I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

The chat between Oulumite and Hanazawa Asahi lasted less than 5 minutes.

Not that there is nothing to talk about.

It's not because the relationship with each other is too awkward.

It was just a brief exchange and eye contact, and Oulumite confirmed that even though Hanazawa Asahi grew up, he has been unswervingly moving towards the right path without too much interference.Just a few words of pleasantries.

During the short chat time, the Hero Provisional License Examination officially ended.The two families with high scores rejoice, while those with low scores prepare to take the exam again.

Aizawa Yuta glanced at the practice field below, and the students had already started to leave in an orderly manner.Compared with the practice field, the auditorium is farther from the exit.He urged Oulumite from the side: "Let's go. The students are waiting in the bus."

Oulumaite nodded, and he patted Hanazawa Asahi's shoulder with his broad palm, "Keep going, boy Hanazawa."

Aizawa Shouta and Orumite left side by side.

Hanazawa Asahi had been watching Olumite disappear at the door, he touched his shoulder that Olumit had just patted, and asked Osamu Dazai next to him: "... Should I not ask a friend to borrow it just now?" The clothes are better."

Clothes touched by Orumat.

Ouchu Hanazawa Asahi liked it so much that she even thought about not returning the clothes to her friends.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Hanazawa Asahi with disdain, "You are so perverted, it's a compliment to say that you are an illegitimate fan. I am not satisfied with taking a handkerchief from someone else, and I want to take my friend's clothes."

Hanazawa Asahi stopped patting his shoulder suddenly, and he recalled that Osamu Dazai was harassing him with words just now.

He slowly leaned towards his body as if nothing had happened, speaking sooner or later.He stood up and stretched out his hands to push Osamu Dazai down on the armchair.

Osamu Dazai calmly looked up at Hanazawa Asahi.

Even if Hanazawa Asahi of 163 stands up, in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, he is not much higher, and it can be said that there is no sense of oppression at all.

Looking at it from a close distance, Osamu Dazai's kite-colored eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of honey, with a layer of warmth and light.

The frivolous behavior has not changed because of Hanazawa Asahi's actions.

"What?"

"Mr. Dazai is a bad guy, I'm thinking about how to punish you." Hanazawa Asahi complained with a serious expression, "I feel very embarrassed to be bumped into by Oulumite. Mr. Dazai clearly saw Oulumite coming but didn't Tell me—do you know what this is in school? I was playing with my phone on the table, and Mr. Dazai, who promised to help me watch the wind, disappeared. Don’t you think it’s too much?”

No matter how serious the expression is, it can't stop Hanazawa Asahi's slightly funny description, and it's completely obvious that Hanazawa Asahi is not that angry about this matter.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing, "You only call me Mr. Dazai when you are angry."

"Because Mr. Dazai's pronunciation is very nice, I like it very much."

Osamu Dazai didn't expect to get this reply, he opened his eyes slightly and smiled.

"The most Asahi can do is treat me to spicy curry. What else can you do to me?"

Osamu Dazai was like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, Hanazawa Asahi pondered for a moment, then stretched out his hand to grab Osamu Dazai's face.

"No way. The training ground is too far away from Mapo Tofu, so we can make do with this."

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai exclaimed, his voice was already slurred due to being pulled, "Asahi, Asahi. My face is the favorite face of women. You are recklessly throwing away everything...Wow .”

"It's a pity, I'm not a girl. I don't understand the so-called charm of a man."

This statement is false.

他早就觉得太宰治俊秀的脸能够迷惑女性迷魂颠倒，好看的程度是说出了“亲爱的小姐，我想要和你殉情。”也不会被暴揍一顿，反而会受到女性满Flushed face and vague refusal, as long as Osamu Dazai is more aggressive, maybe he can really persuade the girl to die in love with him.

That's why I feel...

"It's really a waste of money to have such a pretty face on your face. Why did God give such a bad guy such a pretty face to you?"

Osamu Dazai said complacently: "Are you praising me, Asahi? There is no way, whoever makes this world unfair. Just like I am handsome and tall, Asahi is short and has a face with young teeth, This is the injustice of the world, and Asahi doesn't know this truth yet, so it can only be said that he is too young."

