The first beauty overturned

[Milk Cat Live Network·Survival Game Discussion Zone]

"The Rational Analysis building next door, the host who blows Xiao Yu, the water army get out of the discussion area!"How much money did Xiao Yu's team pay you to turn a trash into a boss?People who don't dare to show their faces actually have pink faces. Can some people who listen to the wind be rain have some brains? "

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"Brother Su can cook!Brother Su can cook! !Brother Su can cook! ! !Ah I'm dead! ! ! ! "

The old rules, first go to the live broadcast room number: [newcomer anchor Su 220616]

Red Night Castle level, domineering Su Ge online sword slaying vampires!

Then he went into the kitchen to cook after clearing the scene!

The host is also an old fan of survival game live broadcasts, and I have seen hosts who are full of domineering and ghosts.

But I have never seen an anchor who just turned around and went into the kitchen after confronting a ghost, exchanged fresh and warm points for ingredients from the mall, and started cracking eggs with a small bowl! ! !

The live broadcast planner of the milk cat platform snapped his fingers: It’s late at night, let’s turn the live broadcast of survival into a live broadcast of gourmet food.

Su Ge is slick with swords and kitchen knives, cutting vegetables is more neat than cutting ghosts.

Wuwuwu don't ask Xiao Yu what he likes to eat, ask me what I like to eat!

I eat whatever Su Ge does, I am not picky eaters and I am easy to raise!Brother Su, marry me! (Beaten)

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Floor 1: Brother Su's four-hour veteran fan in the live broadcast room (hey), to be honest, I hated Xiao Yu very much before.

Brother Su is so young, he should kill the whole audience with one sword, every time that Xiao Yu gets close to Brother Su, I find him very annoying.

He doesn't do anything, doesn't help, and even tugs on Brother Su's sleeve from time to time.

Children, do you have to hold other people's sleeves when you walk?

The most annoying thing is that Brother Su is obviously very happy every time Xiao Yu takes the initiative to approach, but Rong Weiyi hooks him up and leaves after a while, I feel distressed when Brother Su looks at Xiao Yu's eyes.

However, after reading the analysis post by the landlord next door, Leeuwenhoek, I suddenly realized.

In view of Rong Weiwei's straightforward rua Xiao Yu's behavior, we can see Xiao Yu as a cat (hey).

Rong Wei has been working hard to rua Maomao throughout the whole process, trying to increase her goodwill.

The beautiful (?) cat is well-behaved to rua, but does his favorability increase?

No!

The pretty cat that Rong Wei tried so hard to please, would take the initiative to run to Su Ge's side, rubbing against her and acting coquettishly.

Then he was coaxed and abducted by Rong Wei with various means.

Brother Su is not very good at coaxing Mao Mao, so he can only watch Mao Mao go away.

But after a while, Maomao ran over again and rubbed against Brother Su.

Rong Wei worked hard to rua the cat but was repeatedly abandoned. On the surface, Brother Su looked empty and lonely, but in fact he was the one that Mao Mao cared about!

It turns out that Brother Su is the biggest winner!

After I had this idea, I gradually found that it was a bit inconvenient to watch from Brother Su's perspective in the live broadcast room.

But as a veteran fan of Brother Su, how could I rebel?

So I borrowed my mother's old mobile phone and opened Sister Tong's live broadcast room.

Speaking of this, I have to praise Sister Tong, the perspective of Sister Tong's live broadcast room is really comfortable.

Brother Rong is making a fuss about Xiao Yu again.

Xiao Yu looked at Brother Su, Brother Rong became jealous, Brother Rong blocked Brother Su.

Xiao Yu looked in Su Ge's direction three or four times, Xiao Yu is coming, Su Ge get ready!

The cat is coming, catch Rua quickly, Rua!

Alas, Brother Su is not disappointed.

Maomao should be more aggressive, and rub more with Brother Su.

Brother Su, be careful, Brother Rong is here!

