Are you looking for a lease or a boyfriend?

Lin Shu: 【Do you work overtime at night? 】

Xie Mingshan: [No, what's wrong? 】

Lin Shu: [Let's go out to eat at night, I'm going to Jiuxianqiao for a meeting in the afternoon, so I probably won't be able to get off work on time. 】

Xie Mingshan: [Okay. 】

Lin Shu: [Eating barbecue? 】

Xie Mingshan: [Yes. 】

Just a few words...

Lin Shu poked Xie Mingshan's reply in dissatisfaction, but also knew that he was probably busy now, and was afraid that he would be distracted by driving, so he didn't talk anymore. Lin Shu, who is committed to spending no more than 200 yuan on daily expenses per month, secretly poked and cut a picture and prepared to write it in his diary.

However, people are not as good as heaven, Associate Professor Lin rushed to Jiuxianqiao at three o'clock, and the meeting ended an hour later...

kidding me...

Lin Shu was sitting in the conference hall in a state of collapse, dawdling and not wanting to leave: the large coupons he used for the barbecue group would be gone as soon as the tickets were refunded, so the group buying coupons could not be refunded, but Jiuxianqiao was too far away from home, so he would drive here later It was not worth the trip, Lin Shu saw that there were still people taking pictures together in the venue, so he thought about taking a seat here for a while, preferably until five o'clock, and went directly to the restaurant to wait for Xie Mingshan.

Then he saw Wu Qing—the evil dean who had been devoting himself to finding fault with him all the year round, slowly walking towards him.

I can go to your horse.

Lin Shu was too lazy to deal with Wu Qing, and he stopped playing on his mobile phone. He quickly slipped out of the venue and went to hang out at 798.

Lin Shu loved to come to 798 when he was in school. At that time, he didn’t have much money, but he played poorly. He was always happy to take pictures with his boyfriend and visit exhibitions.But since he got to work, he seldom comes here again, because he has money, so he spends more money when he comes to these places.

People's desires grow infinitely, Associate Professor Lin lamented.In the past, when I saw those colorful commodities, I couldn’t feel my heartbeat because I knew I couldn’t afford anything, so I simply didn’t want to. After I got a salary, those luxury things seemed to suddenly depreciate. All kinds of fun are fine. Experience it, you can eat Japanese-style ice cream one by one, and you can pick a small piece of ingeniously designed artwork to take home. In this way, the feasting and feasting on the street will change from a beautiful scenery to a cold broken banknote By chance, when Lin Shu went to 798 for the last time, he accidentally spent a small one thousand. Since then, he has listed this large-scale art park as his forbidden area, and never set foot in it for non-work reasons.

I am a person who has to work hard to provide for myself, and I can't easily waste a penny.

Lin Shu warned himself so.

798 is bustling as usual, Lin Shu was afraid that his desire to shop would explode and no one would watch him, so he swiped all his credit cards, and didn’t even dare to go shopping in the park, so he chose a random coffee shop and wanted to order a cheap American food rub sit.

American... 35 yuan.

Lin Shu backed out again.

This is a waste of money. Lin Shu’s Grande soul is shining brightly. He simply stands outside and uses his mobile phone to search for 798 cafes with an average consumption of less than 20 yuan.

While searching, the phone suddenly vibrated, and a message popped up: [Two spots are suddenly vacant in the DIY activity of handmade woodworking flower stands, who is now in the 798 Art Park, please register for me, the original price is 69 yuan, find me The report is only 19.9, the boss depends on the attendance QAQ]

Lin Shu glanced over and saw a 19.9... Isn't this the reasonable price in his mind!

Lin Shu opened the letter and looked at the sender. The note was a student—Xu Rui. After thinking about it, it seemed that he was a student from the previous classes. He should be a graduate student at Beijing Normal University. Then he looked at the content of the event and found that he used wood by himself. DIY a net red test tube flower stand... Although it is useless, but at least I can take home a finished product and pass the time, and the price is also suitable. After a little thought, Lin Shu sent a red envelope.

Lin Shu: [I'm at 798, how do I get there? 】

Lin Shu wanted to beat up Xu Rui's dog head.

It's too bad...how could I have such a bad student.

Lin Shu never expected that what he signed up for was a parent-child carpentry activity. Associate Professor Lin, who was 175, stood out among a group of children and mothers, dignifiedly like a giant baby who hadn't grown up.

