Sword Three + Honghuang 818 This Unreasonable World

Tongtian suddenly had the idea of ​​recruiting disciples again, because he went out for a couple of laps on a whim one day, and came across the scene of the gossip of the horse sacrificer, and saw the cuteness of the stupid turtle that inspired Fuxi's reincarnation, so he picked it up. Going away, Lingzhi accepted apprentices, and then the addiction to accepting apprentices has not passed, so he simply came to Boda, and informed Hong Huang that he was going to accept apprentices, so come quickly if it is interesting.

But Tongtian didn't expect someone of his generation to come.

"Master..." Ran Deng cupped his hands under the seat, brazenly hesitating to speak, but everyone present could understand the unfinished words, and those who didn't understand also had external explanations.

There was a flash of light in Duobao's eyes, the thoughts in his mind turned, and he came up with a countermeasure almost instantly.What the master said that day, as long as he can pass the formation, he is his disciple. This is what everyone in the prehistoric world has heard. As the deputy leader, he will perform the teacher's ceremony to the leader, while the disciples of Jiejiao will give him a half-master's ceremony... Tsk, there is a big mountain on his head for no reason, so uncomfortable.

However, Duobao didn't expect that his master would ask Ran Deng to call them senior brother and senior sister without changing his face.

Tong Tian: It's a joke, do you think that poor fellows of the same generation will be embarrassed to accept it?Strictly speaking, the Poor Daoist Little White Tea is still a poor Taoist elder!

However, if Ran Deng dared to come, he was already prepared to descend from his seniority. At this time, he was very relaxed and called his disciples senior brothers and senior sisters, and was even given a greeting ceremony with white tea.

Duobao and the others only returned gifts to Ran Deng, but they couldn't give a meeting gift like white tea.This matter was done by the elder sister Baicha, but they couldn't do it, otherwise it would only cause embarrassment.

What makes Tongtian feel good is that, apart from Randeng, who entered in disorder, he still received a gifted and beautiful jade, which is Zhao Gongming brother and sister.

Not long after accepting apprentices, Tongtian saw Luo Xun who came out of Zhou Tianxing Douzhen and went to retreat after healed his wounds with some enlightenment.

Looking at it at a glance, Tong Tian was shocked to realize that Luo Xun's breath was very different from that before the retreat, from palpable floating clouds to ethereal mist.The four divinities can be summed up——Back to basics.

Tong Tian smiled and said, "Congratulations."

Where does joy come from?But there is another Hunyuaner.

Luo Xun smiled lightly, put the fine wine that was brewed just after leaving the customs on the table beside him, and said with a smile: "The poor man has no treasures in his hands, so he has the audacity to bring this pear blossom wine to you, the leader, to tell you about it. "

The Tongtian family drank both tea and wine, and didn't know which side they preferred. Hearing Luo Xun's obvious joke, he also laughed and scolded: "Well, Luo Xun, you want to exchange a jar of wine for my treasure."

Luo Xun frowned and said with pity: "Then... two altars?"

It was at this time that the water and fire boy came in.

"Master, Senior Sister Jinling and Senior Brother Dingguang are asking to see you."

Originally, it was Tongtian Voice Transmission who asked them to come, but at this moment, they just nodded to let the water and fire boy lead the Jinling Dingguang in.

Before the two disciples came in, Tongtian handed two flowers to Luo Xun, one was crystal clear, and the other was turbid and dirty, "Here, ask me to separate the clean and turbid air from the chaos, be careful. Don't be polluted by the foul air."

Luo Xun put the two flowers in a jade box and put them in his sleeves, "I save it." With their relationship, there is no need to thank Ping Tian for alienation.

Jin Ling and Ding Guang entered the room and bowed before their seats, "See Master, see Senior Luo Xun."

"Get up." Tong Tian said, beckoning to Dingguang, "Dingguang, come, let senior Luo Xun take a look."

