It's not easy to be a villain master [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 1: Non-Mainstream Time Traveling
When Zhou Zhou woke up in a daze, he felt as if his head had been ripped apart, and the pain was unbearable.
He reached out to rub it to relieve the pain, but when his hand touched his forehead, a sharp pain made him almost jump up.
"Hiss, it hurts me to death." Zhou Zhou gasped and cursed in a low voice.
Suddenly, he widened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar environment in front of him.
This is a spacious bamboo house with furniture made of bamboo placed in the middle of the room. At this moment, he is lying on the only bamboo bed in the room.
After wandering around in Jinjiang, where crossing is rampant for many years, he instantly understood his situation - he had crossed.
With ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his head, Zhou Zhou couldn't help roaring in his heart: Nima, how did he, an author of fairy tales, be photographed by the great god of time travel.
After amazed, the rewind function of Zhou Zhou's brain was automatically turned on, and the time returned to an hour ago.
Zhou Zhou turned on the computer as usual and logged in to the Jinjiang author interface.
As a little pink writer in Jinjiang, Zhou Zhou has several finished novels, which have accumulated a certain popularity and a fixed readership. The "Song of the Immortal Demon", which is being serialized now, continues his previous fairy-xia style, and readers also love it. Very cute and said that he will continue to support, most of the comments in the comment area are cute, rolling, and like comments.
Zhou Zhou leaned on the head of the bed with his computer in his arms, and found a comfortable position to reply to readers one by one.
Suddenly, Zhou Zhou let out a "huh" and stared at the computer with wide eyes, like a person who has eaten pickled vegetable steamed buns for a week and suddenly found a bowl of oily braised pork.
long review.Such a thing that everyone loves and sees flowers blooming is second only to mines, it is absolutely a surprise.
Zhou Zhou excitedly held the mouse and dragged it down until the entire screen was covered with dense words. Then he was really sure that he had received a long comment of more than 5000 characters.
Zhou Zhou couldn't help but stare at the computer with silly fun, completely ignoring the inconspicuous corner above the long comment. A red fruit with negative 2 points fluttered in the wind on the green screen.
He began to read the content of the long commentary while being silly.
Then the silly smile on his face disappeared little by little, replaced by an increasingly weird look.
The content of the long commentary is not as blindly praised as Zhou Zhou thought, on the contrary, the whole long commentary is inhumanely criticizing Zhou Zhou, criticizing Zhou Zhou and "Xian Mo Song" for nothing, except that there is no substance. Insulting remarks in the content, the gist of the remaining hundreds of words can be summarized into a few points: first, Zhou Zhou’s writing is poor, and the plot of the story is tacky; The boss is longer than the protagonist, who is the protagonist.
Zhou Zhou didn't feel too much about being criticized for poor writing and vulgar stories. He considered himself a big layman, and he wrote to satisfy his desires. The more vulgar the text, the more he liked it. The invincible is better, he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it, but he has to admit that in the last point, he is a bit biased towards the big villain boss when it comes to the protagonist and the big villain boss.
Zhou Zhou's articles have always highlighted the protagonist and the villainous big boss, and "Fairy Magic Song" is no exception. The cannon fodder small boss can be mentioned in one stroke, but as a foil to the protagonist's tall and mighty image of justice and unswerving in the growth process of the protagonist He passively helped the protagonist become rich and handsome, married Bai Fumei, and finally let the protagonist step on his own corpse to reach the pinnacle of life. Zhou Zhou has never spared his pen and ink.
In "Fairy and Magic Song", the protagonist is so smooth and the scenery is infinite, the villain's life experience is so miserable and his situation is miserable. In order for the villain's boss to grow into a bleak life that dares to confront the protagonist, dare to face up to his own bloodshed The real villain dripping with blood, Zhou Zhou felt that it was necessary to increase the anti-strike ability of the villain. Since childhood, he was hungry and depleted, which made him distorted and distorted, so he never spared no effort in abusing the villain.
The abusive villain hit Zhou Zhou's cute spot that he didn't know where to twist, so he couldn't stop it as soon as he wrote it.
So, there is this long review.
Zhou Zhou let out a long sigh. He felt that he had to make a deeply introspective reply to this long comment.
Covering the keyboard with both hands, he was about to type when suddenly a strong attraction pulled him towards the computer. Zhou Zhou felt that his eyes were dark and he was sucked in.
The automatic rewind ended, and Zhou Zhou, who had been in Jinjiang for many years, quickly accepted the fact that he was blessed by the time-traveling god.
