Against the current Hengdao
Chapter 1 Interested in me, is it looking at my ass?
Linghe: Yes.
Yan Xiaodao: No wonder.
Ling He (smiling with honey): No wonder, Mr. Yan?
Yan Xiaodao: It’s okay, it’s fine!
51. What was the situation when you first touched the sexual organs of the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: The first real intimate contact should be in a hotel in Sanjiang, where I taught him to masturbate...
Ling He: The previous night attack doesn't count?
Yan Xiaodao (displeased): You desperately resisted, and you would rather be broken than broken, I didn't touch it, at most I touched your buttocks, and you beat me before I could touch the front!
Ling He: The first time I really observed him was also in the hotel bathroom that night, he put his hands on the wall and covered me inside, his aura seemed to swallow me up, as if he wanted to eat me.He taught me to be so comfortable, and even stopped me from leaving after I was done.He stuck close to me, untied the chain of his trousers, held the gun in his hand, and showed it to me.
Yan Xiaodao: I was also impulsive that time, did it scare you?
Ling He: I haven't gotten used to watching it yet.
Yan Xiaodao (whispering with ear): Scared by the size and hardness?Then you get used to it, right?
Ling He: I knew what you wanted at the time, and you just wanted me to fuck you up.I have little knowledge and no experience, Mr. Yan is so good at handwork, so I can be self-sufficient!
Yan Xiaodao: Self-sufficiency is not as comfortable as you.
Ling He: Really?
Yan Xiaodao: I have rough hands, but yours are good.
Ling He: Hehe, I am very honored to be able to win your favor.
Yan Xiaodao (whispering in his ear): Is there any way to make me more comfortable than your hand, can you lick it?
Ling He: Will you let me in and out six tonight?
Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, is this a condition?
Ling He (putting the knife to his ear and blowing air): That's the condition, you let me in and out, and I'll lick your whole body...
[Master Xiong: Damn it, it’s changed to whisper mode. I’m treating our host and melon-eaters as air, and I haven’t heard anything. These days, if I want to eat dog food, I have to rely on lip-syncing! ! ! 】
52. Have you ever masturbated by fantasizing about the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: I have already mentioned it before. When Xiaohe lived in my house, I missed him in my heart and had a sexual encounter in the bathroom.Maybe I just have no resistance to Xiaohe, as long as I imagine him in my arms, I will be so hard.
Ling He: As I mentioned just now, in the hotel in Sanjiangdi, we shared the same bed and pretended that we were not a couple. I missed him at night, so I went into the bathroom quietly... I fantasized about the lines of Xiaodao's buttocks and thighs , The outline of the mermaid line, this is the first time for me to indulge myself, I don’t have any special thoughts, just thinking of this person, I want to get close to him, and I understand why the world is keen on physical intimacy.
Yan Xiaodao: But I was really masturbating, he didn't break in.
Ling He: I'm not as thick-skinned as him.
Yan Xiaodao: I'm not thick-skinned, I have a good heart, I'm really afraid that you won't make it and feel uncomfortable!
Ling He: You really wanted to make me feel comfortable, so I should have stripped and washed, and lay down in the bathtub.
Yan Xiaodao (with a wry smile): No, I have been taught and cultivated, but the foreplay is still so bad later on, it’s impossible not to teach, I really hate you!Everyone pays attention to big skills and good work. When you first started, Xiao He, you were really big and bad!
Ling He: ...
Ling He: @#¥%&*! ! !
[Grandpa Xiong/San Niang: Oh my god, something happened, oh, it seems that selling cakes is about to fight, oh no...the hand-to-hand combat has already begun... Shall we continue the live broadcast or turn off the video first! ...Oh my God, it's going to be domestic violence! ...I saw Master Ling biting Master Yan's chest muscles, the chest of his shirt was wet...]
53. Are you attacking or receiving?
[The two protagonists tidy up their clothes and facial expressions, and sit down again, but each has one or two strawberry lip prints on their necks. 】
Yan Xiaodao: Can it be attacked or endured?
Ling He: Just ask if you love it or not.Love, do you still care about offense?
Yan Xiaodao: People who eat melons insist on asking this question?Then I want to answer, if you read the story of two men, don't pay too much attention to this matter.Xiaohe and I are both men in character and essence, pure!We were just happy, comfortable, and didn't care about being up or down in each other's presence.
Ling He: Before Xiaodao met me, he was always in 1.
Yan Xiaodao: I never met a man before I met you.
Ling He: So you really love me.
Yan Xiaodao: Yes, I really love you.
Ling He: Before I met you, I never met anyone, no matter male or female.
Yan Xiaodao: Then why did you affirm that you are 1 from the beginning?
Ling He: It is determined by you.
Yan Xiaodao: ...
54. However, do you think you are more suitable for attacking or receiving?
Yan Xiaodao (looking at Xiaohe with a smile): This matter... It's not a narcissistic boast, I'm a big job, okay?
Ling He: To be honest, Mr. Yan also has a good G-spot, is he very sensitive?
Yan Xiaodao: Are you insensitive?
Ling He (kiss Xiaodao's earlobe lightly): I am the most sensitive to your G-spot, so I am more suitable for attacking?
Yan Xiaodao: ...didn't you drink pork kidney soup before you came to the live broadcast room today?
Ling He (laughs): You haven't had a drink yet, you can't take it anymore?
[San Niang: Wait, the director called Cut, is someone visiting the set? ... It seems to be our empress dowager, Lafayette, who is considerate, and is still holding a thermos bucket in his hand! ... Lafayette came to visit the class to deliver soup!Guess what soup is tonight, yam pork kidney soup, deer antler chicken soup or Huai yam and sheep treasure soup?Now enter the live audience's prize-winning answering session woof woof woof~~]
Yan Xiaodao (leaving the table with fried hair): I will stop our mother from coming in...
Ling He: Xiaodao, tell mom that I'm just hungry and I want to eat supper, bring me three big bowls.
Yan Xiaodao (with his mother in his arms): Mom, let me tell you, is this bucket of soup for Master Xiong and Sanniang today?Those two guys are in estrus recently, and I couldn't help riding them in the live broadcast room just now, it's embarrassing for me!Hurry up and take these two bears home, and don't waste the soup, let them both follow suit!
Yan Shi: Oh, the soup is for them both...there is a large plate of oysters imported from Denmark at home, I will leave the oysters for Xiaohe to have as supper when he comes back?
Ling He: Okay, leave it for me for supper, thank you mom!
Yan Xiaodao: ...
55. What is the most common position you two use?
Yan Xiaodao: Front, like to look at each other.
Ling He: I also like the front, I want to see Xiaodao's expression and every subtle reaction.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): As long as I look at him, I have a feeling and I want to come.
Ling He: Only by looking at him can we confirm that it is him and Xiaodao.
Yan Xiaodao (holding his lover's hand under the table): There are different postures in front?Heh, you can come in all kinds, old man, old man, I have tried them all!For example, when two people are sitting on the bed facing each other, or when we are standing by the wall, I hold up Xiaohe’s leg...
Ling He: You said it backwards. That time I supported your leg and raised your hip, and you leaned against the wall.
Yan Xiaodao: ...I just gave an example, "for example".
Ling He: The examples should be described properly, and the direction should be paid attention to.
Yan Xiaodao: I do have a poor sense of direction and get lost easily.
Ling He: So from now on, I will still be driving, and I will be in charge of driving, and Mr. Yan will just lie down on the back seat of the car!
【Master Xiong: My brain is slow, what are these two people talking about? ! 】
56. Where was the first real battle?
Ling He: In my old villa in Luancheng, it is the small building decorated to look like a morgue.
Yan Xiaodao: The scenery on the seaside of Luancheng is pretty good. There are rows of crape myrtle and crabapple flowers outside the window, and the seafood is cheap and delicious.
Ling He: Is it just that the scenery is nice and the seafood is delicious?
