That flirtatious slut is damn sweet

Mo Jinyu stood up abruptly: "How is this possible?!"

Qin Shenghan also showed hesitation.

You must know that Mo's bodyguards are extraordinary. Their physical fitness is one in a million, and they will go through rigorous training and assessment before joining the job. They are humanoid weapons that can fight many with one.

Qin Shenghan knows this better than anyone else.

The reason is very simple. As Mo's chief guard, he is the one who formulated the devil-style bodyguard assessment system.

He knows all too well the physical training that bodyguards endure every day and the requirements that go far beyond industry standards.

The people he trained, one-on-one is no longer something ordinary people can deal with. Silly Niu, a farmer who has not received systematic training and only knows how to use brute force, can solve a dozen of them by himself?

--Totally impossible.

"Qiao Chu, is what you said true?" Qiao Jiao also had a hard time believing it, but he knew that Qiao Chu never lied.

Qiao Chu didn't say much, and pointed out with his thumb: "Go and see for yourself and you will know."

The dozen or so bodyguards at the entrance of the village still looked fresh when they came.

- All of them were ashen-faced and disheveled, and they were either holding their waists or rubbing their legs, and even their faces were so swollen that they couldn't continue to wear sunglasses to pretend to be aggressive, so they could only cover half of their faces with their hands in bitterness.

The kind villagers helped them to sit in a row on the stone pier, and handed them the wound medicine one by one.

The fat aunt even apologized before and after running: "Everyone is a big pot! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!"

"My silly cow didn't count, hurting everyone...Auntie, are you accompanying me! Well, I go to my aunt's house to eat dumplings at noon, and I should eat dumplings in winter. After eating dumplings, the injury will be so fast!"

The bodyguards were beaten up by Fatty. Firstly, they felt ashamed, and secondly, because Mo's family rules were very strict, they didn't dare to go to Sha Niu's house for a meal, and they all waved their hands to say that it was okay.

Silly Niu had no idea just now, but now he saw his mother apologizing to others, and realized that he had caused trouble.

The big, silly man scratched his head and ran over, sticking behind the fat aunt: "Mom..."

When the fat aunt turned her head and saw that it was her son, her expression turned serious, she jumped up, and slapped her son Tianling Gaier: "You brat!"

It's hard to imagine how a fat aunt can make such flexible jumping movements.

——It's like a fat rabbit!

The fat aunt twisted the ears of her stupid son and educated her: "Did mother tell you not to hit people casually! Did you tell me?! Look at these big pots being beaten by you, they are all slapped! The cauldrons are so handsome, this is a disaster for you... all of them have bruised noses and swollen faces!"

Bodyguards: "..."

Auntie, can you go home and educate your son?

Save some face for us, okay?

You say that... how do we brothers get mixed up in the bodyguard industry...

"Auntie, please stop scolding him!"

Qiao Chu ran two steps quickly and stood in front of Sha Niu.

Aunt Fat's eyes lit up: "Huh? Where did Xiao Kuoai come from?"

All the bodyguards let out a sigh of relief.

Huh... Finally, I don't need to continue to listen to the miserable description of being beaten...

"He didn't intend to hit anyone," Qiao Chu pointed at the bodyguards, "They did it first!"

Bodyguards: "!!!"

"Really?" Aunt Fat turned her gaze away faintly.

For some reason, she was just a kind and amiable fat lady, but it made all the elite bodyguards suddenly tense up, feeling like being stared at by their mother.

Bodyguards: "No! Listen to our explanation..."

"They caught me first and didn't let me into the village. The silly cow came to help when he heard me calling for help." Qiao Chu explained the situation clearly in a few words.

Silly Cow nodded desperately: "So many of them bullied Little Wonton, and grabbed Little Wonton to prevent him from leaving."

The fat aunt immediately frowned: "Why do you want to catch such a lovely child?"

The bodyguards bowed their heads and said, "We saw him wandering around the entrance of the village... a little suspicious, just a routine inspection..."

"Do you think the village is Mo's property? Who gave you the right to routine inspection?"

