Five Realms Traffic Safety Handbook
Chapter 14
Think about it this way, is it more appropriate to call this small world "Gourmet Battle Small World"?Let all the monks and real people become humans and cannot go out, experience the hunger like dying, and then randomly appear wild animals, sugar, salt, and spices. In fact, if it is a survival game, will there be so many spices and seasonings?There should be enough food, right?
Tao Yun came up with an idea: According to this strange setting, can only chefs pass the level?Could it be that the food is not good enough to go out?
They didn't have a container, and it was troublesome to burn salt and sugar. Fortunately, Guanghezi actually used a leg of roast wolf meat in exchange for a flat clay pot with a lid.The owner of the pottery pot—the former Yingzhou faction master Peng Zhen who eagerly followed over here almost knelt down when he saw the two chefs.
"Reverend Tao! Reverend Yan!" Peng Zhen trotted all the way, crying bitterly, "It turned out to be you! Thank you, Reverend, for saving your life again!"
Great, tell your story, why do you have a clay pot?
Peng Zhen told the two real people that his two brothers died last night because they were attacked by wolves.
It is ridiculous to say that most of the monks or real people are formed through meditation and meditation. According to Tao Yunchu’s opinion, they have obtained telomeres that will not be shortened through practice, and at the same time express some silent human beings. Genes have acquired the ability to fly or other abilities. By practicing the mantras of the gods, the power of the gods is used to manipulate energy, such as increasing or decreasing the temperature, causing water vapor to condense or solidify, and producing fire, wind, water, ice, etc. , if necessary, the direction of the air flow can be controlled to make these creatures fight aggressively, but their physical strength is not high, or even degenerated.
Think about it, like Guanghezi, who pretends to be aggressive all the time with wide sleeves, can he have a chance to exercise his body?Besides, to become a fairy is to reduce the energy consumption of the body again and again, and learn to manipulate the energy of the outside world, so the bodies of most monks or real people are degenerated. I am afraid that the strength of the body is weaker than that of a scholar who has no power to restrain a chicken in the world. .
But Yan Wujiu is different from Tao Yunchu, they didn't cultivate to become immortals, their bodies were very strong at the beginning of formation, and the spells they practiced included spells to strengthen their bodies.
Last night, after the two senior brothers died, Peng Zhen saved his life because of the sudden departure of the wolves.Tao Yunchu reckoned that the departing wolves finally came to them.As for why they left their prey alone and attacked them with all their might, Tao Yun had a thought: The gods must have set some kind of trigger mechanism for these wolves, for example, people who have been to the land of nothing, or people who were originally immortals. , or people from the nether world will be attacked to the greatest extent.
Tao Yun went out to look at Yan Wujiu, feeling even more worried: If it is the last guess, then it is not difficult to explain why there seems to be some incompatibility between Yan Wujiu and this small world.
As for where the clay pot came from, that was pure accident.Before entering this forest, Peng Zhen and his two senior brothers learned from the experience that boo boo caused troubles, and decided that it is better not to defecate anywhere. The closest thing the size of a urinal comes out.
"Then have you booed inside?" Yan Wujiu said with a blank expression.
"Shush is shush, but it's also washed clean." Peng Zhen said coyly.
Tao Yun came out to stop Yan Wujiu's cleanliness and threw away the clay pot, saying: "What are you afraid of, wash it thoroughly, burn it with fire, it's all right. When the time comes, let's boil the salt first."
In fact, it is not so easy to boil salt with salt lake water or sea water in the human world. At least it needs to go through the process of natural concentration and precipitation of salt, which sometimes takes several days to dozens of days.But this small world is cheating again, because the concentration of the salt well is so high that it is almost not saturated to precipitate salt. It only needs a small amount of water to boil a large amount of salt. Tao Yunchu tasted it, Even salt without bitterness.Not only that, sugar cane is also cheating, the sugar content is extremely high, and any juice can be dripped out to quickly form icing sugar.
