Nine-tailed black fox pension routine

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Jiang Guling smiled wryly and raised his hand as a sign of surrender, and said helplessly: "I came here because the superior lacked people, and then I was caught on vacation as a tool man. The boss means that I am here to do business As a member, there is neither danger nor heavy work, just a perfunctory report every month.

It's like a vacation, just to trick me into being a tool person, so that other surveillance personnel can be transferred to other places where they are needed.In the end, I didn't expect that I deliberately picked Mr. Edogawa's absence and wanted to come here to take a break, but I was put together by other members of the detective agency.I'm afraid that boy knew that there was a problem with my identity, and deliberately led me to the tea room that only members of the detective agency use to get refreshments. "

Oda Ren thought about it, then walked to Nakahara Nakaya and pulled him to a corner and bit his ear, "How about it? Report once a month and remove other monitoring members."

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Fuguya Rei with an innocent face, and said with some confusion: "You also know Dazai, if this person is easy to deal with, he would not deliberately not tell this person about the snacks for the client. It's all in the small fridge in the bottom cabinet of the pantry."

Now Oda Ren understood.Osamu Dazai did explain what the clerk had to do, but planted a bomb in the most critical details.It is true that the tea room is not exclusive to the detective agency. When there are clients, tea or drinks will be prepared there for the client. However, there are two details in the tea room that must be paid attention to.

First, the snacks and cakes placed in the closet of the pantry are exclusive to the insiders of the detective agency.Especially when Edogawa Ranpo is not in the detective agency, and there is a cake inside, absolutely do not touch it, because 80.00% of it is bought by the members for Edogawa Ranpo, or Oda Ren made it for him .

Second, the boxes of soda in the pantry cannot be moved.If Edogawa Ranpo is present, it may be distributed to the children who came with the client, but if Edogawa Ranpo is not present, no one has the right to drink those sodas.

These two are the default unspoken rules of the detective agency. On the first day of work, Fuguya Zero successfully stepped into the hole Dazai Osamu dug for him.Of course Edogawa Ranpo knew about this, so he stopped Ren Oda who wanted to forcibly dismiss Rei Futani. After all, the fact that Nakahara Chu was also being watched made the detective agency very uncomfortable.

A watcher who hides in the dark is much more repulsive than a watcher who watches in the open.Especially the watchers who hide in the dark are very good. Even Haruno Kirako, who has the worst anti-reconnaissance ability in the detective agency, has complained about these people's rookie hiding ability.

Now Zhongyuanzhong is faced with two choices, one is to continue to endure the rookies of the secret service department taking him as experience, and the other is to accept a well-trained open-faced monitor who guarantees that he will be a "little deaf and blind" .Looking at Ranpo Edogawa, who didn't pay attention to people at all, and started to eat cakes, and thinking about his dark-hearted boyfriend, Nakahara Chuya gritted his teeth and decided to put the monitor on the bright side.

After confirming what Nakahara Chuya meant, Oda Ren also agreed.Now the question is, can Furutani Rei get Edogawa Ranpo's forgiveness?

Contrary to everyone's expectations, Edogawa Ranpo actually said directly that he forgave Rei Futani.Then everyone in the detective agency understood what kind of forgiveness Edogawa Ranpo said.Looking at Fugu Ling who was being driven around, the small lump in the hearts of Nakahara Chuya and others also turned into deep sympathy for him.

But what makes them most interesting is that this spies in the open, like Oda Ren, can be said to be obedient to Edogawa Ranpo, but they just don't like Dazai Osamu. Ren Oda sent a stack of report documents after finishing the repair.

Soon everyone in the detective agency began to watch the interesting drama of Osamu Dazai and Rei Furutani fighting wits and bravery.After guiding Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya to cooperate for a month, Oda Ren announced that the two will leave the team.From that day on, Osamu Dazai started the habit of skipping work from time to time.But before he was free for two days, he was exposed by Rei Fuguya, and was severely beaten by Nakahara Chuya and Kunikida Doppo.

Needless to say, everyone knows what happened after that.The two fought, and every day there was a battle of wits and courage to watch.But so far, Jiang Gu Ling has lost more than won, and he won't be beaten if he can't stand it.And Dazai Osamu wanted to skip work, so he would fight wits and courage with Furutani Rei. Under the natural unreasonable situation, he would naturally suffer several heavy blows after losing.

What makes Oda Ren most satisfied is this person's cooking skills. Every time he gives advice, he will improve, and he can have a more delicious lunch almost every day.Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada also often comes over to discuss cooking with Furutani Rei, and then listen to Oda Ren's teachings together.Three months is enough for Oda Ren to understand how 'all-round' this person is.

