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——"My lords, An Yi has remembered!"

"I am cured?"

"All right."

Chen You and others rushed to watch, their appearance was shocking, and everyone was in admiration of An Yi.Ease is always stronger than they imagined, making them dull.Just ask, who dares to greet the emperor with a slap besides him, and on the first side of the reunion after a long absence.

An Yi was tied to a chair, looked around at the person in front of her, without saying a word.The atmosphere was formal, not a class reunion.

Ding Lu stepped forward, leaned close to An Yi's face, and carefully looked at his eyebrows. His eyes were indeed more focused than before, but the natural smile at the corners of his eyes disappeared inexplicably.Asked, "Know who I am?"

"Could it be Mr. Ding Caiwei, the famous daughter-in-law of the Great Zhou Dynasty." An Yiyu smiled, and the wave energy inside came out of his bones. "you lost weight."

Ding Lu had mixed feelings for a moment, smiled gratifiedly, and said to Chen You: "He is fine, untie him quickly."

Chen You stepped up suspiciously, and asked tentatively, "Who am I?"

Hit the nail on the head: "Chen Chicken."

That's right, it's the fairy!

Xu Yan had nothing to do with An Yi, so he straightened his cuffs, and said indifferently: "Now that I remember it, it's good to rest tonight, take time to look at the case file, and the class will start tomorrow morning."

A group of prison officers untied the ropes on his body and led him to the cell.An Yi's unsmiling appearance seemed to have sharp thorns all over his body, which made people afraid to get close to him, even the little official dared not push him.

An Yi glanced at Xu Yan coldly, got up and walked towards the cell with Ding Lu as if nothing had happened, and asked in a low voice, "How many years is it now?"

Ding Lu hesitated for a moment: "Dazhou is 27 years old. Don't you know?"

"You may not believe it, I don't know what I did, like sleepwalking. I woke up three times, the first time was 23 years, the second time was 26 years, the third time was the beginning of the year, and now it is the fourth time."

An Yi glanced at the budding new willows beside the road and the flying swallows on the roof beams, then looked at the wet stone road under his feet, and said, "Yes, I woke up once two months ago."

For the first time, he found that he had been sleepwalking for three years, and he was a monk, and he had an ancient Dharma name—"passing away", his heart almost collapsed.It's despicable and dirty, it's a disaster for the country and the people, and it's ulterior motives!It's as clean as a piece of paper, it's a waste of his sinister face that was born to seduce the Lord.After sleepwalking one after another, he became numb and got used to it.

Ding Lu was almost dizzy with anger, it seemed that An Yi also couldn't remember what Mo Zhui had done, and the matter never ended. "I believe. Do you know how you can wake up?"

An Yi settled down, her thoughts were in a trance for a while, and she pretended to be ignorant: "I don't know."

The two didn't look at each other, each had their own thoughts, bowed their heads and walked side by side, stepping in unison, which was natural and there was no need to do it deliberately.From this coincident detail, Ding Lu feels that An Yi has really returned.

"Do you know Mo Zhui?" Ding Lu asked.

"do not know."

Ding Lu took a deep breath, wondering if An Yi ran into that wandering soul named "Mo Zhui" after walking at night?

An Yi: "What's wrong?"

Ding Lu wrote lightly: "It's nothing, a shabby settler who yelled that he saw you beat him every time."

"Neuropathy."

An Yi's mind was filled with energy, and her focus shifted elsewhere: "Is there a woman in the prison?"

Ding Lu: "Hey! How long have you been awake, and you've been looking for women all the time, shouldn't you be concerned about how I've been doing these past few years?"

Persistence: "Ask if you have a woman?"

Ding Lu had nothing to do with him: "You were the only prisoner in that cell, and there were a few female prisoners in the cell next door who went out of their way to murder their husbands."

"Go and buy some wine and horse tags."

Ding Lu was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"Go to the next cell to rub cards tonight."

Suddenly enlightened: "Okay!"

Ding Lu bouncingly turned to the gate, going to buy something.Yu Yang stared at the two of them suspiciously, feeling ominous, thinking of the way they swaggered through the market that year, he felt hatred from his heart.He said to his attendants, "lock Ding Lu up."

"Yes."

So the two were sent back to the prison, and even the food became worse.

Ding Lu howled like a caged pig: "Your Majesty, I haven't broken any law!"

An Yi took a sip of rough tea quietly, then burped inadvertently, a poisonous smell came out from his stomach, and he immediately felt sick. "Did I eat/shit?"

Ding Lu hugged the doorpost and nodded repeatedly: "I ate it three days ago."

"There's plenty of stamina." Although An Yi felt nauseous, she still keenly sensed the element of "shit", with a hint of evil in the corners of her eyes, she lay on her back on the haystack and was satisfied. "My wife is nearby."

"It's amazing, you can feel it." Ding Lu thought he was thinking of Bai Shuiqin, and deliberately joked, "Then guess who it is?"

"No guess." An Yi didn't know who it was, but he was sure that person would be a "shit".An Yi stared at Fangliang obsessively, and said to himself: "There are two shadows in my heart, they are slowly approaching, and when they overlap, I will know who my wife is."

Ding Lu's thoughts were vague for a moment, and he lay down next to An Yi, leaning into his ear and whispering, "What happened that night, I waited for you at the ferry for five days, but I didn't see you."

An Yi realized that the partition wall has ears, turned over and pressed on Ding Lu's body, buried her head in Ding Lu's ear, raised and lowered her hands to pretend to be ambiguous, and said cautiously: "I was caught by the Queen Mother, drinking a glass of poisoned wine and thrown into the mass grave."

