Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

Yan Wujiu took out the glutinous rice that had been soaked before slaughtering the pig from the space, steamed it in a pot first, then took out a stone mortar stepped on from the space, and began to beat the glutinous rice.Seeing this, Yu Tianlong was stunned: Does it take so much trouble for an immortal to make glutinous rice?Wouldn't it be better to just cast a spell and let Chujiu cast it by himself?

Yan Wujiu, who is full of obsessive-compulsive disorder in food production, of course would not use the fairy method to beat the glutinous rice, because he felt that the force of beating the glutinous rice could not be controlled well, which would affect the viscosity and taste.

What's more, thinking of making something for Tao Yun to eat, he couldn't be sloppy at all.

Tao Yunchu was beating pork with a stick, Yan Wujiu was beating glutinous rice with a stone mortar, Yu Tianlong looked at the two high-level immortals in the kitchen who were suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, and suddenly doubted his professional ethics.

After beating for about an hour, Yan Wujiu finally beat the glutinous rice to the viscosity he was satisfied with.At that time, Tao Yunchu had already put the lion's head down and deep-fried it.

When I was in Gourmet Small World, due to limited conditions, I made dry-roasted lion's head, but Tao Yunchu felt that since it was for Yan Wujiu to eat, of course it must be more delicious, so he planned to make braised lion's head.

The oil was also cold-rolled peanut oil bought from the human world. Yu Tianlong couldn't help but feel distressed when he saw Tao Yunchu poured a large pot of oil and fried a few pork balls without hesitation.

Lunar world oil is outrageously expensive!It is even more impractical to go back to the human world to buy oil. It costs five hundred high-quality crystals to enter and leave the human world.

Yu Tianlong drooled at the slightly golden fried pork balls, and almost licked the monitoring water mirror.

The next second, something that made him even more distressed happened. Tao Yunchu actually poured out the pot of oil that fried the meatballs just now!fall down!

Yu Tianlong couldn't help crying anymore: "My lord, you really don't want that oil, you can save it for me."

On the other side, Yan Wujiu was thawing the big-face flower sauce—he felt that he was not sure about thawing it with fairy magic, for fear of affecting the taste, he removed the fresh-keeping technique first, and then melted the jar of flower sauce with warm water , Tao Yunchu saw it and said, "It tastes better when it's cold."

The obsessive-compulsive Yan Wujiu followed Mr. Tao's opinion without principle this time.The flower sauce was dipped in soybean powder and white sugar powder, stuffed into the glutinous rice balls, rounded up finely, rolled on the coconut flour, and Mr. Yan made ten glutinous rice balls.

Tao Yun prepared the sauce for the lion's head, poured it on the lion's head after cooking, and took out the freshly blanched cabbage and placed it on a plate.

Next, Tao Yunchu saw the glutinous rice cakes that Yan Wujiu had made, and said, "Can you eat it for me?"

"I'll give you all to eat." Yan Wujiu took one in his hand and brought it to Tao Yun's mouth.

Tao Yunchu watched Yan Wujiu devoutly waiting for him to eat, and was overjoyed.

Tao Yunchu didn't need to pick it up, he just ate the glutinous rice cake in Yan Wujiu's palm, Yan Wujiu felt Tao Yunchu's lips brush over his palm, almost knocking the glutinous rice cake to the ground.

"It's delicious." After Tao Yunchu finished eating, there was still some coconut powder on his lips.Yan Wujiu couldn't help wiping his lips with his finger, then put it in his own mouth and licked it.

The two men met their eyes and were stunned.

Yan Wujiu thought to himself: Oh no, how did he bring out the habit of dreaming small world.

Tao Yunchu's heart stopped for a few seconds, he felt something was wrong, and thought: Why does Wu Jiu look like a dream?

"The lion's head looks delicious, can I eat it?" Yan Wujiu forcibly changed the subject.

"Eat while it's hot."

Yu Tianlong probably heard from the conversation between Yan Da and the others that these two extremely beautiful immortals were lovers, so he was not surprised by their behavior, and even a little envious and jealous.There are two great chefs in the family, one cooks the main meals and the other makes pastries. I don’t know how happy every meal is!

Yu Tianlong was crying at the monitor, he actually hoped that the couple would get tired of eating, and he could taste some of the leftovers in the kitchen, but the extremely beautiful and white-skinned young man ate a glutinous rice cake by himself, and then poured it into his lover's mouth There is a glutinous rice cake stuffed in it, accompanied by a lion head, one for each person, and within 10 minutes, they are all eaten up, not even a green vegetable is left.

After eating and wiping it up, the two beautiful gentlemen cleaned the kitchen utensils again, and the white-skinned gentleman used a drying technique to dry the tableware and kitchen utensils and stuff them back into the space.

Yu Tianlong looked at the untouched kitchen, completely desperate.

As the sun went down, Yu Tianlong remembered that Yan Dada had a meal tonight. He ordered a steamed fish and a plate of roast beef, both of which Yan Erer liked to eat.And it was less than half an hour before the meal time.

Yu Tianlong was already in a low mood, but after discovering this incident, his depression fell to the bottom.Listlessly, he copied a copy of Shuijing's monitoring, and took it to Yan Dada to plead guilty.