"Yes, Master." The young boy blinked his rosy eyes, and his voice was so cute!

Luo Xun gently patted Dingguang's shoulder, and said softly: "Don't be nervous, relax, it will hurt a lot at first, but it will be comfortable if you bear it."

"En." Dingguang clenched his fists and closed his eyes, looking desperate, "Senior, Dingguang is ready."

As Luo Xun said, at first the soul hurt so badly that Dingguang couldn't help but let out a cry of pain.After going through the pain, it felt like the comfort of soaking in warm water, and the whole body exuded joy, which was the satisfaction after the soul was replenished.

Dingguang couldn't resist the comfort, and fell into a deep sleep.

Jin Ling hugged the little rabbit and listened to Luo Xun's instructions. "He has been injured for a long time, and the newborn soul is relatively fragile. He may not wake up within a thousand years. You put it in the core of the spirit gathering array, and use the pure heaven and earth spiritual temperature to nourish his soul. After waking up, he will It can be like a normal fairy."

Jin Lingzhong nodded his head to show his understanding.

When Jin Ling went out with a fixed light, she was seeing nothing. Behind her was a little loli with big eyes and bright red eyes. She was red like a dancing flame.

Wudang pulled the little Lolita to him, and introduced with red lips: "Senior sister, this is my new apprentice girl. Girl, meet your Master Jin Ling soon."

Little Lolita immediately said crisply: "Nvwa has seen Master Jin Ling."

Jin Ling nodded with a smile, hugged the rabbit in one hand and took out a pine cone from his sleeve with the other hand to the girl, "Master came in a hurry and didn't bring any good spirit treasures with him, this fruit should quench your thirst."

The girl looked at Wudang, received a slight nod from the master, took the pine cone, and smiled sweetly: "Thank you, Master."

"Senior Sister, I'll take the child in first to meet the Master to clear the way." After Wudang said that, he took the girl into Biyou Palace, and the girl received a meeting gift X2.

Tong Tian understood everything with a turn of his mind, knowing that during the period when he was setting up a formation to accept disciples, the human race had another emperor named Shennong, Zunnonghuang after Paoxi.Nvwa is the daughter of the Nonghuang Emperor, who was overturned by the waves when she went out to sea to play. It happened that his disciple passed by and extended his hand to help. Seeing Nvwa's cleverness, he took his apprentice and brought her to the island.

Tong Tian was silent for a while before he said: "Wudang, you brought your daughter here, does her father know?"

Wudang's smiling face froze, and his eyes wandered for a moment, "What the master said is that the disciple is reckless."

The implication is that he doesn't know... Tongtian is speechless, such a bear is absolutely none of his business!

Wudang is a good boy who corrects his mistakes when he knows his mistakes. He immediately bid farewell to Tongtian and took his little apprentice to the human race. Coincidentally, he happened to save Shennong who was heartbroken after tasting all kinds of herbs and flames.

"Master, Daddy... Daddy, he..." Nvwa had tears in her eyes, looking at Wudang whether she wanted to cry or not, and Wudang's heart melted in tears.

"Don't worry." Wudang caressed the girl's hair, and said in a warm voice: "Didn't your Master Jinling give you a fruit? The pine cone is the root of the heaven and earth. Qi can just save your father."

The girl quickly fed the pine cones to Shennong, pulling the Nonghuang back from the death line.

"Girl?" Shennong sat up with his hands on his forehead. When he saw his daughter, he hadn't recovered from his nerves. It wasn't until the little girl cried and threw herself into his arms that she couldn't stop crying.

Wudang was about to retreat to make space for the father and daughter, but saw the Big Dipper star falling to a place in the night sky, and couldn't stand a cry of surprise, which shocked the tender Shennong father and daughter.

Let’s not mention how the girl introduced Wudang to Shennong, but only said that the star that Wudang saw came to the world, and the place where the Big Dipper Star fell was the tribe with the Xiong family of the human race, and the daughter of the great elder of the tribe was attached to it. Bao's belly.