Tao Yunchu would not have entered this small world if it hadn't been for the detection of a ghost in this small world. In fact, Tao Yunchu had never entered the small world of God and Man before. Temperament, the small world must also be a game.
So he stopped here, he was almost sure that this small world is a survival small world with the theme of food, as for what opportunity he will get to go out in the end, no one knows, whether it is as he guessed before, to find Hades should be a shortcut.
Tao Yun sent the crane to pick cumin, and picked them out one by one. He asked Mr. Guanghe to cook salt in a clay pot, and asked Peng Zhen to get some sugar cane back. After Mr. Guanghe cooked the salt, he cooked some coarse sugar out .
Tao Yunchu and Yan Wujiu went to the mountain to look for other things, such as ingredients, spices, seasonings and so on.
On the way to the hillside, they found another wild boar without tusks, Yan Wujiu asked Tao Yunchu, "Should we kill it now?"
"Don't worry, eat fresh if you want to eat."
Not knowing that he had become a piece of meat in the eyes of the two former immortals, the wild boar groaned, turned and walked away leisurely.
After a while, at the foot of the mountain, they found some shallots, Yan Wujiu pulled out a few and said, "I have all the onions, will ginger be far behind?"
However, during the climb, instead of ginger, I saw pheasants.Tao Yun picked up a stone, threw it, hit the chicken's head, and knocked the chicken unconscious, then untied the head tie and wrapped the chicken's paws.
"..."
Although Tao Yun looked better with his hair down, Yan Wujiu, who was a bit of a clean freak, was still not happy to see him untie the hair tie from the chicken carcass and continue to tie his hair.He expressed his opinion tactfully, and Tao Yun smiled and said, "Then you can tie my hair up, I don't like it very much, it's very troublesome."
This proposal is very good, Yan Wujiu is very happy.Tao Yunchu originally came to the small world with his hair tied up, so he looks like a normal real person.After entering the woods, his headband disappeared, so he replaced it with a headband for convenience.
Yan Wujiu thought, Tao Yunchu must want to use a branch to tie his hair casually, he will try his best to prevent this from happening, he will give him the ebony hairpin on his head.
Tao Yunchu didn't like to dress up when he pretended to be a woman in the human world, and he didn't like to dress up either.Once the immortals become immortals, they seem to have no desires or desires, but most of them still pay attention to their appearance. They will dress up in whatever way they look most immortal.This is especially true for the immortals of the Tian family, who are embarrassed to go out without a piece of cold jade that is more than 10 years old.
Yan Wujiu was considered plain, but he had noticed Tao Yunchu's attire, it was even more plain.In the world of self-cultivation, there are bazaars flocking to trade clothes of various materials.Some of these materials come from the human world, and some are woven by monks and real people with special hobbies in the cultivation world.Some casual cultivators need spirit stones, and they will also do these things to make a living.
In the fairy world, most of the silks and satins worn by the immortals are tributed by the cultivation world, and then distributed through the Tiangong. There are also some special cassocks made by the immortals themselves. It looks beautiful when the wind blows.
Tao Yunchu also wore silk, but he wore black oiled silk, which was practical and strong, and not at all immoral.
Yan Wujiu watched Tao Yun come out, he loosened his hair, threw the chicken to the ground, and sure enough picked up a dry branch and handed it to Yan Wujiu.
"Sit down." Yan Wujiu said.
Tao Yun sat down in front of Yan Wujiu, Yan Wujiu knelt behind him, took off the hairpin from his head, and gently tied his hair up.
Touching his warm scalp with his fingertips, he gathered his smooth hair to the top of his head, Yan Wujiu said: "I don't have a comb, it's not so neatly tied."
"Whatever you want, as long as it's convenient for you to move around." As long as it doesn't block the line of sight, any hair is fine.
