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"No, no, no, I thought about it, everyone is responsible for creating a harmonious society, and comparisons are prohibited in a harmonious society." Chu Xiuyuan hesitated.

Song Yu struck while the iron was hot: "If we compare like this, we won't be able to compare the results."

Chu Xiuyuan: "Then what should we do, guess the punch?"

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just give me the first time."

"Hehe..." Chu Xiuyuan refused to accept it, "It's like you know how to do it after all the battles."

"Then you know?" Song Yu raised his eyebrows, "We have no experience, but I have hardware and software advantages." The word "hardware" is particularly connotative.

Chu Xiuyuan grabbed the pillow and smashed Song Yu, I want you to show off your hardware, let you show off your hardware.

Song Yu hahaha took the opportunity to tease Chu Xiuyuan, and kissed the corner of his mouth: "Do you still remember that you owe me two dragons?"

"You..." Chu Xiuyuan raised his head and held his breath, gritted his teeth at Song Yu again, and squeezed out three words from between his teeth, "Forget it, you are ruthless..."

She gave up on herself and lay back on the bed with a look of lovelessness: "Come on."

But Song Yu didn't move.

Chu Xiuyuan kicked him twice: "Come on, don't be silly."

Song Yu frowned, Chu Xiuyuan observed Song Yu for two seconds, and suddenly heyed: "You don't know how to do it."

Song Yu looked at Chu Xiuyuan annoyedly, the extracurricular life of a top student is either anatomy or diagnostics, or "lice and fleas", at most there will be "the most lingering love story, all in Jinjiang Literature City".He originally thought that it would take a long time before he could combine with Chu Xiuyuan, and he completely underestimated Chu Xiuyuan's ability to provoke anger and overestimated his own self-control.

After all, he had a preliminary concept in his mind, but he hadn't practiced it, and he was always guilty. He was afraid that Chu Xiuyuan would be hurt if he didn't have the skills.If you fail to give Chu Xiuyuan a good first impression, the road ahead will be very bumpy.

What's worse is that the Internet is harmonious nowadays, and it is difficult to find the correct and scientific combination steps without going over the wall to check. The only ones are also very rough. He even doubts whether the ones he found in China are really reliable. .How can I make Chu Xiuyuan feel comfortable, how can I make Chu Xiuyuan not get hurt for the first time, how can I have superb technology, make Chu Xiuyuan addicted, indulge in him, demand from him, use technology to make him die , Song Yu didn't have that knowledge point in his mind at all.

Song Yu's current understanding of "applause for love" only comes from three channels, one is the Internet, the other is pure love novels, and the third is calcium tablets.

Excluding the Internet, there are still novels and small movies. The question is, what use can pure love novels be?In a place where popular science hemorrhoids and sacral plexus injuries do not allow medical descriptions of organs directly below the neck that cannot be described, as long as you see the appearance below the neck, no matter whether you copied "Diagnostics" or "Anatomy", all locked.

Therefore, even when the author is popularizing medical knowledge, the painting style can only be like this: hemorrhoids are a common disease located in an indescribable part.

Since then, Jinjiang Literature City has become a famous children's toy car store. The small labels on the toys are either "his indescribable indescribable indescribable indescribable" or the scenery of the soul beyond the bounds "Jinjiang, originated in the Daiyun Mountains, flows through Anxi , Yongchun and many other places, the total length is 182 kilometers, the water flow is large, and the river surface is wide and thick. When it flows down from the valley, passes through the narrow and long waterway and finally enters the underground cave, the river water is very turbulent because it falls from a high place, and the water flow hits the surrounding The rock walls are polished smooth and bright. In the middle of the underground channel, a raised rock is washed by the river water again and again, and the river water slaps it repeatedly. The surface of the rock becomes shiny and shiny. They poured endlessly into the depths of the cave, trying relentlessly to fill this endless pit.”*

If you want to find relevant knowledge from novels, it must be because your mind has been washed away by Jinjiang water.

Pure love novels don’t work, and calcium tablets don’t work, and it’s over after a while, and it’s completely useless in reality.

So Song Yu was very annoyed, so annoyed that he wanted to slap himself.

"Hahahahaha." Chu Xiuyuan saw Song Yu who was dumbfounded, and he was in a very happy mood. He teased Song Yu with his evil toes in a mischievous manner. As he wished, he saw the corners of Song Yu's eyes reddened by desire, and then got up from under the messy quilt. He took out his trousers and took out his mobile phone, "Let's check."

"The domestic Internet search is incomplete." Song Yu said.

"It's okay, I can climb over the wall."

Then Song Yu wrapped Chu Xiuyuan in the quilt to prevent him from catching a cold, and the two of them put their heads together, Brother Gu.

Chu Xiu searched far away and asked: "The teacher of sex medicine at night mentioned that it seems that an enema is needed..."

"Well, for safety and cleanliness, wash it."

"Oh..." Chu Xiuyuan first went to search for the colon cleansing steps, and saw that the people who came through were "in pain", "collapsed", "it was so hard, exhausted", and their smiles froze on their faces.I have such a cheap mouth...

