Holographic online game middle two GM

28. It's still hot!

On the other side, inside the church.

【"Carnal love is obscene." The priest frowned and said loudly, "Those cult things that God allows to appear in his world are all evil. Lin Xiao's shepherd should be cursed, and so should the singer in the sea." Cursed! I've heard their voices at night, trying to lure me from my vespers. They knocked on my window, laughing loudly. They whispered their tales of poisonous joy in my ears. They seduce me with all kinds of temptations, and when I want to pray, they come to tease me. They are hopeless, I tell you, they are hopeless. There is neither heaven nor heaven for them. There is no hell, and they will not be allowed to praise the name of God in heaven or hell."]

Shiwu Yueer pointed to the priest who scolded the fisherman and said to Arno, "Hey, did you hear that, the love of the body is obscene! The love of the soul is eternal! So let's forget it."

"It's just seduction, not the step of adultery."

"Meow, when I get back, I'll hack you on the website!" Shiwu Yue'er Buyuan threatened.

"Come on, it's not the first time. Remember to choose a more handsome one when you post my photo this time." Arno didn't care.

"Fruit photo! I want to post your photo!"

Arno thought for a while, "It's okay, anyway, unlike Uncle Zhan's small belly, I have eight-pack abs."

...Fifteen Yueer looked at Uncle Zhan in a sympathetic manner, "You have a belly? Tsk tsk, time is not forgiving."

Uncle Zhan's black line.He punched Arno, "Don't think I won't sue you for defamation just because you're a colleague."

Arno grinned in pain.

["Father," cried the young fisherman, "you don't know what you're talking about. One day I threw down my net and caught a king's daughter. She was fairer than the morning star, and whiter than the moon. For I am willing to give up my soul for her body, and I am willing to give up the kingdom of heaven for her love. Please tell me what I beg you, and let me go back safely.”]

["Go! go!" cried the priest. "Your mistress is hopeless, and you will follow her to the point of hopelessness." The priest did not bless him, but drove him out of the house. 】

Seeing the fisherman being driven out, Uncle Zhan Arno and the military adviser also withdrew immediately.

"No, no, no." Shiwu Yueer Buyuan hugged Uncle Zhan's thigh and did not let go.

Uncle Zhan raised his foot and kicked Wuyue'er Buyuan directly to the wall opposite the church, "I'm calling you a stern, retribution."

"Come on!" Before leaving, Arno cheered Shiwu Yue'er up.

Fifteen Yueer went berserk, pulled himself off the wall, rolled up his sleeves and strode towards the priest.Meow!Isn't it just to seduce an NPC!what ah!Back then, I dared to seduce the president of Huaxia for the sake of information!Who is afraid of whom!Ma'am, no, I'm going all out!

Seeing that the fifteenth month is not round, the priest clasped his hands together, "This benefactor..."

The corner of Shiwuyue'er's mouth twitched.

"Uh, I'm changing words." The priest shook his head, raised his hand and made a sign of the cross on his chest, "My child, what's the matter?"

Taking a deep breath, Shiwu Yue'er showed a troubled expression, and called weakly, "Father..."

(One thousand seven hundred words are omitted here.)

...

Outside the church, the fisherman sat slumped on the steps in a daze.Buding sat beside the fisherman and looked at everyone.

"Do you want to sing a song alone to pass the time?" Buding suggested.

"Shut up." The others said in unison.

All right.Bu Ding shut up, resting his chin with both hands.

Seeing that Buding gave up the idea of ​​singing, the fisherman NPC also heaved a sigh of relief.

Suddenly, Arno leaned over and pulled Buding aside, looked him up and down and asked in a low voice, "Why do you think Laobai just fell in love with you?"

Bu Ding is angry.Meow!You idiot who doesn't know the inside story is here to beep beep wool.

However, up to now, Buding has given up explaining to these bastards.It’s just that if I want to die, I can’t die alone, and I have to be a supporter anyway. Thinking of this, Buding looked at Arno and showed a smile. No matter how you look at it, that smile makes people feel extremely bright, “Because he has high vision.”

"Are you praising your good looks in disguise?"

"No, Gu is directly calling you ugly."

"Why are you talking about me all of a sudden?"

"Because your tone sounds like envy, jealousy and hatred."

Arno thought carefully about Buding's words, and suddenly realized, "You mean I like Laobai so I'm jealous of you?"

"You said it yourself."

"I..." Thinking about how he likes the picture of Lao Bai being jealous of Buding, Arno vomited, "Ouch..."

Buding was startled, "Could it be that you are pregnant with Emperor Yi's eldest child?"

"Why did you mention Emperor Yi?" Arno was also surprised.

"Because it is said that Emperor Yi will push you once a day."

Following Buding's words, he thought about the picture of Emperor Yi pushing himself down, and Arno vomited again, "vomit..."

The whispering between the two didn't attract much attention from others, but Uncle Zhan, who has special skills, heard it clearly.

Uncle Zhan felt a bit of a stomachache, one of the two was overcompensating, and the other had a distorted brain circuit.In the end, he painfully opened Lei Song's private chat.

