Tackle that koi

019 black powder

Wan Gu has obsessive-compulsive disorder of "being human".

He lived so long that he couldn't remember whether he was five thousand, three hundred and seventy-nine years old, or five thousand three hundred and ninety-seven years old.

Moreover, in the past 300 years, he lived most of the time in the deep sea where the number of humans was relatively small, and he has never been very concerned about the changes in the human world.Now I have no choice but to live in a human city, so I can only force myself to accept everything about human beings as soon as possible.

Zhou Jingli has lived longer, and is familiar with all environmental changes, and can adapt freely.Wangu is not so easy.He managed to distinguish the word "network" from "fishing net", and further understood the Internet age: all electronic devices must be owned, every popular brand must be bought, and all advertised software must be used.In short, humans use what they use.

It’s understandable to register on Weibo and ins, but it’s a bit confusing to register on Xhewang and grass O forums... Wangu’s obsessive-compulsive disorder wants to buy all kinds of models of Apple, Samsung, Sony and other major mobile phone giants At home, Zhou Jingli finally didn't intend to spoil him anymore: "Your Dragon Palace has a lot of gold, silver, jewelry, coral clams, let the people of Dragon Palace pay such a large amount of expenses."

Wronged, Wan Gu shrank in the fish tank for two days, decided to be self-reliant, went to Jinjiang to register an author account, and started his unrestrained Xiaohuangwen writing career.

And I don't know where he read "A Day of a Web Writer". Every time he becomes a human, he has to scan Weibo first, then read all the posts on gossip forums, and finally go around Taobao. .When the document codeword is opened again, it is almost time to go to bed.

The direct consequence of this "one day of an online article author" is that his little yellow article has been filling in the pit... Jinjiang's rule is that there is no way to extract all the proceeds before the article is finished.What Apple, Samsung, Sony, him!root!Book!purchase!No!rise!

What's the point of being a man if you can't afford the symbol of "being a man"?Every time he becomes a human, Wan Gu feels extremely painful, because he is not a "real" person.

There is such a serious biased understanding of "being a human being", it is only natural that Wan Gu would also think that "chasing stars" is something that everyone will do.

He carefully read all the popular stars on the celebrity power list, and decided to find some fans.He scanned the list of Chinese people, Europe and the United States, and finally found the Korean wave. He felt that Zheng Youping was very ugly, and he got angry when he saw it.

At that time, three years ago, ALPHA had just debuted.In the first album released by this boy group, there are three songs in Chinese.In the MVs of these three songs, Fei Yu and Zheng Youping are the ones with the most shots.

Fei Yu was born with a pleasing appearance, especially when he smiled, all the enthusiasm and sincerity seemed to burst out of his eyes.Even if you were so sad that you doubted life at the time, because of his smile, you would feel that there is actually something beautiful in this world.

Wan Gu looked at Fei Yu in the MV, hesitating whether to be a fan or not.

The sense of ritual of being a human being requires him to pursue stars, but a god who has lived for thousands of years in Wangu really has no way to follow a human being whose average lifespan is less than a hundred years, and he has to be desperate to follow.

After he hesitated, the MV switched to a close-up of Zheng Youping, with an all-black background and a cold profile.Wan Gu's Dragon Lord became angry: "This kid is a fart."

There is no way to fan a human with a short lifespan, it's okay to hate it.

As soon as Wan Gu slapped his thigh, he became Zheng Youping's black fan.

After listening to Wan Gu's mental journey of becoming a "black fan", Zhou Jingli just wanted to help his forehead.No wonder Wan Gu used the word "reign of blood" in the hospital that time, it's already a restrained expression.

And Wan Gu suddenly realized: "Let me tell you, among the five people in ALPHA, why do I just dislike Zheng Youping? So he is that dead phoenix."

He nodded abruptly, his gaze became firm: "I used to be guilty of blackmailing him. From today, I will become his number one black fan!"

"..." Zhou Jingli didn't know whether to cry or laugh, "You really have ambition."

When he saved Wan Gu, Zhou Jingli didn't ask him what happened, and he doesn't intend to ask now.He has always been asked by others to do things, and when he is needed to offer warmth, what if they don't want it at all.

However, it was not a joke to say that Wan Gu could no longer live here.Zhou Jingli thought about it carefully, and said: "Wan Gu, Zheng Youping is now hyping Xiao Yu, and he has retained the ability of 'god', and he can identify the same kind by his breath. Now that he knows me, he will probably find a way to find me here. You have no other ability except that your hair has grown a bit. If you don’t want to fall into his hands, you have to change the place.”

Wan Gu cried and said, "But, you are a god, are you still afraid of a dead phoenix?"