Later, they found a very detailed post on Facebook. From preparation to final cleaning, everything was written out in detail, what kind of lubrication should be used, how to stretch fingers, how to relax, and how to let both parties enjoy , and even the tricks of various postures, and the difference in obtaining pleasure are clearly described.

After browsing the post, the two were silent for a long time.

Chu Xiuyuan bumped into Song Yu: "Is there lubricant in the bedroom?"

Song Yu expressionless: "No."

"It's a set."

There is nothing to love in life, "No..."

Nothing, you call me alone? "Then what to do?"

Song Yu's expression was like going to hell.

Chu Xiuyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and went to touch Song Yu again: "How are you down here?"

"Not good." Song Yu was annoyed, "It hurts."

Chu Xiuyuan laughed, and rolled onto Song Yu's body forcefully: "I'll help you."

Song Yu sighed, obviously a little disappointed, and touched Chu Xiuyuan's arm: "Are you comforting me?"

"Yes." Chu Xiuyuan grabbed Song Yu's right hand, rubbed his fingers one by one, and finally interlaced with his five fingers, "Do you want to be comforted by me?"

"Think." Chu Xiuyuan's smile dispelled Song Yu's little disappointment.

Clenching the palms in his hands, Chu Xiuyuan reached out to Song Yu and winked meaningfully, and the words on his lips brought Song Yu supreme spiritual pleasure.

"Don't be upset, I'm yours this time, and yours next time..."

The voice was not loud, but it was deeply imprinted in Song Yu's heart. For a moment, Song Yu's whole body became hotter.He was going to lose his soul by being seduced by this public guard.

It's really... the reincarnation of the male vixen.

Chu Xiuyuan licked his lips to help Song Yu. It was Song Yu who was being served, but he licked his lips as if he had eaten something delicious.Chu Xiuyuan didn't hide it at all, because when Song Yu was relieved, whether it was Song Yu's physical reaction or the focused eyes he looked over, he was excited.Even at the moment Song Yu called out his name, an impulse rushed forward, and it seemed that fireworks were going off in his mind.

Psychological satisfaction is no less than the ultimate enjoyment of walking in heaven.

The people under him are his.He wanted to possess him completely, whether it was intrusion or acceptance, he wanted to brand Song Yu, imprint a three-point imprint on Song Yu.

After everything was over, the two of them lay side by side on the bed and chatted, and they chatted until 12:[-] in the evening, until an unknown phone call came in.

"Can I lay by your side, next to you..."

Song Yu suddenly raised his eyes and looked at Chu Xiuyuan heavily. Chu Xiuyuan smiled smugly and kissed the corner of Song Yu's mouth before answering the phone: "Hello?"

The call came from a bamboo stick: "Brother Yuan, when are you going back to the dormitory? We are going to lock the door and go to sleep!"

The dormitory door is an old-fashioned lock, which cannot be opened with a key from the outside.

Chu Xiuyuan clicked his lips secretly: "Come back before one o'clock, wait for me for half an hour."

"Okay, okay, hurry up."

After hanging up the phone, Chu Xiuyuan began to get dressed: "I have to go back."

Song Yu pulled Chu Xiuyuan back and asked a seemingly irrelevant question: "laymedown?"

Chu Xiuyuan stopped what he was doing and blinked and smiled.

Song Yu was as soft as hot spring water: "When did you change the ringtone?"

"Two days after the concert..."

"I heard that I originally wanted to sing laymedown, so I changed it on purpose?"

Chu Xiuyuan gave Song Yu a "what's the point of asking this question" look: "Otherwise."

Song Yu looked at Chu Xiuyuan softly, and touched the back of his head: "I'm just happy."

"You like this song very much?"

"like."

"I've seen the MV of this song." Chu Xiuyuan tilted his head and recalled, "Have you seen it? I feel a little depressed."

Song Yu didn't answer, Chu Xiuyuan continued: "Although it was a gay wedding scene, it was filmed as if his lover would never come back to him. The blessings that people gave to the couple afterwards were more like His beautiful fantasy, but the reality is that he will always be alone in the church, just like at the end of the film, he is sitting alone on the pew in the church, singing "I want to snuggle next to you."

"Comrades, a minority group, are far from being able to have a happy wedding and be blessed like heterosexual weddings." So Chu Xiuyuan felt depressed.And the lyrics of the song, "You once said, don't cry when we are apart", "I stretch out my hands to you, but I don't know if you hear my call, my thoughts are flooding me like a tide, I think Nestled beside you", but you have already left me.

This song is too lonely, carrying crazy longing, and this heavy feeling, even longing and despair, Chu Xiuyuan can't understand now.

"But I like it." Song Yu said, "I like his lyrics, I can resonate with him."

resonance?

Is it to resonate with his longing, resonate with his loneliness, or resonate with his despair?

For a moment, Chu Xiuyuan had a bad premonition.

Immediately, Song Yu rubbed the back of his head: "I hope that one day, I can hold a wedding like the MV expected. Whether there is a blessing or not, I want everyone to know that I have a sweetheart who is willing to marry me. Facing prejudice and gossip together, he will never leave me, never leave me alone, never give up on me. And I will use all means to tie him by my side."

The author has something to say: *[Note] Excerpted from Jiyou's "What should I do about the white moonlight who meets the gold master in Momo"