[Comprehensive] Blast it, world!

☆, 63.

63. Fast time travel, the evil drama of the gods

In a time and space that people don't know, there is such a glittering academy, where the scenery is picturesque and all living beings are beautiful.And the main teacher, principal and several students are all handsome men and beautiful women. Of course, they can be regarded as only, and beautiful men are also fine.

What?the name of the school?Is that kind of thing important?Can I eat it? !

But the reason why it can be regarded as only beautiful boys is because... In this school, there are only two handsome girls.The rest are all male gods.

Yes, this is God's school.

The school was established to learn human emotions, and the gods were bound by the principal Zeus, so they had to study here.

And the only human female is a girl named Kusanagi Yui, with a tough personality, neither humble nor overbearing, excellent in studies, good at swordsmanship, and beautiful in appearance.If it wasn't for this kind of strange school, he would probably be a very good school idol in a normal human high school.

Ah, the other girl mentioned... In fact, she can be said to be human, but she doesn't think she is human.

That's me, Aoba Chuwu.

And why do you come to this world that feels like a love game for Otome to text?Or is it really an animation adapted from a game?

At least I can tell who their voice actors are by listening to the voices of those gods with faces, and Yui is even better at judging, as soon as I hear her voice, I can see that the yarn has been woven.As for hearing the voices of Mistress Kamiya and Daisuke Ono afterwards, I can only say that the production team seems to have spent all their money on the seiyuu list!

In fact, this school is mainly used to learn from the gods, so the main gods all have a role in it, that is... they are characters that can be captured.

Of course, the characters of the raiders and the heroine have faces, and the supporting actors with important roles such as Zeus and the class teacher also have faces, while the others are just passers-by.If the real passers-by were the same, one or two of these students pretending to be blackened by elves could only see their mouths but not their faces.

You said that it’s okay to watch Two-dimensional in three dimensions, but the intense thrill of being face-to-face is simply fatal.

The most important thing is that both the Raiders characters and the heroines feel that there is nothing wrong with it!

But I don’t think this is a big problem. The real problem is that every time I see a character that can be attacked, once he starts to introduce himself, there will be a background board behind him, which is elegant and unrestrained Blooming with flowers to match them.

At that time, I was a little surprised when I saw roses on the background board, until I saw white lilies in full bloom on one of the background boards... I didn't make any representations.

I'm a man who knows how to make a background board bloom! ←Every time I see them, I feel that they think so, probably I am the only one in the whole academy.

So why is it an otome game?

"The fifth day of the junior high school, what are you doing today?" Yui walked beside me. She was much taller than me. Of course, this was mainly because she was a high school student, and my physique was that of a junior high school student.

By the way, I can complain here that Hades, one of the students, wore a school uniform and suffered from one middle school and two diseases. Did Zeus forget that he was his own brother, and Apollo was his own son?It's really suspicious.

I took out my phone and said rather boredly: "It's nothing, I'm probably skipping class as usual."

Yui's task is to let the gods learn human emotions, and the reason why I appear here, Zeus gave me is force majeure.Although I don't know what the law is doing wrong here, but I got in so inexplicably.So I became an existence in this academy that even student council president Apollo couldn't control.

Said to be a student, it feels more like Yui's accompanying student.

"Really, sometimes I can help a little bit. It's very troublesome for me alone." Yui sighed.Recently, Zeus has been getting more and more messy. It was still summer a while ago, but it snowed in a blink of an eye.After that, I have to think about what kind of event to hold to make the gods feel very interesting... It's a bit difficult.

"Don't say that they don't seem to be doing anything," I stuck out my tongue, "Anyway, I still observe these gods carefully. Although I don't think these people are gods at all."

Yui was puzzled, "Why don't you feel like a god? Didn't Zeus say that you have really seen an existence far beyond a god? What do you see? I think everyone is normal."

"You should also understand the mythology system of the world." I bit a lollipop and said, "When it comes to gods, they are generally unapproachable existences, but Western mythology is not shown in this way. They have emotions and desires, and they will also fight for power for status. Then why, the gods here all look like children who have never seen the world?"

"If this is the case, Zeus also said that it is the reason why the gods are too stubborn." Yui recalled Zeus's words.

