The professor who double studied with the saint

Small theater one: Zebulon who bullies Xiaolong

It happened on the second day of school, Draco was suffering because he could only watch Qing Xu and the others eating delicious Chinese food at the school opening dinner, so the greedy little dragon quietly threw away In order to sneak into Zebulon's office with his Slytherins, the purpose is of course for delicious Chinese food.

Draco arrived just in time, and Zebulon had already taken care of things and was ready for dinner, although he was fine if he didn't eat.Seeing Draco coming in, Zebulun showed some surprise, and asked in amazement: "Xiaolong, why are you here? Have you already had dinner? So fast?" (I swear, this is definitely knowingly asking!)

"Brother Zebulun, I haven't had dinner yet. I'm so hungry. Can I eat here?" Although I think Draco should have noticed it, but for the sake of a delicious lunch, Draco had no choice but to pretend not to eat. I know, looking at Zebulun with pitiful big blue-gray eyes without blinking. (Xiaolong, although I admit that you are very cute, but don’t you think the excuses you made are too bad? You’re already out of food, okay, how could you be hungry?!)

Zebulun raised his eyebrows and snapped his fingers noncommittally. On the desk that had already put other things away, there appeared four dishes, one soup and a bowl of delicious white rice.Draco stared straight at the food on the table, and he knew it was the work of Wen Ruosong, the chef of the Emperor's Palace, "Brother Zebulun~" Draco called coquettishly with an ending .

Zebulon beckoned, let Draco sit on his lap, and asked with a smile: "Want to eat?" "Yes." Draco stared at the table full of food, and answered bluntly Zebulon.Zebulon, a little displeased that Draco was looking at the food on the table instead of him, frowned and suddenly smiled.

Zebulon picked up the only pair of chopsticks that belonged to him on the table, picked up the shiny prawns, and shook them in front of Draco, "Want to eat?" "Yes." Draco's eyes followed Zebulun's Brunn's chopsticks moved with the movement of his chopsticks, and he flattened his mouth aggrievedly. Zebulun's brother bullied others, and his bowl and chopsticks were not prepared on the table.

Zebulon smiled and moved the chopsticks in front of Draco, and Draco happily opened his mouth to take the prawn down, but before he opened his mouth to bite, Zebulon suddenly Remove the chopsticks. "Brother Zebulun~" Draco looked at Zebulun dissatisfiedly, his mouth was raised high, brother Zebulun is bullying!

"Xiaolong, don't be so anxious, the shrimp hasn't been peeled yet, so I can't eat it for now." Zebulun focused on peeling the shrimp in his hand, and didn't notice Draco's aggrieved expression at all. "Okay, it's ready to eat now." Zebulon picked up the shelled prawn again and placed it between him and Draco.

Draco happily walked up to it again and opened his mouth to bite, biting down, it hurt so bad, it didn't bite anything but teeth.Draco looked at Zebulon with misty eyes, but the shrimp was already in Zebulun's mouth, so the little dragon cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Although later, Xiaolong was laughed at by Zebulun with food again, but he remembered that he wanted revenge! ! ! ! ! !

Small Theater [-]: Xifu bullies the patron saint Xiao Qingxu (not related to the main text)

The incident happened after Severus was bullied by Qingxu, so don't go into it as to which time, anyway, Qingxu bullied the professor a lot.So the professor who was bullied by Qingxu became mentally unbalanced, why Qingxu bullied him every time, he wanted revenge, he wanted to bully back, so it happened like this.

Of course, bullying the genuine Professor Qingxu must have more than enough energy, so we have to bully the pirated Qingxu.Do you think there is someone who dares to pirate Qingxu?Of course it is our professor.I saw our professor majesticly taking out his wand, waving it imposingly, and shouting, "Call God to protect you!" Who did Cruciatus cut out, and ended up with a Patronus spell!)

As soon as the patron saint spell was cast, a silver pirated version of Xiao Qingxu with wings appeared in front of the professor.The professor smiled ferociously, put down the magic wand in his hand, grabbed Xiao Qingxu's wings, and lifted Xiao Qingxu in front of him.The professor stared at Xiao Qingxu fiercely, stretched out his claws, and squeezed hard - pinch! (Everyone: I thought the professor was going to strangle Xiao Qingxu to death!)

The professor happily pinched Xiao Qingxu, from the face to the hands, and then to the body, pinching the whole body, "I let you bully me, this time it's my turn to bully you too? Uh huh, Pinch it well, it’s still elastic, it’s so soft to the touch, and it’s so small, so cute!” So ​​the excited professor didn’t notice the genuine Qingxu Daojun in the black line behind him...

Small Theater III: The First Encounter of Two Peacocks (Irrelevant to the main text)

Once upon a time, there were two peacocks who were raised by the same owner in the same yard. One was a white peacock named Lucius; the other was a colorful peacock named Kong Xuan.Today is the first day that the white peacock was brought back by the owner. After the owner left, the colorful peacock was very interested to watch the fun. He really wanted to know how the new neighbor was doing.

So in this beautiful yard, colorful peacocks and white peacocks met.The colorful peacock saw the white peacock's shiny hair and was stunned, "This peacock has such bright feathers!" The white peacock was also stunned looking at the colorful peacock's feathers, "I am the first This is the first time I know that peacock feathers can have so many colors!"

Although the feathers of the colorful peacock are indeed very bright, the white peacock, who never admits defeat, does not think that the other party is more beautiful than himself at all. He flicked his shiny feathers and went up first, "Hello, I am the most beautiful peacock— —White Peacock, my name is Lucius. And you, what's your name?"

The colorful peacock was surprised by the way the white peacock introduced itself. The most beautiful peacock who loves its feathers so much must be a female.The colorful peacock was a little excited by his own thoughts. After all, he has reached the age of the first, and this is the first time he has seen a female peacock. He decided to show his strength, "Hello, Lucius .I am the most powerful peacock—the colorful peacock. My name is Kong Xuan.” (Master Kong Xuan, are you mistaken? The peacock that loves its feathers the most is male. Well, only males hold meetings Open the screen!)

"Hello, Kong Xuan." The white peacock greeted the colorful peacock very friendly. He was very satisfied with the behavior of the colorful peacock avoiding his sharp edge, which proved that he was indeed the most beautiful peacock, the white peacock thought narcissistically.The colorful peacock is also very satisfied. The white peacock seems to have a good impression of him. It seems that there is something going on between them, the colorful peacock thought expectantly.So, who will tell them that all this is just a beautiful misunderstanding?Well, let the misunderstanding continue~

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