i have a chromosome want to meet you

I depend on whether I rubbed against some incredible parts...

But embarrassment is only a matter of two seconds. Who is Chu Xiuyuan?How could a person who likes to be flirtatious and cheap be better off?So in order to confirm, Chu Xiuyuan suddenly rubbed against him twice maliciously, and Song Yu coughed softly: "Don't make trouble." Song Yu was not angry.

Chu Xiuyuan didn't move at all, the corner of his mouth was holding back a smile, but he still couldn't hold it back, he put his finger on Song Yu's shoulder and laughed out loud, in return Song Yu strangled his waist hard again.

The corner of Chu Xiuyuan's mouth curled into a teasing arc: "Your sacrifice is quite big. For the sake of other people's eggs, donate your own eggs."

Song Yu didn't reply right away, and coughed lightly again after a while: "Don't make trouble."

Chu Xiuyuan stopped making trouble, and threw himself on Song Yu's body, trembling slightly, obviously not laughing enough.

Song Yu had no choice but to find a topic to divert his attention: "Do you know those four who scolded you in the forum yesterday?"

"Hmm..." Chu Xiuyuan squinted his eyes, and followed Song Yu's question, "I know Xie Huiyi, Li Lan's roommate, argued with me because of Li Lan before. The other three..." Chu Xiu Yuan blinked and looked puzzled, "I don't seem to know..."

"Don't know each other?" Song Yu was surprised, "They seem to have a deep hatred with you, but you only know one of the four?"

"I really don't know you." Chu Xiuyuan snorted to express his dissatisfaction, "That Xiao Li said that I stole the school belle he was chasing, and all the boys in the school are chasing the school belle, so I have to get to know all the school boys once." If I don't have the skills, if I can't catch up with the colonel, I will be lazy and sick.

"What about Jin Jiamin?"

Chu Xiuyuan frowned: "He himself said that he owed someone a favor, and then he was humiliated by me? I don't think I have ever humiliated anyone...he is from the School of Basic Medicine." Maybe I have no enmity with him at all, He deliberately made excuses to gain sympathy.

Song Yu thought to himself, it's not necessarily true, just your poisonous tongue, you often poke other people's pain without knowing it.

"As for Gu Youting, who is the most active and ruthless among the four..."

"Gu Yuanting." Song Yu interrupted.

"Oh, Gu Yuanting." Chu Xiuyuan wrinkled his nose in a place Song Yu couldn't see with a look of disgust on his face, "He said that I hit him...it's just ridiculous." Before he apologized, he would blackmail me, next time we see you I die you, don't you mean I hit you?Then I will tell you the truth, and beat you until you can't take care of yourself.

Of course, to Song Yu, you have to be realistic and say: "I have never hit anyone since I entered school."

"Are you sure?" Song Yu was dubious.

What tone do I rely on?

Chu Xiuyuan was dissatisfied, but then he thought again, there is absolutely no way to hit someone, but what about doing it...cough.

Hands are considered rough, right?He didn't want Song Yu to know that he was a person who would be violent when he disagreed with him, so that he would appear to be very vulgar.

Chu Xiuyuan laughed with a guilty conscience: "I have never hit someone before. I still feel pain in my hands when I hit someone." It's just that I can't guarantee whether I have hit someone.

"So it's also possible that it wasn't you who hit him, but because of some conflicts between you, some discordant physical contact, he didn't win you, he was jealous, and beating was his one-sided statement."

Song Yu said it very euphemistically, but Chu Xiuyuan felt comfortable when he described the roughness as physical contact.It seems that Song Yu, a good old man, doesn't mind other people using some rough methods to solve the problem, which also dispels Chu Xiuyuan's worries just now.

But when it comes to physical contact... following Song Yu's words, Chu Xiuyuan suddenly had a flash of inspiration. There was indeed an unharmonious physical contact recently, and Xie Huiyi was there at the time, so that Gu Yuanting could not be...

"Have you seen that Gu Yuanting?" Chu Xiuyuan asked.

They are all clinical, and sometimes they take classes together. Of course Song Yu has seen them: "Yes."

"Did you cut your hair short, have a square face, thick and thick eyebrows, but a small mouth?" Chu Xiuyuan said while recalling the scene of physical contact at that time.

Song Yu nodded after thinking about it for two seconds: "That's right, it's him."

"Ah..." Chu Xiuyuan was stunned, "Then I know, I have met him, and I did have a feud with him." It was the boy who was watered by him after scolding Zhu Zhao on the day of the lecture.

So Tanigaki Tei is him?hehe?

He is the villain who sued first, so is there any reason to curse?

It was because he insulted Zhu Zhao first, and he was not convinced after giving him a lesson, instead of introspecting and looking for problems on himself, he always tossed those crooked ways and used some disgusting ways to retaliate behind his back. Chu Xiuyuan couldn't get used to this kind of person the most. .

Damn, I don't need to clean it up. If I knew it, I wouldn't irrigate it. I just poured urine in it.

Zhu Zhao has always said that his actions are too rough, he will easily make enemies, and he will suffer disaster one day. This time being hacked is the best example, but Chu Xiuyuan never takes it seriously, and still does his own way.For example, that group of people, in Chu Xiuyuan's view, they speak foul language and behave in a petty way. To deal with these small-minded people, no matter whether they move their hands or their mouths, they will remember them behind their backs. Who can guarantee that they will not If you only scold when you pour water, Tanigaki Tei won't hold grudges?

