The mage is out of order

My name is Liu Jingheng. At first I had no words, only my name. Later, someone said: "Qingqing Zijin caresses my heart, how about you call me Zijin from now on?"

At first I was reluctant, although Zijin, many scholars will also use it on the name or characters, but the straightforward expression of a gentleman's collar is always not more poetic.

I am not a human being, let alone a fairy, but a weasel spirit. People may be more likely to accept fox spirits, snake demons, even cockroaches, centipedes, spiders, and butterflies as spirits that people can remember and accept. .For weasels, even the fairy world is not very popular. Although the Buddha said that everything has animism and can become a spirit (hehe, it is best to become a fairy), but when people mention weasels, the most common sentence is "Weasels give chicken New Year greetings, there is no peace." Good intentions", or weasels sweeping window paper in the middle of the night to scare people.

Alas, in fact, weasels eat chicken. It is only right and proper. We never pay New Year greetings to chickens.In fact, we prefer to eat mice, birds, hares and pheasants.

It is said that cultivating immortals is not easy, but we animals, except those who are lucky enough to be directly taken away by the gods, the first thing we cultivate is goblins. Humans have become fairy beasts.

My aptitude is still high. After 200 years of cultivation, I have a certain human form, but I still can't express it freely. I usually stay in the original form in the human world.Once I was playing in the vegetable field of the farm, and I was caught by a man who was supervising the long-term workers to fertilize the vegetable field (that is, pig manure). He said viciously: "You stole my chicken again last night, right? You turned my chickens into dung, and I let you eat dung to avenge my chickens."

Conscience of heaven and earth, I haven't eaten poultry for a long time, and those behaviors of stealing chickens and ducks are all done by the juniors.I was carried by him and struggled hard, but in the end he swallowed a few mouthfuls of feces. I turned around and bit him, hitting the back of his hand. The man trembled and his hand relaxed, and I took the opportunity to escape.

I vomited for a day, my forehead jumped violently, I can't be humiliated, I won't let you taste the power of grandpa, my name is not Liu Jingheng.

It’s not easy to cultivate a human figure, but it’s easy to learn the magic of deceiving people. I learned it a long time ago, so I got on that man’s body and made him talk nonsense and do stupid things, especially making him eat shit, hehe , This is the most hated revenge.Of course I will occasionally wake up this man, let him understand what he has done, and then suffer.

According to my mana and vengeance, this person will not be able to get better in this life.

Unexpectedly, just three months after this person went crazy, the family hired a sorcerer. This little sorcerer was really interesting. After gesticulating for a long time and abolishing countless Dao talismans, he said leisurely: "Your family has offended a great man!" If you want to get rid of the gods, you need a lot of money."

The family immediately nodded and took out a small box of silver coins. I was stunned, I got so much with just one sentence!

I can feel that the little mage is happy in his heart, but his face is still serious, so you can hold back, hum, I want to see how you get rid of me, and I also hold back a lot of energy.

The little sorcerer didn't put away the money directly, but went on with the practice, and then said: "This great fairy is originally a loose fairy. If he is really a powerful fairy in the sky, this one of your family will be finished."

Well?The mage will also say it's over?Interesting, I'm still a loose fairy, I haven't even mastered the goblin yet.

The family immediately said yes, yes, and asked the mage to think of a way to get rid of it.

The little sorcerer muttered again, "Great Immortal, you should leave quickly, I know you have been wronged, but this person has also been taught a lesson, so don't be lingering in the world, lest you be contaminated with too much mortal dust and hinder your practice."

Talking about having a cup of tea, the joy in my heart, sticking to the source, is fixed in this man's body.

The little sorcerer turned his head and said to the family: "The Great Immortal still refuses to leave, but I have found out the reason. This Great Immortal is the most aura of the Weasel Immortal. This one of yours has filled his mouth with dung soup!"

My heart skipped a beat, this little mage has some skills!

The family was startled, and said falteringly: "This is true. A few days ago, the family often lost chickens and ducks, and finally caught a weasel, and then vented its anger on it, and drank a few mouthfuls of dung soup. , it bit someone and ran away.”

The little mage sighed: "That's the reason. Huang Daxian hates the smell the most. Although his own farts are very smelly, he doesn't want to put the smell into his mouth. The so-called each has its own outlet, and each has its own outlet. There are various imports, and each performs its duties."

My soul is broken, this nonsense mage, how long has it been since I let go of the stench!

"Then what should I do?" This family is a landlord family, not a rich family, but also a well-to-do family from ten miles and eight towns. The man who was caught by me is the head of the family, Wang Dahu.

"It's okay, I'll discuss it with Daxian again, but well, the fee..." The little mage glanced at the small box of silver dollars.

"Okay, as long as it can be the head of the family, the fee is negotiable." A slightly younger man in the family agreed, biting his lip. I know him, this is the younger brother of the head of the family.

He took another small box of silver money, oh, it is easy for a mage to make money, just a few words.

I was also thinking in my heart, should I fulfill this little mage, or should I fulfill it?I have never had such a good heart, I just think this little mage is very funny and pleasing to the eye.