After Yan Wujiu helped Tao Yunchu tie his hair, Tao Yunchu was surprised to find that Yan Wujiu's hair was loose.Yan Wujiu picked up the branch, handed it to Tao Yunchu, and said, "You help me tie it too."
Tao Yun touched the ebony hairpin on his head, thinking about Yan Wujiu's hair with a branch stuck in it, he finally felt that it was inappropriate to use a branch to tie his hair casually.He himself doesn't care, Yan Wujiu is so beautiful, he feels wrong to use the branches casually.
"You wait, I'll go back and get you the jade crown on Peng Zhen's head."
"No need, just use this branch. Let's talk about it after leaving the small world."
Tao Yunchu refused, "No, it's too insulting to your beauty."
Yan Wujiu was dumbfounded, he remembered that Tao Yunchu also wrote in the rose sugar making method book that played tricks on him: "Mr. Yan looks very beautiful", he thought Tao Yunchu was playing tricks on him.
"Is it beautiful?" Yan Wujiu was usually very confident in himself, but he didn't have any confidence in Tao Yunchu, so he didn't dare to ask Tao Yunchu.
Tao Yun nodded, and said seriously: "In the past 100 million years, no one in the Four Realms has been more beautiful than you."
"Where are the gods?" Yan Wujiu decided to take this sentence seriously.
"God man?" Tao Yunchu showed disgust, "Don't mention him to me."
Yan Wujiu became inexplicably happy, although Tao Yun had some aesthetic problems, but Yan Wujiu liked his flaw very much.
Yan Wujiu asked again: "What about 100 million years ago?"
"I wasn't born a million years ago, I don't know." Tao Yunchu thought for a while and said, "But I don't think there should be." Because most people in the Netherworld are very beautiful, but Tao Yunchu has seen Yan Wujiu His parents and eldest brother think that they are not as good as Yan Wujiu in terms of looks.
Yan Wujiu's happiness swelled up, Tao Yunchu obviously felt his happiness, and asked, "What's wrong? So happy?"
"It's okay, I think we can catch that pig and make it into the legendary lion's head, okay?"
"it is good."
"Will you do it?"
"meeting."
The wild boar destined to become a lion's head sneezed.
Tao Yun came up with an idea: According to this strange setting, can only chefs pass the level?Could it be that the food is not good enough to go out?
They didn't have a container, and it was troublesome to burn salt and sugar. Fortunately, Guanghezi actually used a leg of roast wolf meat in exchange for a flat clay pot with a lid.The owner of the pottery pot—the former Yingzhou faction master Peng Zhen who eagerly followed over here almost knelt down when he saw the two chefs.
"Reverend Tao! Reverend Yan!" Peng Zhen trotted all the way, crying bitterly, "It turned out to be you! Thank you, Reverend, for saving your life again!"
Great, tell your story, why do you have a clay pot?
Peng Zhen told the two real people that his two brothers died last night because they were attacked by wolves.
It is ridiculous to say that most of the monks or real people are formed through meditation and meditation. According to Tao Yunchu’s opinion, they have obtained telomeres that will not be shortened through practice, and at the same time express some silent human beings. Genes have acquired the ability to fly or other abilities. By practicing the mantras of the gods, the power of the gods is used to manipulate energy, such as increasing or decreasing the temperature, causing water vapor to condense or solidify, and producing fire, wind, water, ice, etc. , if necessary, the direction of the air flow can be controlled to make these creatures fight aggressively, but their physical strength is not high, or even degenerated.
Think about it, like Guanghezi, who pretends to be aggressive all the time with wide sleeves, can he have a chance to exercise his body?Besides, to become a fairy is to reduce the energy consumption of the body again and again, and learn to manipulate the energy of the outside world, so the bodies of most monks or real people are degenerated. I am afraid that the strength of the body is weaker than that of a scholar who has no power to restrain a chicken in the world. .
