I live in prehistoric

"You are really not hot! Gong Xi, you are amazing. You don't sweat? Are you in poor health?" Xiangzi was very surprised, and then looked at him worriedly.Being sick is not a good thing, you will die...

Xiangzi took off her clothes, her sturdy body was a little shiny with sweat.Gong Xi raised her face, but saw him looking melancholy.Did he think... he was a pervert?

"My acquaintance also made this suit for you. If I have a chance, I will ask him to make it for you. You don't have to worry about the heat or cold." Gong Xi consciously omitted words such as "automatic", "adjustment", and "temperature" Otherwise, Xiangzi would look at herself suspiciously again.If Vancouver can locate the coordinates, it will be no problem to open a wormhole, right?

The clothes sold in the market are not as fit and durable as those adjusted by Vancouver.Most importantly, automatic fine-tuning without gear adjustment.

Xiangzi breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed: "That's great, it doesn't matter if you are sick. People who are sick will not be able to survive."

It turned out that he was afraid that he would die!That's right, getting sick in this era is fatal.

"Gong Xi, can I hug you to sleep?" Xiangzi asked earnestly.

"Okay, okay!" Gong Xi felt that she couldn't refuse this loving request, although the other party might just treat him as a human-shaped ice pillow.

Xiangzi's strong arms wrapped around his waist. "Will you be hot like this?"

The faint smell of grass and trees on his body combined with the dry smell of thatch, Gong Xi felt that his name was right. "Won't……"

Tired, still fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, there was indeed a strong wind.The wind roared, as if trying to blow everything away.Gong Xi should not have known the weather had changed, but the movement was too loud!

He sat up with Xiangzi, it was pitch black and he didn't know what happened.

"The roof was blown away again! It's really windy tonight." Xiangzi's voice sounded in the darkness.

Roof scraped off?There is such a thing!absurd……

It was too dark, Gong Xi read the time on the chip, and it was only early morning.How can it be so dark at night?The place where he lived was full of neon lights even at night.

"Gong Xi, why don't you speak? Are you afraid?" Xiangzi groped her hand out and grabbed Gong Xi's.

Xiangzi's hands were warm.Gong Xi was not afraid, but was surprised and helpless. "I'm fine, Koko. What do we do now?"

Xiangzi replied: "I can't see anything now, and the stars haven't come out. I can only repair the roof after dawn." He shook his hand dejectedly, let Gong Xi lie down, and pulled the thin burlap quilt to cover him. in his body.

He was putting on clothes, Gong Xi raised his neck: "Xiangzi, are you cold?"

Xiangzi dressed and lay down, turned sideways, and barely saw the outline of the other party. "The weather has changed, don't you feel cold?"

Gong Xi thought for a while, anyway, he didn't care so much, so he hugged him: "Xiangzi, I'm not cold. I hug you, will you be warm?"

Xiangzi leaned closer to him, her quivering lips almost pressed against his face. "Well, warm. Gong Xi, you are amazing."

The roof is gone, but there is no starlight, and I can't see anything clearly, only the whistling of the wind can be heard.It seems that someone else has suffered the same tragedy, and the voices of cursing God are endless.

They are the first to know that the sun is shining directly on their bodies.Gong Xi turned on the live broadcast for the first time, and found that the number of people online was actually 1033!Does this mean that there are so many people waiting for him to broadcast live?

Just kidding, I'm very excited to watch the ancient live broadcast, okay?

The quilt slipped down the sitting body.Where did Xiangzi go?

"Oh, I'm so anxious, it's finally started!"

"Blogger, how was your day last night? You're really good, and you lost the chain at a critical moment! Tell me, what did you all do?"

"Insert coins! Xiao Gongxi is so cruel, she actually turned off the live broadcast!"

"Eight o'clock! You turned off the lights at eight o'clock yesterday! What the hell did you do!"

"Upstairs... Where did the lights come from? I realized that it was just evening when the live broadcast was cut off. Why is it so dark there!"

"Where is Xiangzi? Why is it just the host?"

"Xiao Gongxi's outfit seems like an afterthought..."

"Little Gongxi is so tempting! Coins!"

"Wait a minute, am I dazzled? Everyone, do you think there is something missing in this room?"

Message reminder, Wen Ge's message.Gong Xi clicked on it and heard: "Gong Xi, look at the progress prompt in the upper right corner. The signal strength has reached 100%, and I should be able to pull you back. I'm still analyzing your current coordinates, but it seriously surpasses ours. Known range. You should have gone to some distant parallel space."

Seeming to be very serious, Gong Xi looked at the sky without the cover of the roof, feeling heavy.Current signal strength: 2%.

At this time, Xiangzi appeared at the door, looking at him excitedly: "Gong Xi, come out quickly! I found the roof that was blown away!"

The barrage suddenly became "crazy", and the same sentence "the roof was blown away?" appeared hundreds of times, and it felt like there were more barrages. Is it an illusion?

"Gong Xi, I put the clothes next to you. Put them on quickly, and help me move the roof back." Xiangzi greeted him excitedly, probably because the roof was not lost, which saved a lot of trouble.

Gong Xi didn't care about studying the style of the clothes, and put them on directly.It should be due to many times of washing, this top is a bit open, but it is not as rough as imagined.

Xiangzi walked over directly to help him pass one side of the clothes under the armpit, wrapped his arms around him, tied a knot at the waist, and lifted the neckline by the way.

"It's such a warm picture, why don't Gong Xi get married..."

"I was fed a mouthful of dog food early in the morning, and I seemed to be full!"

"The baby can't move, and the baby needs Xiangzi to dress him."