Brother Rong is going to catch the cat away!Fireproof, anti-theft and anti-capacity brother!

Ah... the cat was caught and taken away, pet Su Ge, Su Ge won't cry.

Brother Rong is a scheming dog!It's okay, it's okay, Maomao will come to rub against you in a while, let's stop being so dumb, hug Maomao rua, and don't give Brother Rong a chance!

Hey, no, that's weird, didn't I have a crush on Brother Su X Rongwei before?

There must be something wrong with me. With this layer of filter, I gradually feel that Xiao Yu has become more pleasing to the eye?

Brother Su wanted to cook for Xiao Yu, and I was actually very calm.

Even when Brother Rong asked to switch with Brother Su and he came to make dinner, Sister Tong and I showed a sweet smile together.

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2nd Floor: Is there any poison in the upstairs, and I was also brainwashed by the comment that Xiao Yu next door is a big guy and a beauty, or is he a sailor?

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Floor 3: I am not a sailor. Although I may be beaten, I still want to say——Su Ge x Xiao Yu is really a bit fun.

Brother Su was cooking, Xiao Yu went away to find Brother Rong and Sister Tong, I hated him so much until now.

After all, Brother Su asked him what he likes to eat just now, obviously he was cooking for him, but he turned around and went to look for Brother Rong. Isn't this just using Brother Su as a backup? !

As a result, I was immediately slapped in the face.

Xiao Yu told Brother Rong and Sister Tong that the other players outside were still hungry, so they cleared out a place in the garden and set up a stove for everyone to cook something to eat.

The guest rooms in the castle can't accommodate dozens of people, so everyone is asked to sleep in a room, and the extra people can be arranged to sleep in the hall or study.

I used to be very annoyed that Brother Su and Brother Rong would do this and that as soon as Xiao Yu opened his mouth. Now that I think about it, Brother Su and Brother Rong have always taken the initiative to take care of Xiao Yu when it comes to small things, and Xiao Yu didn’t miss out on big things. Ah, every time I think about it earlier than others find the problem.

After solving the problem of food and lodging, he went to the bathing pool of the ancient castle to make sure there was enough space for everyone to take a bath, and asked if everyone had a change of clothes.

I also changed the instant noodles and clothes from the mall for the newcomers who had nothing prepared.

Suddenly, I felt that it was okay for Xiao Yu to use soy sauce when he was dealing with ghosts.

He doesn't take credit and doesn't pick trouble, look at how virtuous he is now (not).

After making arrangements for everyone else, Xiao Yu went back to the kitchen alone.

Brother Su is serving soup.

There are freshly fried hot dishes on the table, Xiao Yu put some on a small plate, and walked to Brother Su: "Jianchi, open your mouth."

Brother Su glanced at Xiao Yu, and his movements obviously became stiff.

Brother Su hesitated to open his mouth, and Brother Rong walked in: "If he doesn't want to eat, I will, Ah Yu, feed me."

Brother Su opened his mouth and ate the shredded pork that was fed to his mouth, and looked at Brother Rong coldly: "I don't have your share, I want to eat it by myself." Cute!)

Brother Rong came over to snatch the cat (hey, I was also infected by the first floor): "Ayu, let me taste what you have."

Brother Su stood in front of Brother Rong blankly.

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4th Floor: Laughing at me, why do I feel that Xiao Yu is also a little cowardly.

Brother Su and Brother Rong confronted each other silently, and when they turned their heads, Xiao Yu had already slipped away, had already filled the meal for four people, and even set the tableware and water glasses.

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Floor 5: Hahahahahahaha I can't do it anymore, Brother Rong asked Xiao Yu to pour tea for him, Xiao Yu went to get Brother Su's cup after pouring it, Brother Rong took away Brother Su's cup first and filled it with tea.

Brother Rong: "Su Xiaoyou, your tea."

Brother Su looked like he wanted to throw the cup, hahahahahahahahaha!

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Floor 6: I actually think Xiao Yu dotes on Brother Su.

