I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

Completely coincidental, or accidental.

No matter what kind of words can describe it.

Hanazawa Asahi is currently in a very embarrassing time period. Holding his wallet and mobile phone in his hands, he stands alone in the elevator, and the elevator descends slowly.

Just three and ten minutes ago, he bid farewell to Osamu Dazai and returned home smoothly, no different from usual.

However, the sudden change of things happened 15 minutes ago, and it happened completely by accident.Hanazawa discovered that the curry blocks stored at home were used up early, and she had already prepared vegetables for curry, potatoes with hob blocks, square chopped onions, and bite-sized chicken thighs.

She has thrown all the prepared materials into the pot and started to simmer. Everything is ready and only the east wind (curry) is needed.We've reached a point where we can't change the fact that dinner is curry.

Hanazawa Ryo called Hanazawa Asahi out to buy curry—in short, running errands.

As far as it is still out of daily life, Hanazawa Asahi certainly has no complaints.

Hanazawa Ryo didn't know that the serial killer's next target was Hanazawa Asahi, and she had never even met Dazai Osamu.

In order not to worry Hua Zeliang, he didn't say anything in the end.

Saying goodbye to my mother with a depressed face, so this is the following scene.

Hanazawa Asahi held the phone in his hand, looked at the screen of the phone with a sad face, and hovered left and right in Dazai Osamu's dial button.

Let Osamu Dazai, who has already boarded the Shinkansen to go home, call him specifically to ask him to come and run errands with him, such a thing is really hard to say.

If he didn't inform Osamu Dazai in advance, he didn't know whether the escaped prisoner would appear by his side by such a coincidence, and at the same time, by such a coincidence, he would kill him during the 10-[-] minute round trip.

The life of the elevator "ding" arrived at the destination.The mobile phone that was originally due to poor signal in the elevator also returned to normal.Hanazawa Asahi stood in front of the gate, looking up to the sky and sighing.

I walked back and forth for a few minutes, knowing that if I procrastinated for a few more minutes, the curry originally planned in the kitchen would turn into a pot of stew in the end, not to mention the taste of the stew in the end.But he definitely couldn’t escape being asked by his mother, “I bought curry cubes for so long?” The question was like when he took money out to make soy sauce when he was a child, and was finally attracted by the game consoles on the street. The money for running errands They all used it to knock on the game console, and finally went home empty-handed.

Hanazawa Asahi: It's so difficult for me.

But within tens of seconds, he made a decision and dialed the phone.

"Asahi?"

Hanazawa Asahi heard the quiet voice from Dazai Osamu, and guessed in his heart that Dazai Osamu had probably returned home, and the courage he had just built up dissipated like the wind blowing.

"Mr. Dazai, are you home yet?"

"I'm back, now I'm taking out a special bottle of sparkling wine from the refrigerator."

"...Is it dish soap again?"

"No, this time it's pesticides. I heard that within 10 minutes after eating pesticides by mistake, you have to take them for gastric lavage, otherwise you will lose your life." Osamu Dazai said, when there was a popping sound from his side Voice, he said disgustedly, "This taste... how should I put it, it's the kind of No. 1 ranking that you absolutely don't want to put in your mouth. The pungent taste of pesticides is mixed with sparkling wine. Once you open it, the strong taste It hit my face, and I felt like my nose was going to fail."

Dazai Osamu exclaimed: "Wow, it's amazing. Apart from the smell, the sparkling wine and pesticides had a special reaction after opening it. Now it's like a magma erupting, and it's spraying out."

"...Mr. Dazai, although I probably already know the answer. Are you going to drink this unknown liquid that you absolutely don't want to put in your mouth?"

"It's rare to make such a great poison... drink, wouldn't it be a waste not to taste it."

"...I'm on the phone with you now, and I will be with you for the last call in your life. After you die, I may be interrogated by the police for a long time."

"Oh." Dazai Osamu agreed casually, and he put aside the beer bottle that was gurgling halfway when he opened it, "Come to find me after get off work, what's the matter?"

Getting to the point.

He had to say the unspeakable words.

Hanazawa Asahi said in a low voice: "I'm going out now, and my mother called me out to run errands, and it takes about 10 minutes to go back and forth...it should be fine."

"puff."

