I met you back in 2000

214 This Western Valentine's Day is not very popular now, but I want to take the lead. I discussed it with Xiaozhu after school last night and asked him to surprise Liu Yan.

"It's a foreigner's holiday, what's so good about it?" Little Pig seldom refuses me, maybe he still has lingering fears about last year's Christmas love letter, so he packs his schoolbag and is about to leave.

"You said it as if you were celebrating Chinese Valentine's Day," I hurriedly grabbed him, "Well, this time, instead of sending love letters, let's send chocolates."

As I said, Xiaozhu never thinks too much about things other than Liu Yan, because it is not enough.Similarly, he will only spend his mind on Liu Yan's affairs, because he is small-minded.So when I asked him to buy me a box too, this kid actually refused!

"You have so much lucky money, have you eaten it all?" I asked with disdain.

"Do you think my body is white?" He replied with so much pride.

Unexpectedly, after the new year, even Xiaozhu's mouth skill has improved, and my 30-year-old uncle can't beat him for a while.I don't know how much New Year's money the little pig can have?When he and Liu Yan got married, I didn't know the seven aunts and eight aunts. The man set up more than a dozen tables and he was not considered a neighbor.If our generation hadn't been caught up in the national family planning, his mother would have given birth to a football team for Lao Zhu's family, two words high yield.

"By the way, is the pig girl Chinese New Year?" I asked.

"Come on, the fat ones are almost catching up with me."

Yes, Little Pig also has a sister.At that time, it would not be a problem to lose money after giving birth, and his family's first child was a boy, so the pig girl was still fostered in her hometown in the countryside when she was a teenager.

"I can't imagine it. I'm going to take over this semester to study in the first year of junior high school." Xiaozhu said happily. He also loves his sister, after all, he has suffered a lot.

A few days ago, I left a novel at the Sujia Bookstore and didn’t finish it. It’s about a young man with a strange skeleton who picked up a martial arts cheat book in a cave, and then beat all the invincible hands in the world to become the leader of the martial arts. At the same time, she slept with all the women who appeared in the novel, one, two, three, four, five, six, eight, ninety, and all of them were as beautiful as flowers and jade, and they were devoted to him.

Today I asked Su Ze to bring me to the school. When I asked him to get the book, he almost killed me with his eyes.

"Don't let me bring this kind of book with me in the future." Su Ze said.

"you have seen?"

"No."

"Then do you know what kind of book it is?" I whispered.

"Don't read it in class." Su Ze threw the book to me.

I took it with both hands, and I readily agreed.

As a result, I didn't hold back in math class, and secretly took it out to read a few pages.My position was just under the podium and it was a blind spot, so I was a little unscrupulous.But Su Ze, the monitor who is like a god, just went to the blackboard to write a few questions, and then took my book away.

Teacher Zhang praised Su Ze vigorously on the stage, saying that his problem-solving ideas are clearer than those in the textbook.I can scold Su Ze vigorously in the audience, saying that he is brainstorming against those of us who love extracurricular reading materials.

In the first few days of school, there were only a few rounds of preliminary examinations, and people were almost exhausted.Finally, let's take a physical education class, and said that I have to take the 1000-meter test, and those who pass the test are free to move, and those who fail the test continue to take the test.This requirement is too excruciating. I'm afraid I'll just run in this class.

Su Ze was the first to finish the test and was helping the physical education teacher to register the seconds.I made up my mind to hurry up and said, "Did you see the chocolate I gave you?"

"Which box?"

"Why, you received a lot of boxes?"

"Oh," Su Ze counted, "3 points and 45 points."

"I didn't ask you that," I snatched his pen, "How many boxes of chocolates did you receive?"

Su Ze raised his head and took back his pen, "No count."

I think there are too many to count!Originally, I wanted him to be merciful when counting my seconds, but there are too many people who want him to be merciful.

"Su Ze, let me chase you." I said seriously.

"I can't catch up, you're running too slowly."

"I said I'm chasing you!"

"I can't catch up."

"I'm chasing you!"

"I can't catch up."

I don't know if he was pretending to be stupid, or if I didn't express clearly enough, so I simply said, "Then, if I catch up with you, give me a kiss." I said this very carefully.

Su Ze finally gave me a direct look, just one look, "Then you haven't started running yet."

So, I really ran a whole class!