That flirtatious slut is damn sweet

After Qiao Jiao left, Shen Yiyuan sat on the high-backed chair with arms crossed, looking at Wei Kai with a smile on his lips: "We've been together for a long time... are you tired?"

Wei Kai is a straight man, completely unaware of what he said wrong: "That's right, no one can escape the curse of the seven-year itch, that's what it says in the books."

"Which book is so classic? Why haven't I read it?" Shen Yiyuan's face darkened.

Only then did Wei Kai realize that something was wrong, and his voice became smaller and smaller: "...No, no?"

Shen Yiyuan stood up from the chair, walked around the table and stood in front of the man: "Wei Kai, we've been together for a long time, isn't it a few years before you get tired of it?"

"No!" Wei Kai's hairs all stood on end, "Why do you think so? I'm talking about Mo Jinhuai!"

Shen Yiyuan's expression was uncertain: "You yourself said 'men get tired after a long time', can we be an exception?"

He stretched out a slender finger to poke the man's chest, and slowly drew circles: "Then you are not a man, or am I not a man, huh?"

Wei Kai grasped Shen Yiyuan's hand: "Stinky Peacock, you, don't go around me! I'm not as smart as you, I can't get out if I go around!"

Shen Yiyuan sneered: "Look at how cowardly you are."

He was born with fox eyes, and he smiled casually with all kinds of charms.

Wei Kai was dazzled all of a sudden, and his Adam's apple moved with difficulty: "Ah, A Yuan...I can't possibly get tired of you..."

"Why?" Shen Yiyuan hooked Wei Kai's neck with one hand, and tapped the tip of the man's nose with the other hand, "If you say something nice, I'll let you go."

Poor Wei Kai studied in country M. He only learned Chinese from his father in the wild. It would be nice to be able to speak fluently. He doesn't know how to use those fancy adjectives.

Shen Yiyuan raised his eyebrows and pinched the man's nose: "That's it? Then when I get old and don't look good, will you get tired of it?"

Wei Kai shook his head again and again, because his nose was clenched, and the voice he made was extremely funny, and he said in a low voice, "No way, I will be old when you are old, and you look good even when you are old..."

Shen Yiyuan sneered and let go of him: "Believe in your ghost, you still know what I look like when I'm old?"

"I saw it in my dream!"

Wei Kai smiled honestly: "It's those dreams where you become my wife and we grow old together."

Shen Yiyuan raised the corners of his lips: "Oh, I always thought that you made up those dreams."

"Of course not! Why am I lying to you by making this up?" Wei Kai wrote all over his face, but he never lied!

Shen Yiyuan smiled broadly: "Cheat yourself, lie to your heart, lie to me to argue with you."

Thinking of the day when I got the certificate, it was also very dramatic.

Shen Yiyuan is a non-marriage advocate and advocates freedom. He is very happy to have a relationship with Wei Kai, but he never thought of marrying a man.

Wei Kai was also savvy, after the two dated, he hinted that he proposed marriage twice, and after learning about Shen Yiyuan's attitude, he didn't force it anymore.

Living together was easy and comfortable, and Shen Yiyuan quickly got used to Wei Kai's presence.

—At the beginning, the two slept in separate rooms, and Wei Kai refused to go back to the room from some unknown date, and Shen Yiyuan didn't chase him away, and naturally started the mode of sharing the same bed.

Wei Kai sleeps quite honestly, this Shen Yiyuan knew it in the past, after all, when he was insane, he was pestering Wei Kai to sleep.

On the contrary, once he fell asleep, he would stick to the man like an octopus. Wei Kai was often entangled by him so that he could not breathe well and even had nightmares.

But even so, Wei Kai still slept with his arms around him, not at all disgusted, and even very happy.

Shen Yiyuan didn't say anything, but his heart was sweet.

He is an orphan, and what he longs for most is this warmth. The reason why he doesn't want to get married is because he doesn't believe that anyone can give him this kind of warmth for the rest of his life.

But if it was Wei Kai, maybe he could...

What really made Shen Yiyuan make up his mind was Wei Kai's dream.

When he woke up one morning, he turned his head and looked at the man beside him in a normal way.

Wei Kai slept deeply, but somehow his expression was painful, and his tears were still streaming down.

Shen Yiyuan: "???"

Busily pushing the man to wake him up, and after asking the reason, Shen Yiyuan's face completely darkened.

Wei Kai, a pig brain, had a particularly unlucky dream early in the morning.

"A Yuan, I dreamed that I was old and died in your arms. You were crying so hard that tears fell on my face, but I was dead. I couldn't move, and I couldn't move. To comfort you, I can't reach out to hug you, my heart hurts to death!"

Wei Kai threw himself on him, and said sadly: "I thought, how can I make my wife feel so uncomfortable, I just want to hold my breath, but I can't open my eyes..."

Shen Yiyuan patted him on the back to comfort him: "Don't worry, this nightmare won't come true, I'm not your wife anyway."

Wei Kai raised his face and looked straight at Shen Yiyuan for a while, then howled suddenly: "Oh! I feel even more uncomfortable!!!"

Thinking back now, Shen Yiyuan felt that he must have just woken up not awake enough, or maybe he was fainted by Wei Kai's howling.

