Genius Enlightenment

Recently, Douban published a magical post.

It was a post on a certain group of Douban by an account called "The Xipi I knocked are all real" on Douban.The title of the post is: I got Zhenxipi in our school and it's still super sweet.

The content of the post is:

gosh.I hit the real Xipi, the super sweet and super sweet Qianqiang Xipi.

I am a sophomore in a school affiliated to a certain Chinese Academy of Sciences.Haha, this has already been exposed.But in fact, you can definitely guess it as long as you look down, so I will say it directly.

The host has been a gossip girl since she was a child. When I was young, I could always find out about the gossip of the neighbors and parents. When I grew up, I was always the first to know about gossip about who and who was in love in the class!Especially gossip about handsome men and beautiful women!I can count the treasures!

So the landlord who went to university is still hard to change.

During freshman military training!Fuck!How could there be such a handsome boy!Ahhhhh!Please allow me to post a picture of a groundhog screaming (the picture below is a groundhog screaming).Really really super handsome.His face is very delicate, and his figure is also super beautiful, just like the summer wind blowing, the clothes outline his body, that body is really, like a girl like me, the saliva can flow down three thousand feet kind.

After many inquiries, I found out that he was a recommended student, his name was X, and he was also a gold medal in a competition last year (I didn’t mention the subject in order to give this genius a little bit, but I know the Internet seems to be before him. His photo was circulated on a small scale during the Gold Award).

Woohoo.How can there be such a perfect boy.So I spent a lot of energy to find out, but it seems that he doesn't have a girlfriend!I Cao!I'm sorry everyone, I really felt sorry for the majority of Xipi fans at the beginning, and I shamelessly wanted to hook up with X.I'm guilty!I am ashamed!

But it doesn't prevent me from sharing with you my experience of approaching X twice.Everyone will be very happy to hear it.

The first time was when the military training was not over, after lunch in the cafeteria, I walked separately from my little sister, and followed X and pretended not to know the way to ask for directions.

Can you imagine the nympho face of the landlord licking his face and asking for directions?That's not the point.The point is that X didn't have any expression, just said three words very very, very very coldly.

The landlord even felt that X must think I was baffled.

X said, "I don't know."

Then go!

Grass.Oh shit.No wonder he is so good-looking or single.It’s too fucking hard to explain in words—do you want to think so, but the host is already crazy, seeing X’s face up close, his slender and beautiful eyes, shit, I’m gone, I’m gone, I’m really It's gone.The star on this TV is not as good-looking as him by a ten-millionth.

If I was not afraid of going to jail, believe me, I would have jumped on it.Huh, but at that time I was really obsessed with ghosts. Later, after the military training was over, I took the same general education class as X on the first day. Go beside him.

As the saying goes, the bold starve to death the timid.As long as I'm brave enough, the handsome guy is mine!

So I was very "pretentious", actually walked over "coquettishly", and asked X, is there anyone next to you?can i sit

X's slender and beautiful eyes glanced at me.He watched me die on the spot.Even though what he said could make me die embarrassingly on the spot. X said coldly with no expression on his face: "No one. No way."

At that time, the landlord said: “…………………………”

Embarrassment broke out.

So you guys know why the host only hit on X twice.

Because the landlord is not worthy of talking to X.Absolutely not to say that X is bad. X is a noble cat, he just looks fierce, but he can also be very gentle at times - we'll talk about that later.Ah ah ah ah.

Later, the host learned that there were countless girls like the host who wanted to hook up with X, but none of them succeeded.There was a rumor that because X skipped a lot of grades, I was younger than us, so I didn't like sibling love, etc.

But the clever, witty and resourceful landlord has thought of another possibility!

That is.

X may like boys!

Although I can't catch up with the pretty boy, it doesn't delay the host from eating the pretty boy's melon.So the poster began to pay attention to X's circle of friends intentionally or unintentionally.

But unfortunately, during the entire freshman year, X did not develop very good boy friends!

X is the most famous student in the entire freshman physics department, with top grades in everything. He really does everything well and is charming in everything he does.Many gossip girls, including the poster, even agreed that X is simply married to a scientific researcher! ! !

Until the sophomore year, things took an absolute turn for the better.

Lean on, lean on, lean on.

Another handsome guy P came.

good.Let's go here first.After the meeting, the host will continue to update.

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The owner is back.Not much to say, and then more and more!

P should have come to USTC to look for X before.But I never saw it once, it was my friend in the boys' dormitory who told me later.Some things are simply delayed!My boy friends didn't even think about that!

P is also very good looking ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGrass I'm literally dead.Damn it, how could there be such a clean and gentle boy.

