Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

While the three of them were talking, another person with his whole body scorched left the battlefield and fell towards here.Tao Yun made a move, but Yan Wujiu caught him and also used a healing technique.The dying low-level real person immediately came back to life.

Tao Yun came up with a set of problems, which is the easiest way.

As soon as the rescued low-level real person had tears in his eyes, Yan Wujiu stopped him and said, "You don't have to thank me, come on, introduce yourself, and then tell your story."

Although the two low-level real people were fighting to the death in the sky just now, but now standing in front of the two handsome high-level real people with the demeanor of immortals, they feel cramped like elementary school students.They told their own stories, although Yan Wujiu only gave them half a quarter of an hour to play.

What happened was like this: Two disciples of Penglai booed by the lake, talking about God and Man while booing, and lamented that it was an impossible task for the master to ask them to find the key to the land of Wuhe this time. What does the key look like?How big is it?Is it iron or copper or stone?Or turned into an animal?Don't know anything and still come looking for it?Who spread the rumor first?There is no god-man in the galaxy, is the god-man already dead?Why do the immortals of the master sect keep such secrets!Why look for the key to the land of nothing!

Yes, Yan Wujiu sighed: That's right, this exclamation is very correct, no problem.

However, the three Yingzhou Sect disciples passing by who were about to pee had different opinions. They stopped the two Penglai Sect disciples who were stuffing dicks into their trousers, and asked, "Why do you say that the God-man died?" How could the God-man perish? What would we do if the God-man died? Are you saying that we are going to die too?"

Well-bred, it's not easy to pretend to be a dick in front of a human being. The Penglai disciple who was very annoyed by the fact that he was seen and robbed was neither pretending nor pretending, so he had to argue with the three with his dick in his hand.

However, the act of holding a penis was misunderstood by the three Yingzhou disciples, who thought they were being ridiculed and insulted, so the argument escalated to: "Why do you want to show off your power to us!"

Yan Wujiu finally understands that the location of the gods and the man is not the focus of this fateful match, so he stopped the two emotionally arguing and said earnestly: "You know that the world is big and full of wonders. Shit, you know that?"

The low-level real people looked at each other, not knowing what this Young Master Yan was going to say.

The very handsome Mr. Tao seemed to be smiling, and his pair of peach blossom eyes were very pretty.

Mr. Yan went on to say: "The customs are different in different places. Someone holding a penis is not an insult to others. It's just that it's more impolite to put it in front of you. Do you understand?"

The low-level real people suddenly realized, clasped their fists and said: "Thank you, real Yan, for awakening the dreamer!"

The three people on the battlefield fell into the lake exhausted, Yan Wujiu sucked the three of them up and put them under his feet, and asked them to heal by themselves.

Tao Yun asked almost all the questions he wanted to ask.The second question Tao Yun asked was: Have you ever seen a pig?The third question is: Have you ever seen a real person who looks like a crane and a Jurchen in pink clothes?

Regarding the third question, Yan Wujiu felt a little melancholy when he heard it: It turns out that Tao Yun didn't completely ignore the alarm.He feels that there are many physical problems of the high-level real person, sometimes melancholy, sometimes depressed, and sometimes arrhythmia.

But those two said they hadn't seen it, and the five of them had completely come back to life, so no one had seen it.

Yan Wujiu was not as gentlemanly as Tao Yun who exchanged one life for three questions, he relied on the admiration of the low-level real people for him, and asked everything he could find out.

For example, how big is this small world?No one could answer.For example, what is the terrain like?I can't answer either.Like what are they looking for?It is the key to the land of nothing, but no one can tell what the key looks like.For example, how many people have entered the small world?It is said that there are more than 100 disciples from ten martial arts sects, a dozen or so high-level real people, and a few casual cultivators. It is said that they are here to find extinct species in the human world so that they can go to the human world to make a fortune.

Of course, the disciples of the great sect are not very interested in species. The species that are said to be extinct are all spices and food. The monks are not interested in eating at all, and the disciples of the great sect are not interested in money.I don't know how long it will take to really go to the human world to tame and breed these species!If you really have this time, you might as well practice.

The two young masters who had a fairy appearance left under the admiring eyes of the low-ranking real people.

The small world looks peaceful, but Yan Wujiu thinks it is not that simple.

Yan Wujiu and Tao Yunchu flew around in the sky of the small world, and found that this world has a boundary, beyond a certain height, you feel that you are still rising, but the absolute height has not changed at all, just like you are dreaming I dreamed that I got up to go to the toilet, and I still felt urgent to urinate after going to the bathroom for a long time.

Yan Wujiu didn't understand this metaphor, and after Tao Yunchu finished speaking, he also felt that Yan Wujiu wouldn't understand.

"You can dream?" Yan Wujiu asked in surprise, "Were you a mortal before?"

