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"My son, please greet the queen mother."

Empress Dowager Wen was as happy as an ordinary woman, and directly led Yu Yang to the table and sat down. "But I'm looking forward to my son coming back. Look, it's all your favorite food." He couldn't wait to add a piece of rotten boiled pigeon meat to Yu Yang's bowl, and said, "I haven't seen you for a few months, Mian'er has lost weight a lot. Fast food."

Yu Yang ate quietly, thinking that his home was no different from ordinary people's homes, and An Yi's father also happily urged the prodigal son who had returned home from a long journey to eat.

The Empress Dowager knew better how to get along with parents and children, and deliberately avoided all kinds of unpleasant topics in the court, saying: "What new things can you encounter when you go out of the palace?"

"Yes." Yu Yang served a bowl of lotus seed soup in return to the Queen Mother, although his face was not happy, but his tone was very happy, and he said seriously, "There is a happy event, a couple is married, and all the villagers in the town congratulate them. It was lively with gongs and drums for three days and three nights."

There was some quarrel, and it was a marriage problem. The queen mother became interested: "A beautiful woman, right? How about the wedding customs there? You can see the face of the bride. Does she look like a fish or a wild goose?"

"The marriage customs there are very open. The bride doesn't cover her head. It's true that she looks like a fish and a wild goose, but she's a man."

The Queen Mother seemed to have misheard, and maintained a understanding smile: "Does the bride look like a man?"

"No, it's two men getting married, and everyone blesses them." He added bluntly, "Both parents don't object, very happy."

Four big characters appeared on the Queen Mother's face without any concealment—I dare not agree, and she smiled dryly: "The folks are really tolerant."

The air was suddenly quiet.

Yu Yang realized that on this issue, he and his mother were still at odds with each other.I buried my head to eat, and I was no longer in the mood to talk.

The palace servants entered the hall and asked for instructions: "The Minister of Dali Temple is waiting outside the hall."

The Queen Mother glanced at Guan Que suspiciously, and said, "You asked him to come here."

Without raising his head, Yu Yang said, "I called. Send him in."

The queen mother was about to eat some, when she heard this, she put down her chopsticks sullenly.

Xu Yan walked into the hall and saw Yu Yang's mother and son eating, and bowed embarrassingly in the distance.

"Don't be dazed, sit across from me." Then he told the maid, "Don't add more bowls and chopsticks."

Xu Yan hurriedly said: "Thank you for your kindness, I have eaten."

Yu Yang drank a cup of hot tea slowly, and took a cold look at Xu Yan.Xu Yan's heart trembled, although Yu Yang didn't make a sound, but his eyes clearly said: "Do you dare to resist the order?"

Xu Yan sat down at the table helplessly.Yu Yang got up, and presented Xu Yan with a bowl of exquisite sour plum cheese with both hands, respectfully: "I heard that Aiqing likes sweets."

Xu Yan hurriedly took a look at the queen mother, who looked like an angry phoenix, silent.He got up to catch the cheese with both hands, buried his head and said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward."

"Why do my family members have to be polite, you have a try." Despite Yu Yang's words, his actions are regular, and he regards himself as an outsider.

Xu Yan's real name is Xu Li, and the Empress Dowager favored her and gave her the name Yan. This is an unattainable honor that countless people dream of.Yu Yang then gave him the surname Yu, so Yu Yang, Yu Yuan, Yu Yan...the meaning is profound, it can be said that it is not overwhelming.Because of his name, he has ascended to the top, but the taste of this kind of honor, I am afraid that only those who have suffered can't understand it.

Xu Yan thought for a moment, and decided to be a quiet wooden man and let Yu Yang manipulate him.In the end it was the emperor and his wife who were fighting each other, and the ulterior motives were not his concern, what else could he do but obey his orders.He gulped down the cheese in one gulp, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and praised: "Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste!"

"Hahaha, refreshing!" Yu Yang stood up, grabbed a steamed crab and stuffed it into Xu Yan's bowl, "Come again!"

