Tackle that koi

001 Lucky Buff

The day Fei Yu went to the recording studio for the first time, Zhou Jingli was chatting with a group of rabbits in the corner of the lounge.

They were a group of white and gray rabbits, they were very fat, and by looking at their figures, they could be seen that they had been bred long ago and were waiting to be sacrificed.One of them was also very enthusiastic, yelling around Zhou Jingli's feet.

"God, God, the spicy rabbit head is the best, the best, the best, the best!"

"The rabbit meat soup is also very delicious. It's the most healthy drink today!"

"Isn't the most classic braised in soy sauce!!! God, look at me, I'm fat and thin, and braised in soy sauce is very exciting!"

Seeing a group of rabbits vying over how to make themselves delicious, Zhou Jingli couldn't help laughing.He glanced at the time, it was past two o'clock in the afternoon, and said softly, "It's just past lunch time, no one has an appetite to eat now."

He picked up a rabbit and looked it over: "How did you find this place? Did you encounter any danger on the road?"

The voice was so gentle that it was not at all like the God worshiped by Wan Yao.

The rabbits pricked up their ears and said in unison: "In order to be able to offer sacrifices to God, we can handle all difficulties and hardships!"

Zhou Jingli was so cute that his heart trembled and he smiled.

His original body is a koi carp, which has been cultivated for 90 years and has ascended to the position of god.If you continue to practice for another ten years, you can reach the realm of longevity and heaven.

However, when Zhou Jingli passed by the world ten years ago, he accidentally lost his soul pill.The Life Soul Pill is condensed by the Yuanshen, and if it is lost, it is impossible to continue to practice.Zhou Jingli had no choice but to turn into an adult and search for his soul pill in the world.

If you lose your Life Soul Yuan Pill, you will not be able to use your divine power easily, and if you are not careful, it will be fatal.Therefore, Zhou Jingli sealed his divine power and only regarded himself as an ordinary person.

He has been idle in the world for a while, and later found that most ordinary people have to rely on work to make a living.So, he went to the bottom of the overpass to become a fortune-telling magic stick-in this world, no one is better at this than him.

A few days later, Zhou Jingli discovered that no one came to him for fortune-telling.

He is not an aunt who seems to be talking, let alone a yellow-toothed old man wearing sunglasses and a mustache.On the contrary, he has a good-looking skin with fair skin and gentle eyes, just like those scholars who were born in poverty in the old days.

No one asks him for fortune-telling, but quite a few people ask him for a blind date.

Zhou Jingli squatted under the bridge for a few days.At first, the aunts who danced in the square nearby came in groups to chat, and asked Zhou Jingli unequivocally if he had a house, what job he did, and how old he was this year.

No house, a fortune teller, the boss is not young - after all, ten thousand years is rounded up.

The aunts sighed, what a young man who looks pleasing to the eye, why doesn't he do some serious work and engage in these deceptive crooked ways?

Zhou Jingli: "..."

I'm sorry, but I'm a crooked patriarch.

Aunts came one after another every day, and they left one after another after hearing that Zhou Jingli had no house and no serious job.On the contrary, there are also those who don't dislike Zhou Jingli's penniless and hopeless, saying that they have several houses in their family, and they can give one to him on the condition that they become married.

Zhou Jingli: "..."

Before Zhou Jingli could say anything, the monsters lurking all around couldn't bear it anymore.All of a sudden, there was a gust of evil wind, and inexplicable dark clouds shrouded the overpass, and it was about to rain cats and dogs in an instant.

Judging from this posture, this aunt who is eager to seek a son-in-law may not be able to leave the overpass smoothly today.The monsters had good intentions, Zhou Jingli could only sigh helplessly, got up to pack his things, held up his umbrella, and sent aunt home.

Watching the aunt enter the house, Zhou Jingli put away the umbrella on the side of the road. Suddenly, the wind and rain stopped, the dark clouds cleared, and the sky was bright and clear.Zhou Jingli turned his head and glanced speechlessly at the monsters who followed him all the way.

