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Yu Yang adjusted his mask and restrained his voice.

There was a stomach-warming smell of rice from the boat house opposite, and it was the time for dinner at ordinary people's homes.Yu Yang glanced back at Mo Zhui, who was hugging the wooden stake in a daze, like a little girl who was reprimanded by her parents.

Yu Yang turned around and tapped the boat pole with two fingers.Xiao Er heard the sound and trotted over from the horizontal ladder, grinned and said, "What do you need objectively?"

Yu Yang ordered one or two, and the second got the reward, and happily went back to order.

Mo Zhui didn't hear what they said, he just felt that the hero is not human, if it's for dinner, why should he politely ask him what he wants to eat, even though he will definitely say casually.Mo Zhuizheng was embarrassed, his head suddenly turned cold, what if the hero never thought of inviting him to dinner?

Forget it, it's not that he has never seen other people eat, anyway, he is also the number one waiter of the Eight Immortals Building.

Soon Xiao Er came back and handed Yu Yang a package.Yu Yang reached into the package and fumbled for a while, as if checking something, then nodded in satisfaction.Xiao Er understood, bowed his head and walked over to present the package to Mo Zhui respectfully. "Madam, your clothes."

puff!

Mo Zhui choked so much that his saliva flowed back into his nasal cavity, and he coughed several times.

Yu Yang seemed to acquiesce in the title of Xiao Er, and said to Mo Zhui: "Change your clothes, and stop being coquettish in public."

Very disgusting tone.

Mo Zhui had a cold face, turned behind the pillar, and changed his clothes in twos and threes. "I'll give you back the money for the clothes." The quality of the clothes is good, but he doesn't like the color. The inner clothes are actually red, and the outer clothes are goose yellow with moiré prints. The boots and hair crowns are all complete.

It's good to be well-dressed, but it's really awkward!This is the clothes of the son of the Fengyue occasion. He is a handyman for the proprietress. He is dressed so high-profile, what if the guests mistake him for the boss.What's more... Mo Zhui swallowed his throat, he may not be able to afford it!Holding the hair crown, he walked out from behind the stake, and said awkwardly: "Big brother, it doesn't fit."

Of course, the most annoying thing is its color.It's like something!

Yu Yang glanced at him and collapsed.The fabric on the clothes is all built around the waist, the hem of the clothes is high on the left and low on the right, and the belt has a jade buckle that doesn't work, but it's tied in a knot, and it's tied like a butterfly. The most unbearable thing is that a pair of trouser legs are hanging out of the boots. As embarrassed as a runaway lover.The original charm of the clothes is gone, and the gloomy look is just a kick.

"Damn it!" Mo Zhui bounced around his knees in pain, complaining endlessly.Before he could react, Yu Yang knelt down on one knee, grabbed his calf with one palm, took off his boots, tidied his trouser legs meticulously, and then put the boots back on.

Unable to stand for a while, and with nothing beside him to support him, Mo Zhui subconsciously supported Yu Yang's shoulders.

Yu Yang dictated: "The other foot."

"Oh..." Mo Zhui honestly changed his other foot. He wanted to refuse, but the hero's tone was undeniable.

After putting on the boots, Yu Yang got up and grabbed his belt to untie it.But it seems to be tight...

Yu Yang focused on untangling knots, at such a close distance, Mo Zhui quietly looked at Yu Yang's eyebrows, and found that Yu Yang's eyelashes were longer than those of any girl he had ever seen, and the outline of her face was just right, so she should look good.But after seeing the white turbidity on the mask, Mo Zhui immediately realized that the big brother's original intention seemed to be wrong, and suddenly took a few steps back.

"I'll do it myself!" Mo Zhui shuddered, and hurriedly untied his belt in one go.

Yu Yang was taken aback by his yelling, but still went up to meet him, straightened and smoothed his clothes, and tied his belt neatly.Looking at it again, Mo Zhui seemed to have been completely reborn, the literati charm in his bones was slightly revealed, his spirit was radiant, and he looked more and more slender.If people rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles.

Yu Yang went to get the hair crown in Mo Zhui's hand, intending to help him put it on.Mo Zhui immediately received it behind him, looking cautious, Yu Yang's hand stopped in the air.

Do you want to tangle up your hair for him and raise your eyebrows?

Yu Yang took a step forward, Mo Zhui immediately took a step back.One step forward, one step back...

"Squat down!" Yu Yang's eyes turned cold.

Mo Zhui squatted straight down without any sense of resistance.

Yu Yang grabbed Mo Zhui's hair, feeling like a mess. "Why is it so rough?" There was also a burnt smell.

"The tongs are hot." Those fake Western Regions in the kiln.

"Guest...guest guest officer?" Xiao Er was stunned when he came up, and almost knocked over the low table in his arms, only to see a person standing on the left side in front of him, a person squatting on the right side, and a pillar in the middle blocked something.

Yu Yang pretended not to hear about it, and twisted his unreasonable hair into a ball, put the hair crown on it, and straightened it. "Parents who suffer from body hair and skin, did your father let you spoil your hair?"

