[Comprehensive] Blast it, world!

☆, 71.

71. Fast time travel, hell ghost lamp

The old man often says: If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.As the saying goes, if you walk a lot at night, you will encounter ghosts.

Then I was very lucky to meet ghosts in my lifetime.

It was a very ordinary harmonious afternoon, and I found that after crossing, I started to inquire about my location without any panic at all.

But soon I found out that it was not right, the buildings here look like the Edo period of Japan, and the clothes of the people are also from the same era.There are even some that openly use live animals as decorations on their bodies, and some have ears and horns on their heads.

As for the orcs and the flames erupting randomly on the ground, it is not important.

Here... how should I put it, it seems to be a somewhat familiar world view.

"Oh, why are you walking here alone, little girl?" A guy in a hat who looked like a fox and squinted his eyes stopped me, "It's okay, don't walk in Zhonghe Hell, be careful of being abducted by strange sorghum Let's go."

I think uncle you are strange enough.Although as far as the character design is concerned, the setting of squinting eyes is as common as the second disease, which is a bit wrong.

In other words, the Hell of Congregation?

"Is this the Hell of Hell? Hell?" My brain didn't react a little bit.

Am I finally dead?I don't know why I feel so happy!

"Huh? The deceased?" I noticed that his ears were actually fox ears. "How could the dead end up in Hell without being judged?

He thought for a while, put down the bong on his lips and said to me, "I'll take you to find Mr. Ghost Lantern later, you can stay in my shop first. Don't look at me like this, I'm fine too It's a fox raised by Empress Daji, at least she won't abuse the dead at will."

Daji's raised fox...!

The value of this fox suddenly increased in my eyes.

Although I am very entangled in why Daji is in the hell in Japan, at least I am very happy that there is a place for me to stay, but the decoration in the store is not right.

"Well, may I ask where this place is..." I tugged at the hem of the fox man's clothes.

"Oh, little girl, you may have died too early to know. This is a fox public relations shop. By the way, I am Aji, and my body is also a fox." The fox man said, "Well, but more than 50.00% of the sales here involve The bosses of the stores in this area are all foxes, so don’t worry too much about it.”

Don't pay too much attention...it's just weird!

It's the public relations department, but it's actually the so-called Cowherd's shop, haven't I been there before?Ah, something seems to be exposed.

But the cowherd here... To be honest, it's really not that good.

"I am eight-treasure porridge!"

“Burritos!”

"We are sausages!"

The three not-so-good-looking people who called out the name of the fast-food restaurant food seemed to be very proud of themselves while posing stupidly to the anime characters.

...the store is beyond salvation.

"Master Ghost Lantern, this child seems to be a dead person who just came here. He came to Zhonghe Hell for some reason." Just in time, Ah Jie found him within a few minutes after he went out to stand at the gate.

I heard that this person called Ghost Lantern seems to be the second in command of hell and Yan Mo's assistant officer, but in terms of the inner status of the people in hell, Ghost Lantern himself is definitely a few blocks away from Yan Mo and occupies the first place.It is said that it seems to be because Lord Yan Mo's majesty is too low and the iron fist of the ghost lamp resounds throughout hell.

"It's strange, there is nothing wrong with the file." But it looks really handsome when you look at it up close.

"Oh, by the way, Mr. Ghost Lantern, I hope you can help me to teach|teach these useless publicists in the store." When Ah Ji said this, I thought of their self-introduction just now...

What is terrible...

"I am eight-treasure porridge!"

“Burritos!”

"We are sausages!"

... This is horrible!

"boom--!"

The mace pierced through the air and hit the middle of the three stupid cowherds.

GJ!But when it comes to mace, I always feel like I can think of someone, who is it?

"Hey," I grabbed A'ao's clothes again, "As for the mace, do you all have it?"

"Huh? No, only the jailer has it. But when it comes to the power of the mace, Mr. Ghost Lantern is the most powerful. I heard that the weight of the mace is...evil..." He looked at the stage name equal to At this point, the name of the dish starts to start training|training the three idiots.

Is that so...

Seeing that Ghost Lantern was about to use a mace to give the cowherds a facelift, Ah Ji hurried forward, "Well, I mainly want to take the S route that has become popular recently, but it seems that I can't do it. Master Ghost Lantern Can you give me some advice?"

"But I am not an S attribute either..." Ghost Lantern declined

"This is the true temperament, you all watch carefully!" completely ignoring this sentence, Ah Ye shouted at his cowherd, maybe he himself knows the true temperament of the ghost lamp.

This kind of looming feeling, as expected, is it.

"Anyway, let's serve Mr. Ghost Lamp as a guest first!"

Burrito sat down. "I'm a burrito." Then he immediately pulled out his silly face and gave a thumbs up, laughing, "Don't look at my honest appearance, I'm actually a shivering S——"

"..."

