you better not like me

Zhan Ke's new job was quickly settled. Chen Yan was a little envious of his job. He went to work at nine in the morning, took a two-hour lunch break, and left work at six in the afternoon.

But Zhan Ke's routine is still the same as before, but the office has been moved a few kilometers away.

The two still live in two houses separately, but they have the keys to each other's house.

Zhan Ke got up at six o'clock in the morning to go shopping, and the fat man went out behind him with ease, waiting for Zhan Ke to open the door of Chen Yan's house, and he squeezed in.

On weekdays, Chen Yan would sleep until around seven o'clock in the morning, and the time would not be fixed when he became sleepy.

Today is very special. As soon as Zhan Ke opened the door, he saw Chen Yan walking towards the sofa with a tea cup in his hand. The latter looked back when he heard the door opening, and met his gaze.

Chen Yan felt guilty for a moment, and said preemptively, "Shopping for vegetables?"

Seeing that he was awake, Zhan Ke went in with the fat man.

"Why do you wake up so early and don't sleep more?"

Chen Yan cleared his throat, "It's hot, I can't sleep."

Zhan Ke didn't doubt that he was there, "Let's go together, you usually take Fatty out with you when you have time."

Chen Yan was a little hypoglycemic, so he sat on the sofa and waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no."

"It's not far, or I'll take you there by car." He's been shopping for groceries for a while, and some aunts come to him tentatively and ask him, "Is my wife back?" He can imagine what he was imagined by them when he heard that tone. It's like that.

The screen of Chen Yan's phone lit up, and he looked down and said, "No, I'm a little tired recently, and I don't want to move."

Zhan Ke was a little disappointed, but he was relieved immediately. This guy is used to staying at home, so he probably really doesn't want to go out.

So I asked, "Is there anything you want to eat?"

As soon as the words fell, a familiar male voice came out of Chen Yan's mobile phone: "Are you alright? Give me another shot! Just now the jungler's mother was choosing a grave in the wild..."

Chen Yan hastily pressed the phone and looked up at Zhan Ke in a panic.

The latter fell silent.

Zhan Ke let go of the hand that was on the doorknob, and walked towards Chen Yan without changing his expression.

Sitting next to him, staring at the blacked-out phone, he asked confidently, "Playing games all night?"

Chen Yan: "..."

There is nowhere to hide.

Under Zhan Ke's pure gaze without any threat or anger, Chen Yan swallowed and nodded.

Zhan Ke frowned, "This is very harmful to the body."

Chen Yan dropped the phone and raised his hands in surrender.

"Don't talk."

"Buy groceries."

Zhan Ke was a little dazed, "I haven't said anything yet."

Chen Yan had already put down his teacup and walked into the bathroom. When Zhan Ke was still in a daze, he finished washing and picked up the fat man who was still dozing off.

"Let's go shopping."

Zhan Ke sat in the car without thinking about anything.

He turned his head to look, and Chen Yan said while fastening his seat belt: "I can't walk because of low blood sugar in the morning."

This he knows.

Zhan Ke was also wearing a seat belt, and as soon as he buckled it up, he heard Chen Yan press the button and say, "Wait until you find Ye Daddy before pulling me."

When buying vegetables, Zhan Ke picks them as expected, Zhan Ke pays, and Zhan Ke carries them.

The person and cat following behind them dozed off simultaneously.

There were quite a lot of people in the market in the morning, and Zhan Ke was a little afraid of being separated from Chen Yan. Although he said that he didn't have to suspect that he was lost and couldn't find his home, he still tentatively grabbed the corner of Chen Yan's white short-sleeved shirt.

The latter glanced down and said with a smile, "What's wrong with you? You tore your clothes to pieces, and they are quite expensive."

With his sound, many old men and women around turned their heads and looked at Zhan Ke strangely.

The latter didn't change his face, looked back coldly, turned everyone's head in fright, and said to Chen Yan: "You don't look sober, don't pay attention to following the wrong person."

Every day, there are many children who follow their grandparents to buy vegetables and find that they are following the wrong person. The reason is that the grandparents uniformly choose floral shirts with similar styles.