The little mage put away his playful face and said to the family: "You all go out!" It really looked like a mage.

The family hula hula all backed out of the door and closed the door by the way.

"Huang Daxian, you should come out earlier, or I will really cast a spell." A group of threats!

Well?Hmph, I wasn't scared, I thought about going out by myself, but now I'm not going out, what can you do with me?

When the Lingtai is a little bit, I feel as if there is a fire burning, and I feel a little hot. I secretly think that it is not good, and the other party really burns me with a talisman.

I secretly regretted that I was asking for trouble, and I had no defense at all. If I had been on guard from the beginning, if I hadn't wavered and wanted to go out, I would not have let him cast the spell successfully.

This loss must be settled, I immediately restrained my mind and secretly practiced my skills. Fortunately, the little mage's spells are limited and can't destroy my true energy, but I can't stay in Wang Dahu's body anymore, so I can only fly away out.

I went back to the back mountain, changed back to my physical body, and scolded that bastard sorcerer. I lost a lot of money, and my 50 years of practice were lost for nothing.

I have ten younger brothers under my command, and I angrily ordered: "Go and find out who this sorcerer is?"

This hatred is hard to get rid of, but no matter how hard it is to get rid of, you have to enter the cave to retreat.

Still injured, not as bad as three months!

Three months later, I was full of energy, and I retreated for three months. I was pleasantly surprised. The hurdle in my practice that I had never been able to overcome before was quickly crossed. Others need 500 years of cultivation, but I have achieved it in more than 200 years.

I should really thank that bastard sorcerer for giving me a random shave, which made my tendons smooth and no longer obscure.With this kind of contradictory mood, when I faced the little mage again, I didn't know how to deal with it.

My younger brothers have already found out for me, his name is Ji Yin, and his name is Panzhi.Both parents died, and an old Taoist learned magic. There were three senior brothers. The senior brother only had the Taoist name given by the master, named Xuanyuanzi. There was a junior brother who was also an orphan. He was just ten years old. He didn’t know who his parents were. His Taoist name is called Baopuzi, and he is a very down-to-earth child.

Ji Yin has already left the teacher, although his magic skills are not very good, but it is more than enough to deal with ordinary spirits and ghosts, so he returned to his hometown alone and lived in the original parents' compound.

I hid my real body and sat on the flowered wall of his house, watching him come in and out, he seemed to be aware of my existence, for some reason, he didn't drive me away.

One time when he was taking a bath in the house, I suddenly became playful, and suddenly leaned towards him, he was obviously startled, and suddenly clicked on my Yintang, hehe, it seems that he can really see me, so I dodged and looked In the steaming mist, the looming body, a spiritual light, I possessed him.

Now he became anxious and shouted: "Don't come like this, I'm still naked."

I don't care about you, just went straight up the street like this, it was not completely dark, and there were not many people on the street, but occasionally one or two passed by, just stunned, not knowing what to say.Unfortunately, there are no women.

The next day, rumors spread in the neighborhood village: Master Ji was bewitched and slipped through the street naked, taking three steps forward and two steps back.

Ji Yin has a way, explaining one by one: I'm sorry, I went crazy when practicing spells, and it's already healed, folks, don't worry.

alright?How easy it is!Now my mana is much higher than his.

So on the street, there are often Master Ji touching his buttocks, both men and women. The moment I get slapped or fisted, I fly out; in the restaurant in the county town, Ji Yin, who eats the king's meal, is forked out and thrown like a dog. Shit; grabbing the pig's tail, calling someone else's second brother; when a certain family practiced exorcising ghosts, suddenly a ghost got on his body and danced the Miao dance...

"Daxian, Daxian, I can't call you Daxian, this is not a joke, sell your life, sign it and I'm done." Ji Yin pulled his right hand with his left hand, firmly refusing to press his fingerprints.

For a big family, the housekeeper said coldly, "Sign it or not, or leave if you don't sign it. Some people are willing to come to my house as servants."

Finally, I have a conscience, and I signed a work contract, and I can leave after working for a year. Of course, I will take the money I earn, and the goblins are also poor!

Ji Yin suddenly became honest, instead of scolding me like he did at the beginning, he behaved in a well-behaved manner, moving bricks in an orderly manner.

I'm curious.He is not such a person who is content with the status quo. Could it be that he has made me toss and be honest?I was secretly happy, and finally the bad breath of the loss was completely dissipated.

While he was taking a bath, I immersed in his body again, but as soon as I entered my body, I felt something was wrong, as if I was being controlled.

"Ji Yin, what did you do?"

"Hehe, when I was going down the mountain, senior brother was afraid that I would make a mistake, so he specially gave me a few powerful talismans, and I drank them in advance. What, now I am controlling you."

"Then what do you want?" I suppressed the evil fire, people in our clan don't have a good temper.

Ji Yin controlled me, I felt like my own hand was touching his...

I blushed and was at a loss!

The author has something to say:

Originally, I wanted to write the extra story as the main text at first, but I couldn't stop writing it at the beginning, so I had to simplify this story into a fan extra.