I don't want to cry and I want to die for love[Comprehensive]

Hanazawa Asahi finally found out.

It was an absolute mistake to bring Osamu Dazai to his aunt's house!He should postpone his visit to Saiki Kurumi's house, and even if he meets his aunt's disappointed expression, he should never—never let this annoying guy catch him.

If it wasn't for Saiki Kusuo suddenly asking him to go back to the room where he used to live and have a look.

Hanazawa Asahi probably won't find out what Osamu Dazai is doing secretly, maybe one day in the future Dazai Osamu will use his handle to threaten him, he still doesn't know anything about it.

Known as being very reliable, Osamu Dazai is taking photos of him crying miserably with his mobile phone as if nothing had happened.

The photos taken are still the ones where I cried so badly when I was a child, it was too bad——

Hanazawa Asahi looked at Osamu Dazai with a wrong gaze for an instant, and he began to wonder if this man was so hungry that even Shota would not let him go.

"I'm not that kind of person." Osamu Dazai saw through Hanazawa Asahi's thoughts, even if his crime was discovered, Osamu Dazai still took a photo with his mobile phone as if nothing had happened, and turned to the next page.

"I was just thinking—one day you will be disobedient, and I can threaten you with these photos."

He smiled narrowly like a thief cat.

Isn't this even worse? ?

For his own innocence, Hanazawa Asahi rushed forward to have a showdown with Osamu Dazai without even thinking about it.

Osamu Dazai put down the photo album and put the phone in his pocket.Hanazawa Asahi easily avoided Hanazawa Asahi's most obvious intention. While dodging with dexterous movements, he dissuaded, "Give up, even after 100 years, you won't be able to catch me."

"I'll stop if you delete the photo." Hanazawa Asahi stretched out his hand to touch Dazai Osamu's pocket.

How could Osamu Dazai be caught without a fight.

Hanazawa Asahi's clumsy movements can be avoided even by Dazai Osamu, who is not very proficient in martial arts. He dodged Hanazawa Asahi's pounced movement, clasped his wrist with his backhand, and pressed his hands behind his back, Dazai Osamu Suppressing Hanazawa Asahi made him unable to resist.

Osamu Dazai put his other hand on the soft black hair, "Short boy, if you move too fast, you will call Aunt Saiki over."

"...The villain should sue first. My aunt saw you sitting on me now, so it's clear who bullied whom."

"Hey, your thoughts are dirty."

"But shut up, you filthy lord, you are the one who has the least right to talk about me, get off me quickly."

Hanazawa Asahi was forced to lie on the ground with a grown man weighing more than 100 kilograms on his body—to be honest, he felt that if he continued for a while, he would vomit.

Osamu Dazai really—

Hanazawa Asahi has never seen such an excessive person.

Before going down, Osamu Dazai turned on the camera mode and took a photo of them.

The embarrassed him and the smiling Dazai Osamu.

And put it in the encrypted photo album right in front of Hanazawa Asahi.In short, even if Hanazawa Asahi went through untold hardships and snatched Osamu Dazai's cell phone with only a [-]% chance, it is impossible for him to know the password and delete the photo.

According to Osamu Dazai's rascal character, he probably would have backed up another photo long ago without his knowledge.

Finding that there was no way to get the photo back no matter what, Hanazawa Asahi went out to play in the game hall in a particularly depressed mood.

...with bodyguard Osamu Dazai.

The noisy and crowded game arcade is filled with shrill and chaotic music, and the speakers play the loudest.It's not an exaggeration to speculate sullenly whether the owner of the game arcade wants to pierce people's eardrums.

"You actually came to this kind of place." Osamu Dazai skillfully sat on top of a machine, and shook the joystick casually.

Of course, the game machine without coins will not have any response, and it will still remain in the main interface where the game started.

"Each each other."

A scoundrel like Osamu Dazai will always give other people a sense of ease in having sex and having fun in bars, and he is even a playboy who casually talks to women.Even with his usual elegant movements, he can't imagine that he is so familiar with the game arcade...I'm afraid he was a gangster when he was a child.