Anyway, no matter whether he accepts it or not, it is impossible to change anything. Countless former sages have told themselves through the experience of blood and tears that it is impossible to go back so easily.
They come, the security.
In order to meet the cheap parents who will appear suddenly at no time, he must have a preliminary understanding of the environment he is in, and figure out how to explain his sudden amnesia.
He got up from the bed with his weak body supported by his hands, and felt dizzy again. He looked down at the blood stains on his clothes, thought of the pain on his forehead, and cursed softly, "Damn, it won't be disfigured."
As a senior face controler, Zhou Zhou desperately wants to know what he looks like now, but unfortunately he searched the whole room and couldn't find a mirror.
Zhou Zhou had no choice but to walk outside the house. The moment the door opened, Zhou Zhou thought he saw a fairyland. The bamboo house was surrounded by a large bamboo forest, and the edge could not be seen. There was a gurgling stream in the forest and a small bridge across it , the bridge is full of flowers, butterflies are dancing, gulls and birds are playing in the water, fish are leaping into the Longyuan, the breeze is blowing, the bamboo leaves are rustling, and the fresh and humid air is mixed with a touch of floral fragrance.
The corners of Zhou Zhou's eyes twitched. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that this picture was so fucking familiar. How could it be so similar to the Xiaozhufeng of the Junshan School described in "The Immortal Demon Song"?He remembered that a reader had recently given him a painting of Xiaozhufeng. The scenery in the painting was exactly the same as what he saw before him, but the character in the painting was Ji Yunliu, the villainous boss in the novel.
Zhou Zhou wants to cry but has no tears.
Damn, Xiaozhufeng is the place where Ji Yunliu has lived for more than ten years. I heard that it is popular to time travel to become a villain recently, so it won't let him catch up with the trend, right?Thinking of the brutal plots he set up to make Ji Yunliu grow into a qualified villain boss, not only physically but also heartily, liver and lungs, Zhou Zhou suddenly felt pain and pain, and sighed that my life was over.
Zhou Zhou couldn't get over the shock of being Ji Yunliu in disguise for a long time. Even if he walked onto the small bridge and saw the handsome and extraordinary reflection in the water, he still couldn't let him feel relieved.
Just as Zhou Zhou was sighing for the miserable future he could foresee, Zhou Zhou was pulled out of his own world with the sound of metal falling to the ground.
He turned around in surprise, and saw a five or six-year-old boy standing there blankly looking at him not far away, his eyes full of panic.
Zhou Zhou looked at the thin and frail child who looked like he would fly away in the wind. The child had beautiful peach blossom eyes, lavender pupils, and long eyelashes raised high, as if to touch the sky. There were bruises on his delicate face. For some reason, when he saw those scars, Zhou Zhou felt an inexplicable pain in his heart, as if someone had squeezed his heart hard with his hands. a handful.
Zhou Zhou walked towards the child. Even though he was far away, he could still see the child's trembling body. He squatted down in front of the child, showing a perfect smile, "Tell me, what's your name?" ’ he heard himself ask.
Unexpectedly, when he showed a perfect smile, the child's eyes became more terrified, and his body trembled more violently. Zhou Zhou felt a little hurt by the child's reaction, but he still maintained a gentle smile as always, and he repeated his question again. talk.Then he heard the child answer him in a trembling tone, "Ji Yunliu."
Zhou Zhou was surprised, "I'm asking for your name, not mine."
"Ji Yunliu, my name is Ji Yunliu." The child kept looking at him with lavender eyes.
Zhou Zhou petrified instantly, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.
How can he be in a mood of "fuck" at this moment, he thought he was the big boss of the hard-working villain, but it wasn't, he should have happily chanted that socialism is good, but it wasn't, because he already knew that he Who is the owner of this body? Ji Yunliu's master, Yun Qingmo, that masculine perverted child abuser, has harmed countless boys. Ji Yunliu is the only one who survived his abuse. Ji Yunliu He was able to successfully grow into a qualified villain boss, if not entirely because of him, at least half of the credit was due to him. This is a typical cannon fodder-level character, and he just let him do it.
Zhou Zhou's head was in a down state, and he didn't notice the sinister light flashing past in those lavender eyes.
After a long time, Zhou Zhou finally came to his senses. He looked at the thin and frail little radish head in front of his eyes, and felt that he was really a goddamn sinner.