Hands, hands unconsciously...so shy...

Ah Ji looked at what I did tremblingly, "You, you..."

I covered my face and shouted, "Please, please don't misunderstand! I just think this kid is completely wrong about the definition of S, so I can't help it...!"

"That's right," Ghost Lantern stood up and patted my shoulder, "You really got it wrong."

Then he pointed to a certain food that I forced into my mouth with the apple next to me, "At least you have to be like this lady to be qualified."

No, don't say it, it's so embarrassing!I don't remember being S, hello!If you really want to count S and M, I think it belongs to Stockholm under long-term oppression. Although it is cured, but if you really want to talk about body position, it is still M!Besides, I just think that this guy's long mouth is really suitable for mouth | balls or something... It's not good, it seems that he said something beyond the limit.

"Yes, is that so? Then, Master Ghost Lantern, can you demonstrate in detail what S is?" Aji gave me a trembling look before turning to Ghost Lantern.

"Huh? Didn't you hear that I'm not of the S attribute? Do you want to be sent to the bureau to drink tea in public?" The ghost lamp directly pinched Aji's neck, and the background board seemed to be gloomy Sen got up.Ah, I saw it, it must be the Eight Great Hells!

Woohoo...the three food animals are all trembling.

"Then this lady over here, come and show them."

eh eh eh? !

I tangled up and sat on the sofa.

"So, I'm a sausage, can I sit down?" The food sat next to me and picked up a bottle of wine, "Would you like a bottle of wine?"

"No." I ate the accompanying fruit with a face of indifference.

"Then, would you like to sing a song to cheer up?" The food seems to be sweating. I personally don't like too salty food. It is better to have sweet food, such as cotton candy or something .

"It turns out that sausages can also sing...how about singing?" Obviously it's just a piece of food, and sooner or later it will be eaten.

"Yes, yes, yes!" It seemed that his whole body was trembling, well, that's why it was cute.

But all the openings were trembling, tone-deaf singing voices, and the person himself seemed to be trembling all the time.

I sang a song.

"Hey, what do you think of your singing?" I smiled and stuffed grapes into my mouth.

"Barely, it's okay..." His cold sweat seemed to be completely unstoppable.

"Oh, is that so?" I smiled, "So you think it's okay at this level."

He grabbed the ice bucket on the table and stuffed all the ice cubes into the food's throat, then opened the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth.

"Then let's tune|teach your disgusting voice first. You should like it, right? Now, food?"

It's just a piece of food and still dragging it here, it's really uncomfortable.

The onlookers and the two foodies were shocked.

"This lady is showing you the type of S who is more forbearing," Ghost Lamp explained beside him, "The so-called S is really the type who likes to embarrass others in public and takes pleasure in it." That kind of thing."

"That's just a simple 'pervert'." Aji complained.

"Eh, is that so?"

"I personally think that's it."

"..." Ah Ji said that he didn't want to say anything.

The sausage with his mouth full of ice cubes and strong liquor in his throat, and a strange sense of comfort in his mouth said that although he likes someone to rescue him, he should keep it.

Ghost Lantern clapped his hands, "It seems that you are still not suitable for the S category, do you want to change your style?"

And after changing the style...

Fox Cafe.

What happened? !

"Oh, I want to drink wine~"

"Okay, you can do whatever you want!"

"The tail is so soft..."

In the end, it evolved into that they reverted to their own body foxes to hook up with women who like cute animals.

It’s actually a good thing, isn’t it? My own biggest advantage =A=

So in the end, I still followed the ghost lamp.

I'm not really how many times S wants me to say it!

But it really is hell here...

Looking around at the places I've been through, they all seem horrific.

"Speaking of which, what's your name?" Ghost Lamp asked suddenly.

"Me? My name is Aoba Chuwu." After thinking about it, I still said, "But I never thought that the hell you mentioned really exists...It really is very interesting!"

This should be regarded as a self-destruct vest. If he didn't react, it would be impossible for this guy, Ghost Lamp, to become Yan Mo's assistant officer.

"Oh, that's how it is. It is true that there is nothing wrong with the file office, but if it is you, then it may be correct." Ghost Lantern really came to his senses, "But even hell came so easily, and it exploded you. People are really incredible.”

"Well, when it comes to reality, it's better not to say that..." If it's the former bastard netizens, it's okay to call each other that way, but if it's a serious person like ghost lamp or blood, I still think it's psychological pressurized.

Ghost Lantern stroked his chin, "It's so rare to come here, is there anything you want to see, Aoba?"

"Ah, um... I heard you said that there are many celebrities in fairy tales and myths in Hell, can I go and see?" For example, Momotaro, Kaguya Hime, Daji and so on.

"Then who should I go to see first?"

"Can I go and see Momotaro?"

"..."

