Sword Three + Honghuang 818 This Unreasonable World

The author has something to say: Duobao has been very busy recently, and Tongtian has recruited hundreds of registered disciples in one go. I don't understand these things, but it's a lot of trouble.

Not only to practice, but also to take care of the younger brothers and sisters, lest they accidentally bump into the teacher and cause trouble.

There is no requirement for Tongtian to accept disciples, as long as the spiritual wisdom is opened and the Kunlun Mountains are there.Most of the newcomers have not been transformed for a long time, and many habits have not been changed. Duobao can only establish rules one by one.

For example, if you don’t want to eat grains, but you haven’t learned how to convert the beneficial parts of food into spiritual power in your body, the useless ones are excreted into the air through the skin, and you can only use the excretory system. You must learn to use the cleansing spell to remove them, otherwise you will wait to fight with your own. Let's get close to the excrement, because Duobao will use earth to bury the fellow who defecated everywhere but forgot to clean up, together with the dirt discharged by him for three days.

Another example is that it is fine to be in your own room, but the transformation form must be complete when you leave the room, or the full original form is fine, but the half-original and half-body form is rejected.If he sees or knows the part that reveals its original shape, it will be thrown into the formation and the confinement time will be determined according to the situation.

"I didn't do this to suppress your natural instincts, but there are still some rules that must be followed." Duobao's words are really meaningless, he just hopes that his juniors and sisters will know how to respect other living beings, at least not to let their fellow disciples walk on the road. Always keep your head down and look around to avoid stepping on anything.There are no restrictions elsewhere.Those who love to eat meat eat meat, those who love to eat grass eat grass, the first two rabbits ran into Yuan Shi, Duobao went to make an apology and brought them back, and he didn't blame them for this.

Maybe these creatures are loose, unorganized and undisciplined, and they do things their own way, but they also know that Duobao is good to them-not everyone can remember each of their names, refine medicines for them and obtain weapons and spirit treasures, so So he restrained himself spontaneously, at least he could remember to clean up his excrement and complete his transformation.I'm also trying to control myself not to cause trouble... Uh, this one is still a bit difficult.

"Brother is bad! What if I accidentally electrocuted the golden carp in the pool while practicing Thunder Curse?"

Didn't you know that water can conduct electricity?There are so many places in Kunlun, what do you have to practice around that pool?Duobao smiled slightly, and comforted a reckless junior, "It's okay, just catch a few more tails and bring them back to raise, but junior, remember not to practice spells by the water next time."

"Senior brother is bad! I accidentally cut off this junior brother's left arm during the sparring, what should I do?"

In fact, you weren't careless, you did it on purpose, right? Which sparring session would be as cruel as you?Duobao smiled slightly, took out the elixir and fed it to the unlucky fellow who had broken his hand, "It's okay, I just have the elixir to regenerate the broken limb, it's just two juniors, don't be so reckless in the next exchange."

"Brother is bad! What if I accidentally ate the spiritual grass in Master Bo's field?"

Eat it and eat it, why are you being careless, can you still be sleepwalking?Duobao Weiwei...

Uncle? !

Duobao looked at the teary-eyed junior sister speechlessly.He knew this junior sister, who was gifted with supernatural powers that could ignore any barriers, so it was no wonder that she could enter the uncle's medicine field.

"Brother, what do you think I should do?" The junior sister was about to cry.

Duobao rubbed his forehead, "Tell me first why you ate the spirit grass from the master's medicine field first."

Junior sister Baba told the story again.

In fact, she was drunk, walked to Lao Tzu's medicine field for some reason, gnawed on her mouth when she smelled the fragrance of spirit grass, and almost died of fright when she woke up and saw a messy medicine field. Bao made up his mind.

Duo always wipes the ass of the same door. Bao: Thank you so much!

"It's okay, the uncle is very amiable, and he won't care about this. You can go and apologize to the uncle, and then help him rearrange the medicine field..." Duobao was talking, when the dragon chant suddenly sounded on Kunlun Mountain. Followed by the scene of black air rising into the sky.

Kunlun has always been a blessed land of immortals, how could it be so?Duobao's heart skipped a beat, and he remembered that there was only one dragon on the mountain.

Huanglong...

At this moment, Duobao didn't care about the junior sister next to him, so he flew into the sky and flew to the place where the incident happened.

