The mage is out of order

The little girl looked at Liu Jingheng, then at Gu Feng, and giggled, "Brother Jing and Brother Tu are such an interesting couple, why don't you get married!"

Cough cough, even Gu Feng couldn't help it this time, this little girl is so insane and endless!

Unexpectedly, the little girl continued to say: "Although I think brother Jing is a bit disadvantaged, he is a good example of a good wife!"

Gu Feng hurriedly picked up the food, he had a premonition that if he didn't eat it quickly, there would be no food for a while.

"A good wife?" Liu Jingheng stared at the little girl, "Why am I not a husband?"

Gu Feng continued to pick up the rice, it was broken, Zijin was talking nonsense, no matter whether it is a good wife or a husband, it shouldn't be what they should call each other!It seems that Zijin is obviously angry.

"Isn't there a saying that if you have a good wife in your family, your husband will not suffer misfortune? You see, my native brother listens to you more." The little girl pointed her index fingers at both hands. The purest kind of love."

Brother Tu, Brother Tu, don't call me Brother Tu, if you call me a little longer, your brother will really go to hell.It is also the purest breed, not a Tibetan mastiff, or a husky, what do you want such a pure breed for?

"I can see all the sex between you now, uh uh, it doesn't sound very good, love, yes, love." The little girl is still immersed in her love world.

Liu Jingheng had already put down his chopsticks, and Gu Feng stepped up to attack the food.

"Oh? Tell me, where can we tell that there is love between us?" Liu Jingheng still had a slight smile on his face, and Gu Feng obviously felt cold.

Zijin, calm down, calm down.Gu Feng knew the anger and danger behind Liu Jingheng's smile.

"If you look at Renji with a rotten eye, I can tell at a glance. It's amazing. By the way, tell me how many times you have kissed. When was the first kiss, where was it, or...have you slept?"

What Gu Feng wants most now is to shoot this gossip girl to death. This is not a little girl, she is clearly an aunt who gossips on the street.

Liu Jingheng tilted his head, looked at Gu Feng, and asked word by word: "Did you teach these on the road, or who taught them?"

With rice stuffed in his mouth, Gu Feng hurriedly waved his hands with his chopsticks, meaning how could it be taught by me, obviously not!

Liu Jingheng looked at the little girl again, "Little girl, why did you come here?"

The little girl didn't hear the answer she wanted, and was very dissatisfied, but she answered anyway, "Brother Kai, he asked me to help Brother Tu."

"Oh? Have you been following your brother Kai before?"

"Well, I have always been a member of Brother Kai, and I have followed Brother Kai for decades."

At this time, Gu Feng was also full, so he put down the bowls and chopsticks. Because he ate too fast, the food rushed into his throat, and even hiccups were a bit boring, so he had to rub his stomach with his hands, which made him feel better. Hearing what the little girl said It was a bit outrageous, and he continued, "My brother didn't live to be 30 years old, how could he let you follow him for decades."

The little girl stared at him, very dissatisfied, "Why don't I call you brother Tu, my brother Kai has already passed away from life and death, what died is just a skin, and it is the identity that can take care of you in this life, hmph, what's so good about you?" , Let my brother Kai take care of you for so many years."

Gu Feng was so choked that he had nothing to say, he couldn't blame this little girl for being eloquent, it's been decades, even with the thinking of a child, he must have seen more things than himself!

"Then you are a ghost now?" Liu Jingheng was obviously very interested in this.

"She's not." Gu Feng finally found his own words, he has confidence in this.

"I'm not. I'm half a ghost. I was five years old when I died. Ghosts can also cultivate immortality. I'm lucky. I met brother Kai and let me follow him. You can already manifest in the human world and live like a human being." The little girl said it seriously at this time.

"Gu Kai, what is it now?" Liu Jingheng was most concerned about this.

"Brother Kai is a loose fairy!" The little girl covered her mouth, "It's broken, brother Kai won't let me say that."

After all, she is a little girl, no matter how many years she has been cultivating immortals, her thinking cannot keep up with adults for a while. After all, she has never experienced more adult suffering and old people's misfortune in the world!