He remembered that in order to implement the policy of villain education starting from the baby, he formulated a series of villain training plans, including being abandoned by his parents, being bullied by his relatives, and finally entering the Junshan School because of his spiritual roots. The perverted child abuser, Ji Yunliu was humiliated and tortured by Yun Qingmo during his ten-year career in Junshan. Fortunately, he picked up a secret manual of magic cultivation during his escape. He embarked on the road of demon cultivation until he finally betrayed the Junshan faction, and after becoming a demon master, he fed Yun Qingmo's flesh and blood to vultures, crushed his bones into powder, and burned his soul with Jiuling real fire It was not until July 49th that it disappeared.
When I first wrote these plots, Zhou Zhou felt as if he had been beaten into chicken blood. I couldn’t stop writing it. Is it true that torturing villains is as simple and stress-free as chopping melons and vegetables? However, now I feel guilty Taking a quick glance at Ji Yunliu on the front page of Little Carrot, Zhou Zhou once again lamented that self-inflicted crimes are impossible to live on. This kind of self-loathing feeling of guilt and wishing to kill himself with a knife is really fucking disturbing. I really want to chop my hands.
Look at the front page of the little radish. Ji Yunliu stared at himself in horror with his little furry head on his head, like a frightened little white rabbit. Zhou Zhouzheng, who has never had much resistance to furry things My heart is about to melt.
Suppressing the urge to chop off his hands again, he quickly thought about what he should do in the future to protect the little carrot head from harm.Although he is the creator of this world, it does not mean that he must follow the established plot.
Since the master of time travel allowed him to time travel to Ji Yunliu's childhood, why couldn't he change Ji Yunliu's life by virtue of his knowledge of the plot? At least he wouldn't treat Ji Yunliu like Yun Qingmo did, as long as Ji Yunliu If you don't challenge Gu Mingchu who has the halo of the golden finger protagonist, then you will surely have a bright and beautiful life to welcome him.
Zhou Zhou, who had made up his mind in his heart to change Ji Yunliu's tragic life, took a deep breath, and solemnly reached out to touch Little Luobotou's head, as if swearing, "Ji Yunliu, I will treat you well in the future." , very good."
The author has something to say: Qiku’s steamed stuffed bun shop opened for the first time. There are cute and gentle little buns here, as well as awkward black belly buns. There are all kinds of buns, and you are welcome to come and taste (^o^)/~
He reached out to rub it to relieve the pain, but when his hand touched his forehead, a sharp pain made him almost jump up.
"Hiss, it hurts me to death." Zhou Zhou gasped and cursed in a low voice.
Suddenly, he widened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar environment in front of him.
This is a spacious bamboo house with furniture made of bamboo placed in the middle of the room. At this moment, he is lying on the only bamboo bed in the room.
After wandering around in Jinjiang, where crossing is rampant for many years, he instantly understood his situation - he had crossed.
With ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his head, Zhou Zhou couldn't help roaring in his heart: Nima, how did he, an author of fairy tales, be photographed by the great god of time travel.
After amazed, the rewind function of Zhou Zhou's brain was automatically turned on, and the time returned to an hour ago.
Zhou Zhou turned on the computer as usual and logged in to the Jinjiang author interface.
As a little pink writer in Jinjiang, Zhou Zhou has several finished novels, which have accumulated a certain popularity and a fixed readership. The "Song of the Immortal Demon", which is being serialized now, continues his previous fairy-xia style, and readers also love it. Very cute and said that he will continue to support, most of the comments in the comment area are cute, rolling, and like comments.
Zhou Zhou leaned on the head of the bed with his computer in his arms, and found a comfortable position to reply to readers one by one.
Suddenly, Zhou Zhou let out a "huh" and stared at the computer with wide eyes, like a person who has eaten pickled vegetable steamed buns for a week and suddenly found a bowl of oily braised pork.
long review.Such a thing that everyone loves and sees flowers blooming is second only to mines, it is absolutely a surprise.
Zhou Zhou excitedly held the mouse and dragged it down until the entire screen was covered with dense words. Then he was really sure that he had received a long comment of more than 5000 characters.
Zhou Zhou couldn't help but stare at the computer with silly fun, completely ignoring the inconspicuous corner above the long comment. A red fruit with negative 2 points fluttered in the wind on the green screen.
He began to read the content of the long commentary while being silly.
Then the silly smile on his face disappeared little by little, replaced by an increasingly weird look.