Lin Shu: [Xu Rui, you are finished. 】

Xu Rui: [Professor Lin, please help me, I will refund the money to you, but you must not leave, otherwise it will not be half of the plan, and my boss will cut me off.please. 】

Lin Shu glanced at Xu Rui's series of weeping emojis, but in the end he left without the nerve, biting the bullet and huddling in the desks and chairs of elementary school students to listen to the carpentry teacher's lecture.

Seeing that everyone was almost there, the carpenter teacher came to the stage and said in a gentle voice: "Children, are you in elementary school yet?"

Number of forests: ...

After all, it is a parent-child activity, mainly for five or six-year-old Xiaodou Ding, so the craft is not difficult. The whole flower stand is a quadrilateral frame made of four wooden boards. You only need to punch three equidistant ones on a rectangular pine board. Then use a spatula to widen the hole to the size that can be put into the test tube. After all, Lin Shu is an adult, so he made the hole in a few strokes, and entered the stage of expanding the hole first.

Xie Mingshan: 【Is the meeting over yet? 】

Lin Shu: [It finished blooming early, and now I am filing wood. 】

Xie Mingshan: [? 】

Lin Shu glanced at the progress of the children, and found that he was far ahead, so he threw the board and scorpion on the table, and gossiped with Xie Mingshan about how he was tricked into parent-child activities.

Xie Mingshan: [Hahahaha... the road to being a teacher is always bumpy, it's hard work. 】

Xie Mingshan: [I'm off work, I can get to 798 in about an hour, can you finish it? 】

Lin Shu: [No problem, I will be the first one to finish it. 】

Xie Mingshan: [Pfft——have you found that your comparison partner is very problematic? 】

Xie Mingshan: [Then you go on, little friend Lin. 】

Lin Shu blushed with embarrassment at Xie Mingshan's words, put his phone aside and concentrated on filing his own wood, and then he found that the development of the situation was getting out of control.

First, a chubby little boy filed the workpiece first, and then several other children assembled the flower stand, but Lin Shu didn't even file a hole.

Lin Shu's dignity as an adult was crushed, and he stopped playing with his mobile phone. He picked up a file and frantically typed, but the sawdust fell down one after another, but the progress bar did not grow at all.

"Little friend Lin, your parents are here to pick you up." Lin Shu was comparing himself with the children next door when he suddenly heard a voice above his head and almost threw the file out.

"What are you screaming for?" Lin Shu gave Xie Mingshan a heavy blow.

Xie Mingshan: "Is it ready?"

Lin Shu said dejectedly, "It's still far away."

Xie Mingshan looked around and found that Associate Professor Lin's hands-on ability was really bad, and now the progress was behind him, and there was only one little girl who came alone, not more than ten years old.

Xie Mingshan pulled a chair and sat down, sighing: "Sure enough, children can't do without parents."

After finishing speaking, Xie Mingshan took the scorpion from Lin Shu's hand, and filed a round hole in a few strokes.

Lin Shu:!

Xie Mingshan didn't raise his head, and silently felt Lin Shu's adoring gaze, and then said, "You're using the wrong strength. It looks like you've spent a lot of effort, but in fact, you haven't really used it for ideas."

"I know a lot." Lin Shu said sourly.

"It's okay." Xie Mingshan lowered his head and approached the vise, blowing away the sawdust, and said, "Before I was in the decoration team for a while, I learned a little."

"How many jobs have you had?" Lin Shu was a little surprised.

"Too many to count." Xie Mingshan loosened the vise, removed the board, changed the direction, and began to file another hole.

"I was only 15 years old when my family had an accident, and I didn't dare to hire minors, so I can only find small workshops that don't look at ID cards. The business of this kind of shop is good and bad, and it doesn't last long. I don't know it. , I changed more than a dozen." Xie Mingshan kept his hands while talking, and the sawdust was flying, so he drove Lin Shu away: "Stay away, don't suck the sawdust in."

Lin Shu retreated a lot according to his words, and then warned: "Then you should stop talking, and be careful to eat when the time comes."

Xie Mingshan smiled, and stopped talking, and concentrated on filing the remaining parts. Put the four pieces of wood together, carefully apply glue on the joints, and fix them into the shape of a flower stand.

He pressed the four corners with his fingers, waited for the glue to dry, and said, "I didn't expect you to like this kind of gadget."

"To pass the time." With Xie Mingshan as the shooter, Lin Shu finally lost his anxiety about being the last elementary school student in the class who didn't hand in his homework. He looked around and found that his position was quite hidden. He dishonestly climbed onto Xie Mingshan's thigh and drew circles on it.

