After becoming a wage earner in Yokohama

I trembled in fright, and I was forced to draw cards in advance when I was about to draw cards at the hour of metaphysics.

The blue light on the screen blinded my eyes.

Well, it's just Africans.

I really want to cry.

"Dead mackerel, did you blow up my car again?" The irritable old man's voice sounded again.

I turned around and saw a petite man.

Wait, petite.

male.

Man.

My gut tells me not to say that, or I'll die terribly.

Osamu Dazai looked serious, "How is it possible, how could I blow up your car for no reason, am I that kind of person?"

"Aren't you?" the irritable old man asked back.

Don't talk about it, I think what you said, irritable brother, is quite right. After all, no one would use voice to deceive netizens that they are girls.

"By the way, Yuko, let me introduce you. This person is Chuya Nakahara." Osamu Dazai pulled me over and faced this irascible old man.

Hearing this sentence, the irritable old man calmed down for a moment, he squinted his eyes and looked at me, "Yuko?"

"Yes, Yuko, it's Yuko and not Yuko." Osamu Dazai interjected.

Hearing Osamu Dazai's words, I suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Yuko, let me introduce you, this is Chuya Nakahara, the hater in the chat room."

I seem to hear the whisper of the devil.

grass (a plant)

My brave 1.8-meter gym master [Hat Jing] turned out to be a 1.6-meter petite man? !

No more love, goodbye this boring world.

Osamu Dazai turned his head and saw that he was not well.

The color of my whole person faded slowly, my complexion was dull, my eyes were dull, and half of my soul was spit out.

Osamu Dazai quickly shook me, his voice anxious, "Yuko, wake up, Yuko!!! You have to get through it!!!"

Farewell to this world.

Finally, I still stubbornly woke up.

Because my metaphysics card has not been drawn yet.

I looked at the golden light on the screen with a satisfied face, ah, this is life.

Even the petite 1.6-meter body master can't beat me.

"Yu, it's the first time we've met, I'm a hatter." Nakahara Nakaya held out his hand to me.

As soon as I grasped it, I suddenly choked up.

"You... eh... forget it."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked blank.

"Eh? Why is the slug not surprised that Yuko is a man?" Osamu Dazai was very puzzled.

Nakahara also glanced at Osamu Dazai, "Didn't You say in the group that he was a boy?"

"Yuko obviously posted a photo of women's clothing!"

"But Yu clarified."

Osamu Dazai suddenly fell silent, he turned his head to look at the other people in the chat room, "You all know?"

Edogawa Ranpo nodded his head as a matter of course, "How could this be hidden from me, Detective?"

Nakajima Atsushi touched his head in embarrassment, "Mr. Shiraki himself clarified."

Osamu Dazai: So I was the only one who foolishly believed it?This world is loveless.

Osamu Dazai would never admit that he had selectively ignored Bai Muyu's clarification.

"Hey, I won the lottery!" I looked at the winning reminder that popped up on my phone in surprise.

"Huh? What happened?" Osamu Dazai raised his hand and asked.

"It's the hot spring travel coupon of gh company!" I was very excited, after all, this was the first time I won a lottery.

gh company...?

Why is it so familiar?

Others looked at Zhongya Zhongyuan.

Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed his hat and shook his head to indicate that it had nothing to do with him.

Others: Oh ~ that is the company boss engaged in a black box.

I looked at the winning roll and fell into deep thought, double roll, who should be invited?

After thinking hard, I finally decided that everyone should go.

"I'll invite you to take a hot spring!" I announced the decision.

"Yuko, isn't your roll a double roll?" Kunikida Doppo reminded.

I waved my hand, "No, I'll give this scroll to the widowed old man's uncle, and let him take his daughter there. I'll take you to the hot spring at my own expense."

"It's too expensive." Kunikida Doppo wanted to refuse.

"Don't save me money. My parents registered a fund for me. I don't know how much money is in it. It should be no problem to buy half of Yokohama...?" I was a little distressed.

Everyone: Wait, half of Yokohama?

Mori Ogai received a message from his nephew.

He was a little excited, after all, this was the first time Yuko sent him a message.

When he opened it, he suddenly stopped laughing.

[Shiraki Yu: Uncle Mori of the widowed and lonely old man, I won the hot spring roll of gh company, I will give it to you, you can take Alice to play.I'm going to invite people from the detective agency and Mr. Nakahara to go to the hot springs!don't read. ]

Mori Ogai fell silent. It seems that Nakahara-kun's task is not heavy enough.