The bully on the opposite side looks over

Cen Yi stretched out his hand and poked the gauze on Wei Zhenshao's face: "You... why don't you just go home and raise it for a week, it's all wrapped into rice dumplings."

"What do you know!" Wei Zhenshao snorted through his nose, "This is a story of a hero saving the beauty, and it can be included in our school's poster of a man of influence. By the way, you and the number one scholar are also in it, on top."

Shi Renran turned on the phone silently by the side, downloaded the post bar, found the post of himself and Cen Yi, and clicked in.

"I read it last time, and there are all kinds of things. For example, the boss of the gangster and his little follower, the rich and doting wife? My peerless little genius, and what about the school bully who helped the school bully get punched and didn't get caught, etc. and so on."

Wei Zhenshao thought for a while, and then said: "But the most discussed is your grades with the number one scholar. They pressure you to see if you can surpass him in the end. Also, didn't the number one scholar post a word in the circle of friends last time? That's the only one that appeared in our school. Collected a batch of Sherlock Holmes, racked his brains to find out what to do.

what..."

[I want to take my old bones and bury them in your heart. ]

When Shi Renran saw this post, he clicked in, flipped through the comments below, and frowned more and more.

One by one I know!This sentence is used by our school belle to confess to Xueba!

One fart!This is obviously the hammer that Ren Ying and Shi Renran got together!

__Fuck off upstairs!Is the champion within your reach?That's for everyone.

With all due respect, apart from certain people around the champion (especially Cen Yi), there is no one else close to him.

__That... I am weakly carrying the banner of the world", and I heard that the school bully and the school bully are living together outside.

This melon has built more than 1000 floors, all of which are random guesses, and few people have the right idea.

Shi Renran opened a trumpet, and praised those who said he and Cen Yi were together one by one, and then down-like those who said that they were not reliable at all in outer space.

That sentence was obviously said by Cen Yi to him, but it became someone else's so inexplicably, it made him angry when he saw it.

Just as Wei Zhenshao finished the gossip, it was just time to moisten his throat with saliva, when Cen Yi and Shi Renran got their heads together.

The two squeezed all the books in the middle, put the mobile phone on the table, and muttered: "If it is not forced by the overall situation, I will definitely give you a name."

Cen Yi flipped through those comments casually, and finally shrugged: "I don't mind too much, anyway, I usually can't see it."

"Then I saw it today, and I saw your exclusive confession floor. Guess what I wrote below?"

Cen Yi: "...with a trumpet?"

"Ok!"

Cen Yi thought for a while, then finally moved his body back to his own position, and said casually: "It must have flattered me a lot, and then ended with a summary of loving me for ten thousand years or something."

Shi Renran put the mobile phone back into his pocket, gave a thumbs up, and said quietly: "I found our CP article, the name is 'One World'. Does it sound good? I think it's very good, the meaning is good, and it's good to listen to."

"Well," the old god Cen Yi replied to him, "the public is very discerning, and they know that I am one."

Wei Zhenshao, who was listening to the whole process with his ears pricked up, slapped down the table excitedly, leaned in front of the two of them, and said seriously: "No! There are also people who carry the 'billion' banner! Listen to this name! How rich! , you can tell it's the love of a local tyrant at a glance."

Cen Yi pushed the man away, and slapped him twice on the back: "I don't have a high EQ, so I just concentrate on studying. I don't have eyes. I'll raise money to pretend to be a fake for you."

"What's wrong with the one billion? My champion can be both A and milk, so why can't I be the top one?"

"He is short"

Wei Zhenshao was instantly helpless with these two words.

It seemed that the banner in his heart could not be carried anymore, after all, Shi Renran didn't refute a word.

This world is too cruel, how can we not be the number one because we are not tall enough, the short one also runs around everywhere.

The second Wei groaned and pulled Ren Ying's hair in front of him: "You're naked, it's the first time, I'll treat you to hot pot."

Ren Ying hummed, then turned around and continued to make up the notes she left in the past few days.

Wei Zhenshao pondered over this matter until after school, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that although Shi Renran had occasional slumps, he definitely had the ability to overwhelm Cen Yi.

"No. [-] scholar," Wei Er Er asked in a low voice, taking advantage of the fact that Brother Yi had gone to the office and hadn't come back yet, "why are you being the next one?"

"Look at you, you can run and jump, and you can punch a small steel cannon, I never thought that you would be willing...to be slapped.

Shi Renran put down the pen in his hand, looked at him and said, "Do you like men and women?"

"Woman."

"Then why do you gossip so much? Accumulate experience or accumulate material?"

Wei Zhenshao turned around silently, and grabbed Su You who was walking past him: "Yuyou, let's go together, the number one scholar has been brought down by Brother Yi, he is no longer the number one scholar I love."

"Get out," Su You pulled the man off her body: "Can you not touch me when you have played golf all afternoon and haven't taken a shower? I think you stink."

Wei Zhenshao set his sights on Ren Ying.

Ren Ying patted him on the shoulder: "Let's go, take me back to the dormitory, and ask about your cram school by the way, don't disturb people's love."

"...It's all a group of people who are of the opposite sex but not of the same sex...they are of the same sex or not... Get out! Inhuman guys!"