In the Zixiao Palace, the soul of Gonggong was cast first, and now the soul of Fuyou was cast, so that Hongjun, who used the power of the stars to avoid reincarnation and conceive directly, retracted his hand, and stared at Honghuang with a pair of ruthless eyes.

The bid was raised by the great elder of the Xiong tribe, who had experienced battles between the human race and the monster race. He did not panic when he heard that his daughter, Fu Bao, was inexplicably pregnant as a virgin. He comforted Fu Bao and told her that it was called feeling pregnant, which is normal (… ), so Fubao could only bite the bullet and adapt to the transformation from a carefree girl to a happy mother.

Fubao: I don't want to get pregnant at all!I haven't had enough fun yet, with this precious piece of meat, I can't run, jump, enter the water, or even eat fish [emphasis added]! ! !

Fu Bao, who has no fish and no joy, can only stay away from the smell of fish now, because she can't bear it and will vomit, hoping for the stars and the moon, hoping that the child will come out soon so that she can have a big meal.

After being pregnant for 24 months, Fu Bao couldn't bear it anymore and went to ask his father: "Father, we agreed to conceive in October, why is the child still not born at 24 months?"

His father picked the tobacco and chewed it in his mouth, and said casually: "What's the hurry, it is said that the sacrifice emperor stayed in the mother's womb for 12 years before he was born, and you have only been two years."

Ten, 12 years? !

Fu Bao was silent for a moment, then turned his head and pointed a knife at his stomach, "I'm warning you, if you don't come out again, I will have a cesarean section, abdomen, and child!"

The baby in the stomach: "..."

In the next second, Fu Bao said to her father with an illusory smile: "Dad, I'm going to give birth, don't forget to prepare grilled fish for me."

Her father: "..."

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[Communication] Girls who feel pregnant and are pregnant, how are you doing?

Content: Originally, it was hard enough to conceive for ten months. If you feel pregnant, you will have to conceive at least twice as long. Two or three years are too much. I desperately want to destroy it!After all, there are so many things that pregnant women/husbands should not eat, which is unbearable for a foodie!What's more, the child came here out of nowhere →_→

1L: +1 must be destroyed, don't tell me that the child is innocent, but the old lady is not innocent!

2L: I think of a friend of Pindao, who lived lovingly and beautifully with his Taoist couple, and was suddenly forced to win the lottery. Although the Taoist couple is tolerant and generous and said that it was not the fault of Pindao friends, the child born because of feelings is still became a thorn in their hearts.

3L: Not everyone who feels pregnant can have an abortion, such as the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, do their mothers dare to have an abortion?To destroy it is to owe karma to heaven and earth, and to be remembered by heaven [river crab] to death, so I can only be dumb and eat coptis.

4L: Upstairs thinks too much, just change the mother's body if you fight, there are so many creatures in the world.What's more, like that kind of existence related to God's will, the mother's body must be indifferent or soft-hearted. The former doesn't care about being a mother, and she will give birth. Multiple children don't mean anything to them. The latter just feels it. In my stomach is my responsibility, with a motherly heart.

5L: Fellow Daoists are right.

6L: Is it only Pindao who finds it convenient to conceive cheap children through feelings?Don't worry, don't worry that there will be a rebellious period, and don't be afraid that you will go out to hurt the world and cause harm. Each of them has a particularly high political literacy, and because of the karma of pregnancy, they are still filial, which is much better than some rebellious sons born by themselves!

7L: Actually, I also... Ahem, probably because it saves worry, time and effort, except for the fact that I have to suffer a little when I get pregnant at the beginning—but it’s just a little bit longer, so it’s not a big problem.

The author has something to say: I especially admire those virtuous mothers who conceived for several years at every turn. It is said that my mother was pregnant for six to seventy years, right?Allow sadness→_→