Hanazawa Asahi pinched Osamu Dazai's face and pulled it to both sides vigorously. This time, he used no less force. He even saw veins appearing on the back of his hand. He gritted his teeth and jumped out word by word: "Dazai Sir, I really hope that you can know that there is a saying that a person who knows the current affairs is a hero. You have only one face to deceive others besides your bad personality, so please be good good cherish cherish. "

"Ugh..."

Osamu Dazai blushed from being pinched, he said vaguely.

"Only Asahi would take such naive revenge on me, it hurts."

Hanazawa Asahi lowered his head and stared at Osamu Dazai, his eyes conveyed a message.

[Apologies. ]

Osamu Dazai had no choice but to raise his hands as a sign of surrender.

"There won't be a next time. I promise."

Hanazawa Asahi let go of Osamu Dazai, and let go of his hands.As if nothing had happened, he showed a soft smile like a child, "Mr. Dazai, remember, next time you still tease me in front of Orumite, I will take you to Fuyuki City, and treat you to eat the universe invincible! Delicious mapo tofu."

It was so delicious that all five heroic spirits plunged into the bowl. ①

Osamu Dazai covered his burning cheeks, and said recklessly, "How could you meet Oulumite again? After he retires, he can happily start his retirement life at home."

Hanazawa Asahi: "..."

Talk nonsense.

"S·h·i·t."

jojo swear words.

Hanazawa Asahi was about to get up from Dazai Osamu's body, but she was still very tired from bending over to Dazai Osamu's face.

Osamu Dazai was caught off guard and pulled down the edge of Hanazawa Asahi's hood with his hand, stopping all the movements that Hanazawa Asahi was about to get up.

Hanazawa Asahi didn't stand up, so she had to keep bending down.

"...Do you have a soft spot for my hat?"

A pure white hooded coat with a particularly large hat.It is often used for shelter from the wind in autumn and winter. When the hood is put on, the upper half of the face can hardly be seen.

"Do I look like someone who can wear this kind of clothes?"

"Young people like to wear hooded coats very much. Mr. Dazai, have you left this field?"

"...Forget it." Osamu Dazai groped into Hanazawa Asahi's pocket very smoothly, and took out Olumite's handkerchief.During the process, he clearly felt that Hanazawa Asahi was blowing his hair, his eyes were wide open, and he almost rushed out of his mouth immediately [Put down your hand, put down my favorite baby. ].

"Asahi—you idiot." Osamu Dazai put the handkerchief in his hand, and rubbed it roughly on his face, "His face is gray and dirty, and he is still crying, and the tears don't cost money."

"?" Hanazawa Asahi, whose face was inexplicably wiped, retorted somewhat dissatisfied, "Didn't Mr. Dazai also want to make me cry?"

Dazai Zhizhi said frankly: "My crying and other people's crying are two different concepts. It's like when others eat ramen, I can only watch it. I didn't eat the ramen myself. Of course I ate the ramen myself. It will taste delicious."

"What a strange metaphor... Aww, Dazai-san, you rubbed my eyes."

"I learned this kind of weird metaphor from you." Although Osamu Dazai didn't agree verbally, he still moved his hands lightly, "Wow, how many times have you cried today, and the tears are dry and can't be wiped off."

"You give up, it hurts to rub hard." Hanazawa Asahi muttered, "Mr. Dazai didn't come back with revenge, and suddenly he was so kind to me. I'm a little scared."

Osamu Dazai stopped, and asked hesitantly, "...are you shaking M?"

"Mr. Dazai is usually so bad-tempered. I think it's strange that he suddenly becomes a good person."

"No. Actually, to be honest, I still haven't changed my mind about making you cry now. You have been made cry by so many men today, but not by me... I have been thinking about making you cry for a long, long time. The bully cried. I was the one who came first, why...why did it end up like this." Dazai Osamu said, he was already in the drama, and sadly put a handkerchief by the corner of his eyes, pretending to cry, "Asahi is really a watery person."

"...Don't talk nonsense, I don't, I'm not."

Hanazawa Asahi denied it three times, lest someone passing by might misunderstand something.

Looking at Osamu Dazai's face, he seemed to really feel the desire of Osamu Dazai, he hesitated and asked, "Do you really want to?"

"...?"

"...want to see me cry." Hanazawa Asahi said in a self-defeating manner.

Why does it seem like high school sweethearts say they really want to?Obviously he has never been in a relationship yet, but he has to experience this sense of shame

"Oh!! Are you really allowed to let me bully you?" Osamu Dazai's eyes sparkled, like the morning stars in the universe, "Could it be that Asahi is a super nice person."