Chen Yan was helpless, "How could it be possible to follow the wrong person? You can see for yourself who is taller than you in the whole vegetable market?"

Zhan Ke doesn't need to look.

The feeling of standing out from the crowd has been experienced for some years.

Although what Chen Yan said was very reasonable, Zhan Ke just didn't let go.

Chen Yan said disgustedly behind him: "If you really want to tear it apart, you have to pay me."

Zhan Ke retorted in a low voice: "If you don't take her with you, you don't have to do this."

Chen Yan wants to hug the fat man with both hands, but the position of his hands is too high, he can't touch it at all.

Chen Yan quickly pressed the fat man's ears, "Don't talk nonsense."

Chen Yan is stubborn, and Zhan Ke is also stubborn.

I would rather hold all the dishes in my hand than hold on to Chen Yan's clothes.

Chen Yan's habit of staying up late playing games was something Zhan Ke frightened and got rid of.

From time to time, Zhan Ke would rush in in the middle of the night, groping in lightly, and would be able to catch a spot as soon as there was a light.

Someone who is not afraid of nothing is afraid of ghosts.

After a few times, this bad problem was changed.

Changed it to going out to drink at night.

Zhan Ke got a headache from anger.

He came back on time in the afternoon to cook, and thought about going out for a walk together after eating. If Chen Yan didn't want to move, he could chat and tease cats at home, and find a good movie.

As a result, he noticed something was wrong as soon as he entered the house, but Chen Yan would occasionally go out to the supermarket, so he didn't think much, and went into the kitchen to wash and chop vegetables.

As a result, no one came back until the dishes were ready.

He made a phone call, but the first time he didn't answer.

It didn't take long for the second ring to get through. He was about to ask where he was when he heard the familiar male voice from the receiver.

"Look for Brother Yan, wait a moment."

Zhan Ke asked coldly, "Yang Qi?"

Yang Qi let out an "ah".

"Remember to ask him to call me back when he comes back, thank you."

Yang Qi quickly agreed, "Hey, you're welcome."

Then hang up quickly.

Zhan Ke stared at his cell phone with a black screen for two hours, but the fat man woke up without waiting for a call.

He couldn't take it anymore and hit again.

It rang a few times and answered.

"I'm outside, you eat by yourself."

Zhan Ke brought the fat man over with one hand, touched her head and asked, "I called you earlier, and Yang Qi picked it up. I asked him to tell you, did he forget?"

Chen Yan was silent for a while, and then he heard Chen Yan's helpless voice, "He drank too much."

Hanging out with friends is also a good way for Chen Yan to relax, but Zhan Ke can only tell him: "Don't drive after drinking, and call me when you're done drinking."

"No, you go to sleep, it may be very late." Chen Yan said.

Zhan Ke's complexion couldn't help but sink, he curled his index finger and knocked on the fat man's forehead, and what he said was: "Then you pay attention to safety."

The fat man let out a dissatisfied "meow", turned around and ran away.

Zhan Ke looked at her back, "I know how to run around in a day."

The fat man may feel that someone scolded her, and turned around to "meow meow" even more dissatisfied.

Chen Yan came back after eleven o'clock in the evening.

This time did not break through Zhan Ke's offline, so after he was woken up by the sudden light, he just rubbed his eyes and asked, "Did you drink?"

Chen Yan got used to the light, put down the key and walked towards him, took a sip of the cool water on the coffee table, and asked, "Didn't I tell you to go to sleep?"

drink.

Zhan Ke smelled alcohol.

What should he answer?

I'm afraid you won't be able to get a taxi and come back outside.

I'm afraid that if you drink too much and feel uncomfortable, no one will take care of you.

Seeing that Chen Yan was quite awake, Zhan Ke walked aside and picked up the sleeping fat man, "Don't be so late in the future, it's not safe outside."

Chen Yan replied unsurprisingly: "I'm an old man, what's so unsafe?"

With a cold face, Zhan Ke told him not to talk nonsense, pointed to the hangover medicine on the table, and after giving all the instructions, he carried the fat man out.

