i have a chromosome want to meet you

"What the hell is Song Yu?" Chu Xiuyuan asked.

Zhu Zhao was so surprised that he could put an egg in his mouth: "You don't know him?"

"Why should I know him?"

Zhu Zhao immediately became nympho: "He's very famous! He's super human! Well, he's very warm, very warm! He's easy to talk and handsome, my ideal type!"

"Oh." Chu Xiuyuan gritted his teeth twice, expressionless.

"You'll know it once you've been in contact with him, and he's a major transferred from a sophomore year. If you have any questions about the major transfer exam, you can ask him."

Chu Xiuyuan moved his ears and moved his fingers subconsciously.

Zhu Zhao: "The most romantic thing is that it was rumored on the Internet that he had a crush on a girl from our medical school in his sophomore year, and he decisively transferred from the science experiment class to Linba because of her. The brothers and sisters in psychology went to do ideological work for his mother. Just for a girl, I really want to know who Song Yu's sweetheart is."

Chu Xiuyuan fiddled with his fingers faster: "Really or not..." These days, he is still playing affectionately.

Their admission scores for this year's Linba are already ridiculously high, but compared with the science experimental class, they are nothing. With Chu Xiuyuan's score of 20 points higher than that of Linba, he still can't enter the experimental class. It can be seen that Song Yu's How high is the score.The experimental class is the top subject of their university, and after graduation, the annual salary of one million has a bright future, but because of a crush on a girl, Song Yu did not hesitate to give up high school and transfer to medical school?

But I haven't seen Song Yu and any girl achieve a positive result in my junior year... Don't you just stare at someone who has been tricked.

"Well, I don't know how true it is, but one thing is for sure, he is very nice. If you want to change your major, I'll help you connect, and he will definitely help you."

Chu Xiuyuan was silent for ten seconds. He reached out and touched a half-centimeter-long scar at the corner of his eye, which was left in the summer of the college entrance examination.His desire to switch majors ended up leaving him with an indelible scar.

With a sneer, his situation is so complicated that no one can help him: "Forget it."

"You don't believe he can help you?"

"If he can help me, I promise with my body."

When a straight man says he wants to make a promise to a man with his body, that is simply the most poisonous oath in the world, "Oh, it seems that you really don't believe it..."

I don't believe it's normal, right?

Not wanting to continue this topic, Chu Xiuyuan glanced at the comments under the school draft selection post, and it was even worse...

[Sheng Tian Yunbo: Chu Xiuyuan is just a scumbag, he was chaotic and abandoned at the beginning, how can he compare with Song Yu? 】

[Shan Shui Ping: He must have swiped the ticket, otherwise it would be impossible to only miss Song Yu's vote]

[Pearl and jade in front: relying on how good-looking I am, I play with the love of the school belle, hot chicken]

pretty?hehe……

Chu Xiuyuan was surprised that he was usually very low-key in the forum, and he was not the first in a bad selection, so why did so many people come to slander him.

[Gossip Essence: I heard that Goddess Lan was dumped after dating Chu Xiuyuan for two days]

[Lily of the valley: Pull it down!It was obviously our Goddess Lan who dumped him, and he wanted to have sex with our Goddess Lan within 24 hours of dating, his heart was full of lust, and when he was rejected by Goddess Lan, he began to dislike our Goddess for spraying perfume]

[Goddess Lan looks at me: This kind of pervert with low moral character is embarrassed to despise us Goddess Lan? 】

[Pearl jade in the front: When seeing a woman, he only knows how to pick a stud's stallion, with sperm on his head, and a white face]

[Sheng Tian Yunbo: If he didn't have that face, do you think he could get a woman with his little ability? 】

Oh, he understood it when he saw this. It turned out that the natural D-cup Li Lan's supporters made things up.

Logically speaking, replies on campus forums of an institution of higher learning shouldn't be so low-grade, but everyone on the Internet is wearing a vest, and in reality a polite guy can become a scourge on the Internet.

Zhu Zhao and Chu Xiuyuan got together to read the comments. In just one night, those sunspots huddled together and posted hundreds of comments in the comment area, all of which pointed at Chu Xiuyuan. This is still the case that the building has already been deleted, and they will express their congratulations normally The comments are flooded.