Yan Xiaodao: Hmm... the floor on the first floor is also cold and hard, hurting my back.
Ling He: Don't digress.
Yan Xiaodao: I didn't digress, didn't I ask about the first actual combat?The first time I almost fought on the floor of the first floor!
Ling He: No.I can't bear to let others see your naked body, you are mine alone.
Yan Xiaodao: Are you willing to drug me, baby?
Ling He: Your waist is soft, your legs are soft, your face is flushed and panting, and you keep speaking hard, which is very attractive.Apart from your disobedience, your muscles and bones were weak at that time... Ask the audience inside and outside the scene, is it worth it for the two of us when I drug you?
[Video audience: It's worth it, just do it!The two men, as long as they sleep, there will be no conflicts!The glass slag in Wen'erli has turned into big sugar slag all the way!Mei Linger, we will give you a gift! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I also admitted that I was wronged at that time, and I didn't blame you!
Ling He (whispering affectionately): The person who keeps you can keep your heart. The stomach and intestines are the channels to open up a man's heart, so I will cook three meals a day for you during the day, and you will go in and out three times at night , completely made you so desperate for me that you couldn't leave me...was my strategy back then wrong?
Yan Xiaodao: ...You are absolutely right.
[Master Xiong: I overheard it, and Master Ling finally taught him the essence of the secrets of how to pick up girls back then! !Guys and girls, listen up...]
57. Describe the feeling of having sex for the first time?
Yan Xiaodao: Ask him, I was anesthetized.
Ling He: Ask Xiaodao, the feeling is clearer after being anesthetized.
Yan Xiaodao: The first time was mainly a psychological shock. I didn't expect it beforehand, and so many people watched it, so I lost face a bit.I don't agree with Xiao He's way of doing things too domineeringly.If you want to fuck me, just say so!
Ling He: Will you agree to it?Aren't you impatient to find your godfather?I didn't miss you at that time, if you just say that you are willing to stay for me, I...
Yan Xiaodao: The second feeling is pain. I am a rough person and I am used to being injured. The pain is not unbearable.
Ling He: Nothing but pain?I can feel it.
Yan Xiaodao: Hmm... Yes, I have never experienced it before so I don’t know it’s like this. Xiaohe pushed me to a place that I’ve never been touched by others. The feeling, disturbed I can't think.The image of this person is left in front of me, and the appearance of him shaking crazily on top of me... After such an intimate physical contact, the skin and sweat stick together, and the ears and temples are rubbed together. At that moment, the two people merged into one For one, it's really hard to blame him or blame him... He also kissed me for a long time, all over my body, on my most sensitive places... I got him to cum the first time.
Ling He: So, is it cool?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Man, I ejaculated, of course it was fun, what can't I admit?
Ling He: Was I pretty then?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I didn’t care about it at the time, but in retrospect, it looks good——you were too excited at the time, right? !
Ling He (laughs): I finally got your wish, of course I am excited.Xiaodao, your body is soft and feels very good in the hand, but it is so tight that it hurts me even if you pinch it.
Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, I didn't let anyone else do it, no one else has the guts.
Ling He: I thought you would be shy and close your eyes, but you didn't.At the beginning, you stared at me very resentfully, competing with me, and intimidated me with your knife-bladed eyes. Later, your eyes were softened by me, and the blades were curled, right?When the two of us hug each other, we truly become one... In fact, at the end of the day, the medicine on your body has been cured, and your legs and feet have long been aware. You can resist, right?
Yan Xiaodao: ... Mmm.
Ling He (infatuated): But you didn't whip me, you didn't throw me out of bed, you let me do it to the end when you regained consciousness in your hands and feet, you ejaculated twice, and I made you orgasm.
Yan Xiaodao: ...
[San Niang: My God, the biggest extra in today's live interview! !It turns out that the drugged rape that year was not a real rape, it was clearly a private tacit understanding between you and me!Pretending to be violent is a couple's hobby...]
Yan Xiaodao (wakes up violently): Wait a moment, you didn't finish a sentence before, if I was willing to stay for you, what would you do?Ling He: No chance, you missed the opportunity, Mr. Yan.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): You are willing to do anything, right?You are willing to lie flat for me and accept everything about me.
Ling He (hard-spoken): You think too much!
58. What happened after the first intercourse?
Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, don't mention it, once it's meat, it's the year of the tiger and wolf again, this kid is crazy!
Ling He: I'm fine.I took a bath in the evening, made a pot of spaghetti for Xiaodao, fed him well, and slept in the same bed at night. After sleeping, all conflicts and quarrels disappeared.Two people like each other, the knife is beautiful and delicious, if they sleep together and don't do it, isn't it a waste of money?
Yan Xiaodao: Heh, Xiaohe, you will never let go of what you want to eat.
Ling He: I pressed him at night and did it three more times, it was really good...
Yan Xiaodao (laughing helplessly): There are also benefits. After one night, the work will be very proficient, and it will not make me hurt anymore. There is only... only the feeling of coolness left. The two mermaids are in harmony. No matter what you do feel comfortable.
Ling He: After three incidents and three accidents, I was very tired. I hugged him and fell asleep.
[Sanniang: The audience asked for a live broadcast to explain in detail the "three ins and three outs" that were harmonized in this chapter woof woof woof~~]
59. What kind of foreplay do you like?
Yan Xiaodao: Oh, whatever you want, depends on his mood.
Ling He: ...to see my mood?
Yan Xiaodao: Because I like your mouth... Depending on your mood, I will never force you to do it.
Ling He: As long as I see Mr. Yan consciously lying flat, I'm always in a good mood, and I don't mind licking you.
Ling He: What do I like?As long as it is a knife, I like it, his hands are rough, and his tongue is rough...
Yan Xiaodao: Am I rough?
Ling He: The skin is also rough and hard, but the flesh feels good, especially the inside is soft when touched.Moreover, he likes me to have sex with him, probably because he is the most capable and powerful when he gets out of bed, no one else can beat him anyway, he has no chance to enjoy that kind of treatment, so he likes to be tied up by me on the bed, In short, it's just a joke, harmless.I just tease him with my long hair, play with his chest bulge, let the belt or trouser belt rub against his sensitive parts...
【Master Xiong: Damn, the old driver is also a little motion sick, no no no, slow down! 】
Yan Xiaodao: ... Is this the psychological logic you made out of nonsense?
Ling He: Xiaodao, my minor degree in college was psychology.
Yan Xiaodao: Are you studying sexual psychology?
Ling He: Sexual psychology is not a major in college, it is a "double major" after we met you.
Yan Xiaodao: Heh, Mr. Ling's secret door skills are good, and he is about to become a fairy!
Ling He: Mr. Yan's recently practiced "rebounding pipa" and "flying fairy" postures are also very beautiful.
Yan Xiaodao (petitious): Heh, then what do you like, tell me directly?
Ling He: Hmm... I like you kissing me, kissing my whole body, brushing my hair back and forth, nibbling my chest through the clothes, getting my clothes wet, and helping me one by one take off.
Yan Xiaodao: Good.
[San Niang: Husband Wang, next time we kiss, you also move the hair on the back of my neck back, and back again, back and forth, back and forth, woof woof, here Infinite loop one hundred times...]
60. How do you two usually give each other oral jobs?
Yan Xiaodao: I think this kind of issue is becoming more and more sensitive. Let's not live broadcast the midnight show, right?
Ling He: I also feel that there is no need to broadcast live.
Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe and I can watch everyone's questions and chat privately, but we won't tell you the answers.
Ling He: Private chat as tonight's foreplay, Mr. Yan?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Heh, we can fight, and I will accompany you to the end.
[Video viewers lift the roof: want, live, broadcast! ! ! ! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao: OK, let's stop talking about the last few topics!Xiaohe mouth for the first time?I remember that it should be the time when I had a high fever. In that strange house like a big warehouse, he didn’t shy away from being seen and heard through a curtain. Bite me... I was so burned that I couldn't do anything, but that place was hard, and it got wet all of a sudden.I can't tell whether he licked me wet or I got wet first.
