Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook

If you want to make the time very long, then going to the human world is a good choice.But after Yan Wujiu left Nanming, he didn't want the time to be longer at all.He wished he could compress a Nether Day into a quarter of an hour, so that he wouldn't appear so eager the next time he went to Tao Yunchu.

Because it is a dream, the passage of time in the small world on Tianchi Lake is different from that of the outside world. They seem to have spent dozens of days in it, but in fact it has only been an hour outside. spend the day.

Yan Wujiu, a man from the nether world, went down to the Tianchi Lake in a sense of loss, and landed in Nanming in the realm of comprehension.After experiencing those things in my dream, I really didn't want to go back to the lifeless Netherworld, so I moved to the sky above the East China Sea in the cultivation world, near the land of nothing.

There is no land above the East China Sea, and Donghuang is beyond the East China Sea. It is a contiguous continent in the world of cultivation, which is equivalent to the American continent in the human world.If humans in the American continent in the human world attain enlightenment, they can enter the Eastern Wasteland via the pontoon bridge there.

However, in the human world of this generation, until now, humans in the American continent have been extremely rare, and the lifespan of monks and real people is only a hundred thousand years. Without human supplements, a martial arts school cannot be formed. It is said that there are only casual cultivators in the entire Eastern Wasteland Continent, and there are no martial arts.

There are few sects and many treasures in the Eastern Wilderness Continent, which is a fun place for many casual cultivators.However, it is a bit troublesome for ordinary monks to go to the Eastern Desolation Continent. In the middle of the East China Sea, there is a notorious trench in the underworld. It is said that monks who can only pass through here with swords or magic weapons will randomly fall into it. I can no longer find the exit; it is said that people above the real person can fly a little higher and cross the Great Trench of the Underworld, but even real people will be captured when they pass by and look down, and even real people will be damaged by this.

Therefore, most people would not go to the Eastern Desolation Continent if they had nothing to do. Even if they had to go, they even chose to detour to Beiming instead of crossing the East China Sea.

But for Yan Wujiu, the Nether man, he has no worries in this regard.Immortals fly freely over the East China Sea. In the past, they occasionally visited the land of nothingness at the end of the east sky above the East China Sea. They didn't know that there was a suspected pirated version of the legend of the underworld in the cultivation world.

Yan Wujiu wandered around the East China Sea, if he reached the end of the east sky, he would be able to go to the land of nothingness by tomorrow morning.But he restrained himself, just wandering around, not to harass Tao Yunchu for the time being.

Strolling around, he felt that this sea area seemed familiar, so he circled around again and looked at the five small islands in the sea that were connected in a circle, with lush greenery on them—this seems to be the hometown of Lord Xianhe?

Yan Wujiu seldom went to the realm of comprehension, and happened to meet Mr. Xianhe once when he was looking for ingredients, and then went to his hometown to play with him.He remembered that there was a kind of flower in Xianhe's hometown, which tasted very good, Yan Wujiu once used this flower to make glutinous rice cake filling, Xianhe ate it full of praise.

The crane said that this flower is called the big face flower, which is not available in other places.Yan Wujiu asked him where the name of this flower came from, and the crane said boldly: "How can there be a name, it has a big face, I gave it to me!"

Later, the crane came to him to eat and drink, and occasionally brought a few dried flowers, but the yield was really not high, and he couldn't eat a few mouthfuls after making it.

Yan Wujiu happened to pass by this place now, but he wanted to see if the crane was at home, pick some big face flowers to go back, make some glutinous rice cakes, bring souvenirs to find Tao Yunchu, you can also call it an exchange of cooking skills by the way .

This idea had a flash of inspiration and hit Yan Wujiu. Couldn't "be better" be better again?No matter whether it was against the wishes of the person concerned or not, whether it was embarrassment or not, he knew nothing in the dream. He didn't force Tao Yun to do anything, it was your will, and he was taken advantage of more times. Based on this alone, he Should it be thicker-skinned?

