The first beauty overturned

Question: Have you seen any stupid things that smart people do in love?

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Tong Qian-Feimo Liuyin No. [-]:

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Dear friends, I am here to answer this question again.

Everyone knows that our Junior Uncle Rong lost his temper and started a (unilateral) cold war with Feather Beauty due to some unclear reasons.

Beauty Yu came to coax her, but the little uncle was arrogant and refused to meet.

So it didn't work out.

Beauty Yu left, and the younger martial uncle became more and more angry when he thought about it, so he simply left the sect.

Generally speaking, such things as running away from home, such as children having conflicts with their parents, disciples having quarrels with classmates and teachers, and leaving in a fit of anger, must go to places that others cannot find.

Especially avoid people who make you angry.

But where did our Junior Master Rong leave the sect?

He went to the mortal world.

That's right, it is the mortal world where Yumei is now.

It doesn't count that the little master uncle went to the mortal world, he even offered to help the mortal world clean up the ghosts left by the mobile phone demon before, and are currently making trouble in the mortal world.

Feather Beauty happened to be cleaning up ghosts in the mortal world right now.

So, things developed as the little uncle wished.

A few days after he arrived in the mortal world, he met Yumei in the process of cleaning up ghosts.

(Little uncle: I took the initiative to send it to you, hurry up and coax me, hurry up and let me look at your performance if I don't want to be angry!)

It was late at night at that time, and the location was in a field in the mortal world.

The sky was gloomy, without stars or moon.

Yu Meiren led the team to exorcise ghosts, and the little uncle followed Yu Meili.

Don't be surprised, I know that some fellow Taoists have traveled between the two worlds recently, and learned about what happened last night in the mortal world.

But things are not exactly as they appear in the live recording.

Last night, my uncle's task was to go to a small park to remove the water ghosts in the pond. I happened to meet my uncle in the countermeasures bureau, so I went with him.

Water ghosts are easy to deal with, we returned to the strategy bureau, it was still in the first half of the night.

I heard Miss Qin telling their team members that Beauty Feather went to clean up ghosts somewhere, and she just took people away.

The little uncle heard it, turned his head and walked out without saying a word.

Then I must follow up immediately!If you are stared at, you have to follow!

So, last night, I followed the little uncle, and the little uncle caught up with Yumei, and followed the tail all the way.

Little Martial Uncle didn't deliberately hide his breath, and neither did I.

Feather Beauty soon spotted us.

Feather Beauty turned her head.

The little uncle's eyes brightened slightly, he paused, and then he had to speed up to catch up.

Yu Meiren hasn't found where we are yet, Long Jun beside him: "Cough..."

Yu Meiren immediately turned around: "Mr. Long, are you okay? Are you feeling unwell again? Does your complexion look bad?"

The little uncle stopped in his tracks.

Lord Long coughed in a low voice, and glanced in our direction: "The mortal world is too dry, but it's okay, I can still hold it."

Saying that he could hold on, Long Jun took two steps forward, wrapped his arms around Beauty Yu's shoulders, and gently hugged Beauty Yu.

As if embracing a pillar, Long Jun's cheeks were pale, his expression seemed a little tired, and he faced Beauty Feather, his forehead pressed against Beauty Feather's forehead.

The little master sneered, turned around and left.

Yu Meiren turned her head and shouted: "Senior Rong."

The little master didn't even bother.

Then, I followed my little uncle and made a detour along the street.

A quarter of an hour later, we caught up with Yumei again and appeared at the scene of their ghost exorcism.

(Why bother, little uncle!!!)

Yu Meiren had just dealt with the ghost, and was a little surprised to see the little uncle when she turned her head.

Long Jun was dealing with the yin energy left by the ghost, and Su Jianchi had just arrived to bring milk tea to Yu Meiren.

The little uncle smiled: "Yo, there are quite a few people. I didn't expect Su Xiaoyou to be here too."

Su Jianchi was silent for a moment, apologetic: "I'm worried about Ah Yu."

Yu Meiren walked towards the junior uncle.

The little martial uncle was stunned for a moment, but when he came back to his senses, he immediately backed away.

Yu Meiren walked quickly to the little uncle: "Senior Rong."

Yu Meiren asked: "Senior, I've heard about it... Are you still angry with me?"

The little uncle smiled: "No. I don't know what you heard, but they are all nonsense. I just got bored in Zongmen and came out to relax."

The little uncle paused: "You don't have to care too much about how I feel. There are people with you, people who protect you, and people who are always thinking of you, and I am not missing."

Beauty Yu blinked her eyes, her head was calm, and she was not frightened by the little uncle's sour words.

He stood in front of the little martial uncle, looked up into the little martial uncle's eyes.

Yumei said humanely: "Senior is so kind. You are obviously angry with me. Knowing that the Wuyingquan ruins were found in the fragments of the small world, and the escaped ghosts may have lotus seeds of twin lotus hidden on them, you still came here to help me. Senior accompanied me. Me, protecting me, thinking of me everywhere, I remember everything."

The look in the eyes of the little uncle was obviously relaxed, and he looked up at Long Jun who was not far away: "I dare not, I am not as good as some people. I neither know how to find treasures, nor am I as lenient as others. It is fine to hear a few good words from you." gone."

Let me translate the meaning of this sentence by my little uncle: I am a little happy to be smoothed, but the smoothing is not enough, and it is not enough, please continue to increase it!