Yan Xiaodao: The first real mouth?Then I have to think about it, it should be after Gu Yaoting was arrested, I was injured and hospitalized for recuperation, he went crazy that night, and finally gave me oral job.As long as love is what it is, it will be a matter of course, there is no need to say anything, he propped up my legs, lay down between my legs, and kissed me...
Yan Xiaodao: Cough, do you want to talk about the later time?It was the six months when I was in prison, because I ate steamed buns and rice porridge every day, and kept my body like a jade, it was really uncomfortable.In the interview room, I didn't expect him to do this for me on that occasion...you ask him.
Ling He: Nothing to say, I like him, I do whatever I want, I don't care if there is a camera staring at me or not.
Yan Xiaodao: He was blocking the camera with his back, and I saw his face when I looked down. Xiaohe is so beautiful, that expression of infatuation with me is so sexy, and he swallowed it all...I was very moved at that time .
Ling He: It's okay, it tastes good.
Yan Xiaodao: How can I tell him?As long as he likes it, I will do my best, I know where he likes me to lick, and he also likes a little bit more force, likes my technique to be rough, sometimes rough.Men like new and exciting things, lovers can't change, postures can always be changed haha! …It was the honeymoon trip on the cruise ship. He put on the thing I bought, which was black, with a unique hollow design in the key part. I pressed him on the bed and licked it there and he became hard all of a sudden... ...that time was the most exciting.
[Master Xiong: Daughter-in-law, people also wear sexy panties, daughter-in-law, let's go buy them together, okay? 】
[Sanniang: Are there any sexy underwear designed for our Alaskan dogs?The one they wear, the hole in the back is convenient for inserting the asshole. We wear this kind of underwear, what is the strange hole in the back for? ...Do you want to pull the tail out of there? ? 】
61. Where are you most sensitive?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): His earlobes and ears are very sensitive, and he can't bear to lick him.Probably, no one had ever kissed him so intimately before.The same goes for the back of the neck, as well as the chest, abs, and inner thighs.When I kissed Xiaohe's stomach, he said it was itchy, laughed non-stop, and rolled around on the bed.Xiaohe is very cute in private, with a charming childishness.Precisely because he is usually tense, rarely relaxes, and occasionally reveals his true temperament, making people unable to put it down. I will also be addicted to his smirks and smirks!
Ling He: ...I smirk, smirk?Do you ask the audience to believe it?The ones who are always giggling and giggling are your raised Lord Xiong and Si Pang, right?
Yan Xiaodao: They have never seen you giggling when I kiss you on the bed, of course they don't believe it!
Ling He: Xiaodao's G-spot is the most sensitive, and I can almost always spray him all over my body.
Yan Xiaodao: ...
Ling He: You have a different opinion, what do you think?
Yan Xiaodao: I think my chest is more sensitive.Every time you push me up without saying anything, or in the process of doing it, your messy hair keeps touching my chest, I really can't stand it...
Ling He (laughing): Big breasts make you more sensitive?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Do I have big breasts?
Ling He: C cup?Anyway, bigger than me.
Yan Xiaodao: ...Not really?
[Sanniang: The girls in the audience are chatting on the frequency, they are all bigger than them, please ask Brother Xiaodao for the secret recipe for raising the cup!Brother Xiaodao quietly eats papaya milk for supper every night! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao: What papaya milk?I didn't eat those.Good figure is born!
62. How do you comment on your lover's two hands?
Yan Xiaodao/Ling He (in unison): I like it.
Yan Xiaodao: Do you want to describe in detail how you like it?If he likes it, let him masturbate me with his hands, or touch me during foreplay.
Ling He: The way you like?Roll his hand.Take the finger with the ring in his mouth, kiss the ring, and rub it from the base of his finger to the tip of his finger.His fingers are moderately thick and well-proportioned, and the color and shape of his nails are also very beautiful. The milky white crescents on each nail are uniform and perfect.Every time I touch the finger with the knife and the ring, I like to see him trembling slowly from the heart, from eyes to lips to voice trembling for me.
Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe has slender fingers. I like him to always pinch my buttocks during foreplay.It's hard to describe the feeling, but it's very comfortable.
Ling He (laughs): It's really wonderful.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Each other.We are equal in this respect!
[Master Xiong and Sanniang are licking each other's meaty paws intimately, and the two of us are also masturbating...]
63. Have you ever used a special aphrodisiac?
Ling He: I used it in the first night, and gave him a bowl of light dose of anesthetic.
Yan Xiaodao: ...There is something aphrodisiac in it? !
Ling He: Originally, there was no formula for aphrodisiac, it just made your limbs weak and your blood lacked oxygen, so you couldn't exert yourself.I think, you are psychologically aphrodisiaced by me.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Then I plan to bring back some kind of oil from Thailand or India next time.
Ling He: If Mr. Yan buys it back, he will take it consciously.
Yan Xiaodao: That kind is for wiping the body, not for eating!
Ling He: Then you can consciously wash yourself, wipe it on the chrysanthemum, and wait for me to satisfy your evil taste.
Yan Xiaodao: Hahaha...Xiaohe is so duplicity. Every time I buy it first, he insists that he will not, will not give, and will not come, and then he can't wait to experience those flowers that he has never tasted before. I put it on and put it on quietly first, and I am happy to satisfy me with any pattern.
Ling He: ...
Yan Xiaodao (affectionate): Xiaohe loves me very much, he never said he loves me, but I understand.
Ling He: ...Narcissist.
64. Have you ever used fancy sex props?
Ling He: Yes, if you are asking about binding ropes and whips, Xiao Dao likes this very much.
Yan Xiaodao: ...They all understand that I am willing to pamper you.
Ling He: You are willing to spoil me because I can make you comfortable, and you can't do without me in that respect.
Yan Xiaodao: OK, as you like.
Yan Xiaodao: I haven't used sex props on Xiaohe very much, and I always feel that he may... psychologically not be able to accept that kind of pornographic and training methods, such as massage sticks and the like.
Ling He: My favorite is the natural "prop" on Xiaodao, which is beautiful in color and works great.Those who like to use a massage stick, is it because the people around them are not capable?
[Captain Xue tilted his head to look at Young Master Liang: I seem to see that you recently bought two imported massage sticks with strange shapes?Do you feel that I am not enough to satisfy you? 】
[Liang Youhui: Brother, you have been on business trips recently, and I only see you once every two weeks. I always buy them according to your shape and size! ! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao: Huh?Come to think of it, I recently changed into a soft chair with an electric tremor massage function in my office. It was quietly prepared for Xiaohe, and it can be regarded as a prop.When I ride him like that, the chair vibrates, I think he's having a good time.
Ling He: You should make it clear to your fans that you are sitting on top of me with your hips straightened like crazy, your posture is perfect, but I am still doing the attack, and the chair shakes you, which makes you very happy.
Yan Xiaodao: Just ask everyone here, everyone will understand that no matter whether I am above or below, it seems that I am attacking!
Ling He: ...is it so loud that you can bluff?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Dissatisfied?
Ling He (laughs): The work is so hard that Gong does not make a sound on the bed.
65. How many times do you usually do it every night?
Ling He: The basic number is three in and three out, and then doubled.
Yan Xiaodao: I usually only do it three times. After all, we have been together for a long time, and we pay attention to the steady flow of water, so that we will not be so crazy and thirsty.On some special anniversaries, there may be six ins and six outs.
Yan Xiaodao: Does he do it more often or I do it more often?The number of times of three in and three out can be the same, but the durability is different!Russian red sausage can be put into the hot furnace for two hours without melting!
[Master Xiong: That's what the cold joke meant. Master Yan pinched his watch for two hours, hey, hey, hey. 】
Ling He: Xiaodao is bragging, how can he have two hours at a time?