Qin Shenghan walked over and looked coldly at this nest of good-for-nothing subordinates.

"Boss..." All the bodyguards were over 1.8 meters tall, but when they saw Qin Shenghan, they all shrank like crane quails, and they automatically lined up to stand in line.

Qin Shenghan moved his neck, and the scar was illuminated by the sun, making him look even more ferocious: "I owe it to you."

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Mo Jinyu hugged Qiao Jiao's neck: "Did you see it? Did you see it?!"

He had an idiot look on his face, and his voice was trembling with excitement: "Brother Sheng Han, was he handsome just now? I just love him like this, he's so A and sassy! Huh? I really want to be cleaned up by him?"

"I think you need to be collected!" Qiao Jiao sneered, "Look at your brother, isn't he also very A and sassy? If you hug me again, it's hard to say whether you can live to the next minute."

"How come, my brother treats me so well..." Mo Jinyu looked back at Mo Jinhuai.

Mo Jinhuai: Watch.

Mo Er Shao immediately withdrew his hand as if it was burning, and helped Qiao Jiao remove the dust that did not exist on his shoulder.

"Qiao Xiaojiao, it's meaningless for you to do this!" Mo Jinyu was cowardly in his heart, and he wanted to put on a show of force, "How is it that you drive so far between our brothers, and the enchantress who harms the country and the people?!"

Qiao Jiao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and snorted disapprovingly.

"Is it my illusion?"

Mo Jinyu swallowed: "Why does it feel like you and my brother are getting more and more alike...the expressions in your eyes...could this be the legendary husband and wife look?"

"You're right." Hearing this, Mo Da's president Long Xin was overjoyed, seeing his younger brother's expression was a little kind, he pursed his lips to cover the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up.

Qiao Jiao: ... As for being so happy?

Since Silly Bull can fight against more than a dozen well-trained Mo's bodyguards to all K0s, there is naturally no need for the simulation field assessment, just pass

Qin Shenghan told Aunt Fat that the Mo family wanted to recruit Tieniu, and told him the working hours and salary.

"The salary is hot... so high?!" The fat aunt opened her eyes in surprise.

Qin Shenghan replied: "This is just the basic salary when he first joined the job, and it is not very high. As his work experience increases, his salary will also increase. If he does meritorious service, there will be additional rewards."

The fat aunt asked in a low voice, "Will it be dangerous?"

Qin Shenghan said it sincerely: "Being a bodyguard, there are definitely dangers, and you have to sign a risk agreement when you join the job, I hope you know."

The fat aunt waved her hand: "That's fine..."

"Mom, I want to go." Silly Niu suddenly appeared.

The fat aunt raised her hand and slapped him on the back of the head: "Didn't you hear that there is danger? Where are you going?"

Silly Niu picked up Qiao Chu who was next to him with one hand, and handed it to his mother.

Like a fish just caught, Qiao Chu dangled in the silly cow's hand.

Aunt Fat: "?"

Qiao Chu: "???"

"I agreed with Little Wonton to be a colleague, and I promised to cover him!" Silly Niu was firm.

Qiao Chu stared at her toes which were ten centimeters above the ground: "By the way... can you let go of me first..."

"Xiao Kuoai is going too..." Fat Aunt had a good eye for Qiao Chu.

"I don't want to stay at home all the time, I also want to work!" Sha Niu said seriously.

"This..." Aunt Fat couldn't make up her mind.

Her son's brain is not good. If he really has to do some complicated mental work, he will definitely not be able to handle it. The only thing superior to ordinary people is his physical strength and skill. opportunity for society.

But she only has one son, she is a bit stupid, at least she was conceived and born in ten months of hard work, in case something happens...

"Auntie, don't worry too much."

Qiao Jiao came over to persuade Aunt Fat: "Brother Silly Niu enters Mo's, he will only be assigned some simple jobs that he is competent at the beginning, and the difficulty will gradually increase after he gets familiar with it."

Mo Jinyu also laughed and put on Qin Shenghan's shoulder, poked the man's scar, and said to the fat aunt: "Don't be scared by him, Mo's is not a place of tigers and wolves, it is a serious business enterprise, Bodyguards are often just a show, not as scary as he said."