"You're still the Dragon King, and the soul pill was almost destroyed by this dead phoenix." Zhou Jingli glanced at the seemingly arrogant but cowardly Wan Gu, "If he is still that phoenix now, of course I can deal with it." However, he is not only a human being, but also a very well-known star. If something happens to him, it will have an unpredictable impact. This should not be the work of God."

"Are you afraid?"

"Don't provoke me." Zhou Jingli smiled, "If Xiaoyu told me now that he didn't want to be tied up and hyped by Zheng Youping again, I would definitely satisfy him. But for you, I can't be so straightforward."

Wan Gu didn't expect Zhou Jingli to show his affection suddenly, it took him a long time to realize it, and he was even more aggrieved: "Why!!!"

Zhou Jingli turned to a business-like tone: "Before debuting, Xiao Yu has always taken care of Zheng Youping. Zheng Youping is now treating Xiao Yu like this, he owes Xiao Yu. But you and Zheng Youping, or the one who died Fenghuang, the grievances between the two of you are not that simple. You want me to solve your problems, no matter how you solve them, you will not be satisfied, and you can only solve them yourself."

He looked at the aggrieved Wan Gu, obviously joking: "Why don't you move to Zheng Youping's place, use his money to buy Apple, Samsung and Sony, use up all his money, and the grievances between you two will be settled."

Wan Gu cried and chirped: "He ruined my Life Pill!!! This enmity is irreconcilable!!!"

Knowing Zheng Youping's true identity, Wan Gu, the black fan, became even more active. He could read more than a dozen Weibo posts every day, all of which were complaining about Zheng Youping.

Zheng Youping is now on the same crew as Fei Yu, Fei Yu kicked Zheng Youping during the break, Zheng Youping snatched the marinated egg from Fei Yu's box lunch, any small friction between the two of them would be a big drama if it spread out, Fans can tear into the dark.

Wan Gu also followed the screen to complain, and still used the author's account, and the people who eat melons looked confused——

"Did you get hacked???"

"What kind of fans are you, big man!!! Hurry up and code words, please!!!"

"Damn it, you actually pay attention to ALPHA...how did I remember that you are a boy? When did ALPHA have male fans?? Or do you actually like boys..."

Wan Gu's popularity as a black fan is very good, and Zhou Jingli doesn't bother to care about him. He goes to the studio every now and then to play the role of the koi mascot.

He seldom counts the days, anyway, he has lived for 90 years, and there is nothing special about how long or short the days are.But these days, from time to time, he would pay attention to the date on the wall calendar, thinking about which scene of Fei Yu's movie was filmed.

Zhang Mingfei also noticed his absent-mindedness, so he took a rest one day and asked, "Jingli, have you made an appointment with someone?"

Zhou Jingli was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized.He hasn't had an appointment with anyone for a long time.Especially for those appointments related to time, either the long pavilion where they agreed to meet has collapsed, or the person who agreed to meet has passed away.

He didn't evade, and said, "I promised Xiaoyu, I'm going to visit the class."

"Then you go." Zhang Mingfei didn't feel anything wrong at all, "The company Fei Yu is filming now, their company has already come to discuss cooperation with us."

A few days later, there was still no movement from Fei Yu's side, but when Wan Gu complained about Zheng Youping on Weibo, Zhou Jingli took a look at the side, and then saw Fei Yu's Weibo post an hour ago: "Transition shooting, there are many monsters in the deep mountains and old forests."

The accompanying picture is no longer a selfie, but a snapshot, without any beautification PS, the figure looks like A Piao, it is Zheng Youping who has been wrong all the time.

Zheng Youping's fans exploded: "Who the hell is a monster!!! Wuli Pingping has no makeup and is just a little tanned!!! So dedicated!!!"

Fei Yu's fans felt gratified like never before: "wuli Feiyu finally confronted the white-eyed wolf head-on!!!"

People who eat melons: "Tear, tear again, and tear it louder."

Zhou Jingli zoomed in on the photo, looked at it carefully, and felt familiar, and said, "I passed by this mountain before."

He got up to pack his luggage, and decided to visit the class, so he could give Fei Yu a surprise.

Wan Gu was very sad: "A Li, I am also a baby."

Zhou Jingli dragged the suitcase downstairs, and said with a faint smile: "Baby, do you want to go to the class with me? As a black fan, it's better to tear it face to face."

Wan Gu threw away his laptop, turned back into a clownfish, and entered the fish tank with a pout, and said pitifully, "I'll call Zhang Mingfei by myself later, and you have a good trip, A Li, so I won't send you off."

Zhou Jingli snorted with a smile.

Fortunately, this coward is not the Dragon King, otherwise he might be ashamed.

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