But Yan Wujiu is different from Tao Yunchu, they didn't cultivate to become immortals, their bodies were very strong at the beginning of formation, and the spells they practiced included spells to strengthen their bodies.
Last night, after the two senior brothers died, Peng Zhen saved his life because of the sudden departure of the wolves.Tao Yunchu reckoned that the departing wolves finally came to them.As for why they left their prey alone and attacked them with all their might, Tao Yun had a thought: The gods must have set some kind of trigger mechanism for these wolves, for example, people who have been to the land of nothing, or people who were originally immortals. , or people from the nether world will be attacked to the greatest extent.
Tao Yun went out to look at Yan Wujiu, feeling even more worried: If it is the last guess, then it is not difficult to explain why there seems to be some incompatibility between Yan Wujiu and this small world.
As for where the clay pot came from, that was pure accident.Before entering this forest, Peng Zhen and his two senior brothers learned from the experience that boo boo caused troubles, and decided that it is better not to defecate anywhere. The closest thing the size of a urinal comes out.
"Then have you booed inside?" Yan Wujiu said with a blank expression.
"Shush is shush, but it's also washed clean." Peng Zhen said coyly.
Tao Yun came out to stop Yan Wujiu's cleanliness and threw away the clay pot, saying: "What are you afraid of, wash it thoroughly, burn it with fire, it's all right. When the time comes, let's boil the salt first."
In fact, it is not so easy to boil salt with salt lake water or sea water in the human world. At least it needs to go through the process of natural concentration and precipitation of salt, which sometimes takes several days to dozens of days.But this small world is cheating again, because the concentration of the salt well is so high that it is almost not saturated to precipitate salt. It only needs a small amount of water to boil a large amount of salt. Tao Yunchu tasted it, Even salt without bitterness.Not only that, sugar cane is also cheating, the sugar content is extremely high, and any juice can be dripped out to quickly form icing sugar.
Tao Yunchu would not have entered this small world if it hadn't been for the detection of a ghost in this small world. In fact, Tao Yunchu had never entered the small world of God and Man before. Temperament, the small world must also be a game.
So he stopped here, he was almost sure that this small world is a survival small world with the theme of food, as for what opportunity he will get to go out in the end, no one knows, whether it is as he guessed before, to find Hades should be a shortcut.
Tao Yun sent the crane to pick cumin, and picked them out one by one. He asked Mr. Guanghe to cook salt in a clay pot, and asked Peng Zhen to get some sugar cane back. After Mr. Guanghe cooked the salt, he cooked some coarse sugar out .
Tao Yunchu and Yan Wujiu went to the mountain to look for other things, such as ingredients, spices, seasonings and so on.
On the way to the hillside, they found another wild boar without tusks, Yan Wujiu asked Tao Yunchu, "Should we kill it now?"
"Don't worry, eat fresh if you want to eat."
Not knowing that he had become a piece of meat in the eyes of the two former immortals, the wild boar groaned, turned and walked away leisurely.
After a while, at the foot of the mountain, they found some shallots, Yan Wujiu pulled out a few and said, "I have all the onions, will ginger be far behind?"
However, during the climb, instead of ginger, I saw pheasants.Tao Yun picked up a stone, threw it, hit the chicken's head, and knocked the chicken unconscious, then untied the head tie and wrapped the chicken's paws.
"..."
Although Tao Yun looked better with his hair down, Yan Wujiu, who was a bit of a clean freak, was still not happy to see him untie the hair tie from the chicken carcass and continue to tie his hair.He expressed his opinion tactfully, and Tao Yun smiled and said, "Then you can tie my hair up, I don't like it very much, it's very troublesome."
This proposal is very good, Yan Wujiu is very happy.Tao Yunchu originally came to the small world with his hair tied up, so he looks like a normal real person.After entering the woods, his headband disappeared, so he replaced it with a headband for convenience.
Yan Wujiu thought, Tao Yunchu must want to use a branch to tie his hair casually, he will try his best to prevent this from happening, he will give him the ebony hairpin on his head.
