[Comprehensive] Blast it, world!

☆, 47.

47. Fast travel, Gifu agriculture and forestry

I have a bad feeling.

When he opened his eyes and woke up, he saw a naked high school boy standing on a full-length mirror and posing in various poses, and it seemed that some liquid had been applied to his body, making him look shiny.

Sleeping in a big trough...

Originally, I was very happy to find that these time traveler Marysues started fighting with each other in Wang Wang, and they also helped cut down a few people smoothly, and then there was a big truck head-on.Although I think it's not good to complain about this kind of place, but I still can't accept this way of traveling.

Why?Because my internal wounds have not healed, and being hit by a car again, I think I can go back to the west.

Obviously Yuno's body is 12 years old, hey!It will be thirteen in a few months, do you know the law that treating a child's body in such a way is not good for future development!And the time span is from 11 years old to almost 13 years old. The wound has not healed yet. Is this girl's body already useless?

But wait, now the question is... who is this pervert looking narcissistic in the mirror!

"Ah, you're already awake?" Noticing the movement here, the boy turned around...

Yay! "Turn around, you pervert!" The pillow in my hand was thrown over without my control.Although it is not uncommon to see it after living for so long, isn't Nima's mental shock at this moment too exciting?The instant horror made me almost take out the paper knife and punish him directly.

The boy scratched his head, "I'm sorry, I'll get dressed now." Then he said in a very serious tone: "But you don't need to worry, I don't like girls."

……Eh?

There was a rustling sound from behind. After making sure that the other party was dressed, I turned around and looked at this guy.

Good looks, but crooked; good demeanor, but crooked; good manners, but crooked; good speech, but crooked; nice person, but crooked.

Hey, why do I feel that Akigase seems to have been shot while lying down?Well, it must be my illusion.

"Anyway, let's introduce myself first. The students here call me Rose Garden, just call me Garden." The boy said that to Huayuan. "Tomorrow is the opening ceremony of the school. I picked you up in the open space behind our dormitory. What happened to you?"

"I, ah... Garden? Rose? Rose?" My mind began to count.Could it be that this guy... "You, you are a rose? That rose who always posted photos of Mr. XX?!"

I don't know why I have completely regarded it as a netizen meeting, and I think this person is probably right.Besides, roses, gays, roses blooming even on the background board, and this dormitory building, no matter how I think about it, this is the only one in my water version.

What?Ice Emperor's uncle?I don't know him, and if he is straight, wouldn't it be sad?Huh, I seem to have said something wrong.

"Mr. XX's photo... Could it be that you are from the forum? Ah, Zhachuangjiang?!" Garden is wrong, Rose said.Then he immediately got up and put away the photos and posters of Mr. XX pasted everywhere in the house.

Wait, what happened to the body pillow he just put on the bed!

"Do you think it makes sense for you to charge it now?" The phone had already started working when he noticed something was wrong with the room.

"... Yes, at least it proves that I have worked hard." So he locked everything in the closet solemnly.

Hey, the closet is almost full, is there really no problem?

"Well, but I'm the one who's traveling around now, so don't be too nervous." I squinted and smiled.Since getting to know Fujima, I feel like I'm more comfortable playing this kind of role.

Rose tidied up her skirt, "That's what you said. So, now?"

I'm still all smiles.

"I'm hungry."

The next day, I saw Mr. XX in person.

"Big Brother, what's your name?" While Rose was busy with the garden, I quietly changed into his old uniform, slipped among the students, and saw Mr. XX at a glance.

No way, that guy Rose put a lot of photos on the cloud disk that can store a lot of files in the forum, and he seems to be very trustworthy.Occasionally, I will accidentally upload it to the resource board or space when uploading, so as long as you are quick, or have some permissions, it is still easy to see it.

"Freshman?" Mr. XX looked at me in surprise.Could it be that he has a relatively prosperous peach blossom luck this year?There are newborn girls... Hey, boy uniforms?No, there are breasts!

"I'm sorry." "Hmm."

"This person (dog), I am useful now."*2

Two young girls emerged from either side of the boy.The one on the left is more plump, and the Opie is also big; the one on the right is petite and cute with a bit of facial paralysis, and has poor breasts.