"Ah!" Mo chased and pulled his hair, it hurts!

After tying up her hair, Yu Yang raised Mo Zhui's chin, looked it over, and it was much more pleasing to the eye, and said, "Go wash your face."

That scene, tsk tsk tsk!Xiao Er's blood spurted, his old face blushed, even though he was used to wandering around the city that never sleeps, he couldn't hold back the two slender bodies that were so slovenly and troublesome.

There is a basin of water on the side, don't chase after it, there are 1 question marks in your heart.There are wonderful flowers every year, especially this year.As I was chattering, I suddenly found that the clothes fit well, not to mention the underwear, it was rare for the shoes to fit well.Fu Qian hasn't bought him any shoes that fit his feet in seven years.The big brother has good eyesight and can see his size at a glance.

Wait, what if Xiao Er has good eyesight.That's not right, Xiao Er has good eyesight and shouldn't call him "Madam".

Mo Zhui wiped his face and went back, Xiao Er, who had a nosebleed, had already set up a table for dinner, and Yu Yang was sitting upright beside him, as elegant as a Confucian scholar who did not eat fireworks.Shouldn't the sitting posture of Jianghu people be very bold and open their legs?

The aroma of the food is overwhelming, the posture of a hero is no longer worth paying attention to, but the delicacies on the table are worth paying attention to.A second ago he doubted the hero's identity, but at this moment he is sure that the hero is a real prodigal son.Because the table is full of fish!

Steamed sea bass, fish head soup with pickled cabbage, fish ball and bean curd stick soup, sweet and sour fish, grilled fish in lotus leaf, fish head with chopped pepper, braised crucian carp...

Mo Zhui couldn't help but blurted out: "Big Brother! Are you going against Zhou and Fuyan!"

In Dazhou, it is forbidden to eat fish!Ordinary people can sneakily eat some during the holidays, but court officials must strictly discipline themselves. If they eat, they will be reported and have to write a self-criticism, and then record a sum on the file, which will become an indelible stain. There will be no possibility of promotion.In the whole world, I am afraid that only the people in the world dare to mess around and make trouble.

This strange taboo is attributed to the first emperor, because the first emperor has a "fish" in his name.During the late Emperor's reign, fish was never banned, and the feudal princes and kings who had feuds with the late Emperor still ate fish every day, and even included fish in the book of rites, demanding that all the use of pigs and sheep in the country's important ceremonies and sacrifices should be fish.It's like if the whole people eat fish, the first emperor will die.

After the first emperor became the Son of Heaven, the people were afraid of violating taboos, so they spontaneously began to eat less fish and not to eat fish. Over time, it became a convention to regard fish as a holy thing.After the death of the first emperor, the world amnesty, and after three years of mourning, it should be open to eat fish.Unexpectedly, Wen Houyi ordered that fish be banned nationwide, which "sublimated" the concept of morality into the category of law.The culprit is still the first emperor, who is very good at it. He gave the crown prince the word "Zi Jiang" and the princess the word "Tou Tang". What about the people who eat fish heads?

One does not do two endlessly, and the whole country simply does not eat fish.Since then, Da Zhou's cats have stopped being picky eaters, and the mice have disappeared.

Speaking of which, the first emperor was also a ruthless character, and Yu Yang gave him the name "depressed" before he was born, which made the listeners feel sad and those who heard it shed tears.How could the Empress Wen tolerate it, demanded violence, and persisted in pinching her for two years before the late emperor reluctantly accepted her, changing the prince's "depressed" to "Yu Yang" and the princess' "Yu Xue" to "Yu Yang"? "Yu Yuan".

To this day, Empress Dowager Wen can't change her words, and still calls Yu Yang by her nickname "Ah Mun".

Fortunately, An Yi was not born of the late emperor, so he was not poisoned by the late emperor.It is said that back then the late emperor had the urge to name An Yi "Yu Zhi Huan", but he was rejected by some evil force.An Yi is not afraid of eating fish, his family's tradition is to eat fish.The late emperor once fed him fish, and if others accused him of eating fish, he would reveal the late emperor's gold medal for avoiding death.However, "the world is going downhill", and fewer and fewer people dare to cook fish for him.

One of the reasons why Mo Zhui likes to visit the city that never sleeps is that he can eat fish.This forbidden fish is like forbidden Ding Shu, the more forbidden, the more uncontrollable people are, and Mo Zhui found that he loves fish more than ever.

And blatantly ordering a table... Mo Zhui was immediately full of respect for the big brother, this kind of courage is unmatched by others!

If Yu Yang had shown this domineering aura earlier, Mo Zhui would have become his crotch long ago!

Mo Zhui poured a glass of wine to respect Yu Yang, and asked doubtfully, "Brother, do you still support your family?"

"There is an old man, a wife, but no children. Why do you ask this?"

There was admiration in Mo Zhui's eyes: "Aren't you afraid that everyone will be executed?"

You don't need to use all the doors, just beheading one is enough.Yu Yang was silent for a moment, and said: "If you don't eat fish, you won't be able to keep it." After finishing speaking, he picked up his chopsticks and added a whole sweet and sour fish to Mo Zhui's bowl.