"Come on." Xu Yan obediently grabbed the crab and gnawed it, like a fool.

Yu Yang asked while eating: "When will Aiqing get married? I heard that you have been dating a girl named Cao Feng for a long time?"

Xu Yan paused: "I'm busy with business, I never thought about getting married."

Whether intentionally or not, Yu Yang said, "Cao Feng has an elder brother named Cao Lin, right?"

Xu Yan immediately realized that Yu Yang's words were for the Queen Mother, and kept silent.

Yu Yang: "Cao Lin, I don't even know about the new minister of the Ministry of Justice. Congratulations, Yu Yan, you are also getting married quickly, and you can make a good couple! The queen mother has been looking forward to holding a grandson, you have to hurry up."

Shangshu of the Ministry of Justice—an important official position, the new official actually surpassed him as the emperor when he took office.Is he an ornament!

"Emperor." The Empress Dowager spat out two words, cold and severe.

Yu Yang got up and saluted: "Queen Mother, I have finished eating, I will take my leave first." Without waiting for the Queen Mother to agree, he left Weiyang Palace with his sleeves shaken.

When Yu Yang walked away, the Queen Mother angrily took over the table, her eyes were full of anger, "Yu Yang, you are a traitor!"

Xu Yan immediately retreated from his seat to the steps, bowed his knees and said: "The empress dowager calm down."

Queen Mother: "It's none of your business, step back."

"Yes."

The next day, the sun was rising, and the Hanyuan Hall opened a day of grand dynasties.Yu Yang put on the yellow robe, sat on the seat of the Ninth Five-Year Lord again, and looked down at the courtiers.

A minister said: "Your Majesty, An Yi is dead, and the Huns' marriage... how should I answer?"

Yu Yang said concisely: "Tell me the truth."

"This..." the minister hesitated, "The marriage is a matter of great importance. If it is not handled properly, once the Huns take advantage of it, the situation will become serious."

"If the Xiongnu wants to pick a problem, there is no excuse. Although it is necessary to handle it properly, there is only one principle: no flattery. I will not appease him with gold or silver, let alone compensate his comfortable substitute. I don't owe him anything. If he compromises, the matter will be settled, if he does not compromise, tell him clearly, if I am not willing, he will never want to take someone away from Da Zhou."

Da Zhou Ruruo, who was attached to him, was still a weak and small country that bowed his head to the outside world and allowed himself to be bullied. His rebirth was in vain.

Everyone could vaguely hear Yu Yang's meaning - I will be punished if I commit crimes, they timidly whispered to each other, neither the queen mother's party nor the emperor's party disagreed.The Xiongnu is a frightening wolf, like a lunatic favored by heaven, devouring the eight wildernesses and ruling a territory wider than the Great Zhou.In the face of such a powerful enemy, all countries can bear it as much as they can.

Jing He stood up and said, "Not at all. If one person can send off the Xiongnu, don't use thousands of troops."

Yu Yang raised his hand to stop, and said: "I have gone through vicissitudes for more than 20 years, and I will not be threatened and invaded again. The major military camps are always on alert."

Jing He was worried, and Yu Yang's attitude seemed to be a decision made after a long time of deliberation. "Arrogance" is good, but yesterday he made it very clear that they are poor.

It is better to look at the reaction of the Huns first. It is much more reliable to make decisions based on the attitude of the Huns, so this matter is temporarily shelved.

Another minister said: "Your Majesty, the case of King Li's tomb has already begun. The tomb robbery gang is composed of premeditated traders. The reason is that there are big buyers in Luocheng Everbright City who are willing to pay high prices for the treasures of King Li's tomb. They organize the theft and bribe Two guards guarding the tomb were arrested. Now the prisoner has been detained in prison, waiting for the court to deal with it. The merchants and people in the city that never sleeps are panic-stricken and unable to avoid it. , the people of Li strongly demanded an explanation from the imperial court."

Those who only seek profit and ignore the difficulties of governing the country should not be tolerated.