"As long as I become a mortal, I will dream." Tao Yun said, "It's very fun, do you want to try it?"

Yan Wujiu looked at Tao Yunchu suspiciously, the latter's expression was almost the same as usual.

"Can you turn immortals into mortals?" Yan Wujiu had never heard of any sect of immortals with this ability, and he became even more suspicious that Tao Yunchu was from the gods.

"It's just mimicry." Tao Yunchu grabbed a stick insect from the tree trunk and put it in Yan Wujiu's hand, "It's not really becoming a mortal."

That stick insect looks very much like a twig, but it's not a twig.Yan Wujiu seemed to realize something.

He didn't ask Tao Yun anything else, just asked: "You pretended to be a mortal, do you have such a face?"

"Ah."

For some reason, Yan Wujiu was very unhappy, Tao Yun could tell that he was unhappy.

"Is there something wrong with my face? There are some things that are difficult to change when imitating. It is more difficult to change the height and appearance." Tao Yunchu didn't know what Yan Wujiu had prejudiced against his face.

"You can become a woman, what does height and appearance count?"

"I've become a woman, and I won't be short." Tao Yunchu said, "Mimicry consumes energy, and just changing the body requires a lot of energy. What's the point of changing it?"

Because Yan Wujiu couldn't tell the reason for his unhappiness, he just felt that such a mortal with appearance was really inappropriate, and it would greatly increase the chance of being immoral.

Tao Yunchu didn't understand Yan Wujiu's emotions, he just felt that this child was still the same as before, very funny and very funny.

"I'll take you to experience it another day when I have time." Tao Yunchu patted Yan Wujiu's head again, and said with a smile.

Yan Wujiu's heart stopped again.

The two searched around again, and found that the small world was not only limited in height, but also in its surroundings. You thought you had flown to the ends of the earth, but when you took a closer look, it was still there.

They thought of a way to find out the size of the small world, and concluded that this small world is not big, about the size of Qiantang City in Zhongzhou.Looking down from the air, the landforms are very strange, with lakes, hills, swamps, and even relatively high peaks.However, the plants are very lush, and as long as there is soil, they are covered with plants.So they flew around from the sky, and couldn't see the animals and plants on the ground through those plants.

Before Yan Wujiu came here, he checked some classics, and there were not many records about the growth characteristics of "pepper" or "pig". He thought these things were commonplace in the last generation, and he didn't pay attention to what kind of pepper grows. Botanically, it is not known where pigs like to live in the wild.

The inheritance of "Great Wisdom" has a certain tendency. People in the Buddhist sect of the Western Extremes talk about the vast world and think that the Buddha is omniscient, but this is not the case for Bodhisattvas or immortals, especially the innate immortals.Yan Wujiu thinks that the body of Xiantian immortals is actually more like human beings than those immortals who cultivated to become immortals. Although they were born with a body with unlimited lifespan, they also need to learn wisdom.Human beings have also received a part of great wisdom. Human beings can walk, speak, imitate, and create naturally, all of which are part of great wisdom.

The great wisdom passed down to the innate immortals does not include the habits of peppercorns and pigs.

Tao Yunchu knew it, he took out a picture of the whole pepper plant that he had drawn from the space, and showed it to Yan Wujiu.

"The classification of Zanthoxylum bungeanum in previous generations of human civilization is: Angiosperms, dicotyledonous plants, Sapindus, Rutaceae Zanthoxylum. It is a tree, small tree, 3-7 meters high, likes to grow in relatively high places, and is not drought-tolerant. Waterlogging." Tao Yunchu pointed to the mountain peak and said, "Only on the hillside can it grow."

Tao Yunchu's obsessive-compulsive disorder is probably much more serious than Yan Wujiu, and Yan Wujiu doesn't even know where Tao Yunchu found this picture.

The two planned to fly directly to the hillside, but found that the outside of the hillside was the same as the boundary of the small world. They could fly towards it with all their might, but they couldn't get close.

Do the sky and the mountain belong to two realms?Very good, it is probably the feeling that the sky is densely covered with nets, preventing people from flying directly over opportunistically.

They tried it, and found that only the lake can fly into the sky. The other lands have not had time to try it yet. Tao Yun guessed that it would be difficult to fly randomly, because when they were flying in the sky just now, they didn't see monks or real person.But the birds that live in this world have no problem and can freely penetrate the "net".

The two had no choice but to return to the lake, start from the reeds, and walk towards the mountain peak.

As expected, Shenren was playful, the route he set was walking, and other routes could not reach the destination: as soon as he entered the forest, Yan Wujiu felt that his body began to undergo some strange changes.

Tao Yunchu obviously felt it too, he sighed and said, "I also said to take you to experience it another day, now we have all become mortals."