For some reason, I felt a piercing chill.

Then I knew why the ghost lamp was so upset.

Left: The ghost lamp in black, with layers of hell in the background.

Right: Bai Ze in white, with tens of thousands of mythical beasts in the background.

And the most striking thing is that their two faces are exactly the same.

... No wonder Mr. Mace seems to have a wrong aura every time he mentions a certain beast. It turns out that he is a deadly enemy.

"Hello, I'm Momotaro." The medicine boy next to him was dressed very...a man with classic beauty, he seemed to be Momotaro, feeling a strong sense of malice from the universe.

"Hello, I'm Qingye. May I ask if the two of them have always been like this?" This feeling of incompatibility seems to be full of basic affection.

Sure enough, listening to Mirai Diary and going to see Momotaro is a surprise, the phone camera function GET!

"It's been like this since I came here," Momotaro's eyes revealed vicissitudes, "I never expected them to get along well."

"It's really hard work for you." This kind of sad feeling...

By the way, isn’t the one named Bai Ze from China?

Eh?

"Chinese mythical beast?! (Chinese)" It's obviously Chinese, but it lives in the heaven above Japan's hell?And it seems that he has a very good relationship with the Japanese hell assistant, and he actually lives in Taoyuan Township? !

This indescribable egg pain...

"Huh, Chinese?" Bai Ze quickly looked here, "Oh, it's actually a cute little girl."

"Is this kind of guy actually a Chinese mythical beast? It's really disgusting." I took a step back silently. Label.

"I didn't expect to meet compatriots who can speak Chinese...Little sister, do you want to go have a drink with big brother?" Although you can smell the strong aroma of medicine when you get closer, it is obvious that the smell of alcohol is also very strong.

I don't want to be a compatriot like you at all.

"Qingye, do you know this lustful beast?" For some reason, Gui Deng had an extra mace in his hand.

"I absolutely do not admit that this guy is a Chinese mythical beast, absolutely not." I silently took out my phone.

Yes, so even if Bai Ze was beaten, I don't think it matters.

why?

Because I personally think that after meeting Bai Ze, the ghost lamp becomes a shou...

White ghost new cpget!

"Well, after all, Aoba and this guy come from the same country, so let her be here."

For this reason, I myself was thrown to Bai Ze.

Are you kidding me ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Who would want to stay with such a divine beast full of pervert attributes! !Even if this guy is my favorite Chinese medicine doctor, it’s not such a trick!

"It's really rare, Lord Ghost Lantern actually sends someone here." Momotaro silently cleaned.

While eating breakfast, I slowly waited for a moment, "Huh? He just thought it would be troublesome to take care of me because of the heavy workload. It would be safer to leave it to this idiot beast who originally came from the same origin as me." .”

"Good morning..." Bai Ze came out from the back room after being hugged by a woman.

Shit, so XXOO early in the morning, it really deserves to be a beast with good physical strength.

"Good morning, Mr. Shirasawa." Momotaro seemed to have gotten used to the scene in front of him.

"Today is a rest day, right? Why did you wake up so early?" On the last rest day, it seemed that he stayed with a court lady of an immortal until the afternoon.

Bai Ze touched his arm and seemed to shiver, "I always felt that I would definitely be woken up today, so I went to bed early."

"Knock down."

what.

Everyone looked at the door, and there was actually a visitor?

When he opened the door, he saw Ghost Lantern and a western blond woman holding his arm.

Why did I smell that woman has the same breath as Bai Ze!

then……

"Clap clap clap."

The two of them started exchanging cell phone numbers.

Speed ​​decisive!They didn't say a word at all. Is that the communication between brain waves? !Or what my dear master craftsman did in it!

"This must be the malice of the universe, it must be the malice of the Holy Grail, it must be the malice of 0..0GN..." My mind started to play in a loop.

"Ah, by the way, Aoba." Ghost Lamp suddenly stopped me, "You and I will go to Lord Yan Mo together later, your situation is quite special, so you need to file and register."

...Why didn't I think of this before!

"Master Enma is not a very scary creature, anyway, Aoba, please do your best." Momotaro gave me a cheering gesture.

And Bai Ze...he was being angrily beaten by the woman last night, 'How dare you exchange phone calls with other women in front of me? ! ''It's not good, I forgot' This kind of conversation continued, and Lilith seemed to have entered the Chinese medicine store very satisfied.

It would be better for that kind of divine beast to die.

"It's said to be a divine beast, but I like it better if it only has the scent of medicine on it. (Chinese)"

"Eh? Wait, hello, Aoba!"

Very good, the revenge was successful!

But after actually meeting Lord Yan Mo, I still feel that something is wrong.

"It's so big..." With a physique of at least three meters and a black beard that was almost half a meter long, he looked more like a kind character than majestic.

