romance."

Yang Han snorted, rubbed her bear, and said, "If I were Dad, I would definitely beat you up sometime."

Han Shiyu ate another piece of candy, put the book back, and then looked for other books on the shelf.

He said, "Do you think he didn't fight?"

Yang Han was very happy, his tone raised excitedly, and he said, "I've done it, then what's next."

Han Shiyu frowned: "Stinky girl, are you so happy?"

……

There is a barbecue stall outside the East School Gate, which is very, very, very delicious.

Three very.

Popular with students from nearby colleges and universities.

The proprietress is from Urumqi, which is why students from Xinjiang at Shouda University always cannot explain the saying "not all Xinjiang people know how to cook mutton skewers".

The proprietress is tall and enthusiastic.

Han Shiyu always patronizes her business, so the proprietress likes this newborn egg who is quite good-looking and can talk very much.

On this day, Han Shiyu came again, alone.Seeing that there was no one around him, the proprietress smiled and said, "Go to the old place, there is someone accompanying me."

Han Shiyu: "?"

He walked to the old position and found that there was indeed someone, and he was also alone.

He had just escaped from this person a few days ago, and when he saw this person, he immediately had a bad psychological shadow.

Han Shiyu looked at Yang Mo.

Yang Mo accidentally saw Han Shiyu when he looked up.

Two people: "..."

Yang Mo is drinking a bottle of Coke.

Han Shiyu bit the bullet and sat across from him, and asked curiously, "Don't you drink?"

Yang Mo looked at him, and gently knocked the plastic bottle on the table.

Han Shiyu: "...you can do whatever you want."

Yang Mo didn't speak the whole time, and ate his own food.Han Shiyu held his breath, and finally asked, "Well... can I ask you something?"

Yang Mo looked up at him.

Han Shiyu said: "Senior?"

Yang Mo: "Get out of my sight."

Han Shiyu shrank back, frowned and said, "Have we not figured it out yet? Why are you so angry?"

Yang Mo: "Need I say it again?"

……

Yang Han chewed the fruit candy and asked, "What's wrong? Is Dad in a bad mood?"

Han Shiyu had enough candy, so he showed mercy and rewarded Yang Han with a piece, and then closed the lid.

"I think so, so I followed up and asked, guess what?" Han Shiyu said.

Yang Han shook his head and said he couldn't guess.

Han Shiyu: "He was cheated by the person who was looking for his black account. The person said that he was black for two hundred times. I tried five numbers, and he was black five times. The person insisted that he was a person, and he counted once."

Yang Han: "..."

Han Shiyu: "In the end, your dad didn't even ask for two hundred, and planned to beat him up after this meal. Fortunately, I stopped him."

……

Han Shiyu said in surprise: "Don't leave, brother, this is gray income. If you fight because of this, are you still staying at the first university?"

Yang Mo looked at the culprit, frowned and said, "What's none of your business?"

Han Shiyu moved forward, pushed his meat to Yang Mo's side, and said, "Listen to me and finish what I asked you to do... I will give you money, and you can help me blackmail him." return."

Yang Mo said lightly: "Don't blackmail the client within one month after accepting the job."

Han Shiyu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Why are you doing this so principled..."

Han Shiyu persuaded: "He has no principles, and we will not talk about principles with him. Don't worry, my entrustment is very principled."

Yang Mo frowned again when he heard his words: "What do you want to do?"

Han Shiyu explained: "I hung him up because he scolded the Shouda and was also adoring foreigners. Haven't you read his remarks?"

Yang Mo: "No."

Han Shiyu: "...what about your principles?"

Yang Mo: "Just give me the money."

Han Shiyu smiled helplessly, and said, "Well, I'll pay first, and you will do the work later, okay?"

Yang Mo looked up at him.

……

"Later we cooperated. Yang Mo took advantage of the loopholes in the system and posted the client's account on the front page of the entertainment section of the forum for a day." Han Shiyu recalled, "In the end, the student was criticized and educated because of his inappropriate remarks, and Cheng Shao personally stepped in. , with professional students, repaired and upgraded the firewall of the forum.”

Han Shiyu smiled and said, "This firewall is very powerful. Your father has been using various methods to break it."

Jixun's technicians all know that Minister Yang has a famous saying - "The most solid place in the world is the firewall of the first student forum."

Han Shiyu continued: "Teacher Cheng knew that Yang Mo did it, but he let him go. He just reported to the higher-ups that there was a bug in the recommendation mechanism."

"But he told Yang Mo's counselor about it in private, and we were arrested again."

The counselor never expected that his hand-in-hand self-criticism method would be so effective.

Directly turning these two enemies into teammates, they even harmed one side together.

So after pertinently evaluating this kind of behavior and teaching the two to turn their backs, this fine tradition has been preserved.

Whenever there are energetic male students who have nowhere to use their strength and intend to communicate with each other with their fists, they will be arranged to squat at the door of the office in the east corridor on the first floor of the No. 16 office building.

Hold hands and write eight hundred words of praise to each other.

This was selected into the event candidate list of "The First Great Anecdote Record" that year. Although it was a pity that it was not selected, it was passed down as a good story.