Yan Xiaodao: You were fucked by me until you passed out. You have no idea of the time. Next time I will pinch a watch for you. It is two hours. I will definitely wake you up and I will ejaculate again.
Ling He (laughs): Heh, after you finished six times, the two-hour alarm clock didn't go off, beep—and then did you wake me up?
Yan Xiaodao (angry): Are you stubborn?Lend me the camera equipment in this live broadcast room and carry it home, I will be useful tonight! ...The alarm clock can't cure you, but can the camera take pictures of you and make you conquer? !
Ling He: ...do you dare to shoot me?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I appreciate it all by myself, it's so beautiful.
[The couple in the live broadcast room once again huddled together, squeezed, scratched... The audience collectively swiped the screen and sprinkled flowers to express their approval: This is fun, fun! ! ...]
66. How does the night usually start and who will seduce first?
Yan Xiaodao: Both.
Ling He: Let's see who gets interested first.
Yan Xiaodao: But our methods are different.I usually just say, "I want, come on", "I want to fuck you" or "I want you to fuck me".Xiao He never spoke like that.
Ling He: It's like ordering food in the Splendid Imperial Court. Do we need to be so unfamiliar?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): No need.Xiaohe usually crosses a set of legs directly under the quilt and rubs my lower body. When he catches up with me sleeping on my stomach, he rubs my buttocks. When he catches up with me sleeping on my back, he teases me with his toes. He got interested, and then without saying a word, he took out a tube of lubricant of any flavor from the bedside drawer, and rode up directly in the dark!
[Master Xiong: Master Ling's style is more like my kind, no wonder such a person is called a "little wolf dog" who is a good job!Our large dogs are like this. When you are interested, you can always want to ride on it. Do you need to ask your wife’s opinion first? woof woof! 】
67. Do you usually switch your attacks and subjects, and turn them upside down every night?
Yan Xiaodao: Generally not.Whoever goes up will go up, go to the end all night, and don't change attacks halfway.
Ling He: No, until you get tired from doing three ins and three outs, you have enough physical strength, so why do you have to change attack halfway?
Yan Xiaodao: Do you still turn over halfway and make pancakes?Hehe... One side will make it to the end, no need to change guns!
[San Niang: The live broadcast screen is about to explode!Praise handsome!Praise the overbearing! 】
68. What kind of posture do you two not often use but secretly like?
Yan Xiaodao: I like him riding.This kind of posture is more convenient for eye contact and looking at each other. I can appreciate his best looks from the front... It may be because of the 1/2 Caucasian gene. Some parts of Xiaohe are light pink, just Put it in front of my eyes and let me touch it, it's wonderful.
Ling He: This can no longer be regarded as "not commonly used", Xiaodao.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Is it commonly used?Ha ha!Maybe I want more recently, I like to see you.
Yan Xiaodao: Well, not commonly used, to be serious, it is the Italian chandelier style.We only use it once a year on our anniversary, sometimes it's standing up, sometimes I'm kneeling on the bed and he hangs on top of me, and it's a lot of fun for both of us.I think he is very energetic when he waves.
Ling He: I also say something that is not commonly used. It is said that the posture that is very popular on the Internet recently. The attacker firmly confines the recipient to the wall, and it is so deep that it cannot be escaped. It is rough and bloody, and Xiaodao likes it. Come like that.Of course, he is the one I pinned in the corner, do you believe it?
[Master Xiong and Sanniang left hot nosebleeds at the same time, oh my god, we can't believe it, unless we see it with our own eyes, we can't believe it!Was reversed CP! !We thought that Master Yan was the one who imprisoned his lover in the corner and made a domineering and rude sauce! ! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao (with flushed cheeks): The audience doesn't believe what you said.
Ling He (whispering to Xiaodao): You and I know it well, even though it was only one time...you like this position the most, it's deep and rough, how ecstasy did you make the bed with the heavy bass that night? ...
【Yan Xiaodao remained silent, turned his head and quickly kissed Ling He's mouth lightly, successfully making Mr. Ling's eyes linger on the outline of his profile, and closed his mouth just right. 】
69. Have you ever wanted to come but was rejected by the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: In my impression, no.Xiaohe is a very generous and straightforward person, as long as I want to do it, he will not refuse me.
Ling He: No.Xiaodao was recuperating in the hospital with bloody wounds all over his body. He was not afraid of death to seduce me, but the wound burst open and bleeds.
Yan Xiaodao: Doesn’t the time of vomiting not count?Xiaohe actually agreed to me that time and was willing to satisfy me, but it was just a stressful physiological reaction, and he vomited because he couldn't restrain it, which made me feel bad.
Ling He: ...Does it belong to psychological willingness and physical rejection?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I think you were physically willing at the time. You spread your legs in front of me, and I licked it hard... In fact, you drank too much alcohol that night, what kind of red wine did the company party have? Liquor, beer, dessert wine, Canadian ice wine?I spent a lot of money on the book, but I haven't been able to get you, so I'm a big loser!
70. What should I do if I am not full and the other party has stopped eating?
Yan Xiaodao/Ling He (in unison): Impossible.
Yan Xiaodao: Any additional questions?After going in and out of the hospital six times that night, did I still get up first in the morning?You can ask Xiaohe this kind of question.
Ling He: ...Didn't you have enough to eat that night?
Yan Xiaodao: I am full and feel very comfortable.My biological clock always wakes up an hour earlier than you.
Ling He: It seems that in the future, I have to change it to fuck you in the morning to delay your biological clock, otherwise people will think that I am not physically strong enough to fuck you.
Yan Xiaodao: No, your physical strength is very good.
Ling He: I'm also afraid that if you do too much, you won't be able to bear it.
Yan Xiaodao: I am very strong, what can I not bear?
Ling He (whispering in the ear): You used to be very tight and had many tight wrinkles. Now that you have done a lot, do you feel that there are fewer wrinkles?Polished smooth by me going in and out?
Yan Xiaodao: Is there such a thing?I can't see.
Ling He (whispering): I can see it... So, the amount of ice film lubricant used has been reduced recently, and you have saved money.It's very easy to insert you every time. Once I poke it to the end, I know the position of your G-spot. I can find it very accurately. A few hard strokes will make you make a sound!
Yan Xiaodao: ... Can you feel the difference?Nonsense!
Ling He (laughs): I'm kidding you, Xiao Dao, you've always been very tight...the place hasn't changed, but my breasts have grown bigger.
[San Niang: Without such a bark, this shameless couple has changed the most ecstatic jokes to whisper mode, and we haven't heard a single word! ! ! 】
71. What do you like to say in H?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): We're all familiar with each other, so come here no matter what!
Ling He: Boss Yan likes to speak nasty things directly, and when he gets offended, he will swear at people upside down... The swearing is very spicy and pleasant to listen to.
Yan Xiaodao: What dirty talk?Hehe, I can't say it, some words can only be said on the bed, and I can only say it when there is no one with Xiaohe in private.
Yan Xiaodao: Him?He doesn't like to talk, he basically doesn't open his mouth.Xiaohe just concentrates on doing it without any other distraction, that kind of indulging in self-indulgence is very serious, hehe, it is also very attractive.
Ling He (laughs): Let me tell you, Xiaodao likes to say "you come again", "just stab here", "damn be more ruthless".I didn't imitate my tone well, and my accent was wrong, so I still had to listen to him say these words.
[Master Xiong: Listen to the wall every night, and hear the waves of "you come again" and "be tougher" in the bedroom. Someone's body is really strong and durable, hey, hey, hey...]
72. When H, what do you like to hear from the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: Of course I heard the compliment from the other party.Xiaohe has a hard mouth, he will definitely not praise me directly, haha... But if I see him wrapped in my arms, completely drenched and devastated, and almost speechless when I hit him, I can only follow me rhythm shaking, occasionally humming
Yan Xiaodao: No wonder.