The content of the long commentary is not as blindly praised as Zhou Zhou thought, on the contrary, the whole long commentary is inhumanely criticizing Zhou Zhou, criticizing Zhou Zhou and "Xian Mo Song" for nothing, except that there is no substance. Insulting remarks in the content, the gist of the remaining hundreds of words can be summarized into a few points: first, Zhou Zhou’s writing is poor, and the plot of the story is tacky; The boss is longer than the protagonist, who is the protagonist.
Zhou Zhou didn't feel too much about being criticized for poor writing and vulgar stories. He considered himself a big layman, and he wrote to satisfy his desires. The more vulgar the text, the more he liked it. The invincible is better, he doesn't think there is anything wrong with it, but he has to admit that in the last point, he is a bit biased towards the big villain boss when it comes to the protagonist and the big villain boss.
Zhou Zhou's articles have always highlighted the protagonist and the villainous big boss, and "Fairy Magic Song" is no exception. The cannon fodder small boss can be mentioned in one stroke, but as a foil to the protagonist's tall and mighty image of justice and unswerving in the growth process of the protagonist He passively helped the protagonist become rich and handsome, married Bai Fumei, and finally let the protagonist step on his own corpse to reach the pinnacle of life. Zhou Zhou has never spared his pen and ink.
In "Fairy and Magic Song", the protagonist is so smooth and the scenery is infinite, the villain's life experience is so miserable and his situation is miserable. In order for the villain's boss to grow into a bleak life that dares to confront the protagonist, dare to face up to his own bloodshed The real villain dripping with blood, Zhou Zhou felt that it was necessary to increase the anti-strike ability of the villain. Since childhood, he was hungry and depleted, which made him distorted and distorted, so he never spared no effort in abusing the villain.
The abusive villain hit Zhou Zhou's cute spot that he didn't know where to twist, so he couldn't stop it as soon as he wrote it.
So, there is this long review.
Zhou Zhou let out a long sigh. He felt that he had to make a deeply introspective reply to this long comment.
Covering the keyboard with both hands, he was about to type when suddenly a strong attraction pulled him towards the computer. Zhou Zhou felt that his eyes were dark and he was sucked in.
The automatic rewind ended, and Zhou Zhou, who had been in Jinjiang for many years, quickly accepted the fact that he was blessed by the time-traveling god.
Anyway, no matter whether he accepts it or not, it is impossible to change anything. Countless former sages have told themselves through the experience of blood and tears that it is impossible to go back so easily.
They come, the security.
In order to meet the cheap parents who will appear suddenly at no time, he must have a preliminary understanding of the environment he is in, and figure out how to explain his sudden amnesia.
He got up from the bed with his weak body supported by his hands, and felt dizzy again. He looked down at the blood stains on his clothes, thought of the pain on his forehead, and cursed softly, "Damn, it won't be disfigured."
As a senior face controler, Zhou Zhou desperately wants to know what he looks like now, but unfortunately he searched the whole room and couldn't find a mirror.
Zhou Zhou had no choice but to walk outside the house. The moment the door opened, Zhou Zhou thought he saw a fairyland. The bamboo house was surrounded by a large bamboo forest, and the edge could not be seen. There was a gurgling stream in the forest and a small bridge across it , the bridge is full of flowers, butterflies are dancing, gulls and birds are playing in the water, fish are leaping into the Longyuan, the breeze is blowing, the bamboo leaves are rustling, and the fresh and humid air is mixed with a touch of floral fragrance.
The corners of Zhou Zhou's eyes twitched. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that this picture was so fucking familiar. How could it be so similar to the Xiaozhufeng of the Junshan School described in "The Immortal Demon Song"?He remembered that a reader had recently given him a painting of Xiaozhufeng. The scenery in the painting was exactly the same as what he saw before him, but the character in the painting was Ji Yunliu, the villainous boss in the novel.
Zhou Zhou wants to cry but has no tears.
Damn, Xiaozhufeng is the place where Ji Yunliu has lived for more than ten years. I heard that it is popular to time travel to become a villain recently, so it won't let him catch up with the trend, right?Thinking of the brutal plots he set up to make Ji Yunliu grow into a qualified villain boss, not only physically but also heartily, liver and lungs, Zhou Zhou suddenly felt pain and pain, and sighed that my life was over.
Zhou Zhou couldn't get over the shock of being Ji Yunliu in disguise for a long time. Even if he walked onto the small bridge and saw the handsome and extraordinary reflection in the water, he still couldn't let him feel relieved.