Obviously, Brother Su didn't want to drink the tea that Brother Rong poured, so Xiao Yu took the cup away and gave Brother Su his own tea.

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Floor 7: Although, Xiao Yu gave Brother Su his own tea, didn't he drink the same cup that Brother Rong poured?

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8th Floor: Brother Rong: Plan to pass.

Pour tea to your love rival, if your love rival drank it, your love rival would be disgusting, if your love rival wouldn't drink it, baby, if you drank it, your love rival would still be disgusting.

You may make money, but I will never lose money!

learned learned.

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Floor 9: There is nothing good about squinting eyes!

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Floor 10: No, is this all rebellion?The promised sisters hold hands with Brother Su and Brother Rong until the end of life?

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Floor 11: Three boys sit in a row, and Miss Tong sits across from each other.

Brother Su and Rong stared at the side, and Sister Tong looked up at the opposite side.

Sister Tong: This meal is delicious, hiccup.

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Floor 12: Sister Tong: This melon is delicious, hiccup.

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Floor 13: Block the camera again!Block the camera again! ! !

Let go of that lens, I want to see big cats! ! !

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Floor 14: Why did you block the live camera when you took off your mask after eating? ! !Brother Su! ! ! !

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Floor 15: Jumping wildly and repeatedly in the live broadcast room of the four-person group, don't block the camera!Don't block the camera! ! !

Is the big cat pretty?Let's take a look!It's a virtuous and beautiful cat. In the future, you can rua as you please, we will definitely not spray it! ! !

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Floor 16: Groundhog screams!

Pointing to the analysis post of the microscope boss next door.

Big guy updated!

The boss opened a special building for analysis of Xiao Yu's face value, based on nearly a hundred screenshots of Xiao Yu's live face from different angles, he deduced the outline of Xiao Yu's five senses, and restored it with software technology!

Everyone, hurry up and see it, it's really a super beautiful and peerless beauty cat! ! ! (Hey, why did I also say cat?)

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[Go to the mortal world!Please join the group to watch the live broadcast, and welcome Miss Qin Siyi and Mr. Wang Qifan from the mortal world! 】

Wang Qifan-Forensics Group A: This computer restoration picture is absolutely perfect! [picture]

Xiao Hongwei-Hui Ze Xiao Shi: Huh, isn't this senior brother?

Ah, no, at first glance it looks like a senior brother, but the difference is obvious when you look at it again. The facial features are similar to a senior brother, but much rougher than that.

Is this a picture of my brother?

Wang Qifan-Forensics Group A:? ? ?You can't withdraw the message?What human suffering is this!

Is the technology here? I want feedback, and I strongly recommend adding the heart-warming function of withdrawing!

I made a wrong hand slip, please don't mind...

It can also be said to be a portrait of Mr. Xiao. Didn’t he cover his face during the live broadcast? Some of us were curious about what he looked like, so we cut hundreds of pictures of Mr. Xiao from various angles from the live broadcast, and used a computer ( It can be understood as a magic weapon) to restore the appearance of Mr. Xiao without covering his face.

I restored several pictures, and this picture is the most similar among them.

Xuan Lin-Wan Beast Palace: It turns out that it is like this, a little bit like Brother Yu, mortals are so powerful.

Black Dragon King-Huang Longyuan: Not like, ugly.

Tong Qian-Feimo Liuyin Pavilion: I laughed to death, if Beauty Yu looks like this, Shaocheng will die of laughter.

Here we need to summon our true · Three Realms No. [-] (women's clothing) beauty! @凤瓜-Ruomu Tiancheng (on behalf of the city lord)

Hey, this suffix... Has the young city lord started to manage the affairs of the Tiancheng domain, and is he ready to officially take over the position of the city lord?

Ying Encounter-Wan Beast Palace: Yes.

Ruomu Tiancheng's former acting city lord was a trusted aide left behind by the previous city lord Mrs. Huang Yao.

