I met you back in 2000

I didn't expect that this Hongmen banquet was not Hongmen banquet at all, but yes, in this broad daylight and bright world, the dung man can still skewer me and roast me.

A chicken-legged piglet picked it up and put it down back and forth for no less than five times. I couldn't stand it so I put it in his bowl. Guess what he said, lose weight, this kid actually wants to lose weight!

I laughed at him, "If you don't eat enough, how can you lose weight."

Little Pig nodded, but still had a sad face, "The key is that I don't have enough to eat."

"My dad's secretary said that we don't need to lose weight when we grow up at this age." Shi Qiang said and ordered another ten skewers of mutton.

"Shi Qiang's father's secretary is right," I continued to coax the little pig, "they grow vertically, and you grow horizontally, but they are actually the same size."

The open-air food stalls are the busiest at our table, which inevitably attracts the attention of adults.Their eyes are all too familiar to me. I graduated from university at the age of 22. When I first entered the society, I feel that my greatest capital is my youth.Later, when I became an adult, even the biggest capital was gone.

This feeling is amazing, immature, youthful and energetic, these words that I can't get along with at all, but now they have become the most enviable thing for others.

"Boss, here's a bottle of soda." Even though he was in a good mood, there was still something missing without wine.

"Handsome boy, please." Note, this sentence was not addressed to me.

The one who spoke was a beauty, a skinny beauty, whose legs were so thin that they seemed to break if they were folded.But what attracted me the most was the rose tattoo on her wrist. With the movement of her hand, she put an open bottle of beer in front of Su Ze.The tone was even more frivolous, "What's your name?"

Why do these gangsters like to ask others what their names are, I immediately stood up and protected Su Ze behind me, "He can't drink."

"Oh," the beauty nodded, "Then I invite you to drink." She had already handed the wine to me as she spoke.

Usually I call this kind of situation Aventure, but I am a little proud of it when I am bored, "The face of the beautiful woman must be given."

I was reaching out to pick it up, but Su Ze snatched the wine one step ahead of me, and threw it heavily on the table, "He can't drink either."

At present, Su Ze behaves like a boy suffering from straight male cancer.

Maybe it was because he made too much noise just now, and the people at the table of the manure man also looked at us.He brought a dozen younger brothers with him, all of them in floral shirts and shorts, and they didn't feel too cold in this cold weather.

A boy with dyed yellow hair and a very unorthodox dress called out to the beautiful woman for his sister-in-law. The sister-in-law brushed her long hair around her ears. Her eye makeup was so deep that every frown and smile looked extraordinarily charming, and she couldn't stop talking. Jiaochen said, "It's not fun, it's not fun."

After a long time, it was so long that I was riding with Su Ze on the way home.The night wind was bitingly cold, I shrank behind Su Ze and counted the street lights to distract my attention, but suddenly I remembered a legendary woman in school.

I don't know if every school has such an indecent girl with bad conduct. She can combine compensated dating, pregnancy, abortion and all other bad girl problems, and she will always live in campus gossip and other people's rumors.

"Su Ze, will your house burn the stove today?"

"what?"

I suddenly hugged Su Ze from behind, my teeth trembling with cold, "I want to eat baked potatoes."

It took a long time before a sentence floated from the front, "He died again."

The result of playing too crazy is that the key is lost, and it is not afraid of shame to say it. The keys I lost when I was a child cannot be counted on ten fingers. For this reason, my mother specially strung a rope to hang the key around my neck.It is estimated that the key was knocked off during the collision between Tiantian and the dung man.

I yelled upstairs a few times in the dark yard, but my parents didn't yell, but they yelled at Grandma Qiao's big black dog.Its eyeballs were so bright that I thought they were two walking light bulbs.

"Come to sleep at my house today." Su Ze entered the room after speaking.I hurried to catch up, and suddenly my body was not cold.

Sure enough, his house was on fire, and there were still sparks in the ashes, so I quickly picked out two sweet potatoes and put them in.The yams from his family were also sent by the village next door, and my family also sent some. The red hearts are fragrant and sweet.

After eating, I took a comfortable hot bath, and the clothes smelled like barbecue. While Su Ze was still taking a shower, I rummaged through an old clothes in his closet to change.His father should have dried the quilt during the day, and the bed smelled of the sun.

When I went through the cabinet, I found that Su Ze's golden badge was gone. I have been thinking about this valuable thing, and the brat won't lose it.I hurriedly opened the bed sheet to look for it, and there were many more trophies under his bed.

"What are you doing?" Su Ze entered the room.

"Where's your real gold badge?"

"Sold." He rubbed his head and answered casually.

But I almost rolled out of bed in surprise, "Why did you sell it?"

"Sleep." Su Ze said and turned off the lights and went to bed.

His hair was still wet and his forehead was steamy, so I read a few words to him.Su Ze was also obedient, and finally wiped off before going to sleep.I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.

"Su Ze," I looked at the faint shadow on the ceiling and asked him, "Do you like bows?"

"Who's the bow?"

"Chen Sisi."

"Do not."

I excitedly kicked off the quilt, and the cold air swished in, but I was so hot that I panicked, "Then who do you like?"

Suzer pulled the quilt on, "Sleep."

But in the middle of the night, I still couldn't sleep, so I asked him again, "Su Ze, are you hot?"

"Sleep." He was really impatient this time.

Why can't I sleep?Why can't I sleep?Why can't I sleep?The more I thought about it, the hotter I was, I was about to explode on the spot, but Su Ze suddenly turned over to me.

The bed was already small, and he could touch me with a slight movement of his body, and then he exploded.

"You're not wearing pants!" Su Ze jumped up in shock.

"You didn't wear any pants for me." I muttered aggrievedly.

He kept talking about you for a long time, but he couldn't say the second word. In the end, he turned over a new pair of pants for me to wear, but he couldn't sleep all night.

Until today, I suddenly realized a very serious problem, I seem to, hi!joyous!sue!Ze! ?

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