"Yeah, you're Aoba, right?" Moreover, his personality seems to be very gentle.

Is such a person a BOSS? It feels really unimaginable.

"In short, it's about understanding some trivial things, so you don't have to pay too much attention to them."

After being given such an explanation, it took about three hours before I managed to leave.

Chachacha, who told me this guy is kind!Some places are so natural that it is simply a disease!A question is actually rewritten and re-asked because of heavy ink!Sometimes even a character like a puppy will suddenly appear and look for the ghost lamp next to him, begging for a hug! Damn it!Is it really fucking hell here? !

No, this world is obviously not a place to lose morals. Why do I keep complaining!

"Ghost Lamp, I think I have a bit of a headache." Holding his forehead, he was asking for help from Ghost Lamp.

"Then go get some medicine later, the medicine in hell has no healing effect." The ghost lamp seemed to think of something, which was meaningful.

I always feel a little creepy...

So I was back in Baize's soon, but I went to bed early.

...It's useless even if the rabbits heal me after three hours of mental torture!

Then in the middle of the night, a cool breeze suddenly appeared in the closed room, accompanied by a very ominous premonition, I opened my eyes shivering.

Two identical little girls in kimonos with mushroom heads sat on both sides of me, staring at me with blank eyes.

Gemini, young|female, mushroom head, kimono, dull eyes.

"Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Is there something wrong with calling so late, Momotaro?"

"Why is Zashiki Warji in the store!"

"Because Zashiki warji will make the store rise, but once he leaves, the store will immediately decline, won't it?"

"Does it matter ah ah ah!"

"I just muttered silently, 'If the Zashiki-douji who lives in the auspicious animal shop runs away from home, I don't know what will happen to the shop'..."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooba

"...I hope that lecherous beast can live safely until the next day to make medicine for myself."

"Eh? Wait, don't hang up!"

The next day, Momotaro sat down with Shirasawa and me for the whole afternoon.

Originally, things were not too unlucky, but the key point is that Momotaro and Onito discovered that the two Zashiki boys were sent to Shirasawa's shop by Onito.And because the ghost lamp didn't notify in advance, Momotaro didn't find out about it until he was sleeping at night, but when I noticed, I was so frightened that I rushed into Bai Ze's room and broke Bai Ze's dream of sleeping alone today.

Mother-in-law, I'm still young and I don't want to be frightened into having a heart attack.

As an emotional person, it would be strange to be serious when encountering such a thing!

And the aftermath...

The consequence is that Bai Ze was almost hacked to death by me. Fortunately, this is still the Taoyuan Township of Heaven, and Bai Ze is still a divine beast, otherwise I could almost absorb all the energy from this guy with flames and explode myself.

Lit a candle for Bai Ze, who was covered in bandages and had to close the pharmacy.

"Although I know her power is astonishing, I really never thought that she would be so scary." The ghost lamp who came to visit handed me some special products from hell.

Momotaro asked with a look of exhaustion, "Isn't this level too scary? How scary is she..."

"..." Ghost Lantern looked at Momotaro very seriously, "It is said that if she becomes serious, she can destroy the world in just one or two years."

"Scary! What a terrible creature you gave us!"

"It's not just one or two years, but at least three years or more." I chewed my food and replied energetically, "And if you really want to count, the world here is much easier to destroy. Work harder. In fact, it can be destroyed within a year. Of course, as long as you threaten the high-ranking officer in charge of the nuclear bomb switch, I think it will be fine."

"What's going on recently..." Bai Ze felt depressed for some reason.

"The world is really improving..." Momotaro immediately walked away from me three meters away.

Ghost Lantern said to me very seriously: "Although examples like yours are rare, things that seriously destroy life and death should not be done."

I nodded, "I don't know, I still need human labor to provide me with food that allows me to use my power. Besides, except for the kind that is too hostile to me and wants to kill me, basically I It's kind to humans."

Is it gentle... Ghost Lantern can't help but think of all of you who have always grown up under the oppression of Banzhu, but since they don't mind, let's forget it.

"This kind of person is actually in the kingdom of heaven, obviously she's just an old woman..."

"Evidently in the kingdom of heaven, it will only increase the workload in vain, and obviously she is just an old woman..."

So annoying!

"Calm down, Aoba, something more terrible will happen if you kill Zashiki Warji!" Momotaro grabbed my arm.

"Fuck, look at these two stinky girls, I won't beat their butts!" Don't you know that this is the most taboo thing for women? You bastard!

The next day, Shirasawa sold the store, and Zashiki Doji bought back the original store after leaving.

Yan Modian.

"Ghost lamp, what's going on with these two little ghosts?!"

"Well, this time I want to test whether Yan Modian, which is not in business, will also close its doors."

"...You actually want me to work hard..."

The author has something to say: The ghost lamp is written in a slightly cheerful way XD