The young master's arrogant mode is fully on, mixed with some concern for Yumei: "Su Xiaoyou, it's getting late, the climate in the mortal world is different from that in the cultivation world, and dealing with ghosts consumes spiritual energy, so take Ayu back to rest earlier. "

After the little uncle finished speaking, his expression suddenly became slightly troubled, and after a while, he asked in a low voice: "Have you fed Nightmare tonight?"

Feather Beauty said quite politely: "I want to say no, I lied to Senior to go back with me and help me feed Little Nightmare, but this is to deceive Senior. But I want to tell the truth, I am afraid that Senior will ignore me again."

The little uncle finally showed a gentle smile: "Then I..."

Before the little uncle could finish his words, Long Jun first, Su Jianchi, came to Meili Yu's side one step at a time, and hugged her from behind.

Long Jun lowered his head and buried his face in Feather Beauty's neck.

Long Jun spoke in a weak and deep voice: "I didn't find the lotus seeds... Sorry, Ayu, the climate in the mortal world makes me a little dizzy, let me lean a little..."

Little Martial Uncle: "..."

Long Jun looked at the little uncle: "Reverend Rong Wei was chatting with Ah Yu just now... Sorry, Ah Yu, I am very dizzy, can you send me back first?"

Junior Martial Uncle: "Mr. Long is delicate and expensive, so I won't bother you tonight. Little friend Xiao, please send Mr. Long back to rest first."

Having said that, the little uncle kept smiling and stared at Beauty Yu the whole time with his eyes slightly squinted.

I really want to hold a sign behind my little uncle, which says: Hurry up, Beauty Feather!Hurry up!Do not coax really angry!

But Long Jun's complexion was indeed a bit ugly, leaning on the shoulder of Yu Meili, cold sweat gradually broke out on his forehead.

The little uncle's smile became colder and colder.

Yu Meiren hugged Long Jun. Although Su Jianchi was beside him, Long Jun was a bit of a clean freak. When he was already uncomfortable, it was even more impossible for him to be taken care of by others.

Beauty Yu thinks it can be saved: "Senior worked hard tonight, shall we go back together?"

The little uncle sneered: "No need."

After finishing speaking, the little martial uncle turned around and left regardless of Beauty Yu's persuasion.

I followed the little uncle, made another big circle in the countryside, and then (no surprise at all) followed Yu Meiren and his party from afar.

Yu Meiren sent Lord Long back to the East China Sea through the magic gate, and stayed in the Dragon Palace with Su Jianchi that night.

Yumei knew that the little uncle was behind, so she asked Su Jianchi to invite us to the Dragon Palace.

The little uncle refused and insisted on staying in the Haishi Inn by himself.

I was so angry that I didn't sleep well all night.

What was even more annoying was that Beauty Yu didn't sleep alone that night, but with Shaodi.

As for how I know this...

The little master uncle didn't sleep well all night, so he ran to the gate of the Dragon Palace early the next morning, waiting to meet Yu Meiren by chance, and then get licked.

In the end, it happened that the young emperor came out of the Dragon Palace and was about to return to the Wanshou Palace.

The young emperor bumped into the junior uncle, and was a little embarrassed: "Senior Rong, did you also come to see brother Yu?"

The young emperor said: "Senior Rong, I'm sorry, although we made an appointment and didn't see Brother Yu, but I really miss him. Brother Yu has been living in Yougong or Dragon Palace recently, I couldn't help it, so I ran over secretly Yes, and still pester Brother Yu to sleep together..."

Little Martial Uncle: "...to sleep together?"

Shaodi's cheeks were flushed, and he panicked: "I know I'm grown up, it's not good to pester Brother Yu like this, but...but I really miss him. I always act like a baby to Brother Yu, but fortunately he is not angry, He didn't find me bothering either."

Little Martial Uncle: "..."

Although the little uncle is miserable, I have no sympathy in my heart, and I even want to laugh out loud.

The little uncle is now angry and went back to Haishi. He didn't stay in the inn for long, and couldn't help but go back to the Dragon Palace.

As a result, with such a time difference, Yu Meiren had already gone back to the mortal world with Su Jianchi.

The little uncle rushed to nothing.

I feel that the little uncle is already a little pitiful, he is used to being calm and black-bellied, and he just wants to quarrel with his sweetheart and act coquettishly, why is it so difficult?

But looking at Shaodi, who was the best player in the game, the straight ball is the most effective way to win the favor of Yumei.

But I was also a little surprised, the young emperor was able to sleep with Yu Meiren in the Dragon Palace, did the Dragon Lord not care about it?

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Chunxi-Feimo Liuyin Pavilion: According to the logic, the beauty Sea King slept with one of his guardian fish. I should be shocked and excited and inexplicably excited, but if the object is the young emperor...and Su Jianchi is there.

Luo Xiu-Lan ShanYiyun: That's right, if the object is the young emperor...

Huize Xiao's Hongwei: Although I like the young emperor quite a lot, if the object is the young emperor...

Jinyu-Huang Longyuan: Don't look down on the young emperor.

Yesterday, Beauty Feather sent us Mr. Long back, but Mr. Long was not feeling well, please ask Beauty Feather to carry him into the bath.

Afterwards, the Dragon Lord half-returned to his original form and asked Feather Beauty to help him scrub the dragon scales, but the Young Emperor came and broke into the bathing pool directly.

A little snake cub consciously lay flat, straightened up and asked Feather Beauty to scrub his scales.

If it weren't for the presence of Feather Beauty, Long Jun would have been able to perform a live performance of swallowing a snake cub last night.