I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

Hanazawa Asahi has seen the architectural appearance of the office many times on TV.

The very tasteful red brick exterior wall looks a bit ancient European at first glance, and it looks particularly charming.The coffee shop downstairs of the office is very quiet, and the smell of coffee greets us as soon as we open it.

Osamu Dazai seems to be a regular customer of this coffee shop. When he walked in, the waitress inside greeted him with a smile: "Good afternoon, Mr. Dazai."

"Good afternoon." Osamu Dazai replied cheerfully.

The smiles of the women in black and white maid uniforms are very serene, and after a long time of watching, there is a kind of attractive taste.However, what she said made a listener terrified: "Mr. Dazai, when will you pay back the credit in the store?"

Osamu Dazai just smiled and didn't answer.

The woman also smiled and stared at him.

Dazai Osamu's cheeks slowly dripped with cold sweat, as if he finally couldn't bear the intimidating gaze, he said slowly: "Ah——today's young lady is indeed so beautiful."

"It's useless to praise me, I won't take this kind of thing. When Mr. Dazai bought life insurance, you must remember to tell me." The maid finished happily, and handed the menu to Hanazawa Asahi behind her, "Welcome, sir. Call me when you think about something."

"……OK."

Witnessing the maid in front of him pressing for the debt without changing her expression, Hanazawa Asahi cowardly borrowed the menu.

A few seconds after the maid turned and left, Hanazawa Asahi immediately looked at Osamu Dazai with trashy eyes, "... I thought that Mr. Dazai often invited women out of love, which was too much. It turned out that Mr. Dazai would still On credit—how much is on credit.”

Osamu Dazai propped his chin with one hand, he thought for less than three seconds, and then smiled: "I've already forgotten. Adults often spend money in many places, and every time it comes to the day of salary, I will I couldn't help spending money everywhere, and when I came to my senses, my wallet was empty."

Hanazawa Asahi dared to guarantee that if he was the manager of this coffee shop, he would definitely pick up a broom and drive him out viciously when he saw a customer like Dazai Osamu who was eating and drinking for nothing in the shop.He will never be allowed to step into the shop.

Hanazawa Asahi sighed, "I see, I will treat you to this afternoon tea. I can't add to the store manager's troubles. I don't want to add another sum to your countless bills. Wait until I get it Pay back the money to the store manager first.”

Dazai nodded.

Hanazawa Asahi ordered a tuna fish sandwich and a cup of hot cocoa, and Osamu Dazai ordered a cup of black coffee himself.

"When I went downstairs to the office, I suddenly remembered...why didn't you ask Mr. Kunikida for help? Mr. Kunikida and the others are better at handling this kind of thing." Hanazawa Asahi asked.

Osamu Dazai's grinning face collapsed in an instant, and he said faintly: "Kunikida-kun congratulated me when he found out about this. He said that I have always wanted to find a beautiful young lady as the object of my love. According to the way the other party is obsessed with me To a certain extent, if I make a request to die for love, she will definitely not refuse me...Ahh, Miss Xie Ye and Dun Jun, who was once innocent and easy to bully, all congratulated me one after another."

Osamu Dazai was lying on the table, drawing circles on the table with his fingers, his whole body was covered with a gray color, "Do you think they are too much?"

Hanazawa Asahi folded her hands together, and felt that Kunikida Doppo's idea was right and very reasonable.He shook his head violently, and was almost deceived by Osamu Dazai again.

He sighed: "This is the story of [Wolf is Coming] in real life. If Mr. Dazai didn't say these words easily on weekdays, Mr. Kunikida would not have such an attitude. .”

Osamu Dazai touched the rim of the coffee cup, threw a few cubes of sugar into it as if nothing had happened, and then stirred it with a spoon.

Hanazawa Asahi frowned unhappy because she didn't get an answer, "But I can't help you with anything. If I don't know who she is, I have no heart to help you, but I don't have the ability to help you."

Osamu Dazai said: "Asahi is so good, maybe you will capture the other party's peace of mind with your cute face as soon as you pass by."

"...So that made me the object of her idiot, right?" Hanazawa Asahi was speechless, "You might as well tell him that I am your illegitimate child, and you already have something you want, but she is not here now Yokohama. If you persuade her left and right, she might be able to give up."

"Could it be possible that I gave birth to you at the age of fourteen or fifteen?"

Hanazawa Asahi nodded with a smile: "It's very popular in India to have children at this age, Dazai Daddy."

Hanazawa Asahi was young, so she had to say an extremely young number, thirteen or fourteen years old would be fine.The ages of the two people are exaggerated and increased or decreased by a few years. I just want to make a rationale, but there are still some.

Osamu Dazai was speechless, he silently took a sip of the black coffee on the table.And because it was too bitter, he stuck out his tongue and spat it out fiercely, as if this would relieve the bitterness in his tongue.He caught a glimpse of the cup next to him out of the corner of his eye, and reached out his hand very naturally to drink the hot cocoa next to Huazawa Asahi's wrist.

This move earned Hanazawa Asahi's indifferent gaze, but he finally held back his hand and slapped Osamu Dazai's extra hand without a slap.Watching Osamu Dazai finish half of his hot cocoa, the rest is because he couldn't drink it all in one sitting.