Hanazawa Asahi slandered in his heart.

He exchanged [-] yen in game currency and put them all in a small bag.The chubby coins were distributed to Dazai Osamu by a quarter, and Hanazawa Asahi sat in the game machine next to Dazai Osamu and began to vent.

If Hanazawa Asahi has the ability, of course he would like to have a showdown with Osamu Dazai in the game arcade, but he is handicapped.Anyway, he will not underestimate Osamu Dazai now, and will definitely be severely humiliated by this man.

He stared at the little figure on the other side of the screen, thinking of him as Osamu Dazai, constantly releasing skills in his hands, pushing the opposite NPC into a corner and humiliating him severely——the movement of his hand was only frozen for a moment, and the computer NPC caught him. To the holeshot, a roll escaped out of the corner and the backhand was a set.

The orange controlled by Hanazawa Asahi suddenly lost half of its HP. He frantically pressed the skill button that was still on CD, and finally...

Unrelenting GameOver.

"puff."

Osamu Dazai smiled, facing Hanazawa Asahi's gaze, he tried his best not to say the phrase "You are delicious." Otherwise, even if Hanazawa Asahi jumped up to bite him, it would not be surprising to make such an action.

Under Hanazawa Asahi's eyes of condemnation, Osamu Dazai put the coin into the game machine and opened the game.

The game arcade is unavoidably mixed, Dazai Osamu kept moving his hands, while solving the fierce fighting, he also set aside time to pay attention to the surrounding area.

Most of them were middle school or high school students who skipped classes in school uniforms, and there were also some social youths with slumped faces and numb repetitive movements with their hands.

After Hanazawa Asahi used all his strength to knock down the NPC in normal mode, his face showed joy.

Sure enough, it is pure abuse of food, and only then will you feel the charm of the game.

He was about to confirm to Osamu Dazai that the loss just now was just an accident, when he turned his head and saw Osamu Dazai staring intently at a hot girl with blond hair and black skin.

"..."

Who the hell did he know?

"Does it look good?"

Osamu Dazai seemed to be attracted by that woman, he blinked hypocritically, "It's pretty, the dignified and beautiful lady is certainly good-looking, but when you think about it carefully, the mature and charming look is the best-- I Do you want to go over and strike up a conversation with her?"

"I think... After that, you will be beaten and cried by her tall and strong boyfriend. And that girl is probably still a minor. Are you going to attack a minor?"

The blond hot girl is also holding a young and strong boy. The lack of muscle in the arm under the short sleeve means that the boy usually exercises a lot.From the beginning to the end, she stuck to the boy pointing to one of the dolls in the crane machine, saying which one he wanted.The boy also listened to her very obediently, and the young couple was very affectionate.

"It's too much for you to say that." Osamu Dazai smiled ambiguously, "If you like it, it doesn't matter if you are underage. Isn't a girl who is mature and immature at the same time more satisfying a man's desire? Asahi who doesn't understand this is still a child baby."

"...I'm going to call the police, Mr. Dazai. Please don't tell other people that you know me, it's too embarrassing."

Osamu Dazai, who kept saying that he was going to strike up a conversation, still didn't go in the end. He asked Hanazawa Asahi to borrow a pack of tissues, and went to the toilet singing an out-of-tune love song.

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Hei Ni was just joking, if you say it’s easy, it’s easy, it’s not a lie.

Gouzi has had a dystocia in the past two days, and I am even more embarrassed if I haven't done it for two days_(:з」∠)_We will resume daily updates starting today

The first child, six babies were born and five died... I won't go into details because the process was disgusting and cruel.Uncomfortable with the explosion woo woo woo jumping back and forth on the edge of autism, the big dog’s physical condition is not very good, he hasn’t eaten for three days in a row, and he ate a little bit of dog food yesterday

ps: Don't ask me why I don't neuter my dogs.My parents have a dog, and I'm not often at home.