That's it.Bring food to find someone, at least you won't be kicked out.

Thinking about it, Yan Wujiu peeked at the memories pasted in the soul again, and was so dazzled by the sight that he almost fell into the East Sea.

Watching an action movie starring myself and my crush, I have mixed feelings.

Yan Wujiu sighed, carefully kept the memory stick, because he was afraid of accidentally losing it, he simply engraved it on the Yuanshen.

Well, it doesn't matter if Tao Yun wants to forget, as long as he remembers.

Yan Wujiu landed half-heartedly at the door of Xianhe's house, Xianhe was running naked in the pond in front of the house in his crane shape, seeing Yan Wujiu coming, it was like seeing a ghost.

Yan Wujiu was about to go up to say hello, but Xianhe shouted: "Don't come here! I'll put on some clothes first!"

"" You have feathers on your body, Mr. Xianhe.

Yan Wujiu couldn't tell the difference between the streaking crane and the crane wearing feather clothes, two or three more feathers?

The crane entered his cabin and came out in the form of a human.He was disheveled, but at least he was wearing clothes.

"Brother Yan, are you here all right?" Lord Xianhe bowed in a chattery manner.

"Why did you come back without saying a word?"

Xianhe didn't dare to say that after he came out of the gourmet world, he was afraid that something would happen to Yan Wujiu, so Yan Da removed his beak, plucked his feathers, and threw him into the frying pan to cook a big meal Bird, just slipped back home to avoid disaster.

"I feel that I miss my hometown very much, so I came back before I could say goodbye to Brother Yan." Xianhe looked around and asked, "Where is Mr. Tao?"

Yan Wujiu felt displeased, and asked: "What do you ask him for? Do you want to see him?"

"Mr. Tao is magnificent, and his culinary skills are superb, naturally, cough," Xianhe saw that Yan Wujiu's expression was wrong, and changed his words, "Where there is, of course I don't want to see him."

Immediately, he thought of something, and said bitterly: "It's all my fault that I was blind, and led the wolf into the house, and let the turtle eat all the good things!"

Yan Wujiu didn't hear about this, so he asked Xianhe what happened.Xianhe said: "Brother Yan was already in a coma at the time, so I don't think he knew it. That Guanghezi turned out to be a turtle in the form of a glutton, and he was willing to let us leave that small world only if we had something delicious to eat." As for you, in that small world where the environment is not acclimatized, Young Master Tao took the time to cook and satisfy the tortoise, so he let us all out."

"Yunchu, he cooks with all his might? Is it all eaten by that turtle?" Yan Wujiu suddenly regretted why he didn't slap Guanghezi to death this morning in Wuhezhi.

"Yes." Xianhe showed an expression of utter hatred with Guanghezi, "Dry roasted lion's head, roasted suckling pig, roasted pork, and a bowl of chicken soup!"

Xian He wiped his saliva: "He actually ate it all by himself! We didn't eat a single bite!"

"At least you can still smell it." Yan Wujiu said expressionlessly.

"That's right. You were about to die at that time, and you didn't even know that Mr. Tao's face turned black."

"Is it that urgent?" Yan Wujiu showed an unknown smile.

"Of course it's urgent! He must be afraid that your elder brother will throw him into the frying pan, can you not be anxious?"

Xian He looked at Yan Wujiu's face from sunny to cloudy, and didn't know what he said wrong, so he coughed and said: "I, I'm also afraid."

Xianhe said: "By the way, speaking of it, after you were carried out of the small world by Mr. Tao, I saw Mr. Tao seemed to be attacked by a group of powerful flames. I don't know what happened, but then your elder brother came right away."

Yan Wujiu frowned, his elder brother and Tao Yunchu didn't tell him these things, if according to what Xianhe said, his elder brother came immediately, then there is only one possibility, Tao Yunchu contacted his elder brother with his spiritual sense, and his position was revealed Afterwards, he was attacked.