Ling He (smiling with honey): No wonder, Mr. Yan?
Yan Xiaodao: It’s okay, it’s fine!
51. What was the situation when you first touched the sexual organs of the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: The first real intimate contact should be in a hotel in Sanjiang, where I taught him to masturbate...
Ling He: The previous night attack doesn't count?
Yan Xiaodao (displeased): You desperately resisted, and you would rather be broken than broken, I didn't touch it, at most I touched your buttocks, and you beat me before I could touch the front!
Ling He: The first time I really observed him was also in the hotel bathroom that night, he put his hands on the wall and covered me inside, his aura seemed to swallow me up, as if he wanted to eat me.He taught me to be so comfortable, and even stopped me from leaving after I was done.He stuck close to me, untied the chain of his trousers, held the gun in his hand, and showed it to me.
Yan Xiaodao: I was also impulsive that time, did it scare you?
Ling He: I haven't gotten used to watching it yet.
Yan Xiaodao (whispering with ear): Scared by the size and hardness?Then you get used to it, right?
Ling He: I knew what you wanted at the time, and you just wanted me to fuck you up.I have little knowledge and no experience, Mr. Yan is so good at handwork, so I can be self-sufficient!
Yan Xiaodao: Self-sufficiency is not as comfortable as you.
Ling He: Really?
Yan Xiaodao: I have rough hands, but yours are good.
Ling He: Hehe, I am very honored to be able to win your favor.
Yan Xiaodao (whispering in his ear): Is there any way to make me more comfortable than your hand, can you lick it?
Ling He: Will you let me in and out six tonight?
Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, is this a condition?
Ling He (putting the knife to his ear and blowing air): That's the condition, you let me in and out, and I'll lick your whole body...
[Master Xiong: Damn it, it’s changed to whisper mode. I’m treating our host and melon-eaters as air, and I haven’t heard anything. These days, if I want to eat dog food, I have to rely on lip-syncing! ! ! 】
52. Have you ever masturbated by fantasizing about the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: I have already mentioned it before. When Xiaohe lived in my house, I missed him in my heart and had a sexual encounter in the bathroom.Maybe I just have no resistance to Xiaohe, as long as I imagine him in my arms, I will be so hard.
Ling He: As I mentioned just now, in the hotel in Sanjiangdi, we shared the same bed and pretended that we were not a couple. I missed him at night, so I went into the bathroom quietly... I fantasized about the lines of Xiaodao's buttocks and thighs , The outline of the mermaid line, this is the first time for me to indulge myself, I don’t have any special thoughts, just thinking of this person, I want to get close to him, and I understand why the world is keen on physical intimacy.
Yan Xiaodao: But I was really masturbating, he didn't break in.
Ling He: I'm not as thick-skinned as him.
Yan Xiaodao: I'm not thick-skinned, I have a good heart, I'm really afraid that you won't make it and feel uncomfortable!
Ling He: You really wanted to make me feel comfortable, so I should have stripped and washed, and lay down in the bathtub.
Yan Xiaodao (with a wry smile): No, I have been taught and cultivated, but the foreplay is still so bad later on, it’s impossible not to teach, I really hate you!Everyone pays attention to big skills and good work. When you first started, Xiao He, you were really big and bad!
Ling He: ...
Ling He: @#¥%&*! ! !
[Grandpa Xiong/San Niang: Oh my god, something happened, oh, it seems that selling cakes is about to fight, oh no...the hand-to-hand combat has already begun... Shall we continue the live broadcast or turn off the video first! ...Oh my God, it's going to be domestic violence! ...I saw Master Ling biting Master Yan's chest muscles, the chest of his shirt was wet...]
53. Are you attacking or receiving?
[The two protagonists tidy up their clothes and facial expressions, and sit down again, but each has one or two strawberry lip prints on their necks. 】
Yan Xiaodao: Can it be attacked or endured?
Ling He: Just ask if you love it or not.Love, do you still care about offense?
Yan Xiaodao: People who eat melons insist on asking this question?Then I want to answer, if you read the story of two men, don't pay too much attention to this matter.Xiaohe and I are both men in character and essence, pure!We were just happy, comfortable, and didn't care about being up or down in each other's presence.
Ling He: Before Xiaodao met me, he was always in 1.
Yan Xiaodao: I never met a man before I met you.
Ling He: So you really love me.
Yan Xiaodao: Yes, I really love you.
Ling He: Before I met you, I never met anyone, no matter male or female.
Yan Xiaodao: Then why did you affirm that you are 1 from the beginning?
Ling He: It is determined by you.
Yan Xiaodao: ...
54. However, do you think you are more suitable for attacking or receiving?
Yan Xiaodao (looking at Xiaohe with a smile): This matter... It's not a narcissistic boast, I'm a big job, okay?
Ling He: To be honest, Mr. Yan also has a good G-spot, is he very sensitive?
Yan Xiaodao: Are you insensitive?
Ling He (kiss Xiaodao's earlobe lightly): I am the most sensitive to your G-spot, so I am more suitable for attacking?
Yan Xiaodao: ...didn't you drink pork kidney soup before you came to the live broadcast room today?
Ling He (laughs): You haven't had a drink yet, you can't take it anymore?
[San Niang: Wait, the director called Cut, is someone visiting the set? ... It seems to be our empress dowager, Lafayette, who is considerate, and is still holding a thermos bucket in his hand! ... Lafayette came to visit the class to deliver soup!Guess what soup is tonight, yam pork kidney soup, deer antler chicken soup or Huai yam and sheep treasure soup?Now enter the live audience's prize-winning answering session woof woof woof~~]
Yan Xiaodao (leaving the table with fried hair): I will stop our mother from coming in...
Ling He: Xiaodao, tell mom that I'm just hungry and I want to eat supper, bring me three big bowls.
Yan Xiaodao (with his mother in his arms): Mom, let me tell you, is this bucket of soup for Master Xiong and Sanniang today?Those two guys are in estrus recently, and I couldn't help riding them in the live broadcast room just now, it's embarrassing for me!Hurry up and take these two bears home, and don't waste the soup, let them both follow suit!
Yan Shi: Oh, the soup is for them both...there is a large plate of oysters imported from Denmark at home, I will leave the oysters for Xiaohe to have as supper when he comes back?
Ling He: Okay, leave it for me for supper, thank you mom!
Yan Xiaodao: ...
55. What is the most common position you two use?
Yan Xiaodao: Front, like to look at each other.
Ling He: I also like the front, I want to see Xiaodao's expression and every subtle reaction.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): As long as I look at him, I have a feeling and I want to come.
Ling He: Only by looking at him can we confirm that it is him and Xiaodao.
Yan Xiaodao (holding his lover's hand under the table): There are different postures in front?Heh, you can come in all kinds, old man, old man, I have tried them all!For example, when two people are sitting on the bed facing each other, or when we are standing by the wall, I hold up Xiaohe’s leg...
Ling He: You said it backwards. That time I supported your leg and raised your hip, and you leaned against the wall.
Yan Xiaodao: ...I just gave an example, "for example".
Ling He: The examples should be described properly, and the direction should be paid attention to.
Yan Xiaodao: I do have a poor sense of direction and get lost easily.
Ling He: So from now on, I will still be driving, and I will be in charge of driving, and Mr. Yan will just lie down on the back seat of the car!
【Master Xiong: My brain is slow, what are these two people talking about? ! 】
56. Where was the first real battle?
Ling He: In my old villa in Luancheng, it is the small building decorated to look like a morgue.
Yan Xiaodao: The scenery on the seaside of Luancheng is pretty good. There are rows of crape myrtle and crabapple flowers outside the window, and the seafood is cheap and delicious.
Ling He: Is it just that the scenery is nice and the seafood is delicious?
Yan Xiaodao: Hmm... the floor on the first floor is also cold and hard, hurting my back.
Ling He: Don't digress.