"Mother, I'm going!" Silly Niu shook the fat aunt Qiao Chuling in his hand again, "I'm wearing a little wonton, and the little wonton said he would take care of me."

Qiao Chu is silent: I didn't say that, please don't add drama to me.

Qiao Jiao turned her head and looked at her younger brother in relief: "Xiao Chu, you and Brother Silly Niu need to get along well."

Qiao Chu regained consciousness immediately: "Yes, I will! Don't worry bro!"

Fat Auntie's eyes suddenly turned red, and she wiped her eyes: "...my silly cow was not smart since he was a child, and no one in the village would play with him. I didn't expect to have so many friends all of a sudden, woo..."

She whimpered, and stepped forward to hug Qiao Chu who was hanging in mid-air: "Xiao Kuoai... oh, no, Little Wonton, you are really Kuoai's little angel...

Qiao Chu felt awkward: ...I'm not a little wonton!

But he said respectfully: "Auntie, don't worry, I will take care of him." He also hugged the fat aunt back and patted the back of the fat aunt.

Qiao Chu discovered that Aunt Fat smelled like her mother.

Unlike his mother, his mother always smelled of perfume and copper, and always called him an unrecognized bastard, and never gave him a warm hug like this.

He suddenly liked this fat aunt a little bit.

Being able to grow up beside such a warm mother is why Sha Niu is such an enthusiastic person. Even if he treats him who has never met him before, he will help him.

help.

He, Qiao Chu, adheres to the principle of repaying all kindness, and firmly implements the life principle of "others give me peaches, and I hug them with plums".

Sha Niu is a bit stupid, but since he has helped him, it is reasonable for him to take care of him.

Qiao Chu convinced himself just like that.

Even the more I look at the silly cow, the more pleasing to the eye, I think the silly cow is also very good.

It would be even better if he could loosen the nape of his neck and put him on the ground...

Qiao Chu shook his feet, thinking helplessly.

Seeing that her silly son has both friends and a job, the fat aunt is very happy and invites everyone to her house for lunch.

In this group of people, everyone has outstanding looks and identities, but none of them can cook. When they received the invitation, they naturally went happily.

——Who doesn’t love dumplings!

Sitting around a small table, eating dumplings happily while chatting nonsense.

"Speaking of which, what's the name of the silly cow?" Mo Jinyu babbled while eating the dumplings, and even found time to ask.

The silly cow smiled: "You are more stupid than me. You don't know if you call it out. Isn't I just called a silly cow!"

Qiao Chu has been brainwashed by "to take care of the silly cow", so he kindly explained to him: "Second Young Master Mo didn't ask your nickname, but your name, and you will always have to register your name when you enter Mo's."

"That's still stupid, why didn't he just ask my name!" The silly cow laughed at Mo Jinyu.

Young Master Mo Er was so angry that his nose couldn't breathe. If his family's dead steel plate hadn't fed a dumpling into his mouth in time, he would have erupted.

Qiao Jiao was also curious, since he knew Sha Niu, he had never heard of his name.

"Then what's your name, silly cow brother?" he asked.

Silly Niu rubbed his nose: "...I don't like to talk."

Everyone was puzzled: "Why?"

"My name doesn't work with me..."

Silly Niu frowned in embarrassment: "My mother found a blind man to figure it out, saying that I am very talented, uh... so I have to use this name..."

The fat aunt was coming out with a large plate of cooked dumplings, when she heard it, she smiled and said, "That half-immortal is very accurate in fortune-telling! People from all over the world believe in him, and they are called 'living immortals'!"

She raised her double chin proudly: "The living god said, my silly cow is only temporarily stupid, and when I get better, it will be in the same style as the name!"

"So what's it called?" they asked.

The fat aunt put the whole plate of dumplings on the table firmly, and said three words in a straight voice: "Yi Yi Gu, Wen, Bo."

Everyone: "..."

...Mom!What kind of fairy name is this that fits the hero's setting? !