Hey, it’s no wonder that Rose is always a little depressed every time she mentions Mr. XX. So it’s because Mr. XX has two wings... In fact, Rose really doesn’t mind making a third wing and letting him eat Mr. XX’s The third leg also, ah sorry, seems to have made a bad joke.

"I'm just asking for my name." I said innocently.

Mr. XX reluctantly withdrew his hand from the arms of the two of them, and gave me a friendly smile, "You are a freshman in this year, right? I am a second-year student here, and my name is Kosaku Hata. I am your senior. .”

Ah, what a nice guy.

Afterwards, I followed Mr. XX with the reason of 'I want to see how the seniors of this school are doing', no, it was Geng Zuo and they went to the gymnasium to gather together.Of course, those two also followed.

The plump one is called Zhong Zenong. It is said that she is a woman whose graduation volunteers filled in 'wife', 'bride', and 'housewife' with a height that I will never get in my life.And the other is called Kinoshita Ringo, but it is said that he was originally a super idol, but for unknown reasons, he went to Gifu to study in Agricultural High School.Moreover, it is said that the classmate Geng Zuo is a die-hard fan of classmate Ringo, that is, the so-called idol otaku.

Well, it's really a scary triangle relationship.

"They are already your big brother's wings, right?" It's okay, according to Yuno's current age, it's normal to call her brother.Since you can't eat the skin or something, throw it away.

"Well, although I was beaten up after saying that." Geng Zuo was a little more self-conscious.

Mo, I always feel that I don't really want such wings.And if I want wings, who do I want?Could it be... Uwah, a chill.

After entering the gymnasium, the four of us were immediately surrounded.

"Ah Gengsang!" "Congratulations." "I wish you happiness!" "Could this be your child?" "It looks so cute." "Hey, but don't you think this age is wrong?"

……Aha?

Not only me, but even Geng Zuo himself was stunned.

Then I found out that in the previous summer vacation, the classmate Geng Zuo and Nong took Lin Po back to their hometown to play, but Nong lied to the family that he and Geng Zuo had the seeds of love, so the people in his hometown held a wedding for them.But the actual purpose is that their village broadcasts the wedding on TV in order to increase tourism income, and uses it to launch blind date activities and other things that I don't bother to care about.For the sake of the helpless classmate of the village, the farming classmate and Nong Zuoxiu completed the wedding... no wonder.

It is said that the wedding was broadcast on the TV station, but in the follow-up, it was revealed that Nong was not pregnant, and Geng Zuo apologized in person, and finally released the propaganda of "You are all my wings", ending with being beaten up.

And the students seemed to be watching TV.

can i light a candle

Silently stay away from Lingo, who is next to her. The black resentment substance behind her is no longer a simple background board, but has materialized.

And it seems that there is another point, Nong distributes rice cakes at the main entrance of the gymnasium.

It seems that not only red bean rice, rice cakes also have a meaning of happy event.As for why rice cakes are distributed, it seems that because there was a lot of glutinous rice left last year, it was made into rice cakes by Nongdu today.Hey, why do I feel a chill?

"Nong must be stopped..." Geng Zuo made up his mind and was about to run towards the main entrance.

"Wait for me!" Ah, this voice.

Rose... =A=

He didn't seem to notice me yet, and his whole attention was on Geng Zuo's classmate.But it goes without saying that he looks really good, and he wears a bewitching smile, so he really has the capital to attract others.

"Get out of the way, garden!"

"Woohoo, if you want to pass here, let me be your opponent!"

I always feel a little unclear. I was about to take out the sweets I found in Rose's room from my pocket, and then I saw Rose's legs...ah, it's swelling.

"Then let's start by talking about my anal sphincter being active during the summer—"

"Think about being a minor, you pervert!"

The body jumped up uncontrollably, and kicked directly at Rose's face with both feet.

"Boom!" Then Rose knelt down and rushed to the street.

"...=口=" No longer knowing what to do, Geng Zuo with a good expression said, "That, this is?"

I, who was still stepping on someone, smiled innocently, "It's nothing, hurry up and stop Nakazawa-san~" Then I easily crushed someone's shoulder blades.

Sphincter?I will let you move all the muscles in your body today!

While running, Geng Zhuo lit a candle for Ting Zong's garden.

During the opening ceremony, I slipped into the toilet.