Yan Xiaodao: I didn't digress, didn't I ask about the first actual combat?The first time I almost fought on the floor of the first floor!
Ling He: No.I can't bear to let others see your naked body, you are mine alone.
Yan Xiaodao: Are you willing to drug me, baby?
Ling He: Your waist is soft, your legs are soft, your face is flushed and panting, and you keep speaking hard, which is very attractive.Apart from your disobedience, your muscles and bones were weak at that time... Ask the audience inside and outside the scene, is it worth it for the two of us when I drug you?
[Video audience: It's worth it, just do it!The two men, as long as they sleep, there will be no conflicts!The glass slag in Wen'erli has turned into big sugar slag all the way!Mei Linger, we will give you a gift! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I also admitted that I was wronged at that time, and I didn't blame you!
Ling He (whispering affectionately): The person who keeps you can keep your heart. The stomach and intestines are the channels to open up a man's heart, so I will cook three meals a day for you during the day, and you will go in and out three times at night , completely made you so desperate for me that you couldn't leave me...was my strategy back then wrong?
Yan Xiaodao: ...You are absolutely right.
[Master Xiong: I overheard it, and Master Ling finally taught him the essence of the secrets of how to pick up girls back then! !Guys and girls, listen up...]
57. Describe the feeling of having sex for the first time?
Yan Xiaodao: Ask him, I was anesthetized.
Ling He: Ask Xiaodao, the feeling is clearer after being anesthetized.
Yan Xiaodao: The first time was mainly a psychological shock. I didn't expect it beforehand, and so many people watched it, so I lost face a bit.I don't agree with Xiao He's way of doing things too domineeringly.If you want to fuck me, just say so!
Ling He: Will you agree to it?Aren't you impatient to find your godfather?I didn't miss you at that time, if you just say that you are willing to stay for me, I...
Yan Xiaodao: The second feeling is pain. I am a rough person and I am used to being injured. The pain is not unbearable.
Ling He: Nothing but pain?I can feel it.
Yan Xiaodao: Hmm... Yes, I have never experienced it before so I don’t know it’s like this. Xiaohe pushed me to a place that I’ve never been touched by others. The feeling, disturbed I can't think.The image of this person is left in front of me, and the appearance of him shaking crazily on top of me... After such an intimate physical contact, the skin and sweat stick together, and the ears and temples are rubbed together. At that moment, the two people merged into one For one, it's really hard to blame him or blame him... He also kissed me for a long time, all over my body, on my most sensitive places... I got him to cum the first time.
Ling He: So, is it cool?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Man, I ejaculated, of course it was fun, what can't I admit?
Ling He: Was I pretty then?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I didn’t care about it at the time, but in retrospect, it looks good——you were too excited at the time, right? !
Ling He (laughs): I finally got your wish, of course I am excited.Xiaodao, your body is soft and feels very good in the hand, but it is so tight that it hurts me even if you pinch it.
Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, I didn't let anyone else do it, no one else has the guts.
Ling He: I thought you would be shy and close your eyes, but you didn't.At the beginning, you stared at me very resentfully, competing with me, and intimidated me with your knife-bladed eyes. Later, your eyes were softened by me, and the blades were curled, right?When the two of us hug each other, we truly become one... In fact, at the end of the day, the medicine on your body has been cured, and your legs and feet have long been aware. You can resist, right?
Yan Xiaodao: ... Mmm.
Ling He (infatuated): But you didn't whip me, you didn't throw me out of bed, you let me do it to the end when you regained consciousness in your hands and feet, you ejaculated twice, and I made you orgasm.
Yan Xiaodao: ...
[San Niang: My God, the biggest extra in today's live interview! !It turns out that the drugged rape that year was not a real rape, it was clearly a private tacit understanding between you and me!Pretending to be violent is a couple's hobby...]
Yan Xiaodao (wakes up violently): Wait a moment, you didn't finish a sentence before, if I was willing to stay for you, what would you do?Ling He: No chance, you missed the opportunity, Mr. Yan.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): You are willing to do anything, right?You are willing to lie flat for me and accept everything about me.
Ling He (hard-spoken): You think too much!
58. What happened after the first intercourse?
Yan Xiaodao: Fuck, don't mention it, once it's meat, it's the year of the tiger and wolf again, this kid is crazy!
Ling He: I'm fine.I took a bath in the evening, made a pot of spaghetti for Xiaodao, fed him well, and slept in the same bed at night. After sleeping, all conflicts and quarrels disappeared.Two people like each other, the knife is beautiful and delicious, if they sleep together and don't do it, isn't it a waste of money?
Yan Xiaodao: Heh, Xiaohe, you will never let go of what you want to eat.
Ling He: I pressed him at night and did it three more times, it was really good...
Yan Xiaodao (laughing helplessly): There are also benefits. After one night, the work will be very proficient, and it will not make me hurt anymore. There is only... only the feeling of coolness left. The two mermaids are in harmony. No matter what you do feel comfortable.
Ling He: After three incidents and three accidents, I was very tired. I hugged him and fell asleep.
[Sanniang: The audience asked for a live broadcast to explain in detail the "three ins and three outs" that were harmonized in this chapter woof woof woof~~]
59. What kind of foreplay do you like?
Yan Xiaodao: Oh, whatever you want, depends on his mood.
Ling He: ...to see my mood?
Yan Xiaodao: Because I like your mouth... Depending on your mood, I will never force you to do it.
Ling He: As long as I see Mr. Yan consciously lying flat, I'm always in a good mood, and I don't mind licking you.
Ling He: What do I like?As long as it is a knife, I like it, his hands are rough, and his tongue is rough...
Yan Xiaodao: Am I rough?
Ling He: The skin is also rough and hard, but the flesh feels good, especially the inside is soft when touched.Moreover, he likes me to have sex with him, probably because he is the most capable and powerful when he gets out of bed, no one else can beat him anyway, he has no chance to enjoy that kind of treatment, so he likes to be tied up by me on the bed, In short, it's just a joke, harmless.I just tease him with my long hair, play with his chest bulge, let the belt or trouser belt rub against his sensitive parts...
【Master Xiong: Damn, the old driver is also a little motion sick, no no no, slow down! 】
Yan Xiaodao: ... Is this the psychological logic you made out of nonsense?
Ling He: Xiaodao, my minor degree in college was psychology.
Yan Xiaodao: Are you studying sexual psychology?
Ling He: Sexual psychology is not a major in college, it is a "double major" after we met you.
Yan Xiaodao: Heh, Mr. Ling's secret door skills are good, and he is about to become a fairy!
Ling He: Mr. Yan's recently practiced "rebounding pipa" and "flying fairy" postures are also very beautiful.
Yan Xiaodao (petitious): Heh, then what do you like, tell me directly?
Ling He: Hmm... I like you kissing me, kissing my whole body, brushing my hair back and forth, nibbling my chest through the clothes, getting my clothes wet, and helping me one by one take off.
Yan Xiaodao: Good.
[San Niang: Husband Wang, next time we kiss, you also move the hair on the back of my neck back, and back again, back and forth, back and forth, woof woof, here Infinite loop one hundred times...]
60. How do you two usually give each other oral jobs?
Yan Xiaodao: I think this kind of issue is becoming more and more sensitive. Let's not live broadcast the midnight show, right?
Ling He: I also feel that there is no need to broadcast live.
Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe and I can watch everyone's questions and chat privately, but we won't tell you the answers.
Ling He: Private chat as tonight's foreplay, Mr. Yan?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Heh, we can fight, and I will accompany you to the end.
[Video viewers lift the roof: want, live, broadcast! ! ! ! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao: OK, let's stop talking about the last few topics!Xiaohe mouth for the first time?I remember that it should be the time when I had a high fever. In that strange house like a big warehouse, he didn’t shy away from being seen and heard through a curtain. Bite me... I was so burned that I couldn't do anything, but that place was hard, and it got wet all of a sudden.I can't tell whether he licked me wet or I got wet first.