In the distance, Yu Ding, Yun Zhongzi, and Guang Chengzi were besieging a black dragon soul. The dragon soul was full of evil spirits, and black mist billowed around it.Duobao saw Jinling Wudang standing in front of the registered disciples, supporting the cultivators with an enchantment, so he drove Baoguang to escape in front of them in the blink of an eye. When he landed, his tone was calm despite his eagerness, "Two junior sisters , what happened?"

Jin Ling seemed to be chewing something, but when he saw Duobao, he could only blink vigorously to show that he heard it.

Wudang was looking at the black dragon, and when he heard the words, he turned his head to look at Duobao, with shame flashing across his face, "Senior Brother Duobao, that's Huanglong."

excuseme?

Huanglong?

Did he fall into the dye vat...

cough!

"Junior Brother Huang Long, how could he be like this?"

Wudang blamed himself even more, "Senior brother, I'm sorry, brother Huanglong did this because I teased him..."

Wudang loves to make trouble, and often jokes with his classmates.Even Duobao was tricked once - when he returned to his room, he stepped into a phantom formation.But Wudang always knows how to measure, and the pranks never exceed a certain level, they are all harmless little jokes, and all the fellow students just laugh it off.Why did Huanglong become like this because of an inappropriate joke?

"I heard that senior brother Guang Chengzi once brewed wine, which made you change your face..." At this point, Wudang smiled sarcastically, took a peek at Duobao's face, and continued, "So I went to ask Brother Guang Chengzi begged for some, secretly replaced Brother Huanglong's tea, and cast a spell to cover the smell of wine. Brother Huanglong seemed to be thinking about something, and didn't notice my small movements. After drinking the 'tea', he fell drunk and woke up. It has become like this."

"I was practicing in the house at that time, and senior brother Huang Long suddenly rushed in and attacked me. Fortunately, I ran fast." Jin Ling took up the words when his mouth was free.He then explained with a bright smile: "I'm sorry, brother, I'm used to eating when I'm nervous."

Duobao: I can't see where you are nervous!

Wudang turned the open umbrella in her hand, this was a small movement when she was thinking.

They made such a big commotion, and the master and uncle didn't show up, and it was clear that they wanted them to solve it by themselves.

Duobao obviously thought about it too, but he couldn't get in.The three of Guang Chengzi and the others have stayed together since they took shape, and they have a tacit understanding. The three teamed up can stop Huanglong, who is now soaring in strength, but if Duobao joins the battle circle, it will disrupt Guang Chengzi and his cooperation.

As they talked, the battle in the sky changed.

The black dragon soul suddenly exploded, as if it had taken a pill, and sprayed a mouthful of dragon's breath towards the jade cauldron, which was twice as powerful as before, and the speed was much faster.Yuding didn't have a defense against the Lingbao, and the sword energy propped up a sword cover to protect him.

The dense black engulfed the jade cauldron, and within a moment, a figure fell out, crashing into the mountain wall with the tragedy of a meteorite hitting the earth.The pinch in Duobao's hand lit up with green light, and countless green vines sprouted from the mountain wall to weave a net of more than ten layers, which successfully relieved the momentum and brought the Jade Cauldron down.

Turning his head to see two more falling down, Duobao continued to save them with tricks.

Originally, it was relying on three alliances to hold back the Black Dragon Soul, without a jade tripod, Guang Chengzi and Yun Zhongzi lost very quickly.

Yuan Shi's eyes were covered with coldness, and he was about to raise his hand.Tong Tian pressed Yuan Shi's hand and shook his head lightly, "Second brother, don't worry, there is still little white tea."

The black dragon soul turned its tail to Duobao, Wudang raised the umbrella in his hand, the small umbrella turned into a giant umbrella, and the top of the umbrella was covered with rays of light, protecting all the disciples.The dragon's tail hit the umbrella surface hard.I don't know what grade the umbrella is, it only cracked a crack after being hit.Wudang's face turned pale, and the black dragon simply gathered its dragon breath and blasted towards the giant umbrella. The crack widened and Wudang left blood on the corner of his mouth.The black dragon continued to work hard, the dragon's breath continued to bombard, and the rays of light hanging from the giant umbrella gradually became thinner and weaker.

Duobao's faint voice spread, "When Wudang's umbrella fails to work for a while, you all run away, spread out, and escape to the Sanqing Palace. Don't worry, the master is here, and he won't let me wait for anything to happen." It was just flesh and blood The suffering is inevitable.

At this moment, none of the monks said they wanted to stay. They looked at each other and said, "Don't worry, brother, we won't stay to hold you back."

Duobao watched the dragon's breath getting closer and closer to the giant umbrella, took a deep breath, and prepared to step forward and get beaten——asshole Huanglong, he must fight back when he recovers!