After all, I'm not a real student, and in terms of body shape, Yuno's body doesn't look like a high school student, so I just sat at the door of the toilet and played with my phone.

Hey, why is there no light?I looked up and saw a boy with blond hair and sunglasses in an agricultural and forestry school uniform standing in front of me.

"Well, what's the matter?" Anyway, I'm wearing a school uniform now...

"Now is the opening ceremony," he said.

"Well, so?" It's just the opening ceremony. In the original world, I seem to have skipped it because of something.Anyway, there are so many people, and everyone in our country is standing for the opening ceremony, so even if they don't go, no one will really notice.

"...Now we should go to the opening ceremony." He still said the same thing.

I put my phone in my pocket, stood up and said, "Let me tell you, see if you are okay before saying this. You obviously didn't go to participate, but taught me here instead, you should figure out yourself first." Is your position okay..."

He pushed his sunglasses and said, "But you are a student, you should go to the opening ceremony. And I'm going to give a speech later, it doesn't matter if I wait a little longer."

Well, sure enough, I've been a little irritable recently, because the wound seems to be getting more and more painful recently?

"Sorry, but I'm not a student of this school, I just came here to find acquaintances. Then I borrowed a uniform for the convenience of movement." My hair is tied in two braids, and my figure is still developing , I don't believe this can also be seen as a man.

But he didn't speak, as if he was just observing me.

Unfortunately, I don't know why I have a very hot temper recently, and I am very upset with this guy, so I just confronted him at the toilet door.

"Student Kabatoli, are you ready to go to the toilet... eh?" The girl who broke the confrontation was stunned.

At the door of the toilet, petite girls in men's clothing stared at each other... Ahh, why do you think these keywords seem wrong?

But ah, the pink-haired girl who came over has such a big European style, F? G?Or H?I always feel tired watching her run, and she is also very cute.Woohoo, but why do I smell stupid?Wait, isn't there a toilet next to it? !

"Student Kakakaka Batori!!! You, you are here!" After being stunned for a moment, the girl screamed.

"Student Liangtian, please shut up."

"Oupai over there shut up."

"Who is Opie, bastard!!"

I looked at the so-called Kabatoli classmate again. "International student? Blonde hair? Can't I see it? Your bone structure, distribution of facial muscles, and the distance between your eyebrows all indicate that you are Japanese. What foreign students are you talking about..."

But that guy still just pushed the glasses, "Maybe it's a genetic factor."

Wipe, it's so hot!

After the opening ceremony was over, I went to Rose’s greenhouse garden twice, and seriously asked Rose for some flowers, and prepared to make scented tea afterwards.

As long as I can stay here for a long time, then I don't have to worry too much about that guy named Kabatoli running around.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, maybe he and I are simply at odds with each other, right?

"Gao Mei, have you ever wondered why you can't catch up with your classmate farming?" I drank the honey water I begged from the forestry class, very leisurely.However, I was shocked that there was not a single girl in the forestry class, but it was also because of this that I got honey easily.

Rose is building a hydrangea. Although it has passed the flowering period from May to July, it still looks very energetic.Well, it's the way Rose looks like I'm a little bit flattered because he's dressed like he's in a sumo wrestling.To put it simply, there is only a loincloth, plus a towel on the shoulders.

Although I know that it is very easy to sweat when you are very serious about something, especially when you need physical strength, but seeing Rose like this, I still think he deserves not to be able to catch up with men.

It is said that he only covered the bottom with a towel in the garden in summer, and that his farming classmates happened to come to the garden at that time.And it seems that the towel was not tied around the waist at that time, but sitting on the flower bed with the towel on the thigh.On a deeper level, I probably heard from Rose that at that time he saw his classmate Geng Zuo, so that the towel was lifted up for no apparent reason...

No matter how beautiful she looks, seeing that kind of scene will have the urge to stab Rose to death.

So now there is only one 'perverted' on the label of the rose.

"I don't know, maybe it's because I don't love enough?" He wiped off his sweat, which glistened under the light of the greenhouse.Of course, the camera can only close up his face, and it must not be zoomed in to a full view. I think he can call mayonnaise to arrest him now.

After taking a sip of honey water, I said, "I think it's probably because he already has two girls by his side."

He assumed the pose of a thinker, and I could vaguely see something very bad, so I closed my eyes with a black thread.

