I met you back in 2000

Autumn in the south is very short, and I have not changed my long sleeves for a few days, so I have to wear a coat when I go out.A few days ago, my mother wanted me to put on long johns. I said I would start wearing long johns today. Do I have to wrap myself in a quilt to go out in winter?

"It's fine if he doesn't wear it. Boys should be frozen." The old man also spoke.

My mother threw the long johns aside and was so angry that she refused to speak for a long time.

"Mom, I'm going out to play soon, it must be too hot."

"It's a big drop in temperature today. You'll be sweating all over by then, and you'll catch a cold if the wind blows again." My mother still didn't give up, and she wanted to take off my pants again.

I tightened my belt to the death, and my dad watched the newspaper and let this farce happen.Mom became even more angry, and finally let go of her hand and pointed the finger at Dad.

"You know a few words, and you learn how to read newspapers." Every time my mother talked about these old things, she couldn't laugh or cry, "When I traveled with your dad, he was holding a map in a serious manner. I thought he could understand it. , I didn’t expect that I didn’t know a few big characters.”

The old man couldn't sit still, "How many times do you have to say it, you will have married me by then."

"I'm only going to marry you if I'm blind."

This is good, because the two of them had an inexplicable quarrel over a pair of long johns.Dad's car accident happened so suddenly back then, causing Mom to regret it for the rest of her life, regretting that they were still arguing the night before the accident.

Fortunately, Su Ze came to me in time, otherwise these two people don't know how long they will be arguing.

"Hello, Uncle and Auntie." Look at how nicely he called.

"Ah Ze." My mother immediately smiled, her face was full of spring even though it was autumn.

In order to relieve the atmosphere, I also had a hot head at the time, "Come and let me see, if Su Ze wears it, I will wear it."

"what to wear?"

I didn't answer him, but took advantage of his unpreparedness to lift up the denim jacket on his upper body.It may be that I acted too quickly, Su Ze had no time to resist, but I hurriedly withdrew my hand when I was about to touch the waist of his trousers.

"No clothes." I turned to my mother and said.

"Forget it, then don't wear it." Mom finally compromised.

Su Ze came to ask me to go to the park to ride a bicycle. It sounds very small, fresh and artistic, but it actually has murderous intentions hidden.You must know that Zhou Zhou personally invited me. The classmates I mentioned in the diary before will basically be present today, including the manure man.You said how dare I wear long johns, of course I want to go into battle lightly, and escape faster then.

There was a brand-new variable-speed bicycle parked at the door, the whole body was as dark as a chariot.When I was a child, I dreamed of such a handsome luxury car.

"Your?" I asked Su Ze.

"borrowed."

That's right, his family wouldn't buy such expensive ones if they had the conditions.I couldn't put it down, and I was eager to try it, "Let me ride it."

"No." Su Ze said and got into the car.

I rolled out my father's old Jiefang bicycle from home. Compared with his, the bike in my hand was a pile of scrap metal.We were about to leave when an embarrassing scene happened.My feet can't reach the pedals! ! !I won't describe my funny pedaling posture at that time, it's shameful.

Su Ze waited for me in front and became more and more impatient.

"Get in the car." He finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me.

"It's my fault for short legs." I retorted.

In the end, I got into Su Ze's car. The brat was riding fast, and the howling autumn wind was screaming in my ears.I was so angry that I pinched his back, "Slow down, you are responsible for scaring me to death."

After a while, he said "oh".

I smiled behind his back in a dazed way, excitedly, "Quick, quick!"

"He died again."

"Eat your rice."

. . . . . .

From far away, I heard the sweet voice of the bow tie, "My car broke down, the squad leader will arrive in a while and I will take his car."

Su Ze braked the car, and she rushed over like a butterfly.

"Where's your car?" she asked me.

"My car broke down too."

As soon as I jumped out of the car, Butterfly lifted up her skirt and sat on it.

"Be careful to get out." I kindly reminded.

She leaned on Su Ze's back and muttered something in a low voice, her face was cute and shy.

Su Ze's little girlfriend really confuses me, she is reserved, and when she sees Su Ze, she buzzes around like a fly biting dung.Tell her to be open, one or two jokes will make her shy again and again.

I rubbed my sore butt thoughtfully, I think straight men probably like girls like bowknots.

"Let me take you." Shi Qiang pushed the car, and he put on a brand-name sportswear without a school uniform. He looked sunny and handsome when he didn't speak, just like his car.

"Anyway, everyone hasn't arrived yet, let me ride first." Without waiting for Shiqiang to agree, I snatched his car.

As a result, before the car was ridden out, he jumped into the back seat and laughed loudly, "You are riding."

He is so tall and big that my small body can ride it, but I don't give up. I will ride this bike today.

I tried my best to shout, "You feel the speed of the wind, it's the feeling of running." See if what I said is very small, very pickle, very Romeo and Juliet.

"Wang Shuishui, are you stupid? I walk a few steps faster than you ride."

"Don't talk, just spray water on my head."