I met you back in 2000

Christmas is a western holiday, and it has become more and more popular in recent years.Last night, Little Pig took me to pick out greeting cards from the canteen in front of the school, and I can imagine who I would give them to.Don't tell me, I also met several female students in the class.

Two big boys huddled among a group of girls to pick out these gaudy gadgets, naturally they are very eye-catching.

I also became impatient to choose, and urged him, "It's almost done, it's not about choosing a ring."

The little pig suddenly let out a weird cry, covered his face and beat me hard, "I hate it, what are you talking about."

His cheap look is really funny, I haven't seen him for many years and I miss him very much.You must know that he went to the north for Liu Yanyuan in the years of college. Every year on New Year’s Day, I would call him to ask what’s going on. The two of us will always be the same. I’m still single and he still can’t catch up Liu Yan.

One Christmas Eve, he suddenly called me and talked for a long time. I asked him where he was, and he told me with sobs that he was downstairs in Liu Yan's dormitory.He said he wanted to go home and eat braised hoofs made by his mother.I thought he really gave up this time, but when I called him the next day, he was helping Liu Yan fetch hot water again.Sometimes people are like this, they like to repeat themselves repeatedly.

So thinking of this, even though I was impatient, I still picked out a few music greeting cards with him.

Xiaozhu also stuffed one for me, "You give the class monitor one too tomorrow."

I looked at the flamboyant greeting card in my hand, and threw it back to him, "He still misses me?" As for the few girls I met in the canteen just now, 100% of them were for Su Ze.

"What, are you two in a mood?"

"Don't say that we seem to be in love."

"I didn't say you were in a relationship," Xiaozhu said in a very wronged way, staring at me for a while, "When did you talk about it?"

I took back the greeting card in his hand, "You'd better think about how to write your greeting card, I'll go first."

This morning, when I secretly stuffed greeting cards into Su Ze’s desk, a few fell out. The full love, the elegant font, and the affectionate confession made me want to throw them all into the trash can.What's going on with these little girls, treating Christmas like Valentine's Day?If you have the ability, you can also do this on Ching Ming Festival.

I poohed angrily, and rubbed the greeting card to Su Ze into the trash can.

"What did you throw?" Shi Qiang made a gesture to dig through the trash can, and I hurried over to stop him.

"It's really like collecting rags by yourself, what's so good about just a piece of waste paper."

"How can colorful paper be waste paper?" Shi Qiang smirked and showed his empty front teeth, "Love letter?"

I was struggling with how to tell a lie, when a boy in the front row suddenly recited loudly, "If I were a tree, I would grow in the dirt!"

The whole class roared with laughter, and Shi Qiang put down the trash can and stretched his neck to continue listening.

"Water nourishes the earth, you nourish me, and I want to grow into your body!"

"The trunk is my hand, the leaves are our children, you hold me, I hold our children!"

"We're going to have lots and lots of kids!"

"The leaves will float away, the children will leave home, and I will accompany you till the end of time!"

"Ah, Liu Yan, you are my soil, my land, my favorite child's mother!"

Who the hell wrote this love letter!I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

When I went to find the person who read the love letter, Liu Yan had already pushed him to the ground and beat him.The little pig didn't go up to fight, but ran towards me, looking like he was in danger.

"Fortunately, I didn't sign it," said the little pig.

At that time, my mind exploded, what if I were a tree?Grow into your body?Have many children?Are you fucking confessing or courting?He suddenly began to sympathize with Liu Yan, and it was no wonder that she had been chased by Xiaozhu for so many years. The main reason was to test her IQ.

"Who gave him the courage to read it." I shook my head and felt sorry for the culprit on the ground.

Little Pig pulled out a handful of universal discount coupons, "It's the Chinese New Year, and the price of pork has risen sharply."

His IQ may be wiped out in an instant in front of Liu Yan.

"Did you see the squad leader?" Qin Jiangyu came in through the back door, holding a stack of greeting cards in his hand?

"Let's go to the rehearsal." Shi Qiang finally looked back from the front row, as if he still had lingering fears.Maybe he should be glad that he didn't get along with Liu Yan at the beginning, otherwise he might be the one lying on the ground now.

"I just went next door to collect my homework, let's see what I collected." Qin Jiangyu smiled helplessly.

"I think their class representatives asked for leave on purpose so that you could be a messenger boy." Shi Qiang said that he had already received the greeting cards, and flipped through them one by one.

But it was closed by Qin Jiangyu, "Don't look at it, it's all for the monitor."

Shi forced a cry and returned to his seat resentfully. I also urged Xiaozhu to stop Liu Yan quickly, otherwise he would be killed.As for the pile of greeting cards, there is no room for Su Ze's desk. I will throw them all in the trash can to save space.

"By the way," Qin Jiangyu took out a greeting card from the pile of homework, "This one is for you."

I took a step back in horror, not daring to answer, "You?"

He hit me on the forehead, "Don't think too much, kid."

The greeting card was empty, except for my name, with only a typed MerryChristmas and mystical signature, "The inexhaustible third?"

Qin Jiangyu shrugged and said he didn't know, "I didn't see who released it."

Su Ze's pile of greeting cards was really thrown away by me. I know that my behavior looks bad. After all, I have hurt too many girls' hearts, but I am also saving these lost girls.As I said, except for the mayor's daughter, other women are just a passing memory to Su Ze.

At night, I was collecting salted fish in the yard, and Su Ze suddenly appeared at my door, and asked inexplicably, "Who is Bai Fumei?"

I knew that the greeting card that was supposed to be given to Su Ze was discovered by him.

The greeting card reads, "All my blessings to you will come true, you will be admitted to Peking University to study in Harvard, marry Bai Fumei as CEO, and go to the pinnacle of life!"