Mo Zhui was stunned for a while: "You don't eat fish? Why do you still order?"

"I...don't eat sweets (yu)."

"Then eat fish eyes." Mo Zhui picked up the chopsticks with his left hand, and clumsily stabbed at the eye sockets of the steamed sea bass. After a while, he picked out the fish eyes, scooped them up with a small spoon, and put them into the Yuyang bowl.

There is no foodie that cannot be solved with one meal. If there is, it will be two meals.Mo Zhui and the big brother are inseparable from each other.

Yu Yang smelled the smell of fish, and suddenly felt stuffy in his chest, feeling uncomfortable.But without hesitation, he swallowed the fish eyes into his stomach in one breath.

Mo Zhui laughed, and dug a few more fish eyes for Yu Yang, and he opened his heart, eating with his hands looking at the plate, gobbling it voraciously, leaving his mouth full of oil.

Eating fish with this kind of food will punish the nine clans!Onions have to be peeled layer by layer, let alone the body of the royal family - fish!Forget it, the law has written regulations, eating must be elegant, and the attitude must be pious!

"Be careful of the fishbone stuck." Yu Yang didn't know how to persuade him, but the guy still ate like before, seeing death as home. "Xiaoer, Xiaoer! Bring the altar of vinegar!" Prepare it first, so that it can be rescued at any time.

After eating four fish, Mo Zhui was a bit full.Yu Yang is worrying unfoundedly, there is no need to worry about Mo Zhui being caught by a fishbone, because Mo Zhui eats so much that there are not even bones left.Yu Yang faintly felt—spine pain.

When I was full, I started to drink fish soup.Finally, Mo Zhui was free, picked up the spoon slowly, sipped the soup politely, and said without hesitation, "You have a wife and you still come out to fool around?"

Yu Yang glanced at him: "He also runs out to hang out, and rarely comes home."

"How often does she come home?"

"The shortest is three or four months, and the longest is six or seven years."

Mo Zhui didn't know what to say for a while. "You people in the Jianghu... you are so beautiful! Have you ever thought about changing your wife and remarrying? Well, a husband and a child, a daughter-in-law is used to keep at home, it is not good to be away all the time."

Yu Yang drank a glass of mulled wine, with an intentional taste: "If he really understands this truth, it will be fine."

"Compared with your wife, who is richer?"

"I."

"Is she hooking up outside?" The big brother is rich and stylish, and his temper is not bad.Mo Zhui thought, if this fails to keep women, is it because of sexual incompetence?

"While flamboyant, attracting bees and butterflies, flirting with flowers and grass."

"Hey! Your first or her first."

"He." As if he couldn't get enough of his grievances, Yu Yang added, "I've always been stubborn, and recently I fell in love with the one in the kitchen. I don't know how many people he's better than."

Such a man丨wife is too much!Mo Zhuiyi was filled with indignation: "You still want her?"

"Thinking about it."

"Consider..." Mo Zhui was so stunned that he couldn't speak.

"I died once. I stood on the top of the building and wanted to jump down. He rushed over to persuade me, but I didn't listen to him..."

Yu Yang looked towards the sea with hazy eyes, as if he was looking back at the past and telling the reason why he did not divorce his wife.Mo Zhui propped up his chin and listened carefully.

"I jumped down and killed him together with him."

"Um...and then?"

"I want to have a normal meal with him sometime."

Mo Zhui was speechless, he didn't know where to start, and only secretly classified Yu Yang into a certain group of people. "Brother, did you take drugs today..."

Before Mo Zhui could finish his sentence, his complexion suddenly changed, and his scorched hair stood on end!

"how?"

"Dog! The emperor's dog!" Mo Zhui was beaten back into a cowardly state in an instant, shrank back, and whispered fearfully.

Yu Yang glanced sideways, and found that the attendant had found this place, became angry, and slammed his palm on the table.The board of the ship trembled, and the flag "sensibly" fell down.A group of people cringed in fright, and ran away with the dog.

"Hey!" After seeing him for a long time, Mo Zhui was dumbfounded and said in admiration, "Big brother, what trick did you use?"

Yu Yang's hands were numb, and he said reservedly: "It's a mosquito-repellent and insect-repelling palm."

"It's worse than the boulders I've seen on my chest! Brother, do you have a title in Jianghu?"

Yu Yang paused, and said: "Yizhangqing. Where did you just say?"

"Huh? Forgot."

The author has something to say:

The title of the article was originally "Official Liao Collective", which is more suitable for the content of the article, and I also like it better, but I have no choice but to suck the stamp, so I decided to "Royal First-Class Registered Painter".

This article is empty, and the setting of official positions is very weak.It imitated the Sangong Jiuqing and imitated the six departments of the three provinces, and set up an additional remonstrance department.It doesn't affect the plot, but the name may have a sense of time jumping.

Reminder: The one who is reborn is Gong, and the one who suffers is split personality (the kind of split personality I defined)