[Comprehensive] Blast it, world!

☆, 59.

59. Quick wear, silver black material

It took me about 5 minutes to understand what Gintoki said.

"That is to say, the uncle's son has been living in the warehouse for several years. Then the adopted son of the uncle seems to want to inherit the family? So you went to open the warehouse and found that the son had died long ago, and everything was wrong. Was it premeditated by the adopted son?" Above, summary.

He nodded, and sat on the sofa with a very heavy expression, and the wound was bleeding continuously, but he didn't think about bandaging himself at all.

Hey, hey, with this amount of bleeding, even the leading man in a hot-blooded manga will die, don't you know? "No treatment?"

I'm not from the healing department, so I can't help him at all.

"No, help me go to the cabinet and get a bandage..." Then he knelt down with a pale face.

So a man who is trying to be brave... Tsk, it's really not cute.

After helping the wound with a brief treatment, I went out.It happened that Kagura was out to play, and Xin Baji was not here, so am I the only one going to meet that so-called adopted son?

Even if it was a surprise attack, there were very few guys who could injure that Shirayasha of Gintoki. It seemed that there was a possibility of a fight.

but……

"Mayonnaise, you bastard, hurry up and treat me!"

"Pfft—what?!"

what's the result?I took Earthwork to the coffee shop and asked him to treat him.

I can finally eat a lot of marshmallows!

"...Your money is only enough to order a cup of parfait. It seems that Zhensengumi is really poor recently." Although it was my mistake that there was no marshmallow in the cafe, it was only enough to buy a cup of (accented) parfait, right? A little too poor?

Tufang didn't answer his cup of coffee, which was piled with countless mayonnaise. He was already poor enough to invite me, so it would be more poor than poor.

"I did you a favor, alright, although it's not very useful, but at least I didn't let so many people die, okay?" I dug a spoonful of parfait, "If you can't afford my sweet tooth, contribute yours All smoke is okay, right?"

"Smoke? Are you still underage?" Hijikata raised his eyes and looked at me who obviously didn't meet the standard age.

I shook my head, "Don't just look at the appearance, look at the rocket launcher, he has a pure appearance and a dark belly, doesn't he? And my age...at least that orangutan called me sister. I can't exaggerate it." The sum of all the things I have experienced is indeed the same, but the people I come into contact with are basically middle school students, so in actual calculation, my mental age seems to be getting younger.

"..." Tu Fang looked at me in disbelief, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and threw it on the table, "I only have one pack here."

a pack?I opened the cigarette case, and there were only two cigarettes in it.

"Boy, are you fucking kidding me?!"

"It's okay, don't just grab other people's collars!"

Pouring the whole parfait into my mouth, I snapped my fingers to light the flame and light the smoke.

I only learned this about Bai Lan's ability, otherwise it would be a lot of useless cold knowledge.But at least I know, thanks to Bai Lan and the realization that to rule the world is to be responsible to the world, otherwise rule by force like the Great Demon King would be a tyrant.

"Your ability..." After finishing the mayonnaise on the coffee, he took out another bottle and poured it on top of the coffee. "Isn't it a bit dangerous?"

Is it dangerous? "I think the restrictions are relatively large. Although it is said that you can take people's lives at will, it is difficult to control... and if I don't eat a lot of sweet things, I will have a very strong physiological reaction." In fact, I just feel that It's just disgusting, but that disgusting feeling can torture me so much that I want to dig out my heart directly.

"I said, are you really human?" His eyes seemed to sharpen at that moment, and then he took out another pack of cigarettes from his body, lit it, took a puff, and looked at me with a very serious expression.

Wait, there are a lot of slots, let me take it easy.

"...Don't you still have cigarettes?"

"what."

"Go to hell, you cheapskate! So many years of friendship are only worth two cigarettes!"

"Where is the friendship for so many years, hello!"

It seems that I have found the wrong focus, help the amount.

"Why do your actions make me feel like you are interrogating a prisoner?" Yes, that is the serious expression.

"That's a professional habit, don't pay too much attention to it." After speaking, he took another puff and blew out a smoke ring in the air.