Ba Tang, Uncle Zhan: Take your brat back.

Lei Song, who didn't know what happened from the beginning to the end, felt at a loss when he saw this sudden news.

Lei Song: Meow?

Seeing Lei Song's reply, Uncle Zhan was furious!Meow, you meow meow, meow! ! ! !It's shameful to be cute, meow!Uh...meow?I got a meow!

Lei Song looked at the long string of garbled characters sent by Uncle Zhan and fell into deep thought.Then open the guild list... The brats... Well... The brats in the guild are basically in the dungeon as a group, and only two are acting alone.

The boy who will eventually become king is shown in the main city, probably running errands for NPCs.The location shown by the other seven Bu Xiaoding is on the Windy Coast...

The Windy Coast?

Lei Song thought for a while, and sent a message to Emperor Yi.

The bear boy Buding bit his lollipop on his chin.

Are all the domineering people so strange?Looking at Arno, who was vomiting non-stop, and Uncle Zhan, who was suddenly furious, and Bai Yunchao, who was silent at the side, Buding suddenly felt that this team is really awesome!

Bai Yunchao, the number one swordsman, fought against the world's boss.

Ba Tang, Arno, the number one berserker, the boss of Ba Tang.

Fifteen months are not round, first bard.Although he has quite a lot of moisture, as the boss of Kiriyalou, he should be regarded as a good person.

Overlord, Uncle Zhan, Guardian Knight.Although he doesn't have the title of No. [-], it seems to be super reliable, and he is obviously a person with more real power than Arno.

As for the military division, there is no need to explain, Little Frost Prince.

kindness?etc.Looking at the guild badge with the word 'protection' written on the military division's chest, Bu Ding was startled, "You are actually Gu Shiqing's fan!"

The whole world will protect you without death, and the seven armies will be flooded with water.

"Hmph." The military division smiled charmingly, "In reality, I am the captain of the third division of the Qingqin Guard!"

"Gu Shiqing..." Thinking of the beautiful elf priest I met in the elf ruins last time, Buding couldn't help drooling, "It's really pretty, I just said a few more words to her last time and asked for an autograph." alright..."

"What! You and Qingqing have met? Have you ever talked?" The military division was furious. "Dare to talk to Qingqing without the permission of our personal guards. I will destroy you on behalf of the moon! Wake up!"

Just as the military division was about to rush forward to destroy Buding, the sound of glass breaking came from the back of the church.Then I heard a commotion in the church, and the noise suddenly broke out.

"I suddenly thought of a question." The military adviser habitually pushed the non-existent glasses frame, "Didn't it mean that the priest has level 99? Then if he wants to run, will he really run away?"

If you can't get away... uh... the silence of the mystery.

"Should we call him back?" The military division asked after thinking about it.

silence.

"Okay, let's forget it." The military division shook his head to himself.

silence.

"However, that kind of situation shouldn't exist in the game." The strategist dragged his chin and frowned.

silence.

"However, since Illusory Continent is the latest type of optical brain, maybe it may." The military division looked dignified.

silence.

"But..." The military division hesitated.

Buding tugged on the military division's sleeve, "Military division, pay attention to the atmosphere."

"Oh."

silence.

Fifteen months passed and he didn't come back for a long time.Just when the patience of everyone waiting was about to be worn out, there was a sound in the bushes behind him, and when he looked back, he saw Shiwuyue'er in a wet and embarrassing appearance.

Buding was shocked, "Did you take a bath by the way..."

"En?" Shiwu Yue'er didn't understand Buding's complaints, but just calmed down his unsteady breath due to running, meow, that priest can still transform into a Super Saiyan, and he was almost caught "It's a good thing I'm a Sea Clan and can transform..."

"Also, did you still play with humans and beasts..." Buding's voice trembled, you actually paid such a big sacrifice for this task!That's great.

? ? ?Shiwuyue'er blinked her eyes indistinctly.

Bai Yunchao quickly covered Buding's mouth to prevent him from continuing, "Is the task completed?"

"I don't even want to see who is going to do it." Shiwuyue'er unhappily took out the pair of 'priest's underwear' from the backpack and shook it. "Look, it's still warm."

... After three seconds of silence, everyone retreated.

"Meow, stay away from us!"

"roll roll roll..."

"I'm not welcome to come here again!"

Shiwuyue'er Buyuan was shaking the priest's underpants in his hands, looking like he had been torn up, "Ah...hateful...he looks like he dislikes the Lun family..."

As Shiwuyue'er Buyuan approached step by step, everyone trembled and retreated step by step. At this moment, they only heard a "squeak", and the door of the church behind them was pushed open.

"Ah..." Shiwu Yue'er froze in place.

"...Ah" Everyone was stunned after looking back at the situation.

The priest came out in disheveled clothes, blushing and looking at Shiwuyue'er and the onlookers.

In the silence, only the fisherman NPC said coolly, "The love of the body is obscene, but the love of the soul is eternal..."

The priest gritted his teeth when he heard the words, his murderous aura rose to the sky.

"Run..." The players scattered and fled in an instant.