At this time, a golden lotus came from the sky, and the golden light bloomed thousands of small lotus stands, supporting the dragon's breath, and the lotus petals floated, unloading the dragon's breath into nothingness.

A look of joy appeared on Duobao's face, "It's Senior Sister!" If it was Senior Sister, he would definitely win!

There is only one person who can make Duobao called senior sister, and that is the senior sister who is only famous in the eyes of the registered disciples.

Can that mysterious elder sister really deal with the Black Dragon Soul?All the named disciples who had never seen white tea were suspicious.

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【Tree Cave】The sad life after joining the cut-off teaching

Content: In the vast wilderness, survival is not easy. Thanks to the sages of the Qing Dynasty, there is no discrimination, and he set up a teaching to provide a shelter for us weak creatures, so that we can survive.

Pindao was fortunate to worship under the sages of the Qing Dynasty and learn the supreme way.

However, cutting education is not so easy to stay.

Of course, it's not like some sects in Xiuxian scriptures are intriguing, stepping on the low and holding the high.

Today, Pindao will tell all fellow Taoists about the three major disasters of cutting off teaching.

The First Plague - Misfortune from Heaven

In the life of Jiejiao, at least one of the two skills of quick response and high defense must be mastered, because Jiejiao is more dangerous, and if the brothers have disagreements, they will not say anything, just do it first.Although there is a martial arts arena, this is usually used for gambling, and everyone else is used to fighting on the spot. For this reason, all the poor fellows are either able to listen to all directions or have rough skin and thick flesh.After all, for a place where magic spells may fly when you walk on the road, if you are not sensitive enough, you should not go out casually.

The Second Plague - The Little Black House

Recently, a new vocabulary appeared, which refers to being locked up in a dark place isolated from the world and jokingly called being locked up in a small black room. When Pindao saw it, his chrysanthemum tightened, and he remembered the unbearable memory that Pindao had deliberately forgotten.

At that time, Pindao was still Xiaomengxin who had just joined Jiejiao, and the general environment of Jiejiao was relatively relaxed. It didn't matter to fight everywhere like the last disaster, as long as you don't get unlucky and hit the master.

As an orc, Pindao felt that the main body was the most comfortable to use, but he was embarrassed to always show his main body, so he decided to use half of his body and half of his main body. Brother Duobao said that Pindao had not changed it three times, so The senior brother directly locked Pindao into a formation.That formation is useless, so it is used to trap immortals.It was pitch black inside, and the sense of sight and hearing were all sealed, making it impossible to work every day.

After Pindao was released, he became honest and never dared to challenge his senior brother's authority.

The Third Plague—Earth Dunning, also known as Burial Alive

The previous disaster was aimed at those who intentionally or unintentionally transformed into incomplete forms, and this one is aimed at those who defecate indiscriminately.Don't laugh, the orcs don't have as many rules as the human races, and they even built a five-grain reincarnation place for this purpose, that is, the human races. Didn't they just find a place to solve it at first?

In short, after our orcs went to Kunlun at the beginning, most of them couldn't bear to bigu. The master, senior sister and brother were tolerant and didn't force me to wait for bigu. Then some of us haven't learned how to transform the belly into spiritual energy, so we just It can be excreted through that.The senior brother said that if you don't want to learn how to transform spiritual energy, you must at least learn the cleansing spell, but there are always a group of people who want to be lazy and let the dirt stay where it is, looking disgusting.After senior brother Duobao reprimanded him several times for not listening, he resorted to a very serious punishment, burying those fellows with their excrement... Uh, after all, those fellow disciples became the most clean of Jiejiao.

The three disasters, Pindao have experienced it once, and I feel that it is not easy for Pindao to be still strong and alive.

1L: Booming and in a trance.The life of Jiejiao disciples is quite difficult. I thought it was really like the script said that Jiejiao disciples are free and undisciplined, and there are no rules!

2L: The upstairs is still too naive, there are no rules and no rules. I really thought that our teaching environment was so relaxed!

3L: Look at the host’s experience, going to Kunlun... Check the code to see if it’s the same group—Black Dragon Soul.

4L: I'll come upstairs too!Golden lotus!

5L: Shouldn't the real password be the elder sister?

6L: It seems that everyone is in the same batch, and that's when I became a big fan of the big sisters!

7L: Grip the claw, the senior sister was so handsome at that time that I didn't want it, in this life I will not marry unless the senior sister!

8L: Then upstairs you are still single all the time [Indifference]