"I didn't tell you to bully me."

Osamu Dazai quickly performed the legendary face-changing Peking Opera in just one second, and the gleaming expectant face immediately turned into disdain, and even made a "cut" in super disgust.

...wow, what kind of hot chicken is this guy.

Forget it, since Osamu Dazai tipped him off today, he doesn't care so much.It's not the first day I know Osamu Dazai, and it's not the first time I know that Osamu Dazai can really be stuffed into a trash can and regenerated sometimes.

Hanazawa Asahi sighed and turned his back.

Osamu Dazai was also curious about what Hanazawa Asahi wanted to do.

"What are you doing... oh, oh hoo."

Osamu Dazai tugged on Hanazawa Asahi's sleeve and pulled him over.

There were teardrops hanging from the corners of Hanazawa Asahi's eyes, and she sniffled eagerly, the corners of her eyes were smudged with dazzling pink.

He bit his lower lip, trying to hold back his tears.But the tears seemed to be unstoppable no matter what, and the big ones slid down from the cheeks one after another, sinking into the slender neck.He was depressed and resentful, looked soft and wanted to be bullied.

In fact, Osamu Dazai did the same.

He reached out to poke Hanazawa Asahi's cheek to see if his face was made of water, and cried as soon as he said it, without any prelude.

In fact, this was the first time that Osamu Dazai watched Hanazawa Asahi's crying face up close, and it was the first time he accidentally bullied him into crying. At that time, Dazai Osamu was not very interested in crying face until he saw Saiki Kongsuke's portfolio.

Want to bully him to cry.

A secret idea quietly drilled out.

Seeing what other children can do, Osamu Dazai couldn't help but want to see that expression of crying or not.

"Why are you poking me?" Hanazawa Asahi was dissatisfied with Dazai Osamu's behavior, opened his mouth, and the voice that came out of his flat mouth was crying, hoarse and very soft.

"I just want to see if you are a water bun, otherwise you will cry if you cry?"

Huazawa Asahi almost laughed angrily, "Didn't you want to see me cry?"

"Although I didn't say that, Asahi is really amazing."

"I eat with this." Hanazawa Asahi was not very happy about his skill.

"However, I still feel that if I bully Asahi and cry with my own hands, I will feel more fulfilled."

Huazawa Asahi moved her mouth, and only said one word: "Get lost."

"Asahi was crying and saying this word, it didn't have any deterrent effect, now it's more like a child acting like a spoiled child." Osamu Dazai was complacent, because Hanazawa Asahi had accommodated him in advance, he walked down the pole unceremoniously Climb on it.

He stretched out his hand towards Hanazawa Asahi's face.

Huazawa Asahi thought that he wanted to wipe his tears for him, so he didn't particularly resist, but he didn't know that this person's hand went over the back of his head, and touched it, "He's a good boy, a big villain like me who goes too far, Seeing a good boy like Asahi crying, it will be even more extreme."

For example.

Osamu Dazai put his ear to Hanazawa Asahi's ear, and said a word lightly.

"Did you know that Oulumite came to see the exam today because Mr. Zhongshan called the principal of Xiongying School. The principal wanted to see the shocked and incredible expression on Oulumite's face, so he was very special. I was persuaded to come here. Then—who made Mr. Zhongshan move this compassionate heart, except for Mr. Zhongshan’s favorite Asahi, there is no one else.”

Hanazawa Asahi...

Huazawa Asahi couldn't hold back the tears, big ones fell like a broken kite.He whimpered loudly, wishing he could lower his head and bite Dazai Osamu.

"So, in the final analysis, am I the culprit who made me feel so embarrassed today?"

Dazai Zhizhi nodded his head as a matter of course, "The root of all evil is the Asahi."

Hanazawa Asahi burst into tears, "Mr. Spicy Chicken Dazai woo woo."

Does this person really understand what a white lie is? He doesn't intend to hide anything.

When Hanazawa Asahi was crying on the sidelines, Osamu Dazai clapped his hands in a particularly booing way: "Oh, this feeling! It's super good, Asahi is really suitable for crying. Watching it makes me feel particularly fulfilled, my desire Satisfied."

Actually not.

It's just that Osamu Dazai felt that if he continued bullying and cried so many times a day, Hanazawa Asahi would definitely go to work with swollen eyes the next day.