"It's just that there are two girls. As the man I fancy, of course he is the master of the harem!" It was hopeless.

Fu Er, I said again, "Is it possible that his identity already has a man who is more useful than you?"

"Huh?" He looked at me, "Did you say Matori Tsutsumi?"

Over a real bird?Kabatoli?Hey, the pronunciation is the same in Japanese, you need to be more professional when you change your face...

"Maybe, although the European girl next to him is very nice, but no one can say that he will have some strange sexuality and fetishes like you." I gave an example, "For example, our water version of a classmate with glasses."

Akito Kanbara from Heaven is really sorry, but the fact that you are a glasses fanatic is beyond doubt.

"Is that so? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

And then there he was, just in the loincloth, sweating profusely, flushed (tired), and ran out.

"..."

"I thought at least there were people who weren't stupid, but I thought you were too smart."

Silence.

I didn't watch the so-called duel, because I also understood that Rose must have been taken away for some serious crime.

Then during that period, I had nothing to do and went to look through the room of my classmates.

I found a lot of pictures of Lingo’s classmate, and it’s okay to say that he is an idol otaku, but why are there pictures of girls’ soles and insteps in those kinds of books?And it was cut out from the original very carefully, and carefully bound together...

...Foot control? !

Rose, you really need to worry about your review standards.

After clearing out two cat and dog magazines, I looked at the contents, and they were all very normal, except that all the photos with feet were carefully cut out.

However, isn't the cat and dog magazine a stalk of the projectile?Is it possible that the original work is a work full of A?Hey, why do you think I seem to be right?By the way, there are even photo magazines sold in the canteen, but the photos of the feet are also cut out... Hey, did I say something terrible again?

By the way, why did I hear movement in the room next to me?

Turning on the STK skill, I walked around into the room from the window with my eyes shining, and then I realized... what the fuck, it's a real bird!It's just that I don't wear sunglasses now, but I wear glasses. I feel that glasses are much more suitable.But then, what is he doing?

I saw him very seriously explaining the contents of a photo magazine spread on the floor to the classmate Liang Tian who was sitting next to him.

... Am I getting old? ?

Then overheard this conversation.

"Just tell me, Matori Tsutsumi, which one of these photos are you most excited about!"

"Isn't it like this?" The photo shows a sweetly smiling swimsuit idol with long hair and a good figure, subtly resembling Ryota-san.That is, Opie is smaller than 01:30.

"The hair should be shorter, the make-up should be lighter, and the slimmer would be better." Guo Zhenniao commented very seriously.

"But, well, wouldn't it be better to have bigger boobs? For boys..." I have already seen your intentions, Oupai girl!

"Too big is also a problem. Although the big breasts and the small breasts are two tendencies that are relatively easy to distinguish, but I insist that I am a middle school. It is the so-called 'size that fits in the palm of your hand'. "Sister Opai is about to cry.

"Ah, so, this... or something?" Opai smiled awkwardly.

"Yes, this is very close to my preference." Guo Zhenniao nodded.

"Muu..." Opai looked at the praised photo with a bitter face, and then held up her breasts that looked like W-CUP worriedly.Ah, in fact, if you have to say it, her European school can already be regarded as the World Cup.So W-CUP?I seem to understand the contents of the diary of Geng Zuo that I saw earlier.

But to be honest, Guo Zhenniao is really slow.

Charge it now, hurry up and explode it for me.

And the Oupai girl's Oupai is really good, not only is it very big, but also looks very good in terms of shape and elasticity...

If you live with a real bird, you should still explode.

In short, after a lot of nonsense, Ou Pai's sister finally made it clear what she was here for.

The cattle she raises must be bred, otherwise they will be turned into beef.But when the cow was mating, as long as the Oupai girl approached, she would refuse to breed and go berserk, so the Oupai girl had no choice but to go to the boy's dormitory alone to ask the boy about this level of topic.

Ah, what a woman... It seems like I'm going to make friends, but I don't know how long I can stay here, and the other party probably won't have that much time to play with mobile phones, so let's forget it.

"Atmosphere Ecstasy——!"

"Ah!!?"

Damn, fellow Geng Zuo who is hiding in the cabinet, can you stop jumping out suddenly, and why are you still shouting "Ultimate!" !The transformation lines of "Perverted Mask"!How much I love A in the original work!