"Don't laugh." Hua Ze Asahi became angry from embarrassment. "I'll just tell you."

From the very beginning, he never thought about asking Dazai Osamu to go all the way, not to mention whether Dazai Osamu would like it or not, he always troubled others, and Hanazawa Asahi felt sorry for it.

"But what happened to you in the past 10 minutes—" Osamu Dazai hesitated for a moment, as if he was very cautious, and the next sentence revealed his true character, "Let's make a phone call for more than 20 minutes, so I I will know your situation anytime, anywhere. Prisoners will not rush to do it when they see Asahi on the phone. I just happen to be free right now, and the sparkling wine I just opened is just 1 minute into my call with you. The whole bottle was sprayed out, and a little bit of liquid was still in the bottom of the bottle."

While Osamu Dazai was complaining, Hanazawa Asahi had already opened the door with the key card and walked towards the supermarket.

Hanazawa Asahi imagined the scene depicted by Osamu Dazai, the wine bottle sprayed outside, mixed with pesticides and fermented wine, and the pungent smell filled the closed space.Osamu Dazai, the only one who witnessed the scene, was still leisurely talking on the phone, slowly looking at the sparkling wine erupting randomly in front of him.

He looked as if he had swallowed a fly, "...May I ask, where did you open that bottle of sparkling wine?"

"It's the hall, and the corkscrew is placed in the hall. Now the entire tea table has been soaked in wine, dripping to the ground." Osamu Dazai said in a very regretful tone, "The only remaining sparkling wine is Next, the diluted pesticide is mixed with the wine. Drink the remaining wine. The biggest possibility is that my sense of taste has been severely poisoned. After drinking it, I probably won’t want to eat for a week Regrettably, even if I endure such consequences, I am afraid that I will not be able to achieve the effect rumored, and eventually I will vomit and have diarrhea, get up at night and run to the toilet several times, and maybe spend the whole night in the toilet.”

"Sure enough, don't drink it." Osamu Dazai made his own conclusion. "Next time I will change to another bottle of wine and try to see if the effect of the mixture of pesticides and wine can bring me to death."

"I think Mr. Dazai should think about your poor coffee table and ground instead of thinking about the next time. After a long time of penetration, the sweet taste of the liquor will be difficult to remove, attracting ants and cockroaches." Hanazawa Asahi listened to Osamu Dazai The description really wanted him to clean up quickly, and the words he spit out were all exaggerated, "If the cockroach you attract happens to be a pregnant female cockroach, Mr. Dazai, you must live a long-term life with cockroaches in the future. A room, every corner, even inside the closet, a cockroach would emerge if you accidentally opened it. I got up at night to go to the bathroom, and when I was about to turn on the light, I found that there was always a black cockroach on the wall..."

"Stop, you convinced me." Osamu Dazai hurriedly told him to shut up, just thinking about it, the kind of dense bugs would flood his home, and to that point, Osamu Dazai believed that he would leave the house with his bag.Even if you are wandering the streets outside, you will not go back to the cockroach nest.He took his mobile phone and turned it on, and went to find a rag and mop to clean up the mess.

But in just a few words, Hanazawa Asahi saw the gate of the supermarket.

For the sake of safety, Hanazawa Asahi found a way that was crowded with people, and instead of going to the convenience store deep in the alley, he went directly to the largest nearby supermarket.

Safe and sound.

"I hung up the phone first. I didn't wear earphones. It's inconvenient to go into the supermarket with my mobile phone. I will call you in 10 minutes."

"Ah."

Osamu Dazai was busy fighting against the dripping sparkling wine on the table, he replied casually, and hung up the phone.

It is the rush hour for get off work, and the supermarket is full of people.Unless the murderer is really crazy, he will consider killing in public. The more crowded the place, the safer it is.

Because of the presence of the crowd, Hanazawa Asahi felt relaxed.After crossing the living and washing area to go to the food, he took a while and went to the food area.The method of making curry is actually very simple, especially using curry cubes to make curry. Apart from stewing, there are not many cumbersome processes in making it.

The most important thing in making curry is to choose curry cubes at the beginning. Branded curry tastes the best.

He looked at a large pile of curries with Baimengqi, Baimenduo, and Baiqizi written in front of him, and fell into deep thought.Other than some minor design differences on the packaging, everything looks identical.Hanazawa Asahi only remembered that the curry commonly used in his family was curry starting with a hundred, and he was not the one who usually cooks, so he didn't pay much attention to this matter.