If he sees you upset and wants to deal with you, he can find any reason.Messing up with such a person can only count as bad luck.If you scold him, he will punish you, and if you beat him, he will punish you. You will be punished. I might as well hit him twice, at least I feel good.

Therefore, Chu Xiuyuan would never agree that his actions were biased.I just started, what's the matter.Next time I see you I'll still feed you.

Song Yu was very curious about the feud between Chu Xiuyuan and Gu Yuanting: "From the data, Gu Yuanting should be the initiator of the whole thing. What happened between you and him made him start the whole thing two weeks ago? Registering a trumpet, plotting preparations, and keeping an eye on people, even took a picture of you and He Yunru in the cafeteria for them."

"Actually, it's just a trivial matter." Chu Xiuyuan didn't take it seriously, "I couldn't understand him scolding Zhu Zhao, so I washed his mouth."

Song Yu frowned: "Wash your mouth?"

"gargle."

"Oh..." After elongating his voice, Song Yu's tone was clear, and he seemed to see through the meaning behind Chu Xiuyuan's back, knowing what excessive things Chu Xiuyuan had done to Gu Yuanting.

This tone made Chu Xiuyuan's heart tense. The severity of almost suffocating someone is not much better than beating someone. Afraid that Song Yu would have thoughts about him after guessing what happened, Chu Xiuyuan hurriedly changed the subject: "But The matter has come to an end, a few of them apologized in real names, I don’t think they dare to be keyboard warriors in the future, even if they don’t make trouble with the counselor, they will have to bear it. How to expose everything before, there is nothing to ponder.”

"That's right." If Song Yu reported it to the counselor, at least you can't escape the demerit, and let all those who follow the trend and watch the battle learn a lesson. Those keyboard warriors who come out to mess around will be smashed by the keyboard sooner or later.

Now that Keyboard Man is mentioned, Chu Xiuyuan has always had a question: "Did He Yunru's confession post be posted by them?"

"No."

"no?"

"When I checked the data, I found out that it was posted by a girl in their nursing class. That girl was quite weird. After asking, it was He Yunru's roommate. I complained that He Yunru liked to dress up and had a lot of activities, and that going out early and returning home late affected her study. She is I really thought that He Yunru's confession to you was rejected by you, so I gloated and said a few more words, but I didn't expect a group of people to be bored, replying back and forth, and the post was crooked."

Chu Xiuyuan pulled the corner of his mouth, that He Yunru is really unlucky.

Song Yu: "Those four people played rhythm in the last few pages of He Yunru's post, but I can be sure that the person who posted the post has nothing to do with them."

"Oh..." Chu Xiuyuan nodded, the cause and effect of the matter had been clarified, and there was only one last question left: "Then does it matter that you violated the forum rules?"

"Is it important that I can still send out all the data?"

Chu Xiuyuan was completely relieved, and smiled happily twice: "Thank you."

Song Yu also smiled: "Small things."

During the conversation, the subway stopped one stop after another. The car was no longer as crowded as sardine cans, and there were a little fewer passengers. However, the two of them kept holding each other, and neither of them offered to change their positions. , until Chu Xiuyuan felt his right arm was poked twice by a hard object.

Chu Xiuyuan and Song Yu turned their heads to look at the same time, and saw two small white eggs standing upright in front of their eyes.

Chu Xiuyuan and Song Yu: "..."

What is this egg for?

Before he could react, the uncle broke Chu Xiuyuan's arm, and put two eggs in Chu Xiuyuan's hands: "Don't underestimate these two eggs, these are natural pollution-free eggs, very valuable."

ha?

"Thank you for making room for my eggs." The uncle said as he took out two eggs from the heavy, red plastic bag, "I give you four homemade eggs, please keep them safe."

ha? ? ?

Chu Xiuyuan was completely speechless. I hugged Song Yu for a long time just to make room for your eggs?I squeezed your egg before, what the hell is wrong with your egg?

The native eggs are not big, but there are four of them. Chu Xiuyuan can't hold them steady with one hand. We are going bungee jumping. What do I want your eggs for?I reached out and wanted to return it.Unexpectedly, the uncle finished delivering the eggs, the car just arrived at the stop, and without giving Chu Xiuyuan a chance, he hugged the red plastic bag to his chest, protected his eggs with both hands, and walked out of the car, muttering to the people around him while walking: "Oh, these two guys are pretty good, but their brains are not very good. You said that the carriage was empty for a stop, and they still hugged each other without realizing it. Are you stupid?"

The aunt next to him didn't know if she knew the uncle, so she echoed, "That's right, everyone in the car has left, why are you still hugging each other?"

Song Yu coughed lightly and turned his face away, but his hands were still on.It's a pity that Chu Xiuyuan didn't see Song Yu's expression, and Chu Xiuyuan didn't notice Song Yu's movements.

Chu Xiuyuan's ears were also a little hot, and he silently stuffed four eggs into his lower abdomen, and shouted at the car door, "Protect the eggs!"

Song Yu suddenly failed. Feeling the eggs on the lower abdomen of the two of them, he almost burst out of laughter.

The author has something to say: Chu Xiuyuan: An egg in the left hand and an egg in the right hand

Song Yu sang: There are still two big balls underneath, hey, hey, hey~

Chu Xiuyuan: What the hell do you often go home to watch?