"Stop joking with me, Mr. Dazai." Hanazawa Asahi ate half of the tuna sandwich while Dazai was drinking hot cocoa, "Just kidding again, I'll go home after this meal."

Osamu Dazai muttered, "Asahi is becoming more and more impatient now."

"She has been entangled recently. I don't have much clue about her. Recently, I have been very clean and have not gone to any unnecessary places to hook up." Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "I have been busy with Asahi's affairs for the past few months. It's easy to rest for a week or two. The money bag is empty, and there are not many places to go. I am obediently studying the poison recorded in the perfect suicide manual at home."

Hanazawa Asahi thinks that obediently and poison don't match at all.

His desire to complain was finally suppressed in his heart, and he didn't say it out.

"The first time I found out was that she threw a letter into the mailbox at my house, and she insisted on throwing a letter into the mailbox every day. I discovered that someone was spying on me in my daily life." Osamu Dazai said, he From the corner of her eye, she glanced at the waitress who was wiping the tables in the shop, "Usually, Kunikida-kun and I come to the cafe to enjoy a leisurely break. Miss is being targeted."

Dazai Osamu didn't go out very much recently, and the bars he often went to were also unable to go because his wallet was empty.The only woman who has a life intersection with him is the waitress in the coffee shop besides Yosano-san who works with him in the office and the general staff.

The two parties have known each other for a long time, and they are proficient in speaking, and they are very comfortable with each other's routines.In the eyes of someone with a heart, it becomes a deliberate flirting.

"No matter how bastard I am, I don't want innocent people to be hurt." Osamu Dazai sighed, "But let me fall in love with a woman I have never met, my answer is NO."

It's difficult.

Hanazawa Asahi knew that Dazai Osamu's face was very good. During the Hero Temporary License Examination, he had carefully noticed Dazai Osamu's too good-looking face.

Even the male Hanazawa Asahi felt that Osamu Dazai was good-looking from the bottom of his heart.

I've known him for a long time, even if I don't talk to him.I often feel worried because of the melancholy and lonely temperament that Osamu Dazai exudes from time to time, and my eyes can't help staying on him.

After watching for a long time, the kindness in human hearts will be infinitely magnified because of Osamu Dazai's unique temperament.I can't help worrying about him. I have been worrying in good faith for a long time, and it seems that I can't tell whether it is worry or love.

Attention is the beginning of love.

For example, the overly extreme woman in Osamu Dazai's mouth is a typical disaster caused by Osamu Dazai's own temperament.Osamu Dazai has a blessed face, even if Osamu Dazai's face is ordinary or ugly.No matter how melancholic the temperament is, coupled with the average appearance, it is just a word - self-pity.The good-looking face and melancholy unique temperament, all integrated into one, is Osamu Dazai.

Hanazawa Asahi sorted out the cause and effect, looking at Osamu Dazai, he was looking at a scourge.I couldn't help but shook my head and sighed, "It all grew on you."

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

He pouted, "Have you figured out a solution?"

Dazai Zhiyan smiled at Yanyan, looked at Hanazawa Asahi, and blinked his eyes.

"You're right. Maybe I told her that I have someone I like, and she might give up."

"With Ms. Xie Ye?" Hanazawa Asahi said in vain, "There is no need to worry about the fighting power with Ms. Xie Ye, it is a good choice."

Osamu Dazai had an inexplicable expression: "Why did you say Ms. Yu Xie Ye? Ms. Yu Xie Ye was the first person to say congratulations to me."

Hanazawa Asahi: "... besides Miss Xie Ye, who else?"

Osamu Dazai rested his chin, and looked at Hanazawa Asahi, "Huh? Isn't that obvious? From the beginning, the only person you asked for was Asahi, right?"

Hanazawa Asahi: "...?"

He thought calmly for a minute, then suddenly got up, wanting to beat up Osamu Dazai.

"Have you been talking nonsense with me for so long with this idea from the beginning??"

There are so many people in the office, and finally he was chosen.

Osamu Dazai innocently looked away, "How could that be?"

Hanazawa Asahi looked at Osamu Dazai and wanted to beat him up.

He sat back on the chair angrily, and took a hard bite of the only sandwich left, as if biting the flesh and blood of Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to feel Hanazawa Asahi's distress, he pinched two sugar cubes with his fingers and threw them into the black coffee, taking a sip gracefully.

Very bitter, the thick bitterness of coffee swept through the entire mouth.Osamu Dazai didn't seem to feel it, and showed a sweet smile.

How could he not know what Hanazawa Asahi was thinking.

Who is Osamu Dazai? If he wants something, he will do it without hesitation, without even thinking about it.

If he really wanted to solve this incident, Dazai would have arrested him within half an hour of the whole process.

He watched Huaze fall into the net he made, so he happily called the waiter.

"I'm hungry, please have a sandwich."

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There are still 52 words to finish, so I counted them to see if I can finish [-] chapters and make up a good number.

Mr. Dazai is a little villain(.)

Thank you for collecting the manuscript www! !But my next post is scheduled to be Ghost Slayer hahaha, IF will open next year.