Just as Zhou Zhou was sighing for the miserable future he could foresee, Zhou Zhou was pulled out of his own world with the sound of metal falling to the ground.
He turned around in surprise, and saw a five or six-year-old boy standing there blankly looking at him not far away, his eyes full of panic.
Zhou Zhou looked at the thin and frail child who looked like he would fly away in the wind. The child had beautiful peach blossom eyes, lavender pupils, and long eyelashes raised high, as if to touch the sky. There were bruises on his delicate face. For some reason, when he saw those scars, Zhou Zhou felt an inexplicable pain in his heart, as if someone had squeezed his heart hard with his hands. a handful.
Zhou Zhou walked towards the child. Even though he was far away, he could still see the child's trembling body. He squatted down in front of the child, showing a perfect smile, "Tell me, what's your name?" ’ he heard himself ask.
Unexpectedly, when he showed a perfect smile, the child's eyes became more terrified, and his body trembled more violently. Zhou Zhou felt a little hurt by the child's reaction, but he still maintained a gentle smile as always, and he repeated his question again. talk.Then he heard the child answer him in a trembling tone, "Ji Yunliu."
Zhou Zhou was surprised, "I'm asking for your name, not mine."
"Ji Yunliu, my name is Ji Yunliu." The child kept looking at him with lavender eyes.
Zhou Zhou petrified instantly, and ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart.
How can he be in a mood of "fuck" at this moment, he thought he was the big boss of the hard-working villain, but it wasn't, he should have happily chanted that socialism is good, but it wasn't, because he already knew that he Who is the owner of this body? Ji Yunliu's master, Yun Qingmo, that masculine perverted child abuser, has harmed countless boys. Ji Yunliu is the only one who survived his abuse. Ji Yunliu He was able to successfully grow into a qualified villain boss, if not entirely because of him, at least half of the credit was due to him. This is a typical cannon fodder-level character, and he just let him do it.
Zhou Zhou's head was in a down state, and he didn't notice the sinister light flashing past in those lavender eyes.
After a long time, Zhou Zhou finally came to his senses. He looked at the thin and frail little radish head in front of his eyes, and felt that he was really a goddamn sinner.
He remembered that in order to implement the policy of villain education starting from the baby, he formulated a series of villain training plans, including being abandoned by his parents, being bullied by his relatives, and finally entering the Junshan School because of his spiritual roots. The perverted child abuser, Ji Yunliu was humiliated and tortured by Yun Qingmo during his ten-year career in Junshan. Fortunately, he picked up a secret manual of magic cultivation during his escape. He embarked on the road of demon cultivation until he finally betrayed the Junshan faction, and after becoming a demon master, he fed Yun Qingmo's flesh and blood to vultures, crushed his bones into powder, and burned his soul with Jiuling real fire It was not until July 49th that it disappeared.
When I first wrote these plots, Zhou Zhou felt as if he had been beaten into chicken blood. I couldn’t stop writing it. Is it true that torturing villains is as simple and stress-free as chopping melons and vegetables? However, now I feel guilty Taking a quick glance at Ji Yunliu on the front page of Little Carrot, Zhou Zhou once again lamented that self-inflicted crimes are impossible to live on. This kind of self-loathing feeling of guilt and wishing to kill himself with a knife is really fucking disturbing. I really want to chop my hands.
Look at the front page of the little radish. Ji Yunliu stared at himself in horror with his little furry head on his head, like a frightened little white rabbit. Zhou Zhouzheng, who has never had much resistance to furry things My heart is about to melt.
Suppressing the urge to chop off his hands again, he quickly thought about what he should do in the future to protect the little carrot head from harm.Although he is the creator of this world, it does not mean that he must follow the established plot.
Since the master of time travel allowed him to time travel to Ji Yunliu's childhood, why couldn't he change Ji Yunliu's life by virtue of his knowledge of the plot? At least he wouldn't treat Ji Yunliu like Yun Qingmo did, as long as Ji Yunliu If you don't challenge Gu Mingchu who has the halo of the golden finger protagonist, then you will surely have a bright and beautiful life to welcome him.
Zhou Zhou, who had made up his mind in his heart to change Ji Yunliu's tragic life, took a deep breath, and solemnly reached out to touch Little Luobotou's head, as if swearing, "Ji Yunliu, I will treat you well in the future." , very good."
The author has something to say: Qiku’s steamed stuffed bun shop opened for the first time. There are cute and gentle little buns here, as well as awkward black belly buns. There are all kinds of buns, and you are welcome to come and taste (^o^)/~
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