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On the morning of the New Year's Eve, Lin Shu struggled and rolled out of bed, yawning and looking for Spring Festival couplets.

"What are you doing so early?" Xie Mingshan said vaguely while lying on the bed without opening his eyes.

"I just remembered that our colleagues said that the Spring Festival couplets must be posted earlier than the opposite door, so that the luck will be good." Lin Shu fumbled to get dressed, and casually preached superstition to Xie Mingshan.

"Listen to your colleague's nonsense." Xie Mingshan didn't take it seriously: "According to what he said, then no one should sleep at 29, and it would be best to rush out and post Spring Festival couplets as soon as twelve o'clock."

"Then don't you see that when we posted couplets last year, the opposite door immediately came out and posted them together, which shows that they also believe in this." Lin Shu put on his pajamas persistently, and immediately made a wish: "Anyway, this year I will post it earlier than their family."

This year's Spring Festival couplets are quite meaningful. Lin Shu bought unused gold-sprinkled red rice paper from the Art Academy next door. He thought of the Spring Festival couplets himself, and then forced Xie Mingshan to write them with a brush.

"Obviously your school has distributed Spring Festival couplets, why do you have to write them again?" Xie Mingshan was forced to pick up the brush again, and in order not to be ashamed, he had to practice hard at home.

In fact, Lin Shu was afraid that Xie Mingshan would stay at home and think wildly, so he simply found something for him to do, but he definitely couldn't say that, so he made an excuse: "Because this year's Spring Festival couplets were chosen by Wu Qing himself, I don't want him to choose them." Spring Festival couplets posted at my door."

Xie Mingshan was noncommittal about this answer, but he honestly followed Lin Shu's advice and practiced seven or eight sheets of rice paper four feet three in size before carefully writing Spring Festival couplets on the said expensive golden red paper.

But at this moment, under the meowing paws of Garlic, this Spring Festival couplet, which contains the double value of money and emotion, has turned into a string of golden tassel teasing sticks, and the red confetti is flying in the air, reflecting the brilliant The golden color makes the garlic thumping inside look like an overweight elf.

"Thanks! Little! Garlic!" Lin Shu lifted up the little fat orange in a breakdown, and opened his mouth to see if he had eaten the red paper, without caring about training it.

"What's the matter?" Xie Mingshan heard the voice, and saw Lin Shu's grim face, Suantou screaming "Aww", and the living room was full of paper scraps, and he immediately understood what happened.

"Don't bully it." Xie Mingshan was eager to protect his son, and quickly rescued the garlic from Lin Shu's hands, and wrapped it in his arms: "If you tear it up, tear it up, why are you pinching it?"

"I'll see if it has been eaten, and I don't know if it is poisonous." Lin Shu knocked on Xie Mingshan speechlessly: "In your heart, I am a stepmother, so I am afraid that I will abuse your son."

"Wrong, wrong." Xie Mingshan raised his hand to beg for forgiveness, and then went to break Suantou's mouth.

Suantou didn't expect that he had just left the tiger's mouth and entered the wolf's den again. With tears in his eyes, Xie Mingshan opened his mouth to check for a long time. After confirming that there were no suspicious red scraps of paper inside, Xie Mingshan lifted him up, and the man and the cat looked at each other.

"Do you know what you did wrong!" Xie Mingshan looked straight at Suantou with a straight face.

"Meow~" Suantou was very puzzled, but looking at Xie Mingshan's appearance, he still had the desire to survive.

"Forget it, let me tell you that you don't know what you did." Xie Mingshan let go of Suantou speechlessly, then turned to ask Lin Shu: "Then what should we do now?"

"Go out and buy a copy. There is no paper at home, so I can't write." Lin Shu stood up desperately to change his clothes, and at the same time arranged work for Xie Mingshan: "I'll go to the □□lian, you give me a good education at home."

"It's so cold outside, let me go." Xie Mingshan was unwilling to let Lin Shu go out against the wind.

"No, I want to choose one that I really like." Lin Shu, a middle-aged literary man, still attaches great importance to the Spring Festival couplets that will be pasted at home for a year, and insists on buying them himself: "You can mix the mutton stuffing at home. Let’s pack together when I come back.”

"Okay." Xie Mingshan nodded: "The snow in the neighborhood hasn't melted, so be careful on the road."

"Got it." Lin Shu put on his coat and went shopping.

It was thirty, and most of the hawkers had gone home. Lin Shu simply rode a public bicycle, rickety, and went to the supermarket to connect.However, as Xie Mingshan said, due to the sharp decrease in the number of people in the community due to the New Year, no one left in many places. The snow melted and turned into dark ice. Lin Shu slipped and slipped after buying Spring Festival couplets. The associate professor's waist protruded.