Zhu Zhao was furious, a group of keyboard warriors, this is slander!

Almost all the people who voted for Li Lan were boys. They were envious and jealous of Chu Xiuyuan for taking Li Lan away, but now that "Chu Xiuyuan intends to ruin Li Lan" was staged, they all exploded into anger and scolded Chu Xiuyuan. A bloody head.

"Look, I told you that you will suffer retribution!" Zhu Zhaoyi was filled with indignation, "What happened to you and Li Lan? Why did she dump you?"

Chu Xiuyuan was contemptuous in his heart, but his tone was very lazy: "Then she dumped me, I dumped her."

"What about those ugly words?"

Another sneer, isn't it just spreading rumors and adding fuel and vinegar to make trouble.

"Even if I want to do it, it's impossible to do it on the first day of dating, and she wears perfume like a lady, so it's a ghost if I get hard."

"So the truth is that Li Lan wanted to have sex with you on the first day, and you had sex with him, but you found that you couldn't get hard because of the perfume, so the man's self-esteem was frustrated, and he proposed to break up."

Chu Xiuyuan: "..."

Baby pig, your soft and cute girly style was eaten by you?

"Am I the kind of person who takes off his pants casually?" It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that he can't... Even if he doesn't wear perfume, it will be very difficult for him to get hard. In order to protect the self-esteem of men, Chu Xiuyuan will never take the initiative to bring up that aspect demand.

The baby feels wronged, but the baby must be strong, "I'm not so hungry that I can fuck any woman I see."

Zhu Zhao twitched his lips: "That's really hard to say..."

Chu Lanjing gave Baby Pig a pair of eyes: "Our breakup process was very brief, and the reason was very simple. I don't like the smell of perfume that suddenly appeared on her body after I confirmed our relationship with her, but she insisted on wearing it. If we can't agree, we simply broke up."

After all, Li Lan was dumped for spraying perfume, feeling unwilling and unable to save face, she blamed Chu Xiuyuan on the outside world.

"Break up for a broken perfume, you are also a weirdo."

"What's the matter." Chu Xiuyuan told JB the truth in a serious manner, "There are still people who break up because they drink yogurt and can't lick Gaier."

"Then what should we do about this matter? Let them scold you for nothing?"

"Otherwise? Just apply to delete the building, don't bother arguing with them, and lose your share. That woman is my ex-girlfriend anyway, so save her some face." Chu Xiuyuan patted Zhu Zhao and entrusted him with a big responsibility, "Give it to is you."

"Why do you want me to clean up the mess for you again!" Zhu Zhao shouted dissatisfiedly, no matter how lazy you are, there must be a limit!

"Those who can do more work, who made you my child."

"I hate it... I don't want to treat you as a child anymore, and you will order me around." Zhu Zhao muttered, but obediently contacted the forum administrator for Chu Xiuyuan.

Chu Xiuyuan has considerations. No matter how fierce a man is, he still has to pay attention to his demeanor, tearing up women?Are you kidding me? Is that something a well-known teaser can do?Although he can expose the truth, the truth is not good for women, especially that person has a very sensitive identity-ex-girlfriend. To win, it is better not to speak.

For these gossips, the public's memory is very short. Once the limelight is over, he is still Chu Xiuyuan, the provocative god of the public guard generation.Stare at who is pregnant.

Chu Xiuyuan pays attention to compassion and cherishing jade, Li Lan can't let go of his posture, and has a little bit of vanity, his nature is not bad, so there is no need to fight her endlessly.As for those trolls, sometimes they have time to go back one by one secretly, it depends on his mood.

But Chu Xiuyuan doesn't care about it now, it doesn't mean that those who find fault will let him go easily.Who makes a good-looking natural D cup rare.

The author has something to say:

Chu Xiuyuan: If he can help me, I will promise him with my body.

Zhu Zhao: Do ​​you know that you set up a flag?

Chu Xiuyuan: ...

Chu Xiuyuan: I will set up more flags in the future.

Zhu Zhao: For example?

Chu Xiuyuan: My ass is blooming.