The monsters have strange shapes, including common rabbits, crabs, chickens, ducks, and geese, and there are also Qilin, Pixiu, poor monsters whose real traces cannot be found.A road goes from bottom to top, and is tightly blocked - of course, ordinary people feel that the road is empty at this moment, because the temperature is inexplicably one or two degrees lower than other places.

"Don't follow me, let me want to be quiet and quiet." Zhou Jingli turned his head and walked away.

The lower the monster, the more difficult the path of cultivation.The easiest way is to serve the gods in exchange for cultivation.The more brutal and direct one is sacrifice.The monsters joyfully turned themselves into delicacies and dedicated them to the gods, and then they were separated from the mortal body and advanced to immortals.

In the past, Zhou Jingli was often in the deep mountains and lakes, and it was hard to find traces. The monsters had the heart to turn themselves into delicacies, but they couldn't find the master who sacrificed.Now that Zhou Jingli has finally come to the place of fireworks in the world, the monsters can't wait to offer Zhou Jingli delicacies day and night, so that they can ascend to the sky sooner.

Most of the time, Zhou Jingli would not refuse these sacrifices.But if you accept sacrifices every moment... you will die.

Now that he gave the order, the monsters naturally did not dare to disobey, and honestly petrified on the spot.After Zhou Jing left, they all gathered outside the aunt's house with a clatter.The roof, doors and windows, everything is tightly blocked.

Aunt: Hey, the house suddenly became so cool.

Zhou Jingli is not only the god, but also the god of the original body of the koi carp, with a lucky buff.As long as he doesn't get angry, anyone who meets him will be lucky.

This aunt who wanted to use the house to let Zhou Jingli marry, chatted with Zhou Jingli, and was sent home by Zhou Jingli himself. He did not know how many layers of koi buffs were stained on his body. Of course, the monsters would not let it go This opportunity for good luck.

Cultivation is so hard, if you can suffer less, you will suffer less.

The rabbits who appeared in the recording studio at this moment are also happily begging Zhou Jingli to let them sacrifice.After all, after walking such a long distance, I have lost several taels along the way. If I don’t cook it in time, it will become woody and it will not taste good.

Zhou Jingli has no intention of eating at all, and... these rabbits look cuter and cuter.He couldn't help but picked up another one, put a rabbit on each of the two bent knees, lowered his head slightly, and touched it with a smile.Soft and nice to the touch.

Zhang Mingfei walked in excitedly, and what he saw was exactly such a picture——

The weather in March has not yet fully warmed up, but the indoor heating has stopped.Zhou Jingli was wrapped in a black down jacket, with his back facing the main entrance, sitting on a color-matched beanbag sofa in the corner, leaning forward slightly, with his arms bent and hanging in the air on his thighs, touching the air slightly. back and forth.

Zhang Mingfei's eyes widened: "Hey, are you Parkinson's? It's a bit early for this disease. Do you want to go to the hospital for an examination?"

Zhou Jingli: "..."

Although they knew they would not be seen, they suddenly saw someone coming in, and the rabbits, who are easily startled by nature, rushed out with a splash, and walked away cleanly in an instant.

Zhou Jingli withdrew his hands, rested one arm on the armrest of the sofa, and rested his chin on the other, and glanced at Zhang Mingfei speechlessly.

Zhang Mingfei chuckled, Da Lala came over and said, "I think you've been idle for too long, and you're always acting weird, why don't you come back and do the dubbing. We're talking about a job, and the other party wants you by name!"

"Want me by name?" Zhou Jingli was a little surprised.

Zhou Jingli decided to change his profession after discovering that fortune-telling is not a serious profession in the eyes of human beings.