He looked around for a moment with a headache, turned on his phone and wanted to ask Hanazawa which brand of curry is better.

"Baimenduo is the best."

Someone took a box of spicy curry off the shelf and put it in his basket.

The sudden sound startled Hanazawa Asahi, he looked up and saw the tall and thin male face beside him was very familiar.

The eyes under the slightly long bangs and the gentle voice... are the staff he met when he went to the game arcade not long ago. At that time, he was wearing a peaked cap, which simply covered half of his face.At that time, he mistook him for Blonde Spicy, which made him quite embarrassed, so that Hanazawa Asahi had a deep memory of that staff member.

"Among the popularity evaluations of the brand curry on the Internet, Baimondo is the most delicious."

"……thanks."

Hanazawa Asahi thought for a while that he was too sensitive and would mistake the staff far away for the kind-hearted people in front of him.After hesitating for a moment, he reached out to Baimondo's shelf and took a box of slightly spicy curry.

He was about to turn around and go to checkout in silence, when the man beside him suddenly said, "The Akita dog I gave you last time is cute, right? It's a very popular doll in the store."

Hanazawa Asahi did not expect that the other party would suddenly say, "...very cute." But Mr. Dazai threw it away, and now on the table is a cow cat with a proud expression and a high-spirited expression.

"The cutest thing is the cute smile of the Akita dog, which is definitely the shop's signature. Many girls go to the claw machine to grab dolls after school."

"Cute dolls naturally attract people's likes."

"Do you like it too?"

"...It's cute so I like it very much."

He was still thinking about his life being threatened, and when a stranger suddenly spoke to him, he took a step back rather vigilantly, and only answered the stranger's questions after careful consideration.

The other party seemed to see that Hanazawa Asahi did not intend to continue chatting with him, and he lowered his head in frustration, "Well, it's good if you like it. I'm going to buy dinner, let's go first."

In fact, the other party's shopping basket has already filled all kinds of vegetables and processed beef, and curry is probably the last option in his shopping this time.But to avoid the embarrassment of Hanazawa Asahi, he took the first step.

After he paid the bill, he called Osamu Dazai. The moment the phone was picked up, he heard long and elegant pure music played by Osamu Dazai. The music sounds very quiet.

"If you're a minute late, I'll think something's going to happen to you in the supermarket." Osamu Dazai said briskly, no worries could be seen from his tone. "I've cleaned up and am enjoying my wine now. The normal kind, of course."

"Mr. Dazai..." Hanazawa Asahi was speechless, he asked, "You don't seem to care about me at all."

"Asahi is so cute, if I were a prisoner, I would never lay hands on you."

"Mr. Dazai's hypothesis cannot be established."

"Ha." Osamu Dazai chuckled, "My assumption will never be wrong. For example, even if you run home now, you can't avoid one thing. Your dinner curry rice has now become Milk stew."

"!?"

He glanced at the time in shock, and found that from the dawdling of going out to the time spent thinking about what kind of curry to buy in front of the curry shelf, it has already exceeded half an hour.

Osamu Dazai gloated over the phone and said, "Mom must be so angry that she wanted to call your cell phone, but it turned out that the line was busy. I'm afraid it's inevitable that you will be scolded by Mommy for fooling around, obviously It’s just a small matter of making a trip to buy curry.”

Hanazawa Asahi originally wanted to tell Osamu Dazai about the stranger, but was interrupted by such an interruption, he forgot about it, and ran all the way home, hearing Dazai Osamu's magic voice pouring into his ears.

Hanazawa Asahi: ...Ah, life is so difficult.I am so difficult.

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I am not a devil! !Some of you have already thought of the tan marks under the bandages under Hei Shijae's eyes, and what are the prickly heat and rashes? To go too far.

I am in the south, the big cockroach in the south... (stop talking)

This chapter is two-in-one_(:з」∠)_I’m guilty, I haven’t updated it in the past two days, and I’ll update a chapter two-in-one tomorrow during the day, Chirp! !

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who threw [Grenade]: 1 Tang Xin;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of glutinous rice balls; 3 bottles of Ji Seqin;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!