He didn't know where he was wrong, so he looked into Wei Kai's eyes and asked, "Then...do you want the nightmare to come true?"

"I want you to be my wife!" Wei Kai had never reacted so quickly in his life, he hugged Shen Yiyuan, "I am also happy for nightmares!"

"Idiot..." Shen Yiyuan cursed in a low voice.

Wei Kai was afraid of offending Shen Yiyuan, so he hastily added: "I'm just saying good wishes, I don't mean to force you! If you're afraid of getting married, let's live like this."

These words completely stimulated the competitive Shen Peacock: "Me? Afraid? Who is afraid of whom! Wei Kai, don't regret it when the time comes, it will be too late to cry after you get married!"

Why are you crying?The stinky peacock wants to marry him, so he can wake himself up with a smile when he falls asleep!

He was secretly happy, but Wei Kai had a rare scheming and continued to provoke Shen Yiyuan: "Aren't you just afraid? Cowardly peacock..."

Shen Yiyuan jumped up from the bed and dragged Wei Kai out: "Let's go! Go get the certificate now! Let's see if I'm afraid!"

Wei Kai was afraid that he would change his mind, so he followed him out without even changing his pajamas.

For the first time, the staff of the Civil Affairs Department saw the young couple in pajamas asking for a certificate. They confirmed the personal information of both parties several times, and kept looking at the two of them.

"Don't ask! Sober, voluntary, no eloping, no coercion!"

Wei Kai wished he could take the staff's hand to cover it up.

It's not easy to come here to argue while his stinky peacock is hotheaded!Who will pay him a wife if he is messed up by the slow-moving staff? !

Just like that, the two chapters of "Papa" were knocked down, and a couple of hot newlyweds were born in the civil affairs hall...

"I always feel that your original dream was supported by acting skills..."

Shen Yiyuan picked up the coffee: "Are you regretting it now? I even read a book about the 'Seven Year Itch'... Would you like me to help you take a look at night, which piece of meat is ready to itch?"

"I really don't have any regrets! I wake up every day and see you, I feel like I'm soaking in a honeypot... As for where it's itchy..."

Wei Kai smiled foolishly, and generously began to unbutton his shirt, revealing his well-trained chest muscles: "What night are you waiting to see? Anytime!"

"puff--!"

Shen Yiyuan sprayed coffee on those two chest muscles.

Hmm... it looks even more gorgeous when it's wet...

Looking at Wei Kai who was exuding the aroma of coffee, Shen Yiyuan finally couldn't hold back his expression, and bent down with a smile: "...is there someone as cheap as you?"

"What's wrong with being cheap to your own wife?"

Wei Kai naturally pulled Shen Yiyuan up, turned him around, and hugged him from behind.

This is what he has explored for many years, and his stinky peacocks like this posture very much...

"Ah Yuan, we won't have the seven-year itch. Even if there are some minor problems, just get in and get used to it. I depend on you for the rest of my life. Don't try to get rid of me." Wei Kai said very seriously.

He decided on Shen Yiyuan, and he only wanted to live happily with his beautiful stinky peacock in his life.

"Yeah," Shen Yiyuan just kept on his posture, and purposely rubbed behind him, "That can't be done every day, my butt can't even grow beautiful feathers."

Wei Kai: "...A Yuan, I suspect you are driving."

Shen Yiyuan turned his head and kissed the man's lips: "Don't doubt it, I'm just..."

There are thousands of husbands and wives in the world, some are happy and some are sad.

Shen Yiyuan and Wei Kai had a harmonious "run-in" movement there, but Qiao Jiao couldn't explain it in a word.

Although Wei Kai's words are not pleasant to listen to, they are not harsh, and the "seven-year itch" is not unreasonable.

You know, after being married for so long, Mo Jinhuai has never had such a cold war with him!

I usually spoil him to the sky, and I can't see him feeling uncomfortable, let alone ignore him...

Even if he was at fault this time, it's been three days, and Mo Jinhuai hasn't spoken to him for three days!

Qiao Jiao bit her nails, worried.

The way they get along with each other seems to be that he takes the initiative, but in fact Mo Jinhuai is the real activist.

Now the dead man is frozen for thousands of miles, and he doesn't know how to break the ice. Could it be that it will always be this cold?

At times like this, I really miss the system...

By the way, the system!

Qiao Jiao turned on the phone and clicked on the "Super Brain" app.

This set of software is still in the internal testing stage. At present, it is only installed in the mobile phones of a few people at the core of Mohs. It can be directly connected to the AI ​​system through the software.

The biggest advantage of the artificial intelligence system is that there is no need to rest. After receiving Qiao Jiao's request for help, the system will reply immediately:

System: [Jiaomei, give full play to your charm advantage at this time!Your man is cold, so you have to warm him up, wear a sexy underwear?]

Qiao Jiao typed it in manually: [Although, I don't have the kind of thing you mentioned at hand, is there any other way? 】

System: [Husband's shirt to try? PS? Don't wear pants! [come on]】

The corner of Qiao Jiao's mouth twitched: [You can still post emoticons, why are you so good...]

System: [[Smile][Smile]]

... Sure enough, the system can only come up with ideas.

But Su idea is also an idea!

Qiao Jiao put aside the phone and glanced at the wardrobe where Mo Jinhuai kept his shirts.

Give it a try, it's okay...