After becoming a wage earner in Yokohama

I could see through the open door that it was empty.

I'm a little scared, especially now that it's very quiet, is there really nothing unspeakable here?

I plucked up the courage and was about to open the door and go in when suddenly something flew over my head.

Eh... eh? ? ? ? ? ?

Did something fly over my head just now? With my excellent dynamic vision, I could tell it was a person.

Oh, it turned out that it wasn't something indescribable, it turned out to be a person.

Wait, it's a person, hello!

I stand at the door and go in, and it’s not that I don’t go in. Is it too late for me to run away now?

Waiting online, a little urgent.

"It's Yuko outside, Yuko, come in quickly, don't worry about the thing that just flew out." A voice came from inside the room.

I suddenly felt relieved when I heard the human voice, this is not a haunted house.

I went in and saw that there were many people inside.

"Yuko, look this way, I'm here!" The voice sounded again.

I looked towards the source of the sound and saw a man in a detective suit.The moment I saw him, I knew who he was, [World No.1 Detective].

My eyes lit up, and I said in surprise, "It's a detective!"

"It's Yuko!"

I happily hugged him.

"Eh? Is there only detectives in the detective agency? Aren't the complete suicide manual, the hater, the admirer of the bandage guy, and the tiger under the moon from the detective agency?" I looked at the people around me, trying to make a check-in.

"Yuko can call me Edogawa Ranpo. The Complete Suicide Manual and Tsukixiatora are members of the detective agency, but not the haters and bandages." Edogawa Ranpo explained.

"Really?" I was thoughtful, "Then I can't learn from the hat essence, how did it grow to 1.8 meters, what a pity."

Having said that, I sighed.

The things in the hands of other people who heard this sentence were frightened.

Yuko, what are you talking about?What 1.8 meters?

I was a little puzzled watching their actions.

I stroked my hair, "Is there something wrong?"

Everyone shook their heads immediately.

Edogawa rolled his eyes randomly, and asked tentatively, "Yuko, what is the image of us netizens in your heart?"

The others held their breath.

I thought about it, and said with discretion: "The world's number one detective, Mr. Ranpo, you are a super detective in my heart before I meet you!"

Hearing these words, Edogawa Ranpo nodded in satisfaction.

"It's just that the hands are not fast." I added.

"You think everyone is like an octopus!" Edogawa Ranpo picked up the thing in his hand and threw it over.

I calmly dodge to the side.

"Then Yuexiahu should be a very honest person in my heart."

"The admirer of the bandage spirit should be a patient with a very bad health. He is really disabled and strong. It is really amazing to persist in chasing stars after such a bad health."

"Hatman, I think he should be a super master of physical skills, he is definitely 1.8 meters!"

"Complete suicide manual, I think it should be a super cute girl, very cute and cute."

After I finished speaking, I nodded affirmatively, after all, the Complete Suicide Manual is my dream love website.

The others looked at me dumbfounded, and I was confused again.

Is there something wrong with what I said?

It should be... no, right?

"Dangdangdangdang, I'm back, Kunikida, please be gentle next time." An energetic male voice came from outside.

I turned around and saw that it was the man who just flew over my head.

Wait, the man who flew over.

fly over.

the man.

"Yo, is this a newcomer?" The man who flew over, ah no, the man at the door looked at me.

I hesitated and raised my hand to greet him, "...Hi?"

The man went straight to the sofa and sat down, and said friendlyly: "Well, just call me Osamu Dazai, don't be so formal, after all, we will be colleagues from now on."

I nodded.

Suddenly it became quiet at this time.

"Eh? When do you think Yuko will come?" Osamu Dazai said suddenly.

I heard Yuko's two words and prepared to answer conditioned.

Then I thought about it, so many Yuko could be me.

Well, how could it be such a coincidence.

"Buzzing" my phone vibrated.

I took it out and saw that [Complete Suicide Manual] had sent a message in the chat room.

[Complete suicide manual: Yuko, Xiaoyu, Yuchan, haven't you come to the Armed Detective Agency yet? ]

[Yu, not Yuko: Wow, don’t call me that, please call me Yu]

[Is Yuu not Yuko: Also, I have already joined the Armed Detective Agency, and I have been here for a long time]

[Complete suicide manual: I am also in the Armed Detective Agency, so I haven’t seen you]

[Is Yuu not Yuko: Where?Why didn't I see]

[Complete suicide manual: I'm sitting on a couch, I'm wearing a maroon trench coat, the one with black hair and iris eyes]

I looked up at Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the sofa, who fit the criteria perfectly, and then fell silent.