Liu Jingheng's face turned ugly, Gu Kai, Gu Kai, so you have already cultivated immortality, so where is my Ji Yin?

When Gu Feng saw Liu Jingheng's expression, he thought he remembered the question about men and women just now, and the safest way was to change the subject directly.

"Then what's your name? You can't always call you little sister, little sister."

"Call me Xiaowu, brother Kai gave me this name. He said that the day he met me, there was a layer of fog in the sky, and he asked me to be a human again. Uh, I should be a ghost again at that time, so he gave me a new name. The name is Xiaowu."

"Xiao Wu, that, can you let me meet your brother Kai?" Brother Kai, Liu Jingheng said goosebumps all over his body.

"Huh? You want to see Brother Kai?" Xiao Wu's round eyes slightly curved.

Liu Jingheng nodded.

"Brother Kai said that we will meet each other if we are destined, and now is not the time." Xiao Wu's eyes were even more bent, and she leaned closer to Liu Jingheng, "Brother Kai also warned me that if I was deceived by the big beauty and brought the beauty to him, Just torn my bones and cut my celestial roots. No matter how beautiful Brother Jing is, I dare not take you there!"

Liu Jingheng almost spat out a mouthful of blood, and wanted to yell, Gu Kai, you are the beauty, and your whole family is a beauty.

But facing the little Lolita, he swallowed the blood forcefully, and could only stare at Gu Feng fiercely, unable to find his brother, he could only settle accounts with his brother.

Gu Feng shivered, and said in his heart, it's not me, you are looking for my brother to settle accounts, don't look for me.

Xiao Wu propped herself up, approached Liu Jingheng again, and said a few words close to his ear. Gu Feng wanted to lean over to listen, only to hear Xiao Wu giggling: "Brother Jing, do you remember?"

Liu Jingheng nodded hesitantly, then looked at Gu Feng suspiciously.Gu Feng sat down immediately, "I didn't hear anything."

Liu Jingheng didn't say anything, stood up and asked Gu Feng, "Are you full?"

Gu Feng nodded, and Liu Jingheng started to clean up the dishes.

"Well, you don't want to eat that little fog?" Gu Feng found that Xiaowu didn't eat.

"Me, you don't have to worry about it, I'll take care of it for three days after one meal."

It was only later that Gu Feng realized the meaning of eating a meal for three days, and Xiao Wu's meal can cover his appetite for several days.

After the meal, Xiao Wu followed Gu Feng to the house, and the overlord Gu Feng's mobile phone rolled his small eyes, sometimes laughing out loud.

Gu Feng fell asleep recklessly, and only woke up when it was dark. Little Lolita was still staring at the phone. Gu Feng crawled over and asked, "What are you looking at, so fascinated."

"Maomao and Baibai are getting married soon."

"Love novels!" Gu Feng stretched his waist, he doesn't like to read romance novels, he likes to read them if he upgrades to fight monsters.

"Hey, Gongsun and Jiujiu have been spreading dog food all the time. It's really enjoyable! There are also little buns and little fat people. In fact, I like the little four the most. If there is such a person, I will marry him!" Talk on and on.

"Who is a girl, Maomao or Baibai? Is she pretty?" In the novel, the love is happy and the marriage is happy. When will I find a wife I want?

"Ah, girl, there's no such thing as a girl here, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, which one do you plan to let be a girl?" Little Lolita was obviously upset.

"What, both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang have wives, how come there are no women?" Gu Feng has heard many novels about the Three Heroes and Five Righteousness.

"If you say they have a daughter-in-law, I'm in a hurry with you. They are a couple, my cat and Bai Bai."

Boom, Gu Feng's head shook, strange things happen every day, especially today, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang, how could it be possible, they are both dignified men!

"That Gongsun, it can't be Gongsun Ce, so who is Jiujiu?" Gu Feng felt that Jiujiu wasn't a woman either.

"Zhao Pu, Ninth Prince."

Oh, my God, my thoughts are too narrow, my world is too small, I can't blame this little ancestor for always mixing between him and Liu Jingheng, what kind of novels are these.

Thinking of Liu Jingheng, Gu Feng's heart skipped a beat. If men can do this, then he and Liu Jingheng...