"Ambiguous..."

"Xiangzi, I want to ask you, what about teeth...?" He knew that brushing his teeth must not be possible right now.There is no salt in meals here now, let alone brushing your teeth with salt.

Even before brushing your teeth with salt, at best with your hands or a twig.Earlier, brushing teeth seemed not to be respected...

But Xiangzi has white teeth, which makes Gong Xi full of confidence in him.

Xiangzi turned around and scooped up a bowl of water, then took out a pointed wooden stick from the basin, and handed it to Gong Xi.

"..."

"Just... pick your teeth?"

"Just... rinse your mouth?"

"Just... the same root?"

"The focus upstairs is so crooked, but I like it!"

"Old people say don't touch your teeth, it's not good. I think it's not good-looking, and it will itch after a long time, so I secretly... I thought of a lot of methods, using hands, sticks, and cloth... I'll give it to you Find a piece of cloth!" Xiangzi explained.He felt that cloth was the most convenient, but cloth was also very precious.

Gong Xi stopped Xiangzi, took the pottery bowl, rinsed his mouth, and washed his face with water under Xiangzi's leadership, indicating that the cleaning was complete.

"I am completely disillusioned with ancient times! I feel that nothing is easy!"

"I can't imagine Xiangzi rubbing her teeth with her hands...Xiao Gongxi, please don't show it to me!"

"If it wasn't for Xiangzi's diligence, the broadcaster might have to go to the river to wash his face... I just searched about the past."

Putting on the same style of clothes as everyone else, finally no one stared at him.The thatch is sprinkled everywhere along the road, which must be the masterpiece of that wind.The roofs of less than half of the houses were blown away, and many people couldn't sleep because of the cold. They started repairing before dawn, and now they are almost finished.

Gong Xi followed Xiangzi all the way, passing through the entire residential area, and finally saw several roofs at the foot of the mountain... Fortunately, Xiangzi's one was not broken, although Gong Xi didn't know how he could identify it.

There is not even a wooden beam, so how heavy can a pure thatched roof be?But in the end, he was more tired than when he came here. In order to distract his attention, Gong Xi asked Xiangzi: "What shall we have for breakfast?"

But Xiangzi was stunned: "Is Gong Xi hungry? We usually only eat at noon."

Gong Xi opened her mouth wide, unable to speak.

"Two meals a day? Or vegetarian?"

"I will starve to death...if I will!"

"I feel sorry for the broadcaster! Coins! Although the broadcaster can't use it now..."

Finally approaching the place, Gong Xi accidentally saw Fei Shi'er's father.It's not that he was so impressed with them that he recognized them immediately.It was the father who kept staring at him with resentful eyes, as if he wanted to stare at him.

"Hmph, someone from outside, causing trouble! I'll give you a Ni'er!" After saying that, he turned and left.

Xiangzi looked back at him, and comforted him: "He's just like this, you don't need to pay attention! Gong Xi, some people say that it's because of you, an outsider, that the wind blows. I don't believe it! Don't take it seriously!"

Gong Xi must not be serious.

"Is this because the ignorant masses want to treat Xiao Gongxi as a different kind? Is it a 'broom spirit', treating him as a broom spirit?"

"My God, this is simply a crime of wanting to add!"

"I became a fan of Xiang Zilu, he is simply too gentle!"

"Xiangzi was really a rare understanding person at that time! Although he brushed his teeth with his hands and cooked leeks..."

Finally arrived home, Xiangzi was very happy, and she was about to go to the house to repair the roof.But Gong Xi received an ominous signal - he wanted to make a big deal out of it!

"Xiangzi...does she want to go down to shit?"

Xiangzi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "If you don't want to run so far, to a place where no one is behind the house..."

Gong Xi resolutely said: "Because of our living environment, we still have to go to the public toilet! Xiangzi...will you go with me?" He was probably in a hurry, and his words became more modern.

"What a tragedy... Do you want to go to the open air?"

"Should we remind him to turn off the live broadcast?"

"I'm so nervous! If it were me, I wouldn't be able to pull it out!"

"You can't be suffocated to death by just one soak!"

"If Xiangzi is willing to accompany them all, I will bless them!"

Xiangzi agreed, took the palace seal around, and walked down the river two or three meters wide, stepping on the green grass.In the shallows of the river, Xiangzi grabbed a handful of wide and long leaves and handed them to him. "Use this, or dirt. It's really not enough, use some water..."

Gong Xi felt it when he was lifting the roof, he felt dizzy from walking all the way.It didn't matter so much, he jumped directly behind a clump of green plants and began to release the prehistoric power in his body.

The author has something to say: 1. Brushing teeth: The toothbrush was invented in the Ming Dynasty.The toothbrush in the Song Dynasty was made of bone, horn, bamboo, wood and other materials. Two rows of pores were drilled on the head, and a horsetail was planted on it, which was close to modern toothbrushes. "Book of Rites": "Chicken crows, salty wash cough" shows that people have the habit of gargling.The ancients cleaned the mouth and teeth with fingers and willow branches. (The branches seem to be popular when they were introduced from Indian Buddhism).

2. Toilet paper: The earliest record of using toilet paper can be found in the Yuan Dynasty.As early as the stage of toilet preparation, bamboo chips and wood chips inserted on the toilet floor were recorded in the Wei and Jin Dynasties.In the primitive stage, inland residents used straws, branches, stones, broken bricks, tiles and even clods, etc., probably using whatever they saw.

3. Meal system: In the primitive period, people begged for food when they were hungry. The Shang Dynasty began to eat regularly, and the pre-Qin period had two meals a day.Don't let the protagonist be so miserable...