Maroon trench coat, black hair, iris eyes.

The man who flew out.

fly out.

the man.

man! ! !

How can my dream love network be a man who flies out? Hey!

man!

[Complete Suicide Manual: Huh?Yuko, haven't you seen me yet? ]

When I saw this sentence, I suddenly didn't know what to say.

I made a resolution, a big resolution.

I poked Osamu Dazai who was sitting on the sofa, took a deep breath, and said in a difficult voice, "Mr. Dazai, are you waiting for Yuko?"

Osamu Dazai nodded in bewilderment.

I gritted my teeth and said, "Hi, I'm Yuu, not Yuko. It's the first time we meet, Mr. Dazai, the complete suicide manual."

When Osamu Dazai heard this, his phone dropped.

"Wait, isn't Yuko a girl?" Osamu Dazai narrowed his pupils.

I smiled brightly, "Isn't the complete suicide manual a cute girl?"

Osamu Dazai retorted: "But Yuko, you even sent a photo of wearing a foreign dress."

"Didn't you still send coquettish voices?"

"Tch, cheat!"

"Tch, cheating!"

Osamu Dazai finally had to accept the news that I was a boy.

He was lying on the sofa with a dejected face, the color of his whole body had turned into black and white, and the few fallen leaves on the p were just right.

After successful(?) face-to-face interview, now it’s time to get ready for business.

I asked, "What do I need to prepare for joining the job?"

"Come on, just sign this!" Edogawa Ranpo took a piece of paper and stuffed it into my arms.

I picked it up and looked, um, it's really casual.

It's so casual.

I was speechless looking at what was written on this piece of paper.

Article [-], protect your own safety

Article [-], protect your own safety

Article [-], protect your own safety

Article [-], still protect your own safety! ! !

Article [-]...Article [-]...

Well, there is no fifth.

I picked up the pen and signed my name at the signature place seriously, and then handed this piece of paper back to Edogawa Ranpo.

I saw him take the paper and stuff it casually, and I suddenly fell silent.

I suddenly really want to work in my uncle's port cargo company, what should I do?

"Okay, Yuko, let the detective take you to complete your first mission." Edogawa stretched wildly.

Ready to start working so soon?

"I think......"

"I knew you would agree, Yuko! Yuko, let's go." After speaking, Edogawa Ranpo pulled me away from the Armed Detective Agency.

Wait, he didn't seem to agree just now.

I walked behind Edogawa Ranpo.

I couldn't help my curiosity, I pulled Edogawa Ranpo's sleeve, and asked, "Mr. Ranpo, what are we going to do?"

Edogawa turned around in disorder, and said to me with a mysterious face: "Shhh, this is a secret, it's very important."

secret?Very important?

Then this task must be very confidential.

I nodded seriously.

Edogawa looked around randomly, and pulled me to walk in one direction.

I'm a little excited, is this going to do something big?

Hey, as expected of me, Yu Shiraki, I was able to participate in such an important mission for the first time.

I'm so close to the pinnacle of my life.

I looked at a table of desserts and suddenly fell silent.

I said with difficulty, "Mr. Ranpo, is there any mission for us to come here?"

At this time, I still have a little bit of luck.

What if it's just a blindfold.

Edogawa Ranpo looked up at me, a little surprised, "Of course I came to the dessert shop to eat desserts."

I still had a glimmer of expectation, "Aren't you going to complete the task?"

"Before doing the task, you have to eat enough. If you don't eat enough, you won't be in the mood to do the task." Edogawa Ranpo said as a matter of course.

When I heard this sentence, I suddenly fell silent. This sentence makes sense, it really makes sense.

These desserts cost money, so if you don’t eat them, you won’t eat them for nothing.

Not because these desserts cost money, absolutely not.

The taste of this dessert is really good, I will definitely come back next time.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, dead!"

Wait, I seem to have heard something just now.

"Don't move, we are the police, everyone present is a suspect, please don't resist."

I devoured the last bite of dessert.

Looking at the scene in front of him, he suddenly didn't know what to say.

How I went from a customer to a suspect.

My clothes were suddenly pulled

"Big brother, big brother, did you see a waiter walk by just now?" A childish voice sounded from the side.