Xie Mingshan: "What are you doing?"

Lin Shu said solemnly: "Relieve my weakness after being crushed by work."

Xie Mingshan: ...

After a while, the glue dried completely. Xie Mingshan played with it in his hand, and seeing that there was no problem, he returned it to Lin Shu and said, "It's done, Lin Xiaoshu can go to hand in homework."

Lin Shu gave him a blank look, got up and asked Xu Rui for three test tubes to form a set of finished products, then turned to Xie Mingshan and said, "Let's go, go eat."

"This is my first time in 798." After leaving the carpentry classroom, Xie Mingshan and Lin Shu walked side by side.The leaves of Populus euphratica gradually turn golden. When the autumn wind blows, they leave the branches, float through the dense crowds and wide streets, and land quietly.

"Have you never been here?" Lin Shu asked, "Speaking of which, when did you come to Beijing?"

"Let's start spring this year." Xie Mingshan narrowed his eyes and recalled: "Xinchuang was voted by the boss a long time ago. In the past two years, the mining limit has become more and more strict, and the boss has gradually turned the business to environmental protection. Last year, the business here is on the way. After the Chinese New Year, the boss moved the whole team here."

"Fortunately, you were single at the time, otherwise you would have to look for a new job if you dragged your family along." Lin Shu nodded and asked again, "Then where did you live before?"

Xie Mingshan: "Boss."

Lin Shu:!

Lin Shu grabbed the flesh on Xie Ming's mountainside, and said seriously, "Tell me the truth, what's going on?"

Xie Mingshan staggered from being pinched, and repeatedly begged for forgiveness: "Be gentle, it hurts."

Xie Mingshan had exercised very well, his waist was tight, Lin Shu was struggling to pinch his muscles, he relaxed when he heard this, and continued to ask, "Please explain clearly to me, why did you sleep at your boss's house!"

Xie Mingshan rubbed his waist and said, "What do you think about every day? The boss's wife, Sister Li, and my sister are best friends. They took care of me and let me sleep in their house in Chaoyang District for two days."

"Do you think that people are just like us petty citizens, who can afford a house with all their family's resources?" Xie Mingshan snorted Lin Shu's hair as if to vent his anger, and stopped until it turned into a fluffy bird's nest: " It was summer when the boss’s youngest nephew came to Beijing for an exam, and it was close to the school, so I moved out.”

"Hey, I didn't expect you to have nepotism." Lin Shu didn't hear him say that there was such a relationship, and gossiped: "Why are your boss and your sister best friends?"

The proprietress Hou Li is a little younger than Luzhou, but she is also fifty years old. Xie Mingshan's sister is at most 30 years old, which is quite a difference in age.

"Lu Bosi still remembers, my boss's son, my sister taught him to start learning art in junior high school. At that time, the boss ran outside every day, and my sister and Li sister were the only ones at home. After coming and going, the two of them met each other. Okay. You have to be like a person, Lu Bosi now calls my sister Auntie."

"I can't tell." Lin Shu poked Xie Mingshan and said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to be a relative with an ordinary face."

"Otherwise, since everyone is a wage earner, it would be nice for others to provide a dormitory. How can someone like me be reimbursed in full when renting a house outside?" Xie Mingshan said with a smile.

"Speaking of this, your accountant has put the rent into the card this month. You say that our relationship is not suitable?"

When Xie Mingshan first moved in, he asked Lin Shu for a card number, and the accountant would automatically credit the rent into Lin Shu’s card every month. Lin Shu thought it was good at first, and he didn’t have to worry about the tenants defaulting on the rent, but the two now When it comes to falling in love, Lin Shu will always feel guilty that he and Xie Mingshan embezzled public funds if they receive this money.

"It's okay, just keep it in your card." Xie Mingshan said indifferently: "You said it all, I am a foreign relative anyway, and this money can be regarded as a subsidy for me. The drivers of the company are all five or six thousand It seems that my salary is not too good, so I can find supplements from these places, which are all legitimate incomes, so don't worry about it."

After Xie Mingshan finished speaking, seeing that Lin Shu still had doubts, he lowered his head, leaned into Lin Shu's ear, and whispered: "Besides, how do you want me to tell the accountant that I have an improper transaction with the landlord, so I don't have to pay the rent?" gone?"

Number of forests: ...

The author has something to say:

Yesterday’s me was staying up late to buy goods, and today’s me is staying up late to return products... two dark circles feel like expensive eye cream can’t save it 〒▽〒