Yan Erer was only embarrassed by the water net in the ring, but he didn't suffer any serious injuries. He was anxious in the room at the moment, and he couldn't disobey Yan Dada's order not to fight privately—and he was Yan Dada's son after all. .Yan Dada sat aside and waited to eat, hoping to soothe Yan Erer's wounded heart.

When Yu Tianlong came in, Yan Da became more energetic, but Yu Tianlong didn't serve food in his hands, and didn't say a word, and just played a monitoring water mirror in front of him.

Yu Tianlong fast-forwarded the water mirror by 4 times, and it still took 10 minutes to finish playing. Yan Da and Yan Erer actually watched the surveillance with full concentration. Drooling in a daze.

"Boss Yan, the kitchen is occupied by customers, so I didn't cook on time tonight, do you still want to eat?" Yu Tianlong continued to ask in a state of depression.

Yan Erer suddenly said: "Is that braised lion's head made by the boy from Wuheyouzhi?" Things, I was more impressed, and I didn't think about eating at that time.

"Exactly."

"Go and make me an identical one."

"That can't be helped, pigs are extinct in the human world and the cultivation world." Yu Tianlong said expressionlessly.

Yan Erer pointed to the monitoring water mirror and said, "Then why do they still have pigs?"

"Either they still have pork from 5 years ago, or they know where there are live pigs. After the mass extinction of the human world 5 years ago, there is no such creature as pigs."

"Why did the human world go extinct 5 years ago!" Yan Erer was already a little bit mad.

Yan Da coughed and said: "5 years ago, you and Yan Damei were fighting in the galaxy, and you threw an asteroid towards her, and she dodged, and that asteroid hit the planet Earth, you forgot ?”

A fight 5 years ago led to the fact that 5 years later, he would no longer be able to eat braised lion heads. Yan Erer sat on the side of the couch in despair, and suddenly thought of two words. The monks always say two words: retribution.

Yan Erer suddenly didn't want to fight against Tao Yun anymore.Since he watched the surveillance, he no longer has hatred in his heart, only the braised lion head is left.

"Brother, I want to eat braised lion's head." Yan Erer said to Yan Dada seriously, he no longer has the atmosphere that I most deserve to be beaten in the sky and the earth in the past, just like a boy in the second grade of junior high school who grew up overnight For a college graduate.

"Then you'd better pray that we can defend the ring." Yan Da said, "I want to eat glutinous rice cakes, that little bastard Yan Er didn't even think about saving a bite for me."

The flowers bloom at both ends, each showing a branch.Let's say that Yan Wujiu and Tao Yun had a good time out for dinner, they met to watch a group arena match, and they even went shopping in the market of Moon World.

The street market is brightly lit, and the lanterns made by immortals are very beautiful. There are various shapes, and there are even green dragon and crane lanterns flying in the sky. It is much more lively than the Lantern Festival in the human world.

"This place is really like the world on earth." Yan Wujiu said with emotion.

In order to prolong the immortal life, the immortals practice every day, reduce their desires, and reduce their metabolism to the lowest point; after coming to this world, they know that the lifespan of immortals is just like the spirit wood against Asahi, these middle-aged and elderly immortals still live Out of a willful chic.

Why don't the gods let those people in the fairy world know that the fairy body also has a lifespan?Dazhi vaguely passed on the lie that the lifespan of immortals is boundless.Tao Yunchu didn't understand either, maybe it was because most of the immortals came from the human world, fear of death and hope of immortality made them motivated to continue to become immortals.

It turns out that after cultivating to become a fairy, you still have to live as an adult in the end.

Tao Yun looked out from the moon world to the starry sky, and could see their planet.Seen from the moon, in the vast starry sky, the planet is the largest, most beautiful, deep blue planet.

No one knows whether it is possible to ascend to the gods and leave the solar system to play in the endless starry sky. For the gods in the starry sky, the life of their immortals for millions of years may be equal to one or two days of the gods.

Chao bacteria don't know the dark days, and mole crickets don't know the spring and autumn.Mingling's five hundred years old is spring, and five hundred years old is autumn.

However, Chao bacteria have the life of Chao bacteria, and mole crickets have the life of mole crickets. After tens of thousands of years of spring and autumn, the underworld may not necessarily live more gracefully than mole crickets.

Tao Yunchu once thought that the immortal body lacked the seven emotions and six desires, it was because he had not encountered the seven emotions and six desires.Swimming in a clean spring, you will never meet fish; in the vast sea, the whales are small.

He recalled the small dream world of the gods, the gods let them dream and become human, and experienced love, hate, life and death for a while, did they really just want them to play a game?

Where does the great wisdom of the gods come from?How vast is the universe starry sky?Where will his chaos eventually go?

The fairy doesn't know either.

Looking at the round lanterns, dragon lanterns, and crane lanterns flying all over the sky, the deep night sky is also dyed with color.Tao Yun thought: Millions of years have passed, he should love as much as he wants, if Yan Wujiu is not willing, then discuss and discuss, maybe one day he will be willing.It's okay for Yan Wujiu to forget that the Antarctic dream, there are still a few million years left, he can still have another beautiful dream with him, maybe on the day when the celestial body dissipates, they find that they are in someone else's dream again.