Although I have noticed that there are people inside, I thought this guy sneaked out after passing the real birds at most, but why did he jump out at this time?Ah, no, why are you wearing a male bikini and a pure white girly fat girl? My, my, my aluminum alloy, Armstrong's whirling and titanium alloy, made of Armstrong's whirling cannon brand dog eyes! ! ! !

and……

I looked at the furby doll that fell to the ground, and my eyeballs popped out because it fell to the ground, and I let out a dying scream of "嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿".

Well, Rose, I blamed you wrongly, the person you fancy is indeed at the same level as you.

Although the mobile phone snapped dozens of photos at that moment, I really want to poke my eyes out now.Emma, ​​has the integrity of the original work been eaten by the author? !

"Two, listen to me."

"Farming? Since when did you hear...why are you still dressed like this in my closet?"

"Hata Kosaku, do you have any ideas?"

"You..." Put away the phone, I stood up slowly, turned off the STK skill, and then...

— kicked him flying.

"abnormal!"

"...=口=" This time, the one who didn't know what expression to make turned into a real bird.

Just before, classmate Geng Zuo happened to see me treat Rose like this. Now, he has finally experienced it himself, which is really gratifying.

"Pfft—" After spitting out a mouthful of water, Gengzuo looked at me in shock, "Wait, why are you here?"

Guo Zhenniao also responded, "Why are you still in school? And still in my dormitory?"

The Oupai girls still can't accept the situation.

"I said Oupai," I turned my head to look at Liangtian with a serious face, ignoring the cries of 'I'm not Oupai', and said, "The reason why the cow refused to cooperate is actually very simple. "

"Huh?" She looked at me suspiciously, and by the way, Opie trembled twice.

"On the one hand, human beings don't have the impulse to touch their relatives. Most of them belong to the kind that will immediately calm down when they think of their irritable mother when they have impulses. As for people with I symptoms They are relatively few. You have taken care of it since it was a child, and it naturally regards you as a mother." I said seriously.

"But Monjiro is not human?" Monjiro is the name of a cow.

"Didn't you say that cows are very similar to humans? Even if there are cases of mating|mating between close relatives of wild animals in nature, what if it is Monjiro who regards himself as a human being?" When the food came out, I started to eat it myself.

"How, how can it be...then I won't be able to take care of Monjiro in the future?" Liang Tian was shocked.

"Well, let me add a word." Geng Zhuo, who got up from the ground, asked, "What is that In you are talking about?"

"I," Guo Zhenniao took over, "it refers to close relatives, and to put it simply, it is incest."

"...=口=" The second degree turned into a classmate with a subtle expression.

I patted Oupai on the shoulder, "Don't worry, as long as you are like a mother to it, it is enough, isn't it? If you are a child, you will grow up one day, and you understand it yourself." It's just a little bit wrong to act like a baby to your mother after you're in high school.

"That's right," Komotori came over and said to Liang Tian, ​​"For a child, as long as the mother is there, it is important enough. And for the mother, the child is the same."

Wow, that voice is really gentle.

Charge fast and explode.

"Know, you know, stop talking!! You, this group of... vulgar people!!!"

Then Ryoda-san left Matori's room in a panic.

"It always feels a bit ambiguous."

"That's right."

"Speaking of which, why are you two in my room?"

"Actually, Kabatoli, do you like those with big | breasts?"

"Following you, don't make excuses."

"……shut up."

Ahhh, let's explode now.

Later, Geng Zuo’s classmate told me the follow-up.

One morning, Liang Tian rushed into the classroom of Geng Zuo's class, and said——

"Hey, Makoto Tsutsumi! Let's celebrate, I'm pregnant!"

"Pfft—" I sprayed water on the spot.

"Then Yoshida-san said, 'It's all because of the things I learned in your room that night' or something, 'I hit it right away, as expected of the man I chose, I didn't expect to be able to touch that Kind of place' or something, 'the expected date of delivery is nine months later, I have already thought of a name, no objection is allowed, after all, this is the child of the two of us' or something." Geng Zuo calmly threw away the stick Book full of water.

"Why aren't they married yet?"

"Because they're not married yet."

"That's right, hurry up and explode."

"Well, hurry up and explode."

Rose, I think I may really be unable to help you this time.