When closing the door, he said softly, "Good night, go to bed early."

Fortunately, Chen Yan didn't have much interest in drinking, and only went out once a week at most. Zhan Ke thought it would be good to relax like this.

The only bad thing is - the time to go home is getting later and later.

Eleven o'clock the first time.

The second time was delayed by an hour.

The third time was delayed by another hour.

Zhan Ke endured it.

Can't be angry.

One day was another day when he stayed alone in the vacant room, Zhan Ke cooked for himself with a cold face, and lost his appetite after only a few mouthfuls.

He secretly made up his mind.

More than two points, you have to take some measures.

He didn't believe that Chen Yan's late return could not be cured.

Zhan Ke lay on the sofa and watched various news to pass the time.

In the end, I was so bored that I opened Weibo, frowning and flipping through the strange topics on the hot search.

It's two o'clock.

Chen Yan lived up to his expectations.

Really fucking not coming back? ? ?

Zhan Ke turned off the light in the living room, went to his bedroom, lay down on the bed and waited.

He was sober.

Two forty.

The door was pushed open.

Chen Yan turned on the light in the living room, and seeing that the house was quiet, with neither the cat nor the people, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

It's too late tonight, he doesn't plan to take a bath, he'll talk about it when he wakes up.

He couldn't go wrong with the way in the bedroom with his eyes closed, so he walked to the bed in the dark, and lay down while dozing off familiarly——

Chen Yan woke up as soon as he lay down.

There seems to be someone next to him...

No, not next to it.

It seems that half of his body is still on top of others.

He widened his eyes and slowly moved to the side of the bed.

The man moved suddenly and grabbed his waist. Chen Yan felt that his throat was blocked even by saying "fuck".

"Where did you go?"

A familiar male voice sounded next to his ear, so close that he could feel his breath.

Of course he recognized who it was, but he didn't know whether to relax or not.

"Why..." He raised his tone, trying to hide his guilt in this way.

"Where did you go?" Zhan Ke asked again.

His voice was hoarse, and Chen Yan vaguely felt that today's matter would not be easily avoided by him.

"I'm not saying..."

"Do you want to check the time?"

Chen Yan hid, "Don't look."

Only fools see it.

His simple two words did not know where to anger Zhan Ke, and when he realized that the person half-pressed by him was already face to face with him in the dark.

Chen Yan flinched, "I know."

"What do you know?" Zhan Ke felt that the fire in his heart was about to set the house on fire.

"I...you don't..." Chen Yan regretted drinking, and his tongue got stuck.

Suddenly, Chen Yan felt his head resting on his collarbone, and when he spoke again, his tone was completely different from just now.

"You don't come back in the middle of the night, I don't know where you went, I don't know what you did when you went out, whether you drink too much, whether something will happen to you, and I don't know what the hell you are. Will you come back?"

In his series of actions, Chen Yan only grasped one important point.

Zhan Ke swears.

Lifetime series.

He swallowed, raised his hand and touched the back of Zhan Ke's head, "I'll definitely come back."

"Your tone is not sure at all." Zhan Ke said angrily.

Chen Yan smiled, "Why would I..."

"I can't come back so late in the future, otherwise I have to take some measures."

Chen Yan was puzzled, "What do you want?"

Zhan Ke muffled: "For example, supervise you to go to bed early every day."

Chen Yan: "..."

Chen Yan: "Wow, this reason is so legitimate."

Chen Yan patted his side, "Please sleep."

Zhan Ke licked his back molars.

It's dying.

It really can't be cured.

The author has something to say: I'm late again, I'm guilty

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The whole lottery was done, and the time of the draw was set wrong (I = pig), so before the 18th, I used a third-person perspective...

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感谢在2020-07-1023:40:54~2020-07-1200:12:51期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: 1 floating and sinking;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 46151856, 1 in one night;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 37635709, Trinity trifoliate, Herring Wang xz unnatural death, 1 good mood every day;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：栤枳14瓶；大乔脑残粉、桃子糖、39835115、花小憩10瓶；408322523瓶；worley在睡觉、青绾2瓶；浮沉1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!