"But do gods like Hades really exist? He is the brother of Zeus, but do you think it fits in terms of appearance, speech and behavior?" Saying 'Don't come near me, it will be unlucky', I was disillusioned with Olympus.

After hearing what I said, Yui pondered for a while, "However, does this also mean that this is the defect of the current gods?"

"Eh? Wait, why do you understand this way? No matter how you look at these gods, they don't look right?" Could it be that this is an otome love game? !

"Why do you have to treat them as gods? Since we said that everyone who came to this academy is a classmate who learns knowledge together, then don't worry about it, and treat them as ordinary friends, wouldn't it be good? Yui tilted her head, showing a cute smile.

So you just used the same way you used to attack ordinary boys to successfully attack them all?

Looking at her smile, I seem to be a little influenced...

Emma, ​​is this the heroine?I would like to believe that this is the hero!

Not long after walking, a tall young man with long light yellow hair walked up to him.

"Ah, Baldr." Yui waved at the young man in a bachelor's uniform.

Appeared, the legendary flowering character can be captured!When I walked in and took a look, my dog's eyes suddenly blinked. It really deserves to be a conquerable character in the Otome game!It's so dazzling no matter when, and the background board is blooming again, bastard, don't think you are the god of light and just rely on your talent skills to make fun of it!

"Miss Yui, what are you doing here?" Balder came over when he saw that Yui even had a few more flowers blooming on the background board.

"boom--!"

Then it fell flat and beautifully.

Isn't this kind of stupid attribute all about the heroine? Is this episode going to challenge my perception of Otome episodes? !

By the way, the voice actress of Balder is Mistress Kamiya.

"Wow, are you okay, Balder?" Yui quickly bent over and pulled Balder up.

"I always feel like I'm used to it, it's a little sad..." When I got up, the wry smile was as shy and cute as a girl.

Help, is this really Otome Fan?Is it really not the harem fan, but the gender of the hero and the heroine are reversed?At least I think Yui is the heroine of the Otome series that I think is the most handsome.

"Now we are preparing to go back to the classroom, is Baldur also with you?" Yui asked.

Balder nodded, "Just go back together."

I, I always feel that I want to be the light bulb all the way.

... In the end, I really became a light bulb all the way!

In addition, I was planning to skip class in this class, okay, why did I come to class out of nowhere?The expression of the class teacher named Tut... a little scary.I admit it's probably because of my poor attendance, but just don't stare at me in class.

In fact, not long after I was wandering in the corridor after class, I saw Yui being pushed against the wall by the head teacher.

"Remember it, Kusanagi Yui."

"It's... Lord Tut..."

I seem to have just heard the BGM sounding on the head teacher when I was passing by with my skills.Ah, so it's the man who brought his own music?

And within a few days, I saw the class teacher pushing Yui against the wall again.Damn, it turned out to be a wall-pushing maniac, or a wall-pushing maniac every Monday!

But this guy didn't bring a flower when he appeared on the stage, so he shouldn't be a raidable character... right?In fact, I think that when I witnessed Yui attacking God a few times and opened her mouth to Zeus, I felt that it would be very normal if she also attacked Zeus.

Because even I myself sometimes feel like I'm going to be hacked.

Help, I've only successfully conquered a fox, so I don't have this heart-pounding feeling, okay?

But anyway, seeing Yui once, I have a feeling that I want to join her harem.Are you really the heroine of Otome?

"Investigate Loki's recent movements?" I was a little puzzled while eating the free cotton candy I bought from the grocery store, "Yui, what do you want his information for?"

"The main reason is that his recent attendance rate is not very good, so I am a little worried." Yui sighed, and it must be very hard to manage this group of troubled children.

In fact, I think the key point is the attendance rate. If the attendance rate is not high, even if you have learned human emotions, it does not seem to be considered a graduation.

It seems that Zeus, you don’t need to worry at all, because there are too many problematic emotions in this group of problem children. If you just catch a rebellious period of human teenagers, the emotions inside are absolutely consistent.

"Well, I'm not very busy, I can help you with the investigation..." I paused, "But Yui, why are you working so hard? Isn't the world here very good? Things are free and the scenery is beautiful. Although the four seasons The switching is very irregular, but it is very good. Or are you really reluctant to part with your family?"