Tao Yunchu didn't like to dress up when he pretended to be a woman in the human world, and he didn't like to dress up either.Once the immortals become immortals, they seem to have no desires or desires, but most of them still pay attention to their appearance. They will dress up in whatever way they look most immortal.This is especially true for the immortals of the Tian family, who are embarrassed to go out without a piece of cold jade that is more than 10 years old.
Yan Wujiu was considered plain, but he had noticed Tao Yunchu's attire, it was even more plain.In the world of self-cultivation, there are bazaars flocking to trade clothes of various materials.Some of these materials come from the human world, and some are woven by monks and real people with special hobbies in the cultivation world.Some casual cultivators need spirit stones, and they will also do these things to make a living.
In the fairy world, most of the silks and satins worn by the immortals are tributed by the cultivation world, and then distributed through the Tiangong. There are also some special cassocks made by the immortals themselves. It looks beautiful when the wind blows.
Tao Yunchu also wore silk, but he wore black oiled silk, which was practical and strong, and not at all immoral.
Yan Wujiu watched Tao Yun come out, he loosened his hair, threw the chicken to the ground, and sure enough picked up a dry branch and handed it to Yan Wujiu.
"Sit down." Yan Wujiu said.
Tao Yun sat down in front of Yan Wujiu, Yan Wujiu knelt behind him, took off the hairpin from his head, and gently tied his hair up.
Touching his warm scalp with his fingertips, he gathered his smooth hair to the top of his head, Yan Wujiu said: "I don't have a comb, it's not so neatly tied."
"Whatever you want, as long as it's convenient for you to move around." As long as it doesn't block the line of sight, any hair is fine.
After Yan Wujiu helped Tao Yunchu tie his hair, Tao Yunchu was surprised to find that Yan Wujiu's hair was loose.Yan Wujiu picked up the branch, handed it to Tao Yunchu, and said, "You help me tie it too."
Tao Yun touched the ebony hairpin on his head, thinking about Yan Wujiu's hair with a branch stuck in it, he finally felt that it was inappropriate to use a branch to tie his hair casually.He himself doesn't care, Yan Wujiu is so beautiful, he feels wrong to use the branches casually.
"You wait, I'll go back and get you the jade crown on Peng Zhen's head."
"No need, just use this branch. Let's talk about it after leaving the small world."
Tao Yunchu refused, "No, it's too insulting to your beauty."
Yan Wujiu was dumbfounded, he remembered that Tao Yunchu also wrote in the rose sugar making method book that played tricks on him: "Mr. Yan looks very beautiful", he thought Tao Yunchu was playing tricks on him.
"Is it beautiful?" Yan Wujiu was usually very confident in himself, but he didn't have any confidence in Tao Yunchu, so he didn't dare to ask Tao Yunchu.
Tao Yun nodded, and said seriously: "In the past 100 million years, no one in the Four Realms has been more beautiful than you."
"Where are the gods?" Yan Wujiu decided to take this sentence seriously.
"God man?" Tao Yunchu showed disgust, "Don't mention him to me."
Yan Wujiu became inexplicably happy, although Tao Yun had some aesthetic problems, but Yan Wujiu liked his flaw very much.
Yan Wujiu asked again: "What about 100 million years ago?"
"I wasn't born a million years ago, I don't know." Tao Yunchu thought for a while and said, "But I don't think there should be." Because most people in the Netherworld are very beautiful, but Tao Yunchu has seen Yan Wujiu His parents and eldest brother think that they are not as good as Yan Wujiu in terms of looks.
Yan Wujiu's happiness swelled up, Tao Yunchu obviously felt his happiness, and asked, "What's wrong? So happy?"
"It's okay, I think we can catch that pig and make it into the legendary lion's head, okay?"
"it is good."
"Will you do it?"
"meeting."
The wild boar destined to become a lion's head sneezed.
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