Yu Yang: "The prisoner's head is displayed to the public. All the recovered funeral objects are returned to the king's tomb, and the missing ones are filled from the treasury. The coffin of King Li is reset, and an explanation is given to the people of Li."

Some matters were discussed on the left and right, and the dynasty was coming to an end.In the end, Yu Yang ordered: "From now on, the whole country is open to eating fish. Let's set up a festival called 'Fish Festival'. Today when you go home, all of you will kill fish for me to eat." The last three words were sonorous and forceful.

Everyone who eats fish has no objection, just: "Why, Your Majesty?"

Seriously: "At the beginning of summer, there is a lot of rain in the south, and there are many floods. The autumn harvest will be greatly affected. I have not eaten fish for more than [-] years during the Great Zhou Dynasty, and most of the fish have become fine. Eating fish can alleviate the emergency of food shortage, and can prevent evil spirits from making trouble."

All the ministers seem to understand but do not understand: "The minister obeys the order."

—— "Dong Dong!" There was a knock on the door of the small house under the moon.

After dinner, Ding Lu's daughter-in-law was washing dishes in the kitchen, when she heard the sound, she looked up at the door: "Who is it?"

There was no answer outside the door, and the knock on the door continued.

"Here we come!" Wife Ding wiped her hands and turned to open the door.

The wind was strong at night, making the windows creak and creak.The door opened slowly, and a figure in fluttering white clothes suddenly appeared in the eyes. When the wind blew, the man's three-foot shirt hem was rolled up, revealing two slender, bare, sinful legs, and he was stepping on wooden clogs carelessly.The most contrived and disgusting thing is that there is a folding fan used by literati on the waist, a jar of wine on the left, and a pot of roses on the right.

"Rogue!" Ding's daughter-in-law screamed in fright, and immediately kicked the man in the crotch.

"Hooligans?" Ding Lu put his son down, fucked the guy and rushed out the door, "Auntie, get out of the way, where is the stinky hooligan!"

Wife Ding pointed to the person lying on the ground: "There!"

Ding Lu was about to take a picture with a shovel, but saw that this person seemed familiar.

The man clutched his crotch and got up in pain, went to pick up the clogs that flew three meters away, and came back complaining: "Sister-in-law is very skilled!"

"An whoring?" Ding Lu put his sleeve on An Yi's head and dragged him towards the room, ordering his wife to say, "Quickly close the door."

Ding Lu took out a jar of medicinal wine from the corner and poured it on An Yi's crotch, and asked impatiently, "I heard that your house was on fire, so I knew you wouldn't die so easily. What's going on?"

An Yi relieved the pain, and explained: "I hid from the Huns and cheated to death. Well, I have only left Luzhou for a few years, and the women in the imperial capital are going against the sky, and they actually spanked my ass!"

Women in Luzhou are very powerful nowadays, as long as they see a man they like, they can come forward to strike up a conversation.If a man refuses to comply, it will be considered impolite.

"The empress dowager and the princess have taken the lead. Nowadays, women are domineering and unrestrained, and a suave young man will inevitably suffer a disadvantage when walking on the street. I am considering whether to write to the Ministry of Punishment, proposing to establish a law for weak men to counterattack and self-defense legally." He joked, "Today How many times were you beaten?"

"Not many, just seven or eight times." An Yi rubbed her hot buttocks.

Ding Lu slapped An Yi's thigh: "You're so dishonest, why don't you wear pants?"

"Didn't I just take off my trousers and pretend to be a hooligan because women have nothing to do?" He said holding up the things he brought, "Here, I brought you a 20-year-old bamboo leaf green from my house, this pot of roses for my wife. How about you?" What about the two monkey children, take them out and let me have a look."

"The monkey is sleeping in the back room. I understand that you gave me wine, but why did you give my daughter-in-law Rose?"

"Didn't you say that drinking rose petals in water can regulate a woman's menstruation?"

Ding Lu pressed An Yi's head and warned: "I don't want you to worry about my woman!"

"Take it easy, I understand the truth! Brothers and wives can't be bullied!"

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