"I think it's my mission to help them, and I also have a family." Yui's firm eyes shone like gems.

Well, you are the hero, I accept my fate.

"OK, then I'll help you check the records of these three days. Come back and teach me some basic kendo moves." She is learning kendo, and systematic learning is not sharp enough for her sword, but I It happens that there is no fixed routine, just wild ways.

Yui smiled immediately after hearing this, "Thank you, the fifth day of the lunar new year."

"Who asked you to be so kind to me... three nights later, go to Xiaoyan's place." There is a rough doll in Yui's room, which is said to be sent by Zeus to help Yui, but because it is a doll, Exactly like a mascot.On the contrary, when I saw the big and small button eyes of the doll, I thought of the big and small eyes of a certain novel, so I simply called him big and small eyes.

"Well, thank you." She still had that healing smile.

I turned and left, waved at her, cast my skill, and walked over to some guy.

Well, it's not a difficult task anyway, let's help her do it more carefully this time.

Three days later, Yui got the notes from Xiaoyan.

"Okay, that's amazing. This kind of thickness is about the thickness of three college notebooks." Yui was a little surprised when she looked at the notebook that was so thick that it was comparable to a photo album.

After looking through the notes, she found something even more surprising.

This notebook almost wrote down everything that Loki did in the past three days, similar to what time, minutes, and seconds he went to the atrium, and at the same time, the prank he placed was caught by someone, and he was caught. The effect and the means of pranks are all written, as well as the boring patterns drawn on the ground with branches, and where he spit and used paper towels for a few minutes and seconds, all of which are recorded.And at the back, there are even various data about Rocky's whole person, the average length of height, weight, measurements, hands, waist, arms, arms, and hair...

"Oh my god, it's amazing, the other party is a god!" Yui also found that in the three-day record, you can find all kinds of photos of Loki, eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and even taking a bath! "This, how can this be photographed?"

Big and small eyes are also looking at this notebook at the same time, he needs to think more than Yui simply admires.

Why did that girl help her?Why did she show up?What is the so-called existence far beyond God?What is force majeure?

Had I been there, I would have laughed at him unabashedly.

It's just tracking and recording a god. If I can't even do this, I'm calling myself the god of STK.

"Ah-choo!" Loki sneezed.

He remembered that there seems to be a saying among human beings that sneezing means that someone misses you, otherwise it means saying bad things.

Well, probably another prank was stepped on.

"What's the matter, Loki?" Thor sat on the sofa next to him with a book in his arms.

They were resting in the hall outside the bedroom, and Balder was making coffee.

"No, it's nothing, it's just that I've been feeling an unknown chill recently, as if someone is watching me all the time." Loki touched his arms, the kind of gaze that closely followed him even when he took a shower and went to the toilet. It's too scary to think about it, who is it?

"Could it be Zeus?" Balder put the coffee beans into the grinder and didn't know what to do.

"That uncle shouldn't be like this, and this is the place he created, he knows it himself." Loki raised his forehead, and really didn't know which of the imprisoned gods had such a powerful ability.

"... Forget it, it's probably an illusion."

Hope it's just an illusion.

The author has something to say: No matter how powerful the fifth day of junior high school is, she has never actually used stk skills against gods, so even Loki, who is in a sealed state, should pay attention as long as he is stared at so terrifyingly for three days. But it's just attention.

When writing the gods, because it is a single-machine network codeword, so I don’t know if it conflicts with the original setting. If you find it, please tell me. (I am using mobile data to update now, and I am a bit desperate to open encyclopedia with data)

In addition, I found that the previous one-week program Yuno had written the second-week program, because there is no Internet, I will not change it for the time being.

At the same time, congratulations to Chu Wu for finally growing up.At the beginning of this part, number four was mentioned a lot, but with the increase of friends, number four was left out... Congratulations for curing the Stockholm syndrome!

Then I saw that I had so many collections that I didn't bother to apply for the list. Anyway, you guys bought this little piece of paper, so I didn't care about the list.Now because Uncle Yun is in the state of chicken blood daily update, so at this time Overlord... Maybe I will write a thousand more words_(:3」∠)_