Ding Lu understood, raised his legs to wrap around An Yi's waist, and tore off the hair crown on An Yi's head. His disheveled hair immediately fell down, covering their faces. "You have an hour, what happened?"

It was a big surprise.An Yi felt uncomfortable all over: "I don't know why I fainted, and I woke up in Weiyang Palace."

Ding Lu pulled the quilt over his head, and the two were tall and tall, exposing their overlapping ankles. "You lied. If you were in the Queen Mother's Weiyang Palace, would you still be alive?"

An Yi: "The queen mother is drunk and unconscious."

Ding Lu: "The queen mother is drunk, but the eunuchs and maids are not blind. Didn't anyone tell the queen mother that you were the one who pretended to be the queen? Don't you pursue it afterwards?"

An Yi: "It should be my father who took care of the aftermath."

Chen Fu was the adoptive father pointed out to An Yi by the late emperor, and he was highly regarded by the late emperor. He was the chief eunuch in the palace, not An Yi's own father.

The two fell silent, but the queen mother didn't know about it.If he had known about it, An Yi would have been wanted by the imperial court when "The Picture of a Humble Jing Opera" came out.But ignorance is unbelievable, how big a crime is it to pretend to be a queen?How could the Queen Mother dismiss it hastily, without even figuring out the person pretending to be the Queen.

An Yi: "Your Majesty... are you here to arrest me?"

Ding Lu: "It depends on the situation. I suspect that the emperor doesn't even know it's you. I heard from Meng Yuan that His Majesty was so drunk that night that he was in a daze and couldn't distinguish between people and things."

and so…

An Yi instantly felt ashamed, hugged Ding Lu tightly, as if remembering an extremely unforgivable stupid thing, bit Ding Lu's collar and pulled it, venting his sulking with a "woo woo woo".

So it means that Yu Yang didn't distinguish between humans and animals that night, so it's not impossible to treat him like a dog? !

Ding Lu was stunned: "Yo, what's the matter?"

An Yi blew his nose and wiped Ding Lu's collar.What do you think about that incident: "Butt hurts!"

The quilt was lifted suddenly, and the two looked up, and saw several prisoners.

An Yi had her face rectified, put her messy hair behind her ears, lazily pressed it against Ding Lu's chest, and played with Ding Lu's clean chin affectionately, saying without anyone else: "He loves what I want, Isn't it against the law?"

Prison officer: "This is a prison."

Ding Lu stroked An Yi's hair, and said to his face, "What happened to the prison is better than the wind and rain in the suburbs..."

An Yi: "Sunshine and rainy."

With one voice: "We promise not to make a sound."

There is a tacit understanding, a design made in heaven!

The jailer had goose bumps all over his body, he had never seen such a brazen person!Playing off the two of them forcefully, they were locked in a cell far apart, and said: "Your Majesty has an order, if you two are not careful, you will be punished by Ding Lu."

"Why!" The boat of friendship capsized, Ding Lu betrayed the revolution, "He seduced me first."

"Childish." An Yi spat, and lay back on the haystack.It's not spitting on Ding Lu, but spitting on Yu Yang.

There is nothing to say about the wind beside the pillow, the two can only call each other across the air.

"Hey! I married Xiaokeng and gave birth to a pair of dragon and phoenix embryos. I am three years old!"

An Yi was shocked, and said happily, "What's the monkey's name?"

"Ding Ding, Ding Dang."

The jailer couldn't help but interjected, "Life is perfect, why are you messing around with An Yi?"

Ding Lu: "None of your business! Lao An, when will you start a family?"

An Yi thought about it, but the good times didn't last long. "It's coming soon."

Yu Yang clenched his fists tightly outside the prison, sweating profusely.

Ding Lu: "But Miss Shuiqin?"

An Yi: "Not necessarily."

Yu Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

Ding Lu was surprised: "Not necessarily? You don't know who to marry yet?"

"An underground mistress, I don't know who it is."

"Fuck! You still have an underground mistress?" Ding Lu secretly sighed, if An Yi's favorite person is not Bai Shuiqin, then wouldn't he be a disservice, giving the girl hope and breaking the girl's heart!

"It's always been there." An Yi was mentally prepared and asked, "Do you know who is the person who fed me 'shit'?"

"Your Majesty. Who else has such a big grudge against you except him."

!!!

An Yi suddenly went numb: "Who did I ask?"

Confirm again and again: "His Majesty made it himself!"

When it was over, the eyebrows of the underground mistress gradually became clear.

That year his study was haunted by ghosts, and a ghost floated from nowhere.He regards it as his mistress, and vows to marry the prankster no matter what.

He purposely said to the mouse: "Mice, mouse, do you know what I like to eat most? Durian piquant! Adding some Chinese toon buds and minced garlic is just wonderful. What, you think it smells bad? Let me tell you. The person who shares the same taste as your father and I will be your mother from now on!"

He thought at the time: Believe it or not, I still can't catch you.

He told the mice that he loves to eat "shit", not because he really likes to eat "shit", but to mark people who are willing to eat "shit" for him.His mistress must be hiding behind the door and eavesdropping. If you meet someone with a "shit" smell in the future, don't worry about him, and go to sleep first.

He firmly believes that no one else in the world can come up with such a shocking dish except him.

However, the little whore who knows how to make "shit" is actually Yu Yang.what's the situation!