After sending the aunt who was eager to seek a son-in-law back, Zhou Jingli, who was walking on the road, passed by the Xicheng Studio, and saw many people squatting at the gate. They were dressed in different clothes, and some of them were quite good-looking.

A Mercedes-Benz stopped, and a man wearing a vest came out, and all those people surrounded him with a clatter.Zhou Jingli looked at it from a distance, and wondered, maybe this is also a god... there is no aura of Mingpo Yuandan on his body.

Then that person walked up to Zhou Jingli and said hi, "Here you come to audition?"

Hearing the word "audition", everyone's eyes lit up instantly, and they looked at Zhou Jingli with envy and envy.Zhou Jingli glanced at the publicity board of the studio not far away, looked at the dubbed film posters and the recruitment of voice actors posted there, and said silently: "Come...to audition."

Zhou Jingli's debut work is "Fish".The main creators of this film are all Hong Kong people, but the film needs to be re-dubbed if it is to be released in the Mainland.Zhou Jingli's role is exactly the male lead.

After the film was released, it became the crown of the annual film at that time and won numerous awards.The Hong Kong actor Nan Zhou who participated in the show even directly won several heavyweight actor kings and became popular all over Asia.Zhou Jingli also became a god in the dubbing circle because of this, and has been cooperating with Nanzhou since then, and has a very good personal relationship.

Five years ago, Nanzhou passed away, and the entertainment industry entered an era of major changes. Zhou Jingli didn't take on dubbing work very much, and only often hang around Zhang Mingfei's studio.

Zhang Mingfei also likes him to hang around, and everyone in the studio regards Zhou Jingli as a lucky mascot——

In order to ensure that there is no noise during the recording process, even the air conditioner in the recording studio cannot be turned on.Everyone works for hours on end, sweating profusely is the norm.But every time Zhou Jing leaves, everyone feels inexplicably comfortable.The newcomers who have played pia countless times will also feel like an old drama after seeing Zhou Jingli, and the sense of drama is very good.

Zhang Mingfei also found that if Zhou Jingli participated in the dubbing in person, not to mention that everyone's work efficiency would be exceptionally high, even this film would become popular all over the country and abroad.

Zhang Mingfei was very surprised when he first discovered this metaphysical law.

What is metaphysics?

To put it simply, Xiao X Teng, the God of Rain, Zhang Ozhong, the seat, and Zhou Jingli, the Lucky Buff—the mysterious power from the East.You don't have to believe it, but you can't overthrow it.

In recent years, the film and television and animation markets have undergone great changes.The decline of Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, the rise of online dramas, the blowout of small fresh meat in the Mainland, a large number of IP dramas dominate the screen, and idol dramas occupy half of the country.

Most of these idol dramas put their selling points on the small fresh meat who participated in the show.But these little fresh meats have almost no acting skills.In front of the camera, rely on a stand-in.Behind the camera, rely on dubbing.

The emergence of this type of IP drama, no matter how chaotic the market is, has given voice actors more job opportunities.

But Zhou Jingli, who has long been a god in the dubbing circle, is almost "unemployed".

Zhou Jingli worked as a radio MC for a period of time, and recorded narration for documentaries and so on.It's not that no film and television series came to him, but he put forward many strict and strange requirements, such as the number of episodes of a TV series should not exceed forty episodes, and so on.

Such a requirement is completely contrary to the endless stream of bad dramas, so Zhou Jingli basically can't get suitable roles.

It's a bit desperate, but who made Zhou Jingli's metaphysical aura be the mascot of the studio, so Zhang Mingfei has always followed him.

Many newcomers come out every year.After Zhou Jingli stopped dubbing, except for people in the industry and dubbing enthusiasts who remembered him, and his name appeared when taking stock of classic works, many people now don't know Zhou Jingli.

At this moment, Zhou Jingli was very surprised to hear that someone named him to dub.

Zhang Mingfei said: "It's that Fei Yu, a little fresh meat who is very popular recently, do you know that?"

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