I realized that P and X were probably a couple, and it started from P's military training after entering school.Freshman military training, as a sophomore and the head of the organization department of the student union, naturally I have to contribute!

But X, an unofficial and light-looking man, even came to the playground! ! !Accompany the military training all the way!

Every time the coach shouted to disband, three boys in the freshman military training team went to X's place!In addition to P, there are J and L.They chat very well every time. I have never picked up X to chat so happily in a whole year, and I have never seen X laugh like this.

Generally, when they go to the cafeteria, they will walk in two rows, which is very important. X and P walk in the front row every time, and then J, L and J's girlfriend walk in the other row.

It was at this station that the landlord confirmed two things!First, X and P are definitely a couple!Second, the landlord has become their Xipi fan.

P is really gentle. P will always have what X needs in his pocket.For example, when X is sweating, P will take out a napkin from his pocket; when X has dry lips, P can take out a lipstick from his pocket and give it to X; X seems to have a bad stomach, and P can always take out a lipstick from his pocket. stomach medicine.

Damn, what kind of super boyfriend is this.I cry liao.Stand for a second and attack P. Of course, the poor poster will not go to class to observe them as long as he can be in the same class as P and X. It is conceivable how pitiful the poster is at the end of each semester.

But I must share! ! !

The host and the host Jimei once sat behind X and P, mainly because they came early, and they just took up such a favorable position at the right time and place - you must know that many people want to sit in front of, behind, around these two handsome guys!

First of all, what the host wants to share is!

X actually called P: "Teacher P."

I'm so stupid, is this some kind of love role-playing?Forgive the host for the tens of thousands of pornographic articles that have rolled through his mind at that time.Ah, Uncle Police, come and sweep the yellow!

X was angry at the time, probably because P received a love letter, which I heard was sent by a boy. X is angry like this: "Teacher P has another good student?"

Come on, hurry up and call an ambulance for the landlord.The landlord's nostrils have begun to perform blood fountains (just kidding).

While helping X to take out the things needed for class from P's schoolbag (yes, both of them have only one schoolbag, and the books are all in P's schoolbag), and put them away for X, he said, "It's not confiscated." ?"

As a cold little cat, X didn't even glance at P.

good.very good.The landlord applauds X heartily.Reject scumbags and start with X (don't ask why the poster thinks P is a gong, just look at the temperament, look at the temperament).

This episode doesn't really make sense.Because it's not yet climax.The climax is after the class is over.Because it is an evening class, after the end, there will be no classes in the teaching building, and there will be fewer students.

The landlord is such a madman, he even forgot the water glass in the classroom.

They all went back to the dormitory, but just had an excuse to have supper, so they stopped by to get a cup.Mom! ! !This is definitely the most correct decision of the landlord's life!Foodies are blessed! ! !

Do you know what I saw in that classroom!

Ahhhhh!

The classroom lights were turned off.Only the street lights and moonlight from outside came in, and the evening breeze was blowing, blowing the curtains one after another, and for a while the wind was so strong that the curtains were blown extremely high, revealing two overlapping figures!

They are kissing!

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

To be precise, Master X was sitting lazily on the window sill, with one hand on the window sill, and the other on Teacher P's shoulder; Teacher P covered Master X's eyes with one hand, and then let go Open it, go kiss Master X's eyes!

Two handsome guys do this kind of thing, Mai Aisi!I cry liao.I cry liao.God, if believers can always be their Xipi fans and witness this kind of scene, believers are willing to be vegetarians all the time!

Because the poster also heard Teacher P say: "What's going on in class tonight?"

Master X's voice was very low, the host couldn't hear it clearly, it seemed to be saying, I don't know.

Then our teacher P is really good, he said, "I don't know either. I've been distracted because you ignored me."

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead. Teacher P, Ning is really good at it.

This is not over yet, because Teacher P said: "One year before I came, there were 187 posts by you on the school forum, 137 of which were praises for your good looks, and 137 of the 68 said that they liked you. Not yet Including the love letter someone sent you. What do you think I should do."

Damn.It turns out that the mathematics of genius is in all aspects of life?It's all counted so clearly!The landlord knelt down.

Then Master X said a word.

He said, "Then make me do 137 sit-ups." Then he tilted his head again, "137 push-ups are fine."

Guys, I know my thoughts have always been bright bright yellow.

But this sentence is really too yellow, okay? ! ! !

Cry Liao.

You understand, I understand, everyone understands.The most important thing is that they know best.

It turns out that they have been living such a shameless life.

Xipifen was so happy that she cried.

It seems that many people in the building revealed their real identities!Everyone, please be rational and don't disturb their lives.

Their Xipi is very good, and their scientific research level is more worthy of everyone's kneeling.

Good luck to them!