Cen Yi heard Wei Zhenshao yelling at the back door, and when he returned to the classroom, he only saw his back being dragged away by Ren Ying.

Shi Renran was still crouching on the table to calculate the problem, and had no intention of leaving.

Cen Yi helped him pack his things, took out his mobile phone and browsed the school post bar for a while.

Out of nowhere, I found a post from a long time ago, and the replies from more than a dozen people were so heavy that no one read it.

The big picture above is a photo of him and Shi Renran.

That was...the day when Shi Renran jumped on his back on the day when he got the notice. His technique was very poor, and he could only see a bunch of pink on top of it.

blue top.

But Wei Zhenshao next to him took pictures very clearly, and he didn't know how to do it.

The landlord's words are particularly fierce, saying that they are gay, damn it or something.

In order to prevent Shi Renran from accidentally turning it over, Cen Yi deleted the report on this building along with the owner who found it.

They went back today because the school had to turn off the lights, and they had to prepare for the half-term exam a month later, so they went to bed very late.

Before going to bed, Ren Ran also took advantage of it, reached out and rubbed Cen Yi's body back and forth several times, proudly took a photo secretly, and posted it on the circle of friends so that only her boyfriend can see it.

As a boyfriend, Cen Yi, who not only didn't like it, but didn't even see it, fell asleep directly.

Shi Renran found a weekend and wiped out his cell phone.

Delete the ones you don’t know, delete those you don’t know, delete small advertisements...

Cen Yi remembered that he had more than 600 friends when he handed over his mobile phone, but only more than 100 when he came back.

Shi Renran patted himself on the chest, and proudly posted today's circle of loving friends: I have cleared my boyfriend's friends, and now I won't be squeezed out.

After posting, he poked Cen Yi's arm: "Give me a like."

Cen Yi nodded.

Satisfied, Shi Renran listened to the radio drama with her mobile phone in her arms and went to take a shower.

Cen Yi laughed to himself.

Sometimes this person is quite naive, obviously only the two of them can see it, but he just takes the trouble to post something about him every day.For example, I dragged my boyfriend down by playing games yesterday and was fined to wash the dishes.

And the day before yesterday, my boyfriend sneezed [-] times in a row in class.

Cen Yi remembered that he caught someone and beat him up that day. After all, if this person hadn't kicked the quilt in the middle of the night, he wouldn't have caught a cold.

There was the sound of la la la water and some music that sounded creepy from the bathroom.

Cen Yi stood up and knocked on his door: "Turn your phone down a bit."

After waiting for a while, the sound not only didn't disappear, but also became louder and piercing.

"Dare to dare?"

"Shi Xiaoran?

Cen Yi took a deep breath: "You fucking pretend to be a ghost, I smoked you today and you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow."

The door in front of him clicked.

Cen Yi took two steps back, and suddenly a head popped out from inside, covered with a white towel, it was chattering and he didn't know what to say.

Without saying a word, he kicked forward.

In order to avoid it, Shi Renran stepped on the heel of his right slippers with his left foot, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell into Cen Yi's arms with a bang.

Except for the piece of cloth covering the face on the head, the rest of the place could not be more light.

Cen Yi felt something pushing against him, he glanced down, and thumped on Shi Renran's shoulder: "Can you fucking be normal?"

point? "

"It's normal. My boyfriend hugged me. This reaction must be normal. Are you unable to get up? Don't you want to move it?"

"...No, it's just because I'm used to it. Recently, I've been taught to be ascetic and ascetic, so I'm temporarily out of the family."

"Return to vulgarity!" Shi Renran pulled Cen Yi's collar and stuffed his head inside, "You return to vulgarity!"

"I. Fuck! You're a fucking head of water!"

"Return vulgar!"

"Grandpa!" Cen Yi pulled the person out, pointed to his pants, "Return it." Then he hurriedly looked to see if the person was bumped.

Shi Renran snorted: "It's been almost a week since our last time, it's not good to hold back for a long time."

Because they thought it was troublesome to wash the sheets, the two still chose the bathroom this time, and fumbled in it for more than an hour before wiping their hair.

Shi Renran put on her trousers, and compared her height with Cen Yi in the mirror: "I'm almost up to your nose, right?"

"It seems to have grown a lot taller." Cen Yi raised his hand and gestured twice, "I haven't reached my nose, and I think it will be there when I graduate. I'll go home tomorrow and bring some chicken soup. Do you want to go back with me?"

"No, I'll go out to buy something later, you can bring it to my aunt, and I'll go to see her next time."

Cen Yi hummed, hugged the man and bit the back of his neck: "It smells so good."

Shi Renran also bit back: "My boyfriend smells good too."

The author has something to say

One billion is good, as soon as you hear it, you are rich.

Cen Yi: Get out!I disagree!

Shi Renran: Get out!Brother Yi disagrees!

Me: Get out!Don't even think about having sex in your life!

Cen Yi & Shi Renran: Stand up that bald author and start an uprising today!Look at your progress, it's been a long time since I wrote it, and the second year of high school just started!

Me: I'm good, as soon as I hear it, I know that the two are in love.

(As the saying goes: Those who know current affairs are heroes.)

This is the slowest book I've made so far, and I don't know if you will find it long-winded. (I can’t do anything long-winded, after all, my baldness is so long-winded^)