For example, after the port mafia came to the detective agency to shoot, they took the apology to the neighbors and downstairs to apologize.If it was Kunikida Doppo, they wouldn't get any good looks, but if Fuguya Rei was allowed to go, he could make the neighbors and everyone downstairs happy, wishing he could come two more times.

Some small neighborhood matters received by the detective agency can be handed over to Jiang Gu Ling.His ability in interpersonal communication is like a hang-up, and he can always coax back clients who are irritated by the straight-talking Oda Sakuyuki.Although Osamu Dazai can do it, but Osamu Dazai can't stand it and dare not do it.

Since he came a month ago, the shops in a block around the detective agency range from an 80-year-old old woman to an eight-year-old little loli, and they are all full of praise when they mention him.When I went to drink with Yosano Akiko and Haruno Kirako at the invitation of Oda Ren, and talked about the popularity of the detective agency, I was amazed at Fuguya Rei's EQ.

Oda Ren served Edogawa Ranpo, who insisted on joining, home-brewed fruit wine that was basically non-alcoholic, and put a stack of chocolate bread for him as an appetizer.Hearing Yosano Akiko's admiration, he asked suspiciously: "What's the point? Dazai can do it too. Although if he does this, Chuya will beat him into a small pancake."

Yosano Akiko said with a smile: "That guy Dazai's sweet talk will give a woman the illusion of being loved. But Furuya's sweet talk will make people feel that he likes me, not a deeper relationship. .And Fugu is worthy of being a regular employee. Although he is handsome, his words and deeds can make people feel respected. There is no feeling of frivolity at all. He looks like a decent person."

The corner of Ren Oda's mouth twitched, thinking about the time he spent with Furutani Rei, Ren Oda said that he didn't see so many things at all.Yosano Akiko rolled her eyes, looked at Edogawa Ranpo's warning eyes, and muttered, "If Ren could have Furutani's EQ, you wouldn't be single now."

Oda Ren said unconvinced: "You guys praised Fugu's EQ so much, but I haven't seen him have a partner."

Haruno Qi Luozi put down her wine glass and raised her hand and said, "I know. I asked Jiang Guxian if he had a girlfriend. He said that his other half is the country."

Yosano Akiko asked in surprise: "Really? No way?"

Haruno Qiluozi said disappointedly: "Really. Mr. Furutani said that he already has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend is from this country. Ah, such a handsome man is actually asexual. Speaking of which, the president hasn't said anything else yet. Half of it."

Yosano Akiko glanced at Edogawa Ranpo and Oda Ren, and found that Oda Ren was replacing Edogawa Ranpo's appetizers.The original fruit wine was changed to soda, and the chocolate bread was replaced with fruit salad.When they talked about the president, Edogawa Ranpo didn't respond at all.So he also echoed, "Our president is probably Yokohama Ren."

Oda Ren joined their complaints, "The detective agency seems to only have the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, Chuya, and Dazai. The rest are singles, right? Atsushi is too young, don't worry, Kunikida has plans for himself, and walks in disorder. Smart enough not to worry, how about you? Any ideal type?"

When he heard the phrase that Ranpo is smart and don't worry, Yosano Akiko and Haruno Kirako almost spit out their wine, and secretly glanced at Edogawa Ranpo who seemed to have nothing on his face, and the two kept complaining in their hearts Well, they witnessed the whole process of Dazai Osamu Nakahara Chuya with their own eyes. In less than two months, the relationship between the two of them has improved by leaps and bounds and their relationship has been confirmed. (Although they had been ambiguous for a long time in the eyes of the detective agency girls.)

After coughing twice, Yosano Akiko took the lead in expressing his attitude, "I will not find a partner. I am a celibate who only enjoys love and does not marry."

Haruno Qiluozi nodded her chin and said with a smile: "Although I don't reject finding a partner, but now I want to raise a cat of my own."

She rolled her eyes with Yosano Akiko, took a sip of appetizers, and said with a smile: "Are you sure there are cats that can survive the sound of a gunshot by the port mafia? Although the dormitory is not far away, I don't believe you can rest assured." Leave the cat alone in the dormitory."

Oda Ren nodded and said: "Cats are very sensitive creatures. Once they find themselves not safe enough, they will run away. What will you do then? Do you want to exercise their tolerance to firearms? This kind of thing is not easy to exercise Well, it will make cats lose their sensitivity to guns."

Haruno Qiluozi slumped and scrunched up her hair, "Wow, that's why I dare not bring the cat home."

Looking at Haruno Haruko's flushed cheeks, and at the beer cans on the table, Ren Oda felt ominous. "Miss Haruno, how many cans have you had?"

Yosano Akiko compared three fingers to Oda Ren, and she also noticed that there seemed to be some wonderful changes in Haruno Kirako's personality.The corner of Oda Ren's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly: "We just started drinking for about an hour. I invite you to drink this time to ask how Dazai Osamu and Nakaya got together, what should we do now?"

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