At that time, there will be no need for makeup to cover up, as long as you have a crying cat face, you can deceive others.

But if acquaintances see it, the biggest feeling is that Hanazawa Asahi made a girlfriend and was cuckolded and broke up.

Osamu Dazai didn't feel ashamed at all, and was even a little flattered.

With only one millimeter of conscience left, he patted Huazawa Asahi on the shoulder and said earnestly.

"Next time, don't agree to others easily, or this will be the consequence. Not everyone in this world is kind, do you understand, Asahi?"

"Fart woohoo, I never met a big villain like you when I grew up."

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Hanazawa Asahi's scolding at all, and smiled happily.

In the next second, Hanazawa Asahi's head hit Dazai Osamu's shoulder, and Dazai Osamu wanted to comfort Hanazawa Asahi.

He suffered a sharp pain in his shoulder, and Dazai called out in pain, "Uwaaah, Asahi, let go!! Let go!!"

Hanazawa Asahi, who was holding the meat off Dazai Osamu's shoulder through his clothes, was not listening.He bit down harder, and tears wet Osamu Dazai's camel-colored windbreaker along his cheeks.

……

Hero Provisional License.

today.

Hanazawa Asahi and Dazai Osamu.

Both lose.

One with the face of a crying cat, and one with flushed cheeks.The two walked out of the practice field slowly.

"Mr. Dazai is trash."

"Short Asahi, you will never grow taller after your menstrual period. You can only look up to me forever hahaha."

If Hanazawa Asahi hadn't cared about being on the street now, he would have been stepped on by Dazai Osamu's childish behavior.

Downstairs in the apartment complex, Hanazawa Asahi and Dazai Osamu said goodbye to each other as usual.

"See you tomorrow, Dazai-san."

Osamu Dazai put one hand in his pocket, and waved the other hand towards Hanazawa Asahi.He showed a very charming smile. If there were any women present, they would definitely be dazzled by the dazzling smile and stagger around in confusion.

The only pity is that the red marks on Dazai Osamu's face made his charming smile a bit funny.

"There must be a delicious dinner waiting for you tonight, Asahi."

"My mom's dinners are always delicious."

Although I didn't know that Osamu Dazai would suddenly mention this, but out of the whole day's refutation, Hanazawa Asahi choked him as usual, waved to him and boarded the elevator.

The next morning, Hanazawa Asahi waited for a long time at the door of the apartment, but did not wait for Osamu Dazai to arrive.

For a moment, he couldn't tell whether Osamu Dazai was hungover or late again, seeing that it was almost time for him to go to work, he didn't think much about it.Walked to the place with the most people and got in the car.

During working hours, he couldn't help but pay attention to other people, and he tried to find Osamu Dazai among the crowd.Even if Osamu Dazai was late in the past, he would suddenly appear in the crowd.

Maybe he's playing games in a crowd, or humming an out-of-tune tune of his own making with headphones on.

Or maybe he looked at the beams on the house and wondered if he would die if he hanged himself here.

But Hanazawa Asahi did not find Osamu Dazai.

He didn't see that familiar figure in the crowd, and he didn't hear the sudden noise anymore, pointing out where someone committed suicide——Hanazawa Asahi would go to rescue him as always, regardless of his own safety.

but.

He never saw Dazai again.

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Two in one, two more.

The pronunciation of Da Zaisang is really, super nice, I like it very much.

Asahi is pronounced Asahi?It seems to be spelled like this. I asked a friend who can speak Japanese to tell me the pronunciation. In short, I think it is a super gentle pronunciation www

It can be said that Dazai's attitude towards Asahi is so indulgent because Dazai is the protector and Asahi is the employer.Asahi's personality is very good, and Dazai doesn't care much about some small actions. He wants to play a friend game ww with Asahi.

Because I want to write better, about Dazai's character design, I want to be as non-ooc as possible.After the task is over, Dazai Osamu is a big pig's hoof, he runs as soon as he says, and he doesn't even say hello (.) I think it fits the character design very well.

I struggled with how long to write before, but now I am thinking about whether to write 20w_(:з」∠)_Let me think about it.

I don't have the habit of deleting comments. Recently, the jj has been so bad that many of the comments I saw disappeared after a while, and I didn't spit them out.i cried woo woo woo

①It is a stalk of the theater version of Magical Girl Illya.