Their group of people has always refused to hand over the management rights of the Tiancheng Region on the grounds that the Young City Master is still young and embarrassed.

The Young City Lord was a bit weak before and didn't really compete with them.

Recently, he suddenly got tougher, and took the initiative to win over a few elders from the neutral faction, and sorted out the Tiancheng Region from top to bottom.

The former acting city lord has been "invited" to live up to his old age.

Young Master Feng is temporarily acting as the acting city lord, and will formally succeed the city lord once he is familiar with the affairs of the Tiancheng domain.

He didn't show up in your circle. I guess he's really busy these days.

He Ying-Ruomu Tiancheng: The acting city lord really couldn't get away, but he told me to follow the live broadcast.I just showed the portrait of Daoist Xiao Yu in the mortal world to the acting city lord.

Tong Qian-Feimo Liuyin Pavilion: How did he say 0w0?

He Ying-Ruomu Tiancheng: On behalf of the city lord: "Who is this, what is it, hot eyes, take it away!"

Qin Siyi-reception group A: I also think this picture is average.

Wang Qifan-Forensic Group A: Isn't it quite similar?

Qin Siyi - Reception Group A: [Picture]

Wang Qifan-Forensics Group A: Damn, the administrative group has applied for and five orders, and you still secretly saved Mr. Xiao's photo!

Didn't everyone's mobile phones have been checked last time? When did you take this picture?

Saved, reported!

But such a comparison, indeed...

Okay, I know this restoration picture is ugly.

So, you really don't have a function to withdraw messages?

Xiao Ding-Hui Ze Xiao Shi: People who practice Taoism are different from ordinary people. Once they say a word, the cause and effect are fixed. If it is easy to repeat, it will be punished by heaven.

Tong Qian-Feimo Liuyin Pavilion: For example, if the city master Feng and the little uncle in the group were joking and asked Yumei to marry them.

Beauty Yu will marry if she promises, and she will be punished if she doesn't marry.

So Ji Guangling did not implement the withdrawal function, because it is not necessary.

If you need it, can we make a mortal version?

Wang Qifan-Forensics Group A: Oh oh oh, I see.

No need, no need, we also have instruments similar to Ji Guangling, and a lot of communication software_(:з」∠)_

Qiulin-Feimo Liuyin Pavilion: ...I really want to go to the mortal world, I feel that you are really good at refining weapons.

Qin Siyi-reception group A: Mr. Xiao and Mr. Rong also mentioned communication and other things, and the bureau is still discussing. We are also very interested in the cultivation world here, but we still have to wait for Mr. Xiao and the others to come back to discuss the details.

But there is one very important question that I still have to confirm first.

In your comprehension world, is there any disguise technique?Just to make you guys more...ordinary?Inconspicuous?

Not as ordinary as Tong Qian!like this [picture]

Wang Qifan-Forensics Group A: Why did you use my photo for your special example? !

Chun Xi-Fei Mo Liu Yin Pavilion: The art of changing appearance is mastered by the monster race, and the human race can use illusion, but... why do we need to change our appearance, can't we use our original appearance?

Qin Siyi-reception group A: This... is mainly the above meaning, I will ask later.

Ying Encounter-Wan Beast Palace: Why use Tong Qian as an example, who told you that Tong Qian looks ordinary?

Luan Shanyiyun, who likes to watch beauties the most, publishes two lists of beauties every year, the Yushu list for male cultivators and the Shuyan list for female cultivators.

The two sisters Tong Qing and Tong Qian haven't fallen out of the top ten of Shu Yan's list since they were 16 years old?

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【Internal Information Exchange Forum of the Bureau of Special Countermeasures】

"Receive a little suggestion from group A"

Reception to all leaders of Group A Qin Siyi Zhizhi Bureau:

In future contact with the cultivation world, our group believes that it is necessary to conduct necessary credit evaluations for people in the cultivation world and establish a reliable credit evaluation system.

We can actively cooperate with monks with high credit.