The rule when releasing one's consciousness is to declare one's family background, who would dare to attack someone from the land of Wuheyou?

Yan Wujiu thought about it, and felt that the matter was not simple, but regarding the fact that Tao Yunchu released his consciousness to reveal his position in order to save him, he felt that Tao Yunchu's behavior towards him in that dream was not necessarily fake.

Could it be that Tao Yun came out of him?Yan Wujiu's heart throbbed.The bugs that have become human beings have repeatedly visited again.

He couldn't help peeking at those memories again, feeling again how frank the human Tao Yunchu and the human Yan Wujiu were.How can you be so unscrupulous, just say yes?

Immortals have a rough nervous system, and it is difficult to have any needs. Even if there are any unavoidable needs, all things will be empty after a while of meditation.On the road of cultivating Taoism and becoming immortal, human beings don't know how to grind their nerves more and more rough, so as to achieve the dream-like tranquility of the immortal body-but as innate immortals, they want to love, hate, hate, and ignorance , You have to transform yourself into a human being through hypnosis in order to be satisfied.

Yan Wujiu recalled that when he had some strange feelings towards Tao Yunchu, it started when he became a high-level real person and finally turned into a human being.

Tao Yunchu, who has lived for 100 million years, must have thicker nerves than him.

It's just that the human being has changed many times, and the originally extremely thick nerve fibers have slowly begun to grow some different joints, and some different substances have begun to be transmitted between the synapses.

"Xian He, have you ever heard of any immortal who has too much affection?" Yan Wujiu decided to ask Xian He, a little gossip expert in the cultivation world.

"The root of love?" Xianhe looked at Yan Wujiu as if he didn't know him, "Why do you cultivate immortality if you have a strong love root? Have you heard that love is deep and lifeless? The first step in cultivating immortality is to cut off the seven emotions and six desires."

"You're wrong. Didn't some of you become immortals?"

"Collecting supplements is collecting supplements, but when picking supplements, there is no desire, and I don't want to. It's like eating. Eat even if it's unpalatable. Do you want to starve to death?"

Also, in the past he was not emotional, but he could also complete certain functions.Yan Wujiu realized the seriousness of the problem, and asked: "But what if you are a fairy, and suddenly your roots become serious?"

Xianhe thought hard, and finally came up with a case: "Ah, I've heard of it! It's the snake girl. She became a fairy and married the Dragon King, and gave birth to him. In the end, she was unlucky and was punished by the gods."

"That's Jiaolong's own crimes, what's his mother's business?" Yan Wujiu heard about this, but it was the first time he heard that the snake girl married the Dragon King because of love, "I thought that snake girl was just lustful by nature. Only then can we have a good time with the Dragon King."

"That's definitely not the case. You don't understand those of us who cultivate the Tao after the day after tomorrow. If we can become immortals, who cares about those things." Xianhe said, "But people in the Tian family seem to be more like ordinary people, and they can get married. You know those things better than me. La."

People in the Tian family can have desires, but I have never heard of anyone who lives and dies for love.The same is true for the Fairy Jing Huan. When she saw who had a good appearance, she wanted to get along with that one, and it wasn't too difficult after all.

Besides, the marriage rate of people in the Tian family is not high, and those who want to get married have nothing to do with "love" at all, and most of them are just for the purpose of multiplying the offspring of the Tian family.Just like in the Netherworld, his father and his mother were originally cousins. In this generation, no one is willing to reproduce. After the lottery was drawn, there was no way to marry and give birth to his brother and the two of them. As soon as weaned, I don't know where to go for fun. What about his father, he left the matter of Yan Luodian to his eldest brother, and also went on a tour, so what's the point?As for Yan Da and his wife, it is also because they want to reproduce the offspring of the nether world - there are no women in the nether world who are willing to marry, they are all unlucky children drawn by lottery.