"...I remember that smoking is prohibited in public places."

"You put out the cigarette you're holding before talking to me."

In fact, if I think about it carefully, the time I have known Tufang is not very long. If it is only during the explosion period, it is just over a year.But if it is considered a boiling period, then it is estimated that they can have friendship for three to four to five years.

It's a pity that it was exposed that I was burning. It was a bit too much. I never expected that the guys in K are still healthy and strong playing the forum.

It's really worthy of being the master I chose, and the Tsundere attribute really likes it, but it's a pity that I always quarrel with him.

"Smoke...why do you smoke?" Tufang asked suddenly.

What do you ask this question for? "I was handed a cigarette by a smoker when I was injured, and then I felt that the pain sense seemed to be paralyzed. I would habitually smoke two cigarettes after fighting. But I am not addicted to cigarettes." It was just a habit, and did not give this body The body creates an addiction.

"No, nothing." He seemed to want to say something, "It just feels similar to someone."

... I seemed to have tried my best to almost lift my vest twice.

Last time it was because of the white bird season when I didn't know whether it was genuine or fake. I didn't know anyone so familiar with it during the black basket period. I don't believe that I will be exposed.And I guess it is impossible to return to the black basket, so I am not too worried about it.

The two smoked silently, ignoring the dissatisfied eyes of other customers, I took another pack of cigarettes from him and continued to smoke.

"Aren't you addicted to that?" He put out the cigarette butt and looked at me who was about to light a second one.

"...Forget it." Putting the cigarette in my pocket, I stood up. "Since you're bored, invite me to go online. This is finally possible."

He glanced at me, nodded and stood up.

But the result is that he and I are playing online games in an Internet cafe and interacting with each other.I'm personally not very good at it, but the electronic stuff is more familiar, so it can always win.And Hijikata seems to be because he is not very interested in these things, and he is familiar with it because of the house fourteen, which leads to him always being able to punch me back in very strange places.

If it wasn't for the reason of Zhai Fourteen, I would definitely be able to make it right.

"Tch, that's what you said, didn't you lose badly when you fought against others?" He tilted his head to see how my record was.

"It's so noisy, at least it's better than your equipment that loses only white boards." Now his character has only a layer of blood left.

"By the way, what are you going to do today?" He tapped on the keyboard and asked me.

Ah, "It seems that I'm going to inquire about some gangster's family..." I completely forgot!

"You, forgot?" He turned his head and glanced at me, where he had already announced the result of LOSE.

A big move to kill the enemy, I sighed, "There is no other way, then I'll go first." After finishing speaking, I logged out of the account and went to the Internet cafe owner to check out.

"...Damn, aren't you rich?"

Someone can treat someone, who would be willing to pay for it?

And when I got back to the master house, I found that the matter seemed to be resolved again.

"Fuck, so that adopted son is a good person!" I was going to fight him for [-] rounds...

Xin Baji said with a serious face: "Yes, it seems that the real son died unexpectedly shortly after entering the warehouse. And the adopted son has been pretending so that the grandfather will not be sad. If you look at it this way , that adoptive son seems to be giving sincerely for the family."

"But it's useless Aru, that old man is about to die Aru. Mom said that the elderly will definitely die when they get old, it's true Aru!" Kagura said no Knowing if it was the words her mother told her.

"Everyone is going to die, okay?" Xin Baji said.

"No, this is not necessarily the case, just look at the monster girl who treats other people's homes as her own." Yinshi picked his nose and pointed at me who was lying on the sofa watching "JUMP", "That kind of guy belongs to It is absolutely impossible to die, next year, when he is a lot older, it will be Obasan—"

"Very well, then the only thing left to do is to dispose of the corpse." I put on a very serious expression and took out a paper knife.

"Eh? Wait a minute, Cracking Sauce, calm down!" New Baji tried to stop him.

"If you want to deal with it, the garbage dump at the back is a good choice, Aru." It's nothing to do with the high-hanging Kagura.

"You two hurry up and save me!" I grabbed Yinshi who was walking on the ground by my hair.