Cultivators with low credibility need to approach them carefully, and only after conducting a more careful and comprehensive investigation of the information disclosed can they decide whether to accept it or not.

Based on the information our team has so far, we have made the following credit evaluations for several people in the cultivation world who have worked closely with us:

Xiao Yu: Excellent, basically trustworthy, it is recommended to actively communicate with him.

Ling Wujue/Ling Wuchen: excellent, basically trustworthy, but lack of understanding of the cultivation world, some information needs to be judged carefully.

Su Jianchi: Excellent, basically trustworthy, but his personality is not very good at communication.

Tong Qian: Excellent, basically trustworthy, but it is necessary to judge the authenticity of the gossip information it provides.

Rong Wei: She is excellent and can be trusted in most cases, but it is easier to talk nonsense. It is recommended to investigate and screen every piece of information she discloses.

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[Milk Cat Live Survival Game Discussion Zone]

"I'm convinced, how many brainless people are there in the discussion area, who can blow up the beauty of the prosperous age with computer P pictures? "

Absolutely.

Shui Jun casually took screenshots of a few eyes, put together a few plausible screen recordings, and did a little reading comprehension, and you guys made a transparent anchor into the sky?

What are you still talking about?

How fake is that picture of the computer P, and what's even more outrageous is that someone actually believes it?

They all ran to Xiao Yu's live broadcast room and called him a beauty boss?

Be careful that he takes off his mask and scares you to death!

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Floor 1: 5 minutes have passed...

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Floor 2: 10 minutes have passed...

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3rd floor: 15 minutes have passed, everyone don't want to go up this building, please, the host is confused, no one scolds me.

It's sinking, it's sinking.

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Question: Shocked!According to the latest news from the live broadcast group in the mortal world, Xiao Yu and Rong Wei seem to have the intention of making friends with the mortal world.If you really want to resume communication with the mortal world, do fellow Taoists agree or object?

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Personally, I am firmly against it!

Now we all know that the mortal world has unfathomable skill in refining weapons, and we don't know anything about the mortal world, so if we rashly communicate with each other, what if we lead wolves into the house?

But at first glance, Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu has this wish...

Let me declare first, I am not the kind of brainless fan who unconditionally supports fellow Taoist Xiao Yu in everything!but...

Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu may have his reasons?

Why not wait for him to come back from the mortal world and listen to what he has to say.

By the way, I hate mortals, so I didn't join the live broadcast group, and watched the live broadcast of the photo stone regularly every day.

Can any fellow daoists in the group help me ask, can fellow daoist Xiao Yu really not change his attire and show his face in a clean and refreshing way?

I'm really not a fan, it's just...

Why did you make Fellow Daoist Xiao Yu dress up like that!Does the mortal world have any opinions on fellow Taoist Xiao Yu?Too good at ruining people, right? !

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Luoxiu-Chaoshanyi said: Fellow Daoist!Fellow Daoist, you understand it too well!After the live broadcast started, the sisters of our sect have passed out from crying several times!

It's not that I have any opinions on the costumes of the mortal world, but that's fellow Taoist Xiao Yu!

My mother, is there any aesthetics in the mortal world? What do you wear for fellow Taoist Xiao Yu?

Do you know how to love the fragrance and cherish the jade, do you know how to love the beauties, do you know that people rely on clothes, and beauties need to be decorated with more beautiful clothes?

No, I want to vomit blood just thinking about it.Our suzerain was so angry that he designed five new fairy clothes for more than an hour, and waited for Yumei to come back and send them over.

Hui Ze Xiao Rong replied to Luo Xiu: Is Luanshan Yiyun going to be new again, looking forward to it!I posted a post to invite you to come to Bailan Valley as guests, Sister Luo, tell Suzerain Lu that you can give us more discounts?

Ying Encounter-Wan Beast Palace: Stop chatting, hurry up and watch the live broadcast, and find the missing fellow Taoist and Elder Xiao Jing in the Desolate Lane Continent!