Professor Lin is getting old, and he needs temperature instead of style. Wrapped in a down jacket and down pants, he fell on the slippery ice like a penguin with its belly on the ground. It slid smoothly but couldn't stand upright. It took a long time to get up after struggling.

"Why are you still so useless?" A female voice suddenly sounded from behind, Lin Shu suddenly stood on his head, turned around suddenly, and saw his mother, with Wang Chunying standing behind him.

"Why are you here?" Even though he hadn't seen Wang Chunying for more than ten years, Lin Shu still felt trembling the moment he saw Wang Chunying.

Wang Chunying is 61 years old this year, and she is well maintained. Her black hair is tied back and combed tightly and smooth. There are almost no wrinkles on her face, except that there are two deep nasolabial folds on the nose and extending to the corners of her mouth. It looks mean.

"It's not easy for me to find you?" Wang Chunying smiled sarcastically, but her body tensed unconsciously, waiting for Lin Shu's counterattack.

"Oh." Lin Shu quickly regained his composure, nodded expressionlessly, and then glanced at Wang Chunying's clothes.Wang Chunying has never been out of Guangdong in her life, and she is not prepared for coming to Beijing in the winter. She is still wearing a cashmere coat with a black base, and her pointed high-heeled shoes are not cashmere at first glance. Lin Shu feels cold when she looks at it, so she asks: "Is it cold in so little?"

Wang Chunying was taken aback, feeling that although her son hadn't seen her for more than ten years, she still thought about her, and finally a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "It's a little cold. What are you talking about coming to Beijing? It's cold and dirty, and your brain is broken live……"

Lin Shu interrupted suddenly: "I'm not cold."

After speaking, he got on his bicycle and rode away like flying.

Wang Chunying: ...

Lin Shu called Xie Mingshan while riding, and when he picked it up, he said directly: "My mother is looking for me!"

Xie Mingshan was startled, and asked: "She doesn't like you, does she?"

"No." Lin Shu didn't exercise for a long time, and the bicycle was riding too fast, panting heavily: "But I guess she will come to the door in a while, turn up the air conditioner, take off your shirt, and show me your Over-the-shoulder dragon, I can't scare her to death."

Xie Mingshan almost laughed out loud when he heard Lin Shu's arrangement, and nodded helplessly: "Okay, then you should be careful."

"I know." Lin Shu braked and stopped downstairs, and when he turned around, he saw Wang Chunying rushing towards him aggressively, so he quickly locked the car and went upstairs.Not long after he entered the house, Wang Chunying also knocked on their door without any mistakes.

"You see what I said is right, she must have found someone to look up my detailed address." After Lin Shu taunted Xie Mingshan, he turned and opened the door.

"Lin Shu!" Wang Chunying was about to explode in anger, and when she opened the door, she yelled angrily, "Are you old or young?"

"No." Lin Shu closed the door expressionlessly.

"Hahahahahaha." Xie Mingshan, who had witnessed the whole process, almost burst out laughing.

But Wang Chunying, who was outside the house, was about to explode her lungs, and rushed forward to knock on the door.

During the New Year's Eve, Lin Shu was afraid of making noise and causing the neighbors to watch the excitement, so he kept guarding the door. Seeing Wang Chunying raised his hand, he opened the door first: "Come in."

Wang Chunying: ...

Wang Chunying didn't expect that Lin Shu, who used to point east but not west, had now turned into this hob-like meat. She didn't know what to do for a while. After thinking about it, she entered the house, tidied up her clothes, and taught: "Lin Shu you It's too ugly now, how did your parents educate you back then..."

Xie Mingshan couldn't take it anymore, he walked up to Wang Chunying and looked down at her full of oppression: "What's the matter with you?"

Wang Chunying stopped talking.

She finally shifted her attention to Xie Mingshan: young, tall, wearing a close-fitting short-sleeved cloth, the cloth is attached to the solid chest muscles, the arms are full of muscles and the ferocious over-the-shoulder dragon, it seems that one punch can kill three her.

"Who are you?" Wang Chunying took a deep breath and asked with a frown.

"Lin Shu's boyfriend." Xie Mingshan sat down on the sofa boldly and gave her a friendly smile.

However, in Wang Chunying's eyes, this smile turned into a terrifying threat that you will be killed within three days, and your ashes will be thrown away. At the moment, angry and afraid, she can only get angry at Lin Shu: "Who are you talking to now?" Together! It's getting worse and worse!"

Lin Shu didn't bother to talk to her, Xie Mingshan's temperature was set high, and he was already sweating a little, Lin Shu took off his coat by himself, and sat directly on Xie Mingshan's lap, wrapping his arms around his neck with one hand, very coquettish and slutty Looking at Wang Chunying: "I'm just this kind of person."