Let go, I lay back and continued to watch "JUMP".And Yin Shi also got up from the ground with a bloody head. "Do you understand now? There are no so-called girls in this world anymore. Except for the anchor Yuye, all the females are female orangutans——"

"NOZUONODIE, WHYYOUTRY?"

"If you want to die, you can tell our Aru."

"Silver Sang—!"

After the farce was over, Yinshi got up from the ground and said in a very serious tone, "Then the problem now is how to help that kid before the old man's funeral."

"Yin Sang, the old man is not dead yet."

"Why do you want to help him, will you give vinegar kombu?"

"Hehehehe."

Yin Shi gave me a supercilious look.

My answer is the most concise but the most ironic one.

"It's agreed in advance that I won't go. I made an appointment with Sister A Miao to discuss cooking today." I raised my hand first.

"Are you guys going to join forces to create a family of black materials? New Baji, look at your family and finally carry it forward, don't you?" Yinshi began to pick his nose again, "The setting of making the family flourish has been neglected since the first episode. It's finally active again."

"That setting is for the dojo to review, thank you, and Yin-sang, can I sleep with you tonight?" Shinpachi pushed his body.

"Impossible Aru, Dingharu who gets up in the middle of the night and eats bad things to pee and has diarrhea!" Kagura hugged the innocent Dingharu next to him.

"Go home and sleep obediently, I don't want the dark culinary world to invade my house." Gintoki refused very simply.

I think Xinbaji can survive, but I don't know if Xinba can survive...

Stretching, I walked towards the door, "Then I'm going out, and Mr. Strawberry, if you don't fill up the sweets in the refrigerator after this order..." I looked back at Yin Shi thoughtfully. glance.

"Hey!" Gintoki, who was seriously frightened, nodded hastily.

Well, that's about it. I closed the door and heard something vaguely.

"In short, remember not to mess with her casually in the future, she is also a monster girl, but she is a monster girl of another realm different from Kagura ahhhh—"

"Go to hell, Silver Sauce."

"Silver mulberry!!!"

Sure enough, if you don't do it, you won't die.

In fact, my attitude towards Wanshiwu is indeed too close, but there is no way, I will treat him with whatever impression the anime will give people.I am used to this, as if they are equally close, but I have completely different attitudes towards Natsume and Gintoki, but I am very close to them both.

How should I put it, probably the impression decides everything.Yinshi is when you feel that although sometimes your heart will explode, but most of the time you treat him with the attitude of good engine oil and you will not treat him with the attitude of an idol.Even if he is your male god, that's the same.

In this way, I kind of miss Natsume of the healing department...

That kind of warm daily life can't be praised any more, it feels like returning to nature in a flat way.

But it's not bad, I think it's very, very, pleasant, pleasant to be here!

"Sister A Miao, I prefer scrambled eggs with green onions."

"Yeah, I think it would taste better with granulated sugar."

"Wait, wait, did you put soy sauce or dark soy sauce!"

"Ah, I accidentally poured the whole bottle in. There must be no problem, right?"

"...Well, let Xinbaji go try some tonight, my sister's new dishes or something."

"That's a good idea. Ah, what did you put in the egg, Cracking Sauce?"

"It's just ordinary mixed fruit milk, ah, sister A Miao, please pass me the jar containing red bean puree and kimchi, please?"

"Here. I think you seem to be very delicious..."

"I think so too, wait for the new Baji to come back and try it~"

"Although it looks bad, maybe it tastes good?"

"Delicious things don't need to care about appearances, do they?"

"That's right~"

Yes, although there may be some mistakes if you don't practice cooking for a long time, it is very easy for black ingredients to succeed.

Let us mourn the new Baji.

Xin Baji: "Ah Choo—!"

The author has something to say: 10 minutes of silence for Xin Baji

Black ingredients or something, A Miao is a biochemical weapon that can turn all ingredients into scrambled eggs, and the fifth day of the lunar new year is more inclined to add another ingredient that is impossible to add to one ingredient XD

Hello everyone, I am an uncle with dark circles after staying up all night...human beings can no longer stop my dark circles, in order to update OTL

Zha Xue, how about making up for you in this chapter?