Yan Xiaodao: The first real mouth?Then I have to think about it, it should be after Gu Yaoting was arrested, I was injured and hospitalized for recuperation, he went crazy that night, and finally gave me oral job.As long as love is what it is, it will be a matter of course, there is no need to say anything, he propped up my legs, lay down between my legs, and kissed me...
Yan Xiaodao: Cough, do you want to talk about the later time?It was the six months when I was in prison, because I ate steamed buns and rice porridge every day, and kept my body like a jade, it was really uncomfortable.In the interview room, I didn't expect him to do this for me on that occasion...you ask him.
Ling He: Nothing to say, I like him, I do whatever I want, I don't care if there is a camera staring at me or not.
Yan Xiaodao: He was blocking the camera with his back, and I saw his face when I looked down. Xiaohe is so beautiful, that expression of infatuation with me is so sexy, and he swallowed it all...I was very moved at that time .
Ling He: It's okay, it tastes good.
Yan Xiaodao: How can I tell him?As long as he likes it, I will do my best, I know where he likes me to lick, and he also likes a little bit more force, likes my technique to be rough, sometimes rough.Men like new and exciting things, lovers can't change, postures can always be changed haha! …It was the honeymoon trip on the cruise ship. He put on the thing I bought, which was black, with a unique hollow design in the key part. I pressed him on the bed and licked it there and he became hard all of a sudden... ...that time was the most exciting.
[Master Xiong: Daughter-in-law, people also wear sexy panties, daughter-in-law, let's go buy them together, okay? 】
[Sanniang: Are there any sexy underwear designed for our Alaskan dogs?The one they wear, the hole in the back is convenient for inserting the asshole. We wear this kind of underwear, what is the strange hole in the back for? ...Do you want to pull the tail out of there? ? 】
61. Where are you most sensitive?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): His earlobes and ears are very sensitive, and he can't bear to lick him.Probably, no one had ever kissed him so intimately before.The same goes for the back of the neck, as well as the chest, abs, and inner thighs.When I kissed Xiaohe's stomach, he said it was itchy, laughed non-stop, and rolled around on the bed.Xiaohe is very cute in private, with a charming childishness.Precisely because he is usually tense, rarely relaxes, and occasionally reveals his true temperament, making people unable to put it down. I will also be addicted to his smirks and smirks!
Ling He: ...I smirk, smirk?Do you ask the audience to believe it?The ones who are always giggling and giggling are your raised Lord Xiong and Si Pang, right?
Yan Xiaodao: They have never seen you giggling when I kiss you on the bed, of course they don't believe it!
Ling He: Xiaodao's G-spot is the most sensitive, and I can almost always spray him all over my body.
Yan Xiaodao: ...
Ling He: You have a different opinion, what do you think?
Yan Xiaodao: I think my chest is more sensitive.Every time you push me up without saying anything, or in the process of doing it, your messy hair keeps touching my chest, I really can't stand it...
Ling He (laughing): Big breasts make you more sensitive?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Do I have big breasts?
Ling He: C cup?Anyway, bigger than me.
Yan Xiaodao: ...Not really?
[Sanniang: The girls in the audience are chatting on the frequency, they are all bigger than them, please ask Brother Xiaodao for the secret recipe for raising the cup!Brother Xiaodao quietly eats papaya milk for supper every night! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao: What papaya milk?I didn't eat those.Good figure is born!
62. How do you comment on your lover's two hands?
Yan Xiaodao/Ling He (in unison): I like it.
Yan Xiaodao: Do you want to describe in detail how you like it?If he likes it, let him masturbate me with his hands, or touch me during foreplay.
Ling He: The way you like?Roll his hand.Take the finger with the ring in his mouth, kiss the ring, and rub it from the base of his finger to the tip of his finger.His fingers are moderately thick and well-proportioned, and the color and shape of his nails are also very beautiful. The milky white crescents on each nail are uniform and perfect.Every time I touch the finger with the knife and the ring, I like to see him trembling slowly from the heart, from eyes to lips to voice trembling for me.
Yan Xiaodao: Xiaohe has slender fingers. I like him to always pinch my buttocks during foreplay.It's hard to describe the feeling, but it's very comfortable.
Ling He (laughs): It's really wonderful.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Each other.We are equal in this respect!
[Master Xiong and Sanniang are licking each other's meaty paws intimately, and the two of us are also masturbating...]
63. Have you ever used a special aphrodisiac?
Ling He: I used it in the first night, and gave him a bowl of light dose of anesthetic.
Yan Xiaodao: ...There is something aphrodisiac in it? !
Ling He: Originally, there was no formula for aphrodisiac, it just made your limbs weak and your blood lacked oxygen, so you couldn't exert yourself.I think, you are psychologically aphrodisiaced by me.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Then I plan to bring back some kind of oil from Thailand or India next time.
Ling He: If Mr. Yan buys it back, he will take it consciously.
Yan Xiaodao: That kind is for wiping the body, not for eating!
Ling He: Then you can consciously wash yourself, wipe it on the chrysanthemum, and wait for me to satisfy your evil taste.
Yan Xiaodao: Hahaha...Xiaohe is so duplicity. Every time I buy it first, he insists that he will not, will not give, and will not come, and then he can't wait to experience those flowers that he has never tasted before. I put it on and put it on quietly first, and I am happy to satisfy me with any pattern.
Ling He: ...
Yan Xiaodao (affectionate): Xiaohe loves me very much, he never said he loves me, but I understand.
Ling He: ...Narcissist.
64. Have you ever used fancy sex props?
Ling He: Yes, if you are asking about binding ropes and whips, Xiao Dao likes this very much.
Yan Xiaodao: ...They all understand that I am willing to pamper you.
Ling He: You are willing to spoil me because I can make you comfortable, and you can't do without me in that respect.
Yan Xiaodao: OK, as you like.
Yan Xiaodao: I haven't used sex props on Xiaohe very much, and I always feel that he may... psychologically not be able to accept that kind of pornographic and training methods, such as massage sticks and the like.
Ling He: My favorite is the natural "prop" on Xiaodao, which is beautiful in color and works great.Those who like to use a massage stick, is it because the people around them are not capable?
[Captain Xue tilted his head to look at Young Master Liang: I seem to see that you recently bought two imported massage sticks with strange shapes?Do you feel that I am not enough to satisfy you? 】
[Liang Youhui: Brother, you have been on business trips recently, and I only see you once every two weeks. I always buy them according to your shape and size! ! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao: Huh?Come to think of it, I recently changed into a soft chair with an electric tremor massage function in my office. It was quietly prepared for Xiaohe, and it can be regarded as a prop.When I ride him like that, the chair vibrates, I think he's having a good time.
Ling He: You should make it clear to your fans that you are sitting on top of me with your hips straightened like crazy, your posture is perfect, but I am still doing the attack, and the chair shakes you, which makes you very happy.
Yan Xiaodao: Just ask everyone here, everyone will understand that no matter whether I am above or below, it seems that I am attacking!
Ling He: ...is it so loud that you can bluff?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Dissatisfied?
Ling He (laughs): The work is so hard that Gong does not make a sound on the bed.
65. How many times do you usually do it every night?
Ling He: The basic number is three in and three out, and then doubled.
Yan Xiaodao: I usually only do it three times. After all, we have been together for a long time, and we pay attention to the steady flow of water, so that we will not be so crazy and thirsty.On some special anniversaries, there may be six ins and six outs.
Yan Xiaodao: Does he do it more often or I do it more often?The number of times of three in and three out can be the same, but the durability is different!Russian red sausage can be put into the hot furnace for two hours without melting!
[Master Xiong: That's what the cold joke meant. Master Yan pinched his watch for two hours, hey, hey, hey. 】
Ling He: Xiaodao is bragging, how can he have two hours at a time?
Yan Xiaodao: You were fucked by me until you passed out. You have no idea of the time. Next time I will pinch a watch for you. It is two hours. I will definitely wake you up and I will ejaculate again.
Ling He (laughs): Heh, after you finished six times, the two-hour alarm clock didn't go off, beep—and then did you wake me up?
Yan Xiaodao (angry): Are you stubborn?Lend me the camera equipment in this live broadcast room and carry it home, I will be useful tonight! ...The alarm clock can't cure you, but can the camera take pictures of you and make you conquer? !
Ling He: ...do you dare to shoot me?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I appreciate it all by myself, it's so beautiful.
[The couple in the live broadcast room once again huddled together, squeezed, scratched... The audience collectively swiped the screen and sprinkled flowers to express their approval: This is fun, fun! ! ...]
66. How does the night usually start and who will seduce first?
Yan Xiaodao: Both.
Ling He: Let's see who gets interested first.
Yan Xiaodao: But our methods are different.I usually just say, "I want, come on", "I want to fuck you" or "I want you to fuck me".Xiao He never spoke like that.
Ling He: It's like ordering food in the Splendid Imperial Court. Do we need to be so unfamiliar?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): No need.Xiaohe usually crosses a set of legs directly under the quilt and rubs my lower body. When he catches up with me sleeping on my stomach, he rubs my buttocks. When he catches up with me sleeping on my back, he teases me with his toes. He got interested, and then without saying a word, he took out a tube of lubricant of any flavor from the bedside drawer, and rode up directly in the dark!
[Master Xiong: Master Ling's style is more like my kind, no wonder such a person is called a "little wolf dog" who is a good job!Our large dogs are like this. When you are interested, you can always want to ride on it. Do you need to ask your wife’s opinion first? woof woof! 】
67. Do you usually switch your attacks and subjects, and turn them upside down every night?
Yan Xiaodao: Generally not.Whoever goes up will go up, go to the end all night, and don't change attacks halfway.
Ling He: No, until you get tired from doing three ins and three outs, you have enough physical strength, so why do you have to change attack halfway?
Yan Xiaodao: Do you still turn over halfway and make pancakes?Hehe... One side will make it to the end, no need to change guns!
[San Niang: The live broadcast screen is about to explode!Praise handsome!Praise the overbearing! 】
68. What kind of posture do you two not often use but secretly like?
Yan Xiaodao: I like him riding.This kind of posture is more convenient for eye contact and looking at each other. I can appreciate his best looks from the front... It may be because of the 1/2 Caucasian gene. Some parts of Xiaohe are light pink, just Put it in front of my eyes and let me touch it, it's wonderful.
Ling He: This can no longer be regarded as "not commonly used", Xiaodao.
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): Is it commonly used?Ha ha!Maybe I want more recently, I like to see you.
Yan Xiaodao: Well, not commonly used, to be serious, it is the Italian chandelier style.We only use it once a year on our anniversary, sometimes it's standing up, sometimes I'm kneeling on the bed and he hangs on top of me, and it's a lot of fun for both of us.I think he is very energetic when he waves.
Ling He: I also say something that is not commonly used. It is said that the posture that is very popular on the Internet recently. The attacker firmly confines the recipient to the wall, and it is so deep that it cannot be escaped. It is rough and bloody, and Xiaodao likes it. Come like that.Of course, he is the one I pinned in the corner, do you believe it?
[Master Xiong and Sanniang left hot nosebleeds at the same time, oh my god, we can't believe it, unless we see it with our own eyes, we can't believe it!Was reversed CP! !We thought that Master Yan was the one who imprisoned his lover in the corner and made a domineering and rude sauce! ! ! 】
Yan Xiaodao (with flushed cheeks): The audience doesn't believe what you said.
Ling He (whispering to Xiaodao): You and I know it well, even though it was only one time...you like this position the most, it's deep and rough, how ecstasy did you make the bed with the heavy bass that night? ...
【Yan Xiaodao remained silent, turned his head and quickly kissed Ling He's mouth lightly, successfully making Mr. Ling's eyes linger on the outline of his profile, and closed his mouth just right. 】
69. Have you ever wanted to come but was rejected by the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: In my impression, no.Xiaohe is a very generous and straightforward person, as long as I want to do it, he will not refuse me.
Ling He: No.Xiaodao was recuperating in the hospital with bloody wounds all over his body. He was not afraid of death to seduce me, but the wound burst open and bleeds.
Yan Xiaodao: Doesn’t the time of vomiting not count?Xiaohe actually agreed to me that time and was willing to satisfy me, but it was just a stressful physiological reaction, and he vomited because he couldn't restrain it, which made me feel bad.
Ling He: ...Does it belong to psychological willingness and physical rejection?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): I think you were physically willing at the time. You spread your legs in front of me, and I licked it hard... In fact, you drank too much alcohol that night, what kind of red wine did the company party have? Liquor, beer, dessert wine, Canadian ice wine?I spent a lot of money on the book, but I haven't been able to get you, so I'm a big loser!
70. What should I do if I am not full and the other party has stopped eating?
Yan Xiaodao/Ling He (in unison): Impossible.
Yan Xiaodao: Any additional questions?After going in and out of the hospital six times that night, did I still get up first in the morning?You can ask Xiaohe this kind of question.
Ling He: ...Didn't you have enough to eat that night?
Yan Xiaodao: I am full and feel very comfortable.My biological clock always wakes up an hour earlier than you.
Ling He: It seems that in the future, I have to change it to fuck you in the morning to delay your biological clock, otherwise people will think that I am not physically strong enough to fuck you.
Yan Xiaodao: No, your physical strength is very good.
Ling He: I'm also afraid that if you do too much, you won't be able to bear it.
Yan Xiaodao: I am very strong, what can I not bear?
Ling He (whispering in the ear): You used to be very tight and had many tight wrinkles. Now that you have done a lot, do you feel that there are fewer wrinkles?Polished smooth by me going in and out?
Yan Xiaodao: Is there such a thing?I can't see.
Ling He (whispering): I can see it... So, the amount of ice film lubricant used has been reduced recently, and you have saved money.It's very easy to insert you every time. Once I poke it to the end, I know the position of your G-spot. I can find it very accurately. A few hard strokes will make you make a sound!
Yan Xiaodao: ... Can you feel the difference?Nonsense!
Ling He (laughs): I'm kidding you, Xiao Dao, you've always been very tight...the place hasn't changed, but my breasts have grown bigger.
[San Niang: Without such a bark, this shameless couple has changed the most ecstatic jokes to whisper mode, and we haven't heard a single word! ! ! 】
71. What do you like to say in H?
Yan Xiaodao (laughs): We're all familiar with each other, so come here no matter what!
Ling He: Boss Yan likes to speak nasty things directly, and when he gets offended, he will swear at people upside down... The swearing is very spicy and pleasant to listen to.
Yan Xiaodao: What dirty talk?Hehe, I can't say it, some words can only be said on the bed, and I can only say it when there is no one with Xiaohe in private.
Yan Xiaodao: Him?He doesn't like to talk, he basically doesn't open his mouth.Xiaohe just concentrates on doing it without any other distraction, that kind of indulging in self-indulgence is very serious, hehe, it is also very attractive.
Ling He (laughs): Let me tell you, Xiaodao likes to say "you come again", "just stab here", "damn be more ruthless".I didn't imitate my tone well, and my accent was wrong, so I still had to listen to him say these words.
[Master Xiong: Listen to the wall every night, and hear the waves of "you come again" and "be tougher" in the bedroom. Someone's body is really strong and durable, hey, hey, hey...]
72. When H, what do you like to hear from the other party?
Yan Xiaodao: Of course I heard the compliment from the other party.Xiaohe has a hard mouth, he will definitely not praise me directly, haha... But if I see him wrapped in my arms, completely drenched and devastated